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The Sirius Affairs Issue 1
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Anarachy : 1. The absence of government 2. Political disorder and violence
3. disorder; confusion
Anarchists : 1. one who believes in anarchism. 2. a promoter of anarchy
Anarchism : 1. the theory that all organized government is repressive and
undesirable 2. resistence to all government
ok, Now that we know what an anarchists is we are going to decide if you are
an anarchist! I've seen those geeks with handles like " Sid 'the anarchist'
Viscious" but this guys was a dexter! how possibly could he be an anarchist?
He is lucky the FBA wasn't formed then! (Federal Bureau of Anarchy), They would
have caught up with him and DESTROYED him! Here is a few question to see if YOU
are an anarchist!
[Answer key at bottom]
Multiple Choice
(1). What is the most effective way of killing someone?
A. Blowing up thier car when started B. Shooting them with a shotgun
in the face. C. Poison
(2). How do you incite a riot? A. Throw tear gas in the middle of a mob
at a protest B. Yell out phrases of the cause C. Start a fire
(3). How do you achieve a goal? A. By Rules B. anyway you can C. Deciet
D. both B & C
(4). When you see a porsche do you? A. Steel it B. vandalize it C. leave it
alone
(5). What are the rules of driving? A. State law B. there are none
C. hit anything and everything that won't do damage to you
(6). At a party you see a plastered girl, do you A. rape her B. help
her C. gang-bang her with friends?
(7). Your trashin AT&T, when a clerk comes what do you do? A. Run B. Hide
C. Hit him up for info D. Nail his ass and get his I.D. and CC's
(8). When carding hardware where do you send it? A. P.O. Box B. Your house
C. A neighbor's or vacant house
(9). When in computer class, what do you do? A. do assigned work B. Fiddle
with the insides C. Tap into the main computer
(10). How do you effectivly start fires? A. with a match B. a lighter
C. Gasoline and a lighter D. Napalm
Essays:
(1). Describe in 1,000 words or more why you want to be a Anarchists
(2). Describe who you completly vandalize a car
(3). What does anarchy mean to you?
Answer Key:
1. B, 2. A, 3. D, 4. B, 5. C, 6. A, 7. D, 8. C, 9. B, 10. D
The essay you will have to send to:
The FBA
C/O
Sylex Sirius
A.M. P.O. Box #2389
Perth Amboy, NJ.
08862
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