Random irc quotes
Random irc quotes. (In our honest opinion #1)
<DeaDLinE> all i was doing was nukeing
<Genuwine> I'm not a playa, i just crutch alot
<Genuwine> I'm an expert on computer physics and how they work and what happens when u do this or that.. I only started nukes yesterday.. I'm a novice..
<HrshySqrt> I can crash your harddrive
[BeloZer0(warez@okcnasz-21.ionet.net)] i actually run Win98 and Linux dipship
!DuCkTaPe!*! [forfeit(teet@hey.laserlips.your.mother.was.a.snowblower)] JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE@#%!
<c0sm0s1> i gotz a bad case of carpool tunnel syndrome!
<JsFknChst> isnt it fun to rap freestyle while taking a dump
<JsFknChst> i thought it was some semi leet hax cult. and figured since i was a new member. i would show off my power
<ferk-o> fuck me gently with a chainsaw and call me mother threasa
<ph4rcyd3> pimp hard, if the bitch is full of lard
<ward> im one of them smart niggers
<ferk-o> yeah man warewolf sex.. its the greatest
<ferk-o> ever see vampire lesbian porn?
<[_Axion_]> hi i'm tim i'm a duche bag
<metalman> Jewel is good to code to
<metalman> I SMELL YAMS! I SMELL YAMS!
<ferk-o> can i put vampire lasbian porn on the site?
<ward> i smoked so much weed one time, they said i look like the nigger on the zig zag cover
<robosok> i smoked weed out of a peace pipe once. one of my friends is a navajo indian
<robosok> i got a kwanza card
<ben-z> im not racist.. ive got a color tv
<robosok> i want an attack midget
<ferk-o> i took back mandrake 7.2 for bud money
<ViEU> numba 5 u like mo eggroll?
<ward> fightclub makes me horney
<WhoDat> i want my official title to be "Erectile growth management and utilization expert custard cannon manager
<@BosniaGod> THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR....... SUPER NIGGER!
<elicit> I ALSO LIKE TO PLAY MY TROMBONE FOR DISABLED CHILDREN AND ASSORTED WATERFOWL
<@EvilSock> my dreamcast is now running netbsd
<@seraph> im irc studdering !
<@robosok> i slid my jimmy up its catoosh
<@robosok> call me "captain planet"
* >ka0z #og is away, taking a big dump (+lp) || <@ka0z> whoa that was fucking huge
<@Makaveli> and im going to shave my base coq a few days before so its prickaly
<@robosok> my fingers are assholes
<@ka0z> i have mad goto skills
<@orbflux> id have sex with oprah before using mandrake
<@robosok> can i take a dump first? | <@orbflux> no | <@robosok> i will anyway | <@robosok> that one was foamy | <@robosok> it does that whenever i eat mashed potatoes.
<@vexation> i would also get the com1 and lpt1 nicks nixed out too... so that just incase a older mIRC client comes on.. wait what am i saying if they use mirc they deserve to get crashed
<@shekk> theres at least 8 people who call me shekk in real life and dont think twice about it | <@shekk> i tell them to keep it on the dl when we are pimping hoez
<@shekk> i was a little emberassed at first about getting off on cartoon porn... but i figure, hell its not as sick as some shit
<@shekk> i seriously look at cartoon porn WAY more than any other porn | <@shekk> i can just picture myself as a cartoon fucking the hell out of them cartoon stizyle
<@shekk> those bitches on phantasy star online give me a hardon
<@shekk> wack my tater to cartoon pr0n? ;P
<@bosniagod> you can call me nigger if you want to, id feel honored
<shekk> im a thug nigga
<elicit> dont make me laugh in class | <elicit> everybody is like.. "wtf.. this kid thinks routing is funny"
<@s3xy_b1tch> fuck the lyrics of all rap | <s3xy_b1tch> i only listen to that shit when im beating
<PULSMAN> anyone has an horse racing game in C? or know where i can find it?
<@robosok> you should dress up like the fonz at court | <@robosok> and be like EHHH!!!!!
<@robosok> tell them to lick a eurpoean bisons smelly ass
<@s3xy_b1tch> i love to shoot up mescaline into the vein beside my eyeball, and then stick rolls up my ass... thats the best
<@Makaveli> actaully im the cleanest person i know | <@Makaveli> unless your talking about stds
<@s3xy_b1tch> i have to use a database to keep up with mt stds
<@halcy0n> i see dead people
<@halcy0n> making young girls scream is my specialty
<@EvilSock> you could wire up his donkey so it explodes when he gets on it
<@EvilSock> i would like some boxers with a penis on the front
ð orbflux/#og is GONE NOW | <@shekk> he really isnt gone | <@shekk> hes still watching | <@shekk> i just know it | <@orbflux> haha | <@orbflux> you suck
[os] signoff [V]aximus (botting into linix to handle people)
<@elicit> I GOT MORE FLOWS, THAN BOSNIAGODS GOT HOES
<icebane> if no one buys dominicans.net in 2 months | <icebane> im putting a big picture of a dick with dominicans tattoo on it
<module> im perfectly comfortable with masturbating in front of you
<Datum> If you're so inclined, you can also eat your semen. This might sound disgusting, but if you want to do it, go ahead; it's actually perfectly safe (although you may or may not like the taste). Note: Don't eat anyone else's semen.
<@ka0z> whats funny is that this county has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the state, yet im not getting any action
<@EvilSock> theres a big brown man knocking at the back door | <@g-r0ck> what does he want? | <@EvilSock> actually, i meant i had to take a shit
<@ka0z> haha this girl is like "all guys wanna cuddle after sex i just wanna leave" | <@elicit> i want some of whatever she just smoked
<@elicit> man.. if you ever get mobbed on like that, just start screaming "IM THE MOTHERFUCKING ICON" and "YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE?!" as loud as you can and imitate a wolverine berzerk attack on a few of them
<@Makaveli> im a cell phone wigger
<@robosok> i am bumping BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP
<@halcy0n> im proud of the fat chick i fucked
