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CLiT #2: Long Live Skippy, The Bush Kangaroo
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=-=- [ editorial ] -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
well, as promised, we're back. hooray for us.
oh, btw, this episode's ascii design was contributed by Aerialisticish. i had
nothing to do with it. heh.
so, anyway, today is new years day, the first day of a brand spankin' new
millenium. it's 01.01.01 day. it's my friend from primary school's birthday.
happy fucking birthday, ash, if you're reading, even though you're not.
i think that maybe i should give up on getting hammered. it can't be healthy,
and it doesn't do too much for your image... and you miss out on other
people's crazy antics when you pass out in a pool of your own vomit, and it's
nasty when you wake up later and your parents are waiting up for you...
hello, mum. hello, dad.
i decided to give this issue of CLiT a theme... all about how about the land
downunder is better than the land upover. i figure, we can get americans to
hate us, and hate is close to love, right? and maybe canadians will just love
us straight off!!@#
and i just remembered, the federation of australia, pty ltd, is 100 years old
today! we are still waiting for our telegram from the queen...
=-=- [ the CLiT Cr00 ] -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
hmm, but first, since i'm planning on being around for awhile, i guess
introductions are in order...
AlterEcho -> ja, that's right, it's me! w00t!
i guess i'm the editor guy, who makes everyone else write...
i don't really want to hear about how crap i am at this, and believe me, i
know already, but if you really want to tell me, you can email me at
clit@hobbiton.org
Aerialisticish -> ja, that's right, that's the other guy! w00t!
i said "write", and he said "no". bastard.
PipeScream -> Oooh, freshmeat! w00t!
PipeScream and i look _nothing_ like each other...
Asadersialle -> It's a gerl!!@# w00t!!
and she calls me the boss!!!!!! heh
=-=- [ Ass vs. Arse ] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
by
PipeScream
When will it sink into you Yanks that an "ass" is actually a donkey?
Self-proclaimed keepers of world peace (whatever, you just bomb the crap
outta whoever you feel like) and you can't even get your english right.
Well, I suppose that nobody's perfect. Least of all you. Note that your
"elementary" school is going to the dogs. (Elementary? Then why can't half
the students pass it?)
Go ahead. Plead the six-hundred-and-sixty-sixth amendment. Tell me that I'm
impeding your "god-given" right to be as thick as George W.Bush. Sue me. Just
shove it up your arse.
=-=- [ why i feel i have to write this piece ] -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
by
AlterEcho
sometimes, it's just necessary to have opinions. they're good at parties,
when you need topics to talk shit about. they're handy when you don't like
someone and you need a reason to beat up that dirty sonofabitchin' bastard.
and damn, but patriotism gives you _great_ opportunities for opinions.
i hate arrogance, violence, racism, corruption and rank stupidity.
i like aussie rules, cricket, augie march, carlton coldies, seachange, and
this gerl i used to go to school with.
nuff said.
(i like buffy though... willow is so damn cute! i'm still looking for her
irl...)
=-=- [ i'd blame you with more if i could ] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
by
Asadersialle
<Disclaimer>
Right i was instructed to write why australia is better than america. Let me
emphasise this wasn't my idea, if you have a problem talk to the 'boss', i
have no wished to be killed so please sort out your differences with him, not
me.
</Disclaimer>
hi all you americans reading this, please take no offense. Well on second
thoughts, go ahead, i don't give a shit, that was just me attempting to be
nice (HA WHATEVER stuff the lot of you).
What does australia have that the US doesn't, knowledge. We know that the
world doesn't consist of just australia (in your case america), we are aware
of other countries. We aren't arrogant.
Talking to one or two americans is nice but if there is a crowd ( 3 or more)
its a pain in the arse 'cos the conversation revolves around them. Please
refer to 'The Dream' (shit that was an excellent show).
=-=- [ my opinion? what opinion? ] -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
by
Aerialisticish
It's the little things. Mainly, it's the little linguistic things. Soft drink
of all varieties is referred to as 'pop'(i think). Mum is Mom. Tissues are
Kleenex. Yeah, it shits you too, especially that last one.
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^you must die! i alone am best!^
-bloodhound gang-
=-=- [ toodles ] -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
ok, we're done. thanks for listening.
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