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Info-ParaNet Newsletters Volume I Number 600
Wednesday, October 28th 1992
(C) Copyright 1992 Paranet Information Service. All Rights Reserved.
Today's Topics:
Re: METEORITE TOTALS CAR!
'going To Extremes', 9/22/92
AntiGravity
UFO Language, Adamski Group, etc.
directions to a groom lake viewing sight(legal)
Leeds Conference
Fortean Society Conference
Ufo Encounter
Jim Garrison
Anti-gravity Flying Saucer
Tr-3a
Re: Nasa Shake Up Rumor?
SETI = HRMS = ????
Fortean Society Conferenc
Weekly World News
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From: Pete.Porro@f414.n154.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Pete Porro)
Subject: Re: METEORITE TOTALS CAR!
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:08:49 GMT
She should be able to buy a new car with the sale of the meteorite?
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From: Don.Allen@p1.f81.n363.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Don Allen)
Subject: 'going To Extremes', 9/22/92
Date: 18 Oct 92 20:31:07 GMT
> I would like a description of what you saw, if not inconvernient.
> Thanks. (this is in regard to what you saw on 9/22).
> ---
Think we have a mixup here..I wasn't the one who saw the actual show,but
was merely responding to Jim Shaffer who posted his query on the echo.
Actual posting is as follows:
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By: Ncar!cbmvax cbm commodore Com!vanth
To: All
Re: 'Going To Extremes', 9/22/92
St: 5655>
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From: cbmvax.cbm.commodore.com!vanth!jms
Date: 23 Sep 92 07:29:46 GMT
Message-ID: <27711@scicom.AlphaCDC.COM>
Newsgroups: info.paranet
From: vanth!jms@cbmvax.cbm.commodore.com (Jim Shaffer)
Would someone who saw 'Going To Extremes' on ABC tonight (9/22) please
confirm that I didn't hallucinate the final scene? And if I didn't, what
was it *doing* there? It didn't have any relationship to the rest of the
show. (Gee, this sounds a lot like the 'I'm not going to argue who shot
John...' thing.)
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* From the disk of: | jms@vanth.uucp | 'there's a hell of
Jim Shaffer, Jr. | uunet!cbmvax!vanth!jms | a good universe
37 Brook Street | jms%vanth@cbmvax.commodore.com | next door; let's go'
Montgomery, PA 17752 | 72750.2335@compuserve.com | (e.e. cummings)
** End of post **
Hope this clears it up. :-)
Don
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From: Steve.Gresser@f100.n1012.z9.FIDONET.ORG (Steve Gresser)
Subject: AntiGravity
Date: 19 Oct 92 17:26:00 GMT
* Forwarded from "FIDO Science Echo"
* Originally by Pat Parrinello
* Originally to All
* Originally dated 17 Oct 1992, 14:53
Well folks, after seeing an "antigravity" sound device presented on CNN Science
news, a few memory cells were stimulated & I dug up an old book. The book is
THE BRIDGE TO INFINITY - HARMONIC 371299 by Bruce Cathe. It was published in
1983 by Quark Enterprises Limited, 158 Shaw Road, Oratia, Auckland and
Brookfield Press, P.O. Box 1201, Auckland, New Zeland. This guy may or may not
fit the Yorkian mold but due to recent developments I think what he brought up
back then may have some small merit.
I leave it to you to judge and I hope this may stimulate a few threads.
Exerts from pages 139 - 146:
" THE SECRETS OF LEVITATION
A New Zealand scientist recently gave me an intriguing extract from an article
published in a German magazine, relating to a demonstration of levitation in
Tibet. After obtaining a translation by a German journalist, in English, I was
amazed at the information contained in the story, and was surprised that the
article had slipped through the suppression net which tends to keep such
knowledge from leaking out to the public. All the similar types of stories
that I had read up until now were generally devoid of specific information
necessary to prove the veracity of the account.
In this case a full set of geometric measurements were taken, and I
discovered, to my great delight, that when they were converted into their
equivalent geodetic measures, relating to grid harmonics the values gave a
direct association with those in the unified harmonic equations published in my
earlier works. The following extracts are translations taken from the German
article: 'We know from the priests of the far east that they were able to lift
heavy boulders up high mountains with the help of groups of various sounds ..
The knowledge of the various vibrations in the audio range demonstrates to a
scientist of physics that a vibrating and condensed sound field can nullify the
power of gravitation. Swedish engineer Olaf Alexanderson wrote about this
phenomenon in the publication, Implosion No. 13. The following report is
based on observations which were made only 20 years ago in Tibet. I have this
report from civil engineer and flight manager, Henry Kjelson, a friend of mine.
He later on included this report in his book The Lost Techniques. This is his
report: A Swedish doctor, Dr Jarl, a friend of Kjelsons, studied at Oxford.
During those times he became friends with a young Tibetan student. A couple of
years later, it was 1939, Dr Jarl made a journey to Egypt for the English
Scientific Society. There he was seen by a messenger of his Tibetan friend, and
urgently requested to come to Tibet to treat a high Lama. After Dr Jarl got the
leave he followed the messenger and arrived after a long journey by plane and
Yak caravans, at the monastery, where the old Lama and his friend who was now
holding a high position were now living. Dr Jarl stayed there for some time,
and because of his friendship with the Tibetans he learned a lot of things that
other foreigners had no chance to hear about, or observe. One day his friend
took him to a place in the neighborhood of the monastery and showed him a
sloping meadow which was surrounded in the north west by high cliffs. In one of
the rock walls, at a height of about 250 metres was a big hole which looked like
the entrance to a cave. In front of this hole there was a platform on which the
monks were building a rock wall. The only access to this platform was from the
top of the cliff and the monks lowered themselves down with the help of ropes.
In the middle of the meadow. about 250 metres from the cliff, was a polished
slab of rock with a bowl like cavity in the centre. The bowl had a diameter of
one metre and a depth of 15 centimeters. A block of stone was manoeuvred into
this cavity by Yak oxen. The block was one metre wide and one and one-half
metres long. Then 19 musical instruments were set in an arc of 90 degrees at a
distance of 63 metres from the stone slab. The radius of 63 metres was measured
out accurately. The musical instruments consisted of 13 drums and six trumpets.
(Ragdons). Eight drums had a cross-section of one metre, and a length of one
and one- half metres. Four drums were medium size with a cross- section of 0.7
metre and a length of one metre. The only small drum had a cross-section of 0.2
metres and a length of 0.3 metres. All the trumpets were the same size. They
had a length of 3.12 metres and an opening of 0.3 metres.
The big drums and all the trumpets were fixed on mounts which could be adjusted
with staffs in the direction of the slab of stone. The big drums were made of 3
????????????????????????
So, there you have it. Hum the wrong mantra and you may get hit by a 747!
-Pat-
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From: violet.berkeley.edu!chalmers
Subject: UFO Language, Adamski Group, etc.
Date: 20 Oct 92 15:20:56 GMT
From: chalmers@violet.berkeley.edu (John H. Chalmers Jr.)
Does anyone have any information about a group called
THE STAR FELLOWSHIP based in Surrey, England? I
saw a reference to it in the book 'Quest for the Unknown,
UFO: The Continuing Enigma' published in 1991 by the Reader's
Digest Press Association, ISBN 0-89577-397-X. The SF is
described as being based on the philosophy of George Adamski
a famous 1950's era contactee.
My principle interest in this group is a glossary of a language
called 'Solexmal' which is claimed to be 'the apparent
interlingua of the Solar System' and is distributed by the
organization. Many years ago I saw a book containing samples
of this language at a UFO conference in Escondido, California.
My recollection is that it has an agglutinative, quasi-logographic
script. The book was called 'Other Tongues, Other Flesh.'
I also remember seeing a chart with labels such as 'Sector 'Blaau' '
and 'Orb of 'Contri''; those words in single quotes may be
from Solexmal.
I'd like to get a look at this presumably artificial language again,
so I'd appreciate an address for SF.
I would cross post this message to sci.lang except that I am
unable to receive it at the the moment. I would appreciate it
very much if any one would do it for me and relay any significant
responses.
-- John
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From: Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Michael Corbin)
Subject: directions to a groom lake viewing sight(legal)
Date: 21 Oct 92 03:25:01 GMT
Date: Tue, 20 Oct 92 09:02:07 PDT
"... If you want to see it for yourself they still test at sunset on
wednesday nights; the last time I saw it was April 3, 1991. Take I-15
to a few miles north of Las Vegas and then go north on highway 93.
Just after Ash Springs take the left fork in the road which will be
highway 375, and after you come down from Hancock Pass into the valley
you will see a straight dirt road about 10 miles long. That's the
northeast entrance to Groom Lake. Turn off a few hundred feet, and
look to the south at sunset or a little after..."
The maps I have obtained indicate these directions are followable,
although I have changed the '357' of the original posting to since no
357 exists in northern Nevada and 375 does(it goes along the north side
of Nellis).
My comments earlier on Area 51 vs. S4 were backwards(with regards to
the testimony of Bob Lazar. BOB brought up S4(uniquely?) which seems
to be on the north shore of Papoose Lake. He claimed the hangers were
built into the sides of the mountains there with the doors slanted to
match the slope of the mountain(foothills?) and painted to look like
the surrounding soil. I would not think this would be very visible
from the air(via satellite).
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From: mrc-crc.ac.uk!sgamble
Subject: Leeds Conference
Date: 21 Oct 92 19:32:49 GMT
From: sgamble@mrc-crc.ac.uk (Steve Gamble x3293)
In Newsletter Number 598, Rob trevelyan reports on the Yorkshire
UFO Society's recent conference.
Thanks for the report on YUFOS. My friend Robin Lindsey also attended
and found it pretty interesting.
I think Robin videod it on behalf of Graham Birsall, so maybe copies
will be available (but I guess European PAL standard only)
Regards,
Steve
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From: mrc-crc.ac.uk!sgamble
Subject: Fortean Society Conference
Date: 21 Oct 92 19:32:58 GMT
From: sgamble@mrc-crc.ac.uk (Steve Gamble x3293)
In Newletter 598 Bob Dunn posts information about the Fortean
Society conference May 1993.
Thanks for the information Bob. A friend of mine Robin Lindsey
attended the conference FS held last year. It sounded pretty
good.
I am not sure if I will be able to get to the USA next year, but
if possible I would think about coming to Lincoln. The past two
years I have been to both Leo Sprinkle's Conference in Laramie
and to the MUFON conference. Next year we hope to be organising
a conference in the UK a couple of weeks after the date of the
MUFON conference so time might be tight.
Is it possible to sent mail to your bulletin board from either
Internet or RIME/WILDNET? It would be great to be able to mail
people like Scott.
Please pass regards from Robin and me to Kathryn and Scott.
Regards,
Steve Gamble
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From: Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Michael Corbin)
Subject: Ufo Encounter
Date: 22 Oct 92 01:51:01 GMT
* Forwarded from "Fidonet UFO Conference"
* Originally by Peter Lutus
* Originally to All
* Originally dated 17 Oct 1992, 19:50
I was 11 when I saw a Triangle shaped object 50 feet above me.
It had three green sphere's at each corner with tubes between the
spheres. I knew it wasn't anything normal cause it was tumbling through
the air, and that is not possible. It barely made a grinding noise as it
passed overhead and when it got directly above me it stopped tumbling
and froze. I suddenly became terrorized from every inch of my body. I
knew it saw me and now it was looking at me and I thought of it like a
shark, you see him swim by, no problem but then it hunches it's fins and
comes at you and wham! Scared beyond belief. I didn't want it to stop
and say hi or greet me or nothing. I thought get the ##@# away from me
or I'll scream! I yelled for my friend who was about a block away by
then and he ran back and followed me through three yards and six fences
onto the side of the freeway 880. He then saw it also as it finally
passed over us on it's route toward "MOFFETT FIELD". No one ever
believed me except my friend who saw it. Recently I saw some sightings
show where a woman drew a picture of a hugh craft. Three green sphere's
with tubes between and I freaked out. What about the rings in the hay
fields in england. I know what is causing these occurences without a
doubt.
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From: Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Michael Corbin)
Subject: Jim Garrison
Date: 22 Oct 92 02:06:01 GMT
Jim Garrison, author of ON THE TRAIL OF THE ASSASSINS, died today at the age
of 70. No more information available at this time. More follows.
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From: Don.Allen@p1.f81.n363.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Don Allen)
Subject: Anti-gravity Flying Saucer
Date: 20 Oct 92 01:13:00 GMT
> * Originally by Steven Vere
> * Originally to All
> * Originally dated 16 Oct 1992, 12:32
> From: vere@netcom.com (Steven Vere)
> Date: 16 Oct 92 07:09:07 GMT
> Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760
> guest)
> Message-ID: <1992Oct16.070907.14099@netcom.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
> I saw the following in sci.research and thought people here might
> be interested too.
> _____________________________________________________________________
> From: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hmmmm..could it be?
> Robert E. McElwaine
> B.S., Physics and Astronomy,
> UW-EC
Yep..thought so. Thanks for forwarding this but this McElwaine guy
has a serious credibility problem judging by comments in sci.physics
by his own peers.
I think I d/l something the McElwaine posted not long ago on the
Soviet "cosmospheres" and which he made plentiful references to
one Dr. Peter Beter (long deceased); as soon as I read Beter's
name I stopped reading because the BS factor was getting too high.
Don
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From: John.Powell@f601.n109.z1.FIDONET.ORG (John Powell)
Subject: Tr-3a
Date: 21 Oct 92 07:43:00 GMT
-=> Quoting Jim Speiser to All <=-
JS> Does anyone here have a photo or artist's conception of the TR-3A
JS> "Black Manta"? Is there a GIF file extant? Can anyone at least direct
JS> me to an issue of AvWeek or any other magazine that featured a photo of
JS> this craft?
I wish there was a GIF but I haven't seen one around yet. This item
isn't suppossed to exist is it?
The December 1991 issue of Popular Mechanics has an artist's conception
of a TR-3A on the cover. (_Outstanding drawing_, looks something like
Batman's airplane... <grin>) On page 32, same magazine, another
artist's rendering, on page 33 is shows Front/Side/Top view drawings,
the artist for all of them is Mark McClandlish.
Thanks, take care.
John.
-
<Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence>
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From: Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Michael Corbin)
Subject: Re: Nasa Shake Up Rumor?
Date: 22 Oct 92 13:23:01 GMT
* Forwarded from "Sci.Space"
* Originally by Josh 'k' Hopkins
* Originally to All
* Originally dated 21 Oct 1992, 12:31
From: jbh55289@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Josh 'K' Hopkins)
Date: 20 Oct 92 22:41:35 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Message-ID: <BwFz1E.DMp@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: sci.space
roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:
>What's going on at NASA H.Q.? There are rumors floating about. Here is
>a summary of what I have heard, and maybe someone closer to the source
>would care to elaborate.
>#RUMOR ON#
>On Thursday, Administrator Goldin appointed Lennard A. Fisk, Office of
>Space Science and Applications (OSSA), to be NASA's new Chief
>Scientist (a position which has been vacant for a number of years).
>OSSA is headless and budgetless. Wesley Huntress, also from OSSA, is
>now heading the Mission From Planet Earth effort.
>#RUMOR OFF#
The latest _Space News_ has the story on page 3. Lennard Fisk, Tom Campbell
and Marty Kress of science, comptroller and legislative offices respectively
have been reassigned. Kress is now cheif scientist in Goldin's office,
and the other two are in the space station program. The article includes some
quotes saying it was a bad idea, some saying it was good and one from Kress
that suggests he's happy with the move. Goldin is apparently opening the
competion for replacements to outsiders, which has some worried that NASA will
be taken over by DoD and DoE types.
--
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ISDS, UIUC, NSS, IBM FSC, NCSA, NMSU, AIAA or the American Association for the
Advancement of Acronymphomaniacs
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From: ecn.purdue.edu!lush
Subject: SETI = HRMS = ????
Date: 22 Oct 92 17:29:45 GMT
From: lush@ecn.purdue.edu (Gregory B Lush)
The following is from a weekly newsletter from the American
Physical Society. I thought it's humor as well as its info
was appropriate to you readers.
Greg
From VP.APS@Forsythe.Stanford.EDU Fri Oct 16 16:34:26 1992
From: 'Janice Smith' <VP.APS@Forsythe.Stanford.EDU>
Subject: What's New for 10-16-92
WHAT'S NEW, Friday, 16 October 1992 Washington, DC
4. THE HIGH RESOLUTION MICROWAVE SURVEY: WAITING FOR E.T. TO CALL
It is a strange and wonderful universe out there, and nowhere is
it stranger than in an appropriations conference committee in the
final hours before Congress adjourns. SETI, the Search for Extra-
terrestrial Intelligence, was a natural target for anti-science
budget cutters, who delighted in floor speeches about the need to
search for intelligent life on Capitol Hill. SETI got zapped from
the FY 93 NASA appropriation by the House, but the Senate agreed
to the full $13.5M request. The Senate conferees proposed a neat
compromise: allow SETI to die--but reincarnate it as HRMS (High
Resolution Microwave Survey). Projects don't bother people, names
bother people! The new name was chosen by the Senate staff. On
Columbus Day, less than a week after SETI 'died,' NASA threw the
switch on the most thorough search ever conducted for a signal
from E.T.. We can report that no messages have yet been received.
Robert L. Park (202) 662-8700 The American Physical Society
To: WHATSNEW(Personal Dist. List)
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From: Bob.Dunn@p0.f31.n1012.z9.FIDONET.ORG (Bob Dunn)
Subject: Fortean Society Conferenc
Date: 22 Oct 92 09:46:00 GMT
NC>Thanks for the information Bob. A friend of mine Robin Lindsey
NC>attended the conference FS held last year. It sounded pretty
NC>good.
Last year's con WAS pretty good, we had kind of a crop circle focus,
with Jenny Randles and George Wingfield. This year we decided to "go
UFO" mainly to make enough money to pay for the last two conferences.
We usually try to mix things up a little by having lectures on ghosts
and cryptozoology, etc but UFOs are where the money is...
NC>I am not sure if I will be able to get to the USA next year, but
NC>if possible I would think about coming to Lincoln. The past two
NC>years I have been to both Leo Sprinkle's Conference in Laramie
NC>and to the MUFON conference. Next year we hope to be organising
NC>a conference in the UK a couple of weeks after the date of the
NC>MUFON conference so time might be tight.
Yeah, these conferences have a way of sneaking up on you, we're six
months away from ours but it's never too early to start getting the
word out. Good luck with yours, who do you have lined up so far?
NC>Is it possible to sent mail to your bulletin board from either
NC>Internet or RIME/WILDNET? It would be great to be able to mail
NC>people like Scott.
Well, you could send it Fidonet, I think. The address is 1:285/205,
I'd like to add Internet eventually but e-mail is still a bit of a
mystery to me. But yes, you can reach Scott through the board here.
NC>Please pass regards from Robin and me to Kathryn and Scott.
Will do.
* OLX 2.1 TD * ParaNet(sm) Alpha-Beta 9:1012/31 Fido 1:285/205
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From: Don.Allen@p1.f81.n363.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Don Allen)
Subject: Weekly World News
Date: 22 Oct 92 08:56:03 GMT
ITEM:
-----
Spotted this rag in the supermarket today and liked the cover. I
found the story so amusing that I wanted to share this with all
of you. Have fun <GRIN>
(Great suit job for the "ET" or is it? Where are the seams? :-)
========================================================================
Source: Weekly World News - Nov 3,1992 edition. Pages 23-25
Cover: Clinton and Bush walking arm and arm with a "ET"
Headline: Alien's Bombshell: 5 Senators are from Outer Space!
Author: Nick Mann
WASHINGTON - A space alien who stunned the world when he met with
presidential candidates George Bush, Bill Clinton and Ross Perot
dropped yet another bombshell when he invited Clinton and Bush
to a summit conference in Washington and revealed that five
U.S. senators are extraterrestrials just like he is!
It is not clear what the space alien was trying to accomplish
by naming veteran Senators Orrin Hatch, Sam Nunn, Alan Simpson,
John Glenn and Nancy Kassebaum as undercover ambassadors from
another planet.
But sources close to Bush and Clinton say the alien is almost
certainly trying to secure a cabinet post in the next administration.
And if that is the case, the creature might very well have revealed
the names of our space alien senators to prove that extraterrestrials
are not only capable of guiding the destinies of mankind, they have the
track record to prove it.
"These five senators have a total of 82 years experience at the highest
levels of American government and stand as shining examples of what
aliens are able to accomplish while working for and with an inferior
species, in this case, human beings," declared author and UFO expert
Nathaniel Dean.
Dean cited sources close to Governor Clinton and President Bush when
he blew the lid off the historic summit in a report to newsmen in
Washington.
"If the alien really is seeking a cabinet post, he's got five
impeccable references in Senators Hatch, Kassebaum, Glenn, Simpson,
and Nunn," he continued. "But even if he isn't seeking such a post,
revealing their true identities to President Bush and Gov. Clinton
was a political masterstroke.
"In one fell swoop the creature managed to put both men in his debt
while keeping both of them as his friends.
"Regardless of who wins the election, this alien will have the
president's ear and trust.
"If he wants a cabinet post he'll get a cabinet post. If he wants
power he'll get power. It's as simple as that."
Not surprisingly, Dean's report touched off a controversy that is
expected to rage for months or years to come. Skeptics were quick
to cry "hoax."
But supporters were just as quick to point out that Dean's record
as a writer and researcher with close ties to America's power
elite is beyond challenge.
The expert courageously risked the wrath of the Secret Service and CIA
when he reported on previous meetings the space alien had with Bush
in 1991 and Clinton and Perot earlier this year.
The President and Governor Clinton isuued no denials when confronted
with the reports during televised news conferences, that were
covered from all over the world.
Senators Hatch (R-Utah), Simpson (R-Wyoming), Kassebaum (R-Kansas),
Glenn (D-Ohio) and Nunn (D-Georgia) appeared to be taken off guard
by the space alien's allegations and initially denied them. But in
the final analysis, two of the senators resigned themselves to the
fact that their covers were blown.
Contacted at his office in Washington, Glenn, a former NASA astronaut
who orbited the planet in 1962 said through an aide:
"Okay....okay...you found us out but remember this - mankind is not
alone."
Nunn went even further than that when he suggested that the five
senators named as extraterrestrials are just the tip of
the iceberg.
"I'm almost positive there are more," the senator, speaking through
an aide, said.
Dean's sources said the space alien met with Bush and Clinton in a CIA
safe house in Washington on October 14.
The 90-minute meeting was limited to a discussion of the five senators
and the roles they play in U.S. politics. "Clinton and Bush have been
tight-lipped about the meeting but all hell is breaking loose behind
the scenes," said Dean.
"In fact, I'm told that Bush has created a special task force to study
ramifications of having extraterrestrials in the Senate.
"The first question that came to my mind was whether the senators
are U.S. citizens and eligible to serve in the Senate," he continued.
"Clinton and Bush apparently asked the same question and were assured
that the senators are U.S. citizens and qualified for public office.
"I assume that they were born in America to extraterrestrial parents
who came to Earth many, many years ago. And even though the senators
might look human, I'm told that, in this case, appearances are deceiving.
"In his meeting with the alien, President Bush specifically asked
the extraterrestrial why the senators don't look alien. The alien
answered "The senators look human because they choose to look
human. It is a simple matter for us to change our forms."
The alien's allegations raise more questions than they answer, of
course, and only Clinton and Bush have heard the whole story.
"I, for one, want to know where these extraterrestrials came from
and why they want to run our country," said Dean.
"From all appearances they have the best interests of mankind at
heart. But as the alien himself said, appearances can be deceiving."
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Oh...you want to know what _other_ articles appear in this rag?
Hehe..
"Man bites off girlfriend's lip - and spits it out on sidewalk"
"Breast implants made my boobs glow in the dark!"
"Man's eyeballs pop out when he eats a double-decker sandwich!"
"A grizzly ate my husband while I watched!"
"Your neighbor may be a space alien!"
"Woman marries a Shark" {He's a lot better than any man!}
and finally (my favorite)....
"More Americans can name the Three Stooges than the Presidential
candidates!"
All the news that fits,eh? :-)
Don
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