Extraterrestrials in the Bible
The Bible has provided the followers of the extraterrestrial hypothesis with a vast series of "proofs": there are those who have attributed to aliens the episode in which Joshua stopped the Sun or the one in which he knocked down the walls of Jericho thanks to a trumpet; who believe that the Ark of the Covenant is an alien artifact; who again that angels are pilots of spaceships.
In short, all the extraordinary events of the Old Testament acceptable only thanks to faith in God (the following constitutes a very small list) have been re-explained with the help of another faith: that in the existence of aliens particularly interested in the fate of our ancestors.
The advent of the Elohim.
The plural diction of God's name (in Genesis it is called both Elohim, which means gods; and Yahwè in the singular) is justified by the fact that the Elohim were a group of extraterrestrials who built man by means of elaborate biogenetic operations.
Ezekiel's flying saucer.
Ezekiel's vision of the Chariot of Fire depicted not an angel but a flying saucer complete with wheel-shaped propellers.
Atomics in Sodom.
The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah was caused by an atomic explosion triggered by extraterrestrials. This is proved by the fact that Lot's wife, having turned to observe its glow, has turned into a statue of salt, or rather has been calcified by radiation.
The passage of the Red Sea.
Moses opened the waters of the Red Sea with the help of friendly extraterrestrial forces. The food that the fleeing Jews ate was synthesized by the aliens.
