A Trip to the LAND OF ELSE part 3: A Dark and Stormy Nite
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A Trip to the LAND OF ELSE part 3: A Dark and Stormy Nite.
by: Doctor Murdock
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The PIRATES' HOLLOW (xxx)-xxx-xxxxI sit in my little Mushroom shack. In the middle of a million square mile field. A field of Daisy's. Here I sit, and I write on my parchment. I write with the feather of a Flamingo that Alice has touched herself. And I write the letter with my own blood.
My head is split in two. Bolted down with a latch. But I don't open it much. I open it occaisonaly in the Day. And scary things happen. One time a giant bunny rabbit with fangs came out and
asked me if I had a Clever. he didn't seemed to please when I asked him why he'd want a clever, so I ran.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Ran from WHAT?
From my head of course!
Isn't that a stupid idea? I tried. But the Rabit followed.
So I yelled at him...
Ickflab inko blabber blabo wham bam thika thang!
And his eyes widened to the size of Coconut cream pies
(this was a HUGE Rabbit!) (Big) (Flago!)
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Here I sit on this cliff. I sit in the dust, the soothing thin sandy dirt. And I look out onto the emptyness of the land. I see a massive building in the distance, toppled over with vegitation growing all over it. As if the earth itself was using everything it had to pull it down under the surface to hide it from the sight of whoever may be looking at it. In it's slow proccess, it's pulling and working, ashamed of what we have done to It, and what we have done to ourselves, ashamed at what we have accomplished in our miserable existence. And It knows I'm watching. And it curses me. Curses me with it's old gaze. Looking at me as if I was a child compared to it' aged lifetime. I am. If only It could talk. I am so glad It can't.
I extend my leg and my foot slides through the soft dirt. And I lay back and and close my eyes. I feel the suns rays beat against my face, and it makes me relaxed. No sound. It's frightning to hear nothing. No birds chirping, no cricktes sounding off, no dogs barking. I would even settle for the sound of a car horn blaring. Anything but silence. All that is left is the brussle of leaves in the wind, the sound of a creek, the sound of rain hitting the earth. All the sounds that were here in the beginning...........do the sounds realize that it's here again? The beginning, I mean? Yes. I'm sure they do. And they know that all of that time in between was a waste. But after all, it's not that long to them. I wonder if they had hope for us? Or if they knew all along. No matter. It's over now.....and beginning again. A shame.
I would like to find one thing, if I must stay here and be ridiculed by the silence. A woman. I would kill for the companionship that only a woman can provide. Yeah....I know.....but Kill I would. And the circle begins anew.
"Hi. What's your name?"
"Eve...ad yours?"
Hahahahaha, I think I would drop dead from the thinking the word IRONIC right there. But....I'd even settle for that. I hope I see her again.
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Speaking of which...do you think that GOD spelled backwards is DOG by coinsidence? Well, I'm sure your wrong if you do. I think there is more to it. But since we are all basically stupid we can't figure it out. Yes. You are stupid. You may think your aren't. Or you may be smart...for a Human Being. But after all....we are pretty lame. I mean, we look at an animal and feel intelligent. But isn't that pretty dumb? Yes.
DOG! There's a hidden meaning. Be good to your DOG. Or you may pay later. Think. Imagine some people tying you down to a table and putting you to sleep. And then waking up later in a white padded room, to find that they surgicaly removed your penis. WOuld you be a happy camper? I think not. I mean, sit down and think about it....if you had no penis, you would be horribly upset. I would. I think I would do this a lot.....
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``````How often do you sit in your room at night on speed and just Sit there listening to music and watching the clock tic away? Often? Hmmmm. Feel the persperation under your arms and feel your brain standing on edge. And feel great...yet mellow...and just sit and think...and maybe type. Things. And you don't find it amazing that you can sit in front of this screen and be perfectly happy making designs with ascii characters. Useless, meaningless designs. Never hungry....never thirsty....just sitting...and sitting. Waiting for the time when you come down and wish you had more. SSSSSHHHHHH! Don't talk about that NOW! Sitting and knwoing that tomorrow you have to be up at 8. But you can't sleep...but thats ok...at the moment. Tomorrow is a different story, isn't it? Yes...I think so. No matter. It's 2:30am here...now.............hmmm...can I sleep at 3? We'll see. Rhyme! Yep. Metallica is playing on the radio. And all is dark. No light. Hmmmmm. And, do you ever just sit there and wonder what the HELL you are doing? And then have the curiosity pass almost as fast? Yes? No? Whats the Answer? What was the Question? Who makes up the Questions? Or more importantly...who makes up the Answers? And Why? And How? And what's the difference? And who cares? And why don't they care? And if they're not caring about that, then prey-tell...what ARE they caring about? Do YOU care? About what? And Why? And the viscious circle begins anew. Thats a deadly word, "Why?" Because everybody fears it, deep down. We know we can't answer every question brought to us, and we fear the dreary day that a little girl comes up to us and asks a question like, "Why do we have finger nails?" And you haven't the foggiest idea...so you make up an answer as to not look stupid.
Big trouble....big trouble. My attention span is like an ice cube in a blender....chipping away into little peices. And then I loose it and think of Something Else. Uh oh...there's a subject that can go on forever. I better not think of Her....or we'll be here for awhile. <not thinking> <nul thought> I did it. Good.
I have the sniffles....gee....do you think I may have a cold? heh. <grin>
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"Hello...my name is Karoldadkris..."
Ilbo factual singbot ingtoy, kong lay nongchi mooki. Misfro lipstane foolicbarb seesaw. Sangnuly, nedoly oola moli cofarbnoe sib.
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"Hhh-h-hh--h-hey, m-m--mmman......I'm a ggg--g-good f-friend of his!"
<Yeah, right.....>
"I a-aaaa--am man..."
Your acting funny dude....I'm straight at the moment, ya know?
"Dd-d-d-dood...thats bad. R-r-r-rreally m--mman, I'm a f-f-ffffriend of h-hhis..."
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"M-mmm---man?"
Dude, I gotta go.....
"A-a--alright, man...b-b-b-bye!!!"
Ok....C'ya....
