The Land of Else
The Land of Else
by Doctor Murdock
08/08/89
Shroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmin!
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Ok....soooooo......i like colors.....everything is slow! my fingers gallop and gallop and i'm a color too!!!! haha. really..i am you know? I am a color....ok, bye!
From: Doctor Murdock #2
DateTime: 1:51 am Tue Aug 08, 1989
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GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!
BACK OFF MAN.....I'M A MARINE!!! BACK OFF MAN.....I'M A MARINE!!!
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SHAWN-DA-LAY!
BOY! Aren't colors neat? <think> <think>beat?
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RAZBURRY'S!!
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RAZBURRY'S!!
See? I think... and then everything fades away into a soft aqua colored cloud. It fades away and then I realize that I am ON that cloud! And then I'm not on the freeway doing 100. And I'm not here think of something else whilest I type. And I'm not. So.... here I AM. I AM. I AM here, I sit. <think> <think> of something else. Always thinking of something else when you think.... colors are one thing..... then you think of something else.........<dot> <dot> <dot>...... I80 is the freeway that I wasn't doing 100 on. Have you ever read Quitters Inc? By Stephen King? Neato story... although I haven't finished it because I was thinking of something Else. Fade Fade fade. Haha. Here I sit... this is my life...I haven't finished my Life yet becaaaaaawz....I was thinking of something Else. What the fuck is an Else? <----- ????? <titter> <titter> Titter goes these little keys at my finger tips whilest my mind goes off into a distant land.,...on an aqua colored cloud... Why Aqua? Cawze....Aqua is Soft....<thinky> <thinky> <thinky>.......Is reality real? It can only be .... nevermind... my mind was thinking od something Else...THERE IT IS AGAIN! Else? Where is this place Else? Hmmmmmmm.............. I betcha is a big soft pillowy land thats most likely colored Aqua. Why is it that you don't see the colour Aqua in your everyday Life? Cawze the place Else absorbs it...thats why! And it saves the colour Aqua for when you're fading in and Oooout of Reality. Course...I've nevber actually Been there.....but I'd like to go. Else? Maybe it's only a place that you're mind can go, maybe you can only THINK your there? Maybe your Thinking your reading this...and just fuckin maybe your in Else right NOW! Maybe....... but you'll never know cawze yuuze wuz thinking of Something Else. Maybe it's a Person. A Lady named Something Else? That you mindlessly wan't to Rut until you're blue in the face! Uhh...Aqua in the face...excuze me. Something Else.....I once knew Her. WOW!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!! KILLER!!!!!! Now THAT was neato! But I didn't actully feel that because I was Thinking of Something Else. Hmmmm....that was neat though.... it was like a rivil rivil wave that is slowly riviling across the US as I think of Something Else....FUCK...I sure wish I could meet this person!!! <gulp> <gulp> "I smoke my stuff and drink my wine" - Led Zeppelin. So anyway..... all this shit we call Else doesn't really matter cawze weeze were thinking of Something Else! Hmmmmmmmm..... ok, I bet she wears flowers in her hair. So that should make her easier to spot. And she's like a Rainbow! Hahahaha. Ok, one final thing and then I'm leaving. It's neat just sitting here and watching the yellow colours turn yellow all over again....and then they turn yellow right our from under your eyes! See? The thing is....Iz....watching them turn Yellow when they're ALREADY yellow!!! Maybe it's like a double expouser but since I've never seen one of those I couldn't tell ya. ummm....ok....but you have to realize that the true neutral colour of your/our exitence is Aqua....and I know this cuz it came to me in a vision whilest I was watching a Yellow wall and thinking of Something Else!!! Ok...a Quote...: "I sit in my basement room....with a needle....<pause>.... and a spoon..." Yeah....so I'm tired of typing, I'm going to go into my room and stare at something and watch it change colours and always, constinitly thinking of Something Else.... so I'll never know what I'm doing or Have done...but ti doesn't matter, see? Cawze It's like Psychedelic........ it's Psychedelic....... sittin on top of a big Aqua coloured Mushroom. And then realizing that YOu after all are the worm talking to Alice and that the Author of her fucking Life wasn't on Opium...cawze YOU were on it for him..Hahah, yeah... something like that anyway......Music contains colour too...but you have to be Somewhere Else to see that...Hmmm..now theres a fucking toss....is Something Else a place or a Person? Wait..Something Else is a Person (a Lady.... with Aqua coloured hair...) and Else is a place. So.... Her name is Something Else and she's from the place called Else..... which is a Aqua coloured land... and is pillowy.....and she's a Virgin Nymph...... a rarity at that..... A magical Virgin Nymph with Aqua coloured hair.......and Her name is Something Else. Riding through a million square mile field of Dandelions on a Zebra....with her Aqua coloured hair flowing in the breeze...... and she rides and rides <gallop> <gallop> <gallup> <gallup>. And she'll stop if you ask Her...and she'll bring you to Her cloud. With is also Aqua coloured and it's in the shape of a Mushroom...a Psychedelic Mushroom..... and it's the one you've been riding on all along! Just ask Alice...when she's ten feet tall....course Alice wouldn't know, cawze she was thinking of Something Else......see? Everyones thought is on this Else browd! Haha...nah...I'm sure she's a nice Lady.......My fingertips smell like Budweiser..................... All of this I do has no meaning....or it won't matter in 10 years...........so I beleive I'll have another Beer.... Year.. Beer..... same thang! Lessie.....I'd say she has a face like.........none other you've ever seen BUT she has eyes like that chick on For Your Eyes Only....ya know the Greek lady? Yeah, like that. In fact....you can only see Her eyes amongst her Aqua coloured hair......and you can never touch Her cawze thats what makes Her special. You can ask Her a question but you had better be quick cawze she's gonna Ride On and eventuallky you'll be thinking of Something Else!!! See?? She's GONE.....AGAIN! You think of Her and then she's GONE....again! But...it's not bad...in fact it's kinda soft....an Aqua kinda pillowy soft......you just think of Something Else all the time...in an endless circle....and you know...that you like it....cawze it doesn't really fuckin matter......cawze you know you'll see Her again.....hold on while I gather my thoughts..........Someday when your walking along.....in a wooded area.....and you come across a gigantic Aqua coloured Mushroom......I mean gigantic in like I could use the captial letters GIGANTIC, but it's so big that it dwarfs the letters into lower case....so when you see I gigantic Aqua coloured Mushroom.....then look at it....and tkae a little peice (oooo, another rumble from Else!!) off the underside of the Mushroom and eat it.....and then you'll Journey safely to Else....where these Earthquakes are coming from....these Earthquakes are from Else becawze Else senses that I'm talking abou it, maybe? Don't look at me..that was a question... Ok, so......anyway, when you see that big Aqua coloured Mushroom then you had better stock up! And don't forget about your friends! Cawze Else doesn't care how many peopel you bring, and they DON'T except American Express! (excuse me...I had to itch my groin area). Of course, it sure is an => 5 lines left <= What the fuck? Doesn't this plave respect a guy trying to think of Something Else? Shit....now that pissesssss...piss-s-s-ses es es es...say that...PI ssssses es.....me off! So when you see this gigantic Aqua coloured Mushroom.....you'll be so amazed by it that you may forget to pick enough for your friends! So keep attention and at this point don't think of
23/25: Anything Else!
From: Doctor Murdock #2
DateTime: 2:20 am Tue Aug 08, 1989
Now Who the FUCK is ANYTHING ELSE????? Shit...must be Her brother..... We won't worry about that though. So it's best to find some weeds,,,they'll most likely be Aqua coloured too cawze the ora of this gigantic Shroom tends to colour everything within it's range and it's range isn't one to tamper with, I tell ya! So find some weeds and maker yourself a basket, and with this basket you can gather enough of the Mushroom for the whole family! And then you can all go on a Summer trip to Else!!!! But please don't forget me....cawze I'd like to go again...see...you can only stay for awhile and then,,,you're back into reality (but we don't talk about that place cawze it's bad news, eh? Course.....just between you and Me....you can always get back to Else from Reality via the Budweiser Express! Shhhhh...don't let that out now, ya hear?)! Okay...and in Else be sure to go out onto the Million Square Mile field of Dandelions and find Something Else....and when you find Her, ask Her what you came for FAST...cawze you'll soon be thing of Her again...when she's gone! THINKING is the catch there, you see? And if I'm not there when you meet Her...tell Her I said HIWDY, MA'AMO6A!! Cawze all is right when y our talk ing to Something Else....you always want to be with Her, and always thing of Her.....but She always is gone. But theres always ways to get back to Her but you can never stay forever...but that doesn't matter cawze the little time you spend with Her is long enough....because then you think of Something Else and you forgot what the fuck you came for and you're back at square one. So the moral of this tory kids, is to just STAY at square one...once you find it...and thats a whole nother story in itself. So.....for those of you that like to venture out of Square One.....you may find yourself in Else one day where all is Aqua save the Budweiser Cans and the 427 SOHC parts, that have a colour all their own. And when you're at this place you'll want to stay.....but as I've said before you'll soon be thinking of Something Else...and Her brother Anything Else....whome all live in Else...which is Aqua coloured and rests on top of an Aqua coloured Mushroom that is gigantic, and who's that little guy down there with the basket made of weeds picking from the great Shroom in the woods? It's YOU, silly! Haha. So maybe the little bits of Mushroom that you get make a latter up to the top of the gigantic Shroom where Else is located? Maybe so. Don't ask me, I'm just an adventurer of Else myself.....I've met Somehwere Else once too! You'll like Her...she's a beauty, she Is. With Her Aqua coloured hair flowing in the breeze. "Say Somewhere...ya got any extra peices of Mushroom that I maight try?" "why sure.....here....and come back and visit Us anytime time now, ya hear? And don't forget.......Bring as many as you want and We DON'T except American Express! Bye, now!"
"SEEYA!"
And She rides off into the horizon of the Million Square Mile field of Dandelions.....and you can see Her ride out of sight but you think you can see Her Aqua coloured hair flowing in the breeze forever......and then you find yourself thinking of Something Else.......funny how that comes about.... So...you now have your basket made of Aqua coloured weeds that is filled with little peices of the gigantic Aqua coloured Mushroom that resides in the forest...or A forest....and each of these little peices of the larger Shroom are a token that you need to rent a smaller sized Msuhroom in the land called Else.....this is a part of Else that is filled with an infinit amount of little Shrooms that you can come to anytime you want to...and sit or lie back on your own little Shroom and think of Something Else. It's a fun place Else is....there is no Bad.....and your always thinking of Her.....but I wouldn't know cawze I'm thinking of Something Else...........so enjoy your trip and maybe I'll see you there....and remember......you can bring as many as you want....and they DON'T except American Express!
But fuck...it doesn't matter, cawze you always thinking of Something Else.....hehehehe....and watching the wall melt and blend. Blend is an Action that you'll soon be aware of once you step foot in Else. Everything sorta Blends together............it's neat watching the ground blend with the sky in a big Aqua twirling like thing............and then you Blend right in...and Aqua coloured spot in an Aqua coloured world, sitting on top of your Aqua coloured Shroom while holding a conversation wit Something Else.....why don't you ask Her about Her brother?
SEETHOU!
Waving goodbye on my little Shroom, SEEYA!
Doctor Murdock
