A-Head 2
Editorial
yeeeaaaahhhh!
finally.. we are back......!
who is back ? bah.. silly question....... trance is back. after a 3 and a half months delay. here is a-head issue 2!!
and bizarre is typing sum crap here in that nice chapter called editorial...!
i also made the following chapters:
- news
- charts
- addies
- mixed
- music-chat
maybe sum credits now... all coding done by underdog/trance !
logo by crate /padua
zax by
in the menu :oliver klee
in da chapters:cane/spirit
text : bizarre and doc holliday
now.. some guys will ask what's up with benno ! well.. that exactly is what we (doc h. and me) also have asked ourselves for the past 11 weeks or so... but always (yes:always!!!!) when either him (d.h) or me called him up and asked what was up with the new menu, etc.. we could hear 2 nice words in return of benno: "no time"
bbaaahahahaahhhhhhhhhhh!
that's ridiculous, eh ? well. we didn't want to use that shitty issue 1 's outfit again, coz nobody really liked it (neither you nor us) so, one of our allmighties, underdog, coded that menu, ya can see in this issue 2, in just 3 weeks... that also means of coz, it's not yet 100 % improved.. so in every further issue of a-head, there 'll be improvements every time!
of coz a-head will now be a really regularly released mag... we think about releasing it once a month..or so..
i hope everything works right, and that many guys can read these lines here now on saturday, may 29th 1993 in a nice wellknown town called gothenburg !
yeah!
issue 3 is supposed to be released in late june... it just depends on the amount of votesheets i 'll get... as soon as i will have 150 sheets, issue 3 is on its way to yer screens..the same is planned for all upcoming issues !
i advise ya to read all chapters..coz lotsa interesting things and stuff for you to laugh can be found everywhere !
i'm a bit proud of the charts, coz they are really big ! at least top 60 everywhere...and some categories even are listed up to top 100 or more...
hehehe...
in every case, do not forget loading the mixed chapter !
i don't feel like crapping around in da editorial just to increase the amount of text with useless blabla..... so, it won't be much more in this chapter ... but i think .. the mag is filled with much text, without too much blabla, eh?
(well as i hope ya read this chapter as first, ya don't yet know about the other chapters...)
i want all of you, to give me a reaction for this issue, just tell me yer honest opinion.. don't come with crap like "cool mag, keep it up" or so..
if you want to get in touch with us... write to me.. for anything about a-head, also for a hot swap and friendship + techno tapes and stamps swap.... of coz also 4 anything else......
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or just call : +xx/(0) xxx/xxxxxx
ask 4 jose ....!
ya also can write to doc holliday:
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now i wish ya a really funny time reading this magazine .... see ya in sum other chapters..and in issue 3!
zieht den bayern die lederhosen aus!
bizarre !
Different Things
ah... cool.. ya haven't forgotten to load the mixed chapter.. thanx... so.. bizarre here with a mixed chapter! what is it about, ya may ask ? well. in this chapter i will write sum things that are not long enough to start an own chapter for it... here i can also write thing i have forgotten somewhere else.. as addies or last minute news or whatever....
i will start that chapter now with the review of the new album by 2 unlimited called "no limits"
it consists of 14 tracks.. 8 on side a and the final 6 on side b (where else)
i will now list all the songs and give a short comment on every of 'em..then i will give my personal percentage that that song deserves in my opinion! after that i'll give ya my total-opinion of the entire album!
1. no limits 100 %
this is the song so far 1993 i think! it's just brilliant...on the album they have put the version that ya can see in the video !
2. tribal dance 97 %
another great song .. the version is a bit longer than the normal single-version or the video-version
3. mysterious 87 %
yeah.. also the 3rd song is coool! it's different from the typical 2 unlimited beats you all know ! that song could be the 3rd single from that album..it's cool!
4. faces 61 %
yep.. that one isn't so good.. it seems to be an albumfiller ...! it is about "different races, different faces" but it isn't as catchy as the first 3 tracks..
5. maximum overdrive 72 %
this one is a bit better than the previous one, but all in all it is a bit boring.. it has nothing special..
6. the power age 85 %
i really like that one...it begins a bit boring, but here is a cool refrain sung by anita of coz..that one is really cool..yeah! between it of coz the usual "rapping" by ray..hehe!
cool song..maybe the 4th single or so let's see..
7. break the chain 80 %
another pretty good song..it begins with the interesting words "come on, come on" hehe! but sum cool parts by anita again...yep!
8. kiss me bliss me 73 %
this one is again not sooo good.. but it's not bad either.... the thing is, it is nothing special...
and it's the final track on side 1
for yer information... i have bought it on tape !
now side 2
9.throw the groove down 91 %
this one or "mysterious" should be the next single release... it is great! it has something special that is hard to describe in sum words... first the beat is different again... then there are sum funny stereo effects, especially when ya listen to it by headphones.. and anita's voice is wonderful again.. ah yeah.. and ray is also present .. i think i don't have to explain, what his part is on that song.. hehe!
10. r.u.o.k 90 %
first of all, r.u.o.k stands for "are you okay?"
yeah.. that one has again the typical 2 unlimited sound.but that isn't all... in the refrain a very nice background- beat ( or what ever ya wanna call it ) appears.. it's great.....!
to be honest.. the song only consists of 2 different parts... but both are great..
yeah!
11. let the beat control yer body 85 %
it begins with 12 times in a row (!) mentioning the title... hehe... the rest is typical for that group.. it has sum cool parts, but all in all it ain't as good as some other tracks on this album.. but nevertheless 85% for it..
12. invite me to trance ! 73 %
cool title..indeed..
it begins rather strange.. with a long "uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh" or so... dunno how to explain it.. then a nice beat starts.. and i'm waiting for sum cool effects... anita starts singing.. but.. nothing really happens..hm.no..this one is rather boring..
13. where are you know 38 %
urg.. i thought.. what's that.... but it's true .. it is a ballad.. uuurgs! argl!
how is that possible.??
well.. i normally hate ballads.. hmm.. anita 's voice saves some points in my opinion..but i only hope that they will never release a ballad as single... and if they will do it, do me a favor, and don't buy it, coz if it won't be successful, they wouldn't do that again, hehe!
14. gimme shelter on a rainy day 21 %
last and least that song.. yes.. it's by far the worst.... another ballad.. but even worse than the previous one... now i am hoping for many more albums in the future
now the summary:
2 unlimited : no limits 75 %
yep.. 75 % sounds rather bad.. but now don't count the ballads and we get 82 % and that is very good for an album! i just can say apart from the 2 hit-singles, there are 3 more who are worth being released in my opinion.... yeah!
a great album !
buy it !
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yes..that was the first bit of the mixed chapter....next up a bit about the reactions we got after issue 1:
well, i won't wrote down every single reaction here..i will summarize them.. coz all in all we could hear or read the following!
nice new mag.. pretty good for issue 1 but, very ugly graphics.. remove them (we have done it).. also the amount of text could be better.. ( it is better.... think of the biiiig chart-section, or doc holidays great chapters...) the menu sucked.. (we completely changed it)... so what else do ya want ? yep..it will be released regulary....... once per month we all hope....!
if ya wanna react on anything concerning this issue's text, write to me, bizarre .. or call +xx/(x)xxx/xxxxxx ask 4 jose... if ya feel like complaining about the "technical" points of a-head issue 2... tell it to doc holliday! next time.. i'll write real reactions, but that only works when you react.eh ? so, do it.. write something on the back of da new a-head votesheet ... the one made by zapotek/trance why the new one ? ok.. take a look on it now.... as ya can see .. there is something called "real music" ... there we have "best groups" "best singles of all time" and "best singles of the past 52 weeks" well.. best groups does not mean xentax or t.i.a i say real music. so there vote for your favourite music-groups, or male/female singers as 2 unlimited, def leppard, felix, utah saints, manowar, bryan adams, snap, ace of base, metallica, megadeth, madonna, jade, l.a.style.. or whatever... but not computer groups, ok ? best singles of all time speaks for itself...chose yer favourite 10 songs of all time, and write them down... do the same for the "best singles of da past 52 weeks" so ya can vote for anything being released from june 1992 to may 1993..got it.. also for brandnew stuff.. but for eg "don't you want me " by felix, too.. got it ?
the sense of all that is, that from issue 3 on, i'll will reveal the scene's top 40 in all above mentioned 3 categories... so fill that real music section in.. thanx! also fill in the other normal ones, as well.. if ya don't yet have a new votesheet. then fill an old one without that music stuff...
nobody will care...
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now time for the votesheet spreader
charts:
1. mj/maniax..................16
2. darkman/extacy..............9
3. jazzcat/bodycount...........4
4. antifan/equinoxe............3
5. honza/hondani/death.........3
6. fli/?? .....................2
7. starlight/bronx.............2
8. bacillus/death..............2
9. newcommer/equinoxe..........1
10.exhibit/p7p/amplifier.......1
11.enduro/flt..................1
12.heat/noice..................1
13.tmb/entropy.................1
14.nightshade/success..........1
15.gettoboy/p7p/t'pau..........1
thanx to all... as promised, the top 5 spreaders will get something soon. as a present... next time again, the top 5 spreaders will be rewarded !
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what next ? now here is the ceremony of the funniest votesheet !
yep..i chose this one
the addy on the back by "tdk/legend" who was voted as number 1 swapper ?
airwolf !
hahahahaha!
of coz i destroyed that sheet, and did not count it !
if you now don't know, what's so funny about it, maybe then you are a bit lame! sorry but that's the truth.. and now i also want the "non-knowings" to laugh: tdk/legend is a fake person created by airwolf/success... got it ?
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and that's where the mixed chapter leaves ya...see ya somewhere else...
bizarre
News
welcome to the news chapter !!!
written by bizarre!!!
first sum hot news from gothenburg......
code 18/indigents joined trance as 2nd group
larry left vagabonds and joined trance
odysseus (musician)/eastgang joined trance as 2nd group
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incubus /triad has been caught by the lame swedish post for using too less postage..(he used 1 kr. stamps) therefore he has got to drop a lot of his contax, and will continue swapping with 59 of his very best friends...!
all his former contax will get a goodbye message together with his probably last ever photoalbum we'll miss ya robin !!!
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and now i have to say to all you guyz who didn't come to gothenburg, that ya miss a fucken lot !
so better come next time as well!
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there is a new board in germany it's called endless piracy it is the trc and sacred ehq the number is
+xx/(x) xxxx/xxxx
sys-op is cavron/trc
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luka/excess lost control over his amount of contax ! that means he doesn't now who he has to send back..if ya haven't got anything from him for 1 month, please re-contact him !
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vengeance/bodycount joined success as orrie supplier and megaswapper... contact him, he'll reply 100 % sure addy in addycorner (where else..)
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stranger joined vagabonds and opened a new group called defender (ed. i've never heard of'em )
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nebula, inflexion and axel are dead !
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roy/x-rated joined bodycount as a 2nd group!
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memberstatus :
feniks
- joker-hq, code, swap
- skywalker-gfx, hq, swap
- fazee-gfx, code, swap
- cooper-msx
- mico-msx
- roder-gfx
- xeron-code, swap
- hunter-gfx, swap
- leonardo-swap
- archer-gfx
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shades/bodycount will be releasing a multipart demo called "awakenings" sometime this year
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arcoss will release a mag called mendip soon..! (ed. or maybe it is already released, when ya read this..who knows..)
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another bodycount demo is planned!
it will be called"fear"
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a cool thing happened : code 18/indigents is back with full power..that means he is as fast as ever, he kept all contax, and he even contacts new guys...but bohnenbert hasn't come back yet !
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andy /a-soft has sum problems with sum post-dickheads.. so his sendings will be delayed a bit.! (ed. or maybe his delay is already over when ya read this)
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jazzcat/bodycount needs heaps more euro-contax.. addy in addycorner, reply 100%
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zieht den bayern die lederhosen aus!
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starlight/bronx got trouble with sum dirty postal bitchsuckers ! please send again, if you have cheated your send to me, else i'll (ed.starlight) probably won't get yer sending ! sorry 4 this, and please send uncheated from now on!
(ed. i think her problems are solved now, but i wanted to print it anyway, so that maybe is a reason why she hasn't sent back to you)
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bumboo/jam left his 2nd group twilight
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memberstatus
a-soft
- new design-leader, coder, swapper
- oliware-swapper, player (ed.what ?)
- wizzard-swapper
- andy-coder cracker
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light and dr.will left amnesia due to the following reasons: seal sent all his cracks only to calypso, but he (ed.seal) said to calypso.all members would get the stuff, but that is a fucking lie ! and that is no joke, coz i (bizarre) haven't got anything for ages as well..but i haven't left yet !
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light rejoined trance, dr.will, troop and one other guy formed virgo, light and cat/excess joined 'em as a 2nd group
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the amnesia mag exotic gets gigadelayed now...
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yildo joined sacred as a cracker
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terric, artic, hogiz, horst were kicked out of jam
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memberstatus
system
blade-surpreme leader, graphics, swapper
mag editor (ed.of smash)
axe-vice leader, graphics, sub-editor
(ed.hae?), paper gfx
shockwave-leader of oz-section, coder
swapper, graphics
quazar-vice leader of oz-section, small
code, swap, and graphics
slug-learn code, swapper, modem and gfx
produce-gfx and swapper
optics- mega swapper
ed.: an interesting fact is that 4 of the 7 members are leaders..
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memberstatus
death
weasel.........leader, coder, cracker, megaswapper
allitaice......coder, cracker
bacillus.......coder cracker, swapper
filth..........gfx
necromantic....swapper
erig dadah.....gfx and swapper
nuke...........gfx and swapper
pina...........megaswap and composer
honza..........swapper
voyage.........swap
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chrysagon left enigma and joined talent so enigma is nearly dead !
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memberstatus
equinoxe
newcommer:swap
antifan :swap and code
mr.warp :code, swap and sheet designer
overflow :coder
tech.war.:sheet designer
bad :code, zak and gfx
dasheele :coder
driff :gfx
stan :legal swapper
zyctro. :swap
and some more (+20 members) ed.it was written like that on the votesheet, don't think that i (bizarre) am too lazy to print all 20 members!
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awa left maitec and joined tsr-europe
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system releasing non graphics demo soon called "defect" ed.confusing, eh? but it was like that on the votesheet !
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kaoz left jam to start an own crew with some danish friends
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chotaire / pandora will probably join success soon
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illusion is maybe near death, coz gene and hero got busted... ed. let's hope they won't die.!
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shocker / success maybe has to delay again, coz his parents took away his computer...
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slash joined the airwolf team ed.ja und ?
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extacy is still looking for some good graphicians, musicians and megaswappers so, if you are interested, then please contact us, and if you can then please send some examples of yar work !
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sacred kicked axegrinder, coz of lazyness !
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memberstatus
sacred 2nd april 1993
lord crucifier:crack, code, leader
splatterhead :swap, ories, leader
atomicro :code
s.d.i :gfx and code
pernet :music, code
styx :swap
macho :swap, gfx
corrosive :megaswap
yildo :crack
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here a small report of venlo 22nd may: it was very lame !
only about 15 (!) c-64 dudes were present.. including light, cat, calypso, perplex, benno, sum excess guys, silicon dudes. and some more! bah!
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chotaire's new super-mag called to be on top will be delayed once again!
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avalanche /t'pau left them and joined alpha flight !
ed.t'pau is not dead therefore!
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curly sue/trinomic joined the ruling company, and that is no joke!
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party-time
at the 30/7-1/8-1993 there will be a party in kristians and, south norway, this is actually an (l)amiga party, but there will be some c-64 ers there as well! so come and make this party bigger if you are interested, send something to awa/tsr and i'll send ya invitation and info ..see ya!
ed:kristian sand is just a few km away
from gothenburg
ed2: here awa's addy:
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there is a new group, called orgado it's a demo group...also redman makes a comeback after 5 months ! ya know him under his old handle turbo b. /blaze eh?
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talent finally cracked again, they 1st released the game "mega starforce" but, only vote for talent when ya have seen that version, ok?
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bayern munich lost 2-4 at karlsruhe ! so werder bremen will win the german championship and bayern gets taken off their "lederhosen" hehehehehehe!
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mendrake/flt joined bodycount as 2nd group
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mayhem and tat are in coop
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and now i am not proud to write the following giga-fucking -mega ass sucking or whatever ya wanna call it olds (not news)..don't now start shouting..... "hey..old news in a-head" the reason for it are the votesheets i got..if you saw the things sum guys voted for, ya would understand me...so..
arcade died 6 months ago!
hysteric died 11 months ago!
aslive joined rsi 11 months ago, stopped megaswapping 10 months ago, and quitted the scene 3 months ago!
baze stopped swapping 10 months ago, but surprisingly hasn't yet been kicked out of illusion
rcs stopped swapping 10 months ago !
tbb dropped most contax 2 months ago!
corruption died 7 months ago, coz jack daniels quitted in november 1992 mamba died 23 (!) months ago (ed. one guy voted for it, no names here)
if anyone of ya will still vote for one of these guys, mags,.etc, you simply are a giga-lamer !laaaaammmmmeee !!
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that's the end of the news chapter...i could write one more chapter with old news as sum other mags do, to increase their amount of text, but a-head is not another mag...(no names here as well..)
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bizarre !
don't miss the mixed chapter!
Charts Part One
hello, my friends..!!
bizarre here again..and i am now going to present ya the maybe (i'm not 100 % sure, and don't wanna claim bullshit) the biggest chart-section ya've ever seen before in any discmag and will ever see until a-head issue 3..hehe!
yes..i will write down every group/guy who reached at least the limit of 5 points...and as i got 152 votesheets for this issue, it will be biiiiiiiig!
all votecounting by bizarre..
also read the comments, they are impotent.. aeh i mean important, coz ya'll read something about dead/inactive groups/guys.,and about removing them from the chats 03.(02) means. this time it is at 3, last time at 2...got it ?
and now let's start with the....
top 60 cracking-groups
01.(01) legend..................840
02.(02) success.................825
03.(05) illusion................739
04.(07) red sector inc. ........547
05.(04) talent..................464
06.(12) triad...................366
07.(09) epic....................341
08.(10) chromance...............305
09.(03) enigma..................204
10.(08) dominators..............198
11.(--) amnesia.................165
12.(20) fairlight...............127
13.(13) vagabonds...............122
14.(--) excess..................114
15.(--) vision..................113
16.(17) f4cg....................107
17.(21) x-rated..................98
18.(19) death....................96
19.(25) extacy...................95
20.(18) faces....................77
21.(24) wow......................67
22.(--) elysium..................65
23.(--) accuracy.................61
24.(--) the ruling company.......49
25.(15) varsity..................47
26.(--) genesis project..........44
27.(--) brutal+dunex.............43
28.(--) sacred...................37
29.(--) bronx....................35
30.(--) the force................31
31.(--) proxyon..................29
32.(--) mechanix.................26
33.(--) intruders................21
34.(22) active...................20
35.(--) pride....................19
36.(--) alpha flight.............19
37.(--) acrise...................18
38.(--) sunrise..................17
39.(--) spirit...................16
40.(--) ics......................15
41.(--) x-factor.................14
42.(--) paralax..................12
43.(--) dytec....................12
44.(--) mayhem...................11
45.(--) trinomic (haha)..........10
46.(--) censor...................10
47.(--) peterbonds (why?,ed.)....10
48.(--) deicide..................10
49.(--) digital designs...........9
50.(--) rebels....................8
51.(--) noice.....................8
52.(--) empire....................8
53.(--) antic.....................7
54.(--) lithium...................7
55.(--) bodycount.................6
56.(--) pandora...................6
57.(--) maniax....................5
58.(--) skylight..................5
59.(--) equinoxe..................5
60.(--) camelot...................5
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nice battle for number 1, eh ? legend 840 pts. success 825 pts...!
alright.. chrysagon left enigma and joined talent..so..who is still in enigma ? maybe the superactive elegance (hahaha).. so.. if enigma won't crack anything until issue 3 this has been the last time they appeared in the charts of a-head ! that means: enigma is gonna be removed next time.... vote 4 active groups! about talent: i guess,90 % of all you guys, haven't seen a talent-crack for one year or so... the rest has maybe seen slicks in november... i can't remove talent, coz they first-released mega starforce sum weeks ago.. but 99.9 % of ya haven't seen it ! so.. only vote 4 groups, whose cracks you see ! bah... 80 % of ya still vote 4 talent, coz of their co-op with ikari, that died sum years ago ! so...think about your votes.. by the way..i have nothing against talent..it isn't their fault that you vote 4 them, eh? dominators should also start cracking again, or they'll be removed! about the charts: vagabonds is much too high (13) ..alpha flight and bodycount are much too low (36 and 55) also sacred should be higher..(28)
now over to the
top 70 demogroups
01.(02) oxyron....................900
02.(04) flash inc.................877
03.(01) crest.....................682
04.(03) triad.....................513
05.(06) light.....................485
06.(09) camelot...................418
07.(08) blackmail.................414
08.(14) topaz beerline............330
09.(05) censor designs............326
10.(--) taboo.....................286
11.(11) fairlight.................267
12.(07) faces.....................239
13.(--) noice.....................199
14.(10) offence...................173
15.(13) origo.....................148
16.(15) elysium...................124
17.(20) antic.....................103
18.(19) starion....................97
19.(--) beyond force...............84
20.(17) horizon....................83
21.(30) jam........................73
22.(12) graffity...................72
23.(--) dominators.................63
24.(--) lawyers....................58
25.(22) visual reality.............52
26.(--) death......................50
27.(16) brutal.....................49
28.(--) focus......................47
29.(--) spirit.....................45
30.(--) trias......................29
31.(--) twillight..................27
32.(--) eastgang...................26
33.(--) proxyon....................25
34.(25) padua......................24
35.(--) tough inc..................24
36.(--) pride......................22
37.(--) skylight...................22
38.(--) paradize...................21
39.(--) cadgers....................21
40.(--) digital designs............21
41.(--) wow........................18
42.(--) conic......................17
43.(27) extend.....................17
44.(23) eternity...................16
45.(--) tat........................16
46.(--) babygang...................15
47.(--) astral.....................14
48.(26) the voice..................13
49.(--) the cult...................13
50.(--) maniax.....................11
51.(--) varsity....................11
52.(28) x-factor...................11
53.(21) sunrise....................11
54.(--) charged....................10
55.(--) genesis project............10
56.(--) lower level.................9
57.(--) c.boys......................9
58.(--) the second ring.............9
59.(--) judges......................8
60.(--) booze design................8
61.(--) smash.......................8
62.(--) bodycount...................7
63.(--) rotec.......................7
64.(--) vision......................6
65.(--) dunex.......................6
66.(--) security....................6
67.(--) legend......................5
68.(--) the migs....................5
69.(--) t'pau.......................5
70.(--) nebula......................5
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comment: well..here there's nothing to remove, coz normal demogroups release 1 or 2 demos a year..except oxyron ... therefore they are at no. 1 ! cool to see eastgang already here.coz data live '93 party was just 5 weeks ago..!
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now the
top 60 magazines
pre-comment: of coz corruption is re- moved, as it died 6 months ago..and i have also removed brutal recall, coz there hasn't been an issue for 10 months and that is too much!
why the motherfuck do ya still vote so much for it (it would have been at no.3).. sure.. it was the best mag at its time, but it's over, ok?
never again vote for it, until a new issue will be released !
01.(01) script....................985
02.(03) shock.....................578
03.(04) addy book.................477
04.(05) network...................432
05.(16) splash....................422
06.(06) internal..................381
07.(13) news press................277
08.(18) miracle...................265
09.(09) genetic dreams............252
10.(10) scene observer............155
11.(15) immortal flash............154
12.(12) hotshot...................144
13.(17) nitro.....................132
14.(26) remark....................121
15.(08) impulse...................111
16.(14) update....................103
17.(--) inquiry....................99
18.(--) art-verts..................93
19.(20) epistula...................72
20.(--) gamers guide...............70
21.(--) skyhigh....................69
22.(--) earthshake.................68
23.(22) explorer...................67
24.(--) the link...................66
25.(25) moonlight..................64
26.(--) magnetic media (bah!)......61
27.(11) bitmania...................52
28.(--) jamaica....................50
29.(--) internews..................39
30.(23) milestone..................36
31.(--) slow poke..................35
32.(--) gossip.....................33
33.(--) vandalism news.............30
34.(--) x-rated-the mag............28
35.(--) ingenious brain............25
36.(--) flashback..................24
37.(--) infection..................19
38.(21) emanuelle..................18
39.(--) postmortem.................18
40.(--) bullet proof...............17
41.(--) propaganda.................16
42.(--) smooth criminal............15
43.(--) culture....................14
44.(--) the tribune................14
45.(--) power-puke.................14
46.(--) reformation................13
47.(--) popelganda.................13
48.(--) brechnews..................12
49.(--) universal..................11
50.(--) the grapevine..............11
51.(--) euronews...................10
52.(--) smash......................10
53.(--) newsline...................10
54.(--) newshawk...................10
55.(--) outdoor.....................9
56.(--) mutilated...................9
57.(--) bubblegum...................7
58.(--) fresh and sticky............5
59.(--) ravealarm...................5
60.(--) classic.....................5
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comment:
script rulez, no doubt.. but it has been once again delayed for 5 months.. hmm.. magnetic media is much to high.. infact it doesn't even deserve 1 point, coz the past issue was nothing but a very bad joke !!
vandalism news (34) should be higher ! next time also bitmania will be removed, if i won't see a new issue !
does addy book really deserve to be at number 3 ? i also like it, but isn't it a bit too high ??
internal is megadelayed again..... think before voting.. the latest impulse was also a joke..news from 1 year ago (no lie) example: red sector has been rebuilt on c-64 hmm... yes, the outfit is great..but that shouldn't affect yer mind so much....
part 1 is over ... so next up load part 2 of the charts to get even bigger charts of individual guys.....
bizarre
Charts Part Two
yeah...here we go with part 2 of the charts!
now be prepared for the
top 100 composers !
01.(01) jeroen tel................741
02.(05) guy shavitt...............637
03.(03) the syndrom...............611
04.(04) drax......................588
05.(02) a-man.....................511
06.(--) danko.....................423
07.(06) moon......................387
08.(07) reyn overhand.............230
09.(16) zyron.....................214
10.(23) pri.......................202
11.(--) t.error...................156
12.(--) tdm.......................142
13.(10) deek......................132
14.(--) stax......................129
15.(--) amj.......................110
16.(20) devilock..................101
17.(13) mateus....................100
18.(--) nantco.....................96
19.(--) avalon.....................91
20.(--) shade......................86
21.(--) jeff.......................81
22.(--) the gee....................81
23.(--) geir tjelta................74
24.(19) ironcat....................72
25.(08) metal......................68
26.(--) chotaire...................67
27.(--) steel......................67
28.(--) bleed into one.............64
29.(11) bappalander................62
30.(--) scortia....................50
31.(--) cane.......................48
32.(--) xayne......................46
33.(--) link.......................43
34.(--) pearl......................42
35.(--) laxity.....................39
36.(--) anvil......................37
37.(--) htd........................33
38.(--) peace......................32
39.(--) page.......................30
40.(--) m.schutte..................29
41.(--) griff......................29
42.(--) decodor....................28
43.(--) compod.....................27
44.(--) kristian r. ...............27
45.(--) atom.......................27
46.(--) fozzie.....................27
47.(--) red devil..................26
48.(--) freez......................26
49.(--) gaston.....................26
50.(--) msk........................25
51.(--) hubbad.....................25
52.(--) chock......................24
53.(--) decon......................24
54.(--) metro......................24
55.(--) greg.......................23
56.(--) evs........................23
57.(--) andre (as).................23
58.(--) gerd.......................22
59.(--) trond......................22
60.(--) bart.......................22
61.(--) the blue ninja.............21
62.(--) daniel.....................21
63.(--) laviny.....................20
64.(--) s8ren lund.................20
65.(--) ragman.....................17
66.(--) maccau.....................15
67.(--) dense......................14
68.(--) zonix......................14
69.(--) o'neill....................13
70.(--) tds........................13
71.(--) mag 2......................12
72.(--) morbid.....................11
73.(--) zardax.....................11
74.(--) dave.......................10
75.(--) fly.........................9
76.(--) jud.........................9
77.(--) tjagard.....................8
78.(--) arne........................8
79.(--) byzens......................8
80.(--) mca.........................7
81.(--) falco p. ...................7
82.(--) oliver klee.................7
83.(--) brian.......................7
84.(--) alien.......................7
85.(--) tristar.....................7
86.(--) top secret..................7
87.(--) matt grey...................7
88.(--) argon.......................6
89.(--) yoko........................6
90.(--) junebook....................6
91.(--) alex........................6
92.(--) yorgasm (orgasm ???)........5
93.(--) d'arc.......................5
94.(--) mixer.......................5
95.(--) messiah.....................5
96.(--) caine.......................5
97.(--) gop.........................5
98.(--) shark.......................5
99.(--) gettoboy....................5
100(--) rallie......................5
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comment: yoko (91) must be fucken higher, top 20 at least!
also cane (31) must be higher....
nothing more ...
next were have got the
top 90 crackers
pre-comment:
i have removed bod/talent, coz he hasn't cracked anything for almost 2 years ... i guess, 67% of ya have never seen a crack of him ... so why do ya vote ? i think, coz it's a short name, eh ? forget it ! vote for deserving guys!
01.(01) powerplant...............634
02.(12) burglar..................435
03.(--) xxx......................417
04.(06) crossfire................397
05.(--) derbyshire ram...........319
06.(03) doc......................301
07.(02) chrysagon................298
08.(05) sauron...................281
09.(08) benson...................276
10.(--) jack alien...............232
11.(07) antitrack................198
12.(09) king fisher..............165
13.(04) dogfriend................123
14.(--) darkman..................111
15.(--) mr.wax...................102
16.(--) double-t..................98
17.(--) red rock..................93
18.(17) count zero................82
19.(13) fletch....................80
20.(--) weasel....................78
21.(--) att.......................77
22.(--) mason.....................76
23.(14) bacchus...................72
24.(--) rockstar..................71
25.(--) painkiller................70
26.(--) ignorance.................68
27.(--) hain......................67
28.(--) seal......................66
29.(--) dannie....................64
30.(--) daniel....................64
31.(--) met.......................56
32.(--) elektor...................48
33.(10) mr.president..............45
34.(--) pudwerk...................41
35.(--) satan.....................37
36.(--) sentinel..................27
37.(--) tss.......................24
38.(--) ollie.....................22
39.(--) mindcrime.................21
40.(--) alex......................19
41.(--) warhead...................19
42.(--) bacillus..................18
43.(--) jerry.....................18
44.(--) nantco....................18
45.(--) hercules..................17
46.(--) syllinor..................17
47.(--) richie....................16
48.(--) shark.....................16
49.(--) iopop.....................15
50.(--) freestyle.................15
51.(--) nme.......................15
52.(--) lucifer...................14
53.(--) mr.dj.....................14
54.(--) gobus.....................13
55.(--) injun inc.................13
56.(--) ray.......................13
57.(--) ???/bronx.................12
58.(--) arrogance.................12
59.(--) silver surfer.............11
60.(--) dexter....................11
61.(--) exulans...................10
62.(--) quenzan...................10
63.(--) roadrunner................10
64.(--) booze......................9
65.(--) cyke.......................9
66.(--) darklord...................9
67.(--) mc-t-fly...................9
68.(--) animal.....................8
69.(--) cst........................8
70.(--) graham.....................8
71.(--) alfatech...................8
72.(--) albatros...................8
73.(--) dexter.....................8
74.(--) ministry...................8
75.(--) cba........................8
76.(--) wildcat....................7
77.(--) hitman.....................7
78.(--) fist.......................7
79.(--) micron.....................7
80.(--) messiah....................7
81.(--) quetzal....................6
82.(--) the rat....................6
83.(--) finn.......................6
84.(--) zychronic..................6
85.(--) wizvis.....................6
86.(--) cavron.....................5
87.(--) moren......................5
88.(--) x-radical..................5
89.(--) brush......................5
90.(--) spermbird..................5
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comment: cst (69) must be much higher, coz he is excess' main-cracker ! many more guys will be removed next time, if they won't become active next month !so..vote 4 active guys, not for short handles !
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now i give ya the
top 90 graficians !
pre-comment: i removed gotcha and red star, coz of the well known reasons...
01.(02) creeper....................682
02.(03) hein holt..................610
03.(01) ogami......................608
04.(05) dragon.....................319
05.(09) electric...................298
06.(04) bizzmo.....................278
07.(20) death......................234
08.(06) mirage.....................212
09.(08) d'arc......................183
10.(--) wave.......................172
11.(13) ans........................171
12.(--) carrion....................134
13.(23) sensei.....................123
14.(--) joe........................121
15.(11) thunder....................118
16.(--) viny.......................102
17.(--) decoy design. .............100
18.(--) red wiz.....................93
19.(--) zore........................74
20.(12) atte........................71
21.(--) mj..........................68
22.(--) ranger......................66
23.(21) crept.......................64
24.(--) ollie.......................60
25.(--) pal.........................59
26.(17) cop.........................58
27.(--) rrr.........................55
28.(--) biz kid.....................53
29.(--) napalm......................48
30.(25) paladin.....................46
31.(19) kirk........................44
32.(--) cruise......................43
33.(--) dead bone...................39
34.(--) dane........................38
35.(07) gbf design (what a fall)....35
36.(--) oxidy.......................34
37.(15) orc.........................32
38.(--) elegance....................31
39.(--) rebel mc....................30
40.(--) zephyr......................23
41.(--) yale........................22
42.(--) caine.......................21
43.(--) calypso.....................20
44.(--) metro.......................20
45.(--) jesus.......................19
46.(--) ivan........................19
47.(--) satan.......................19
48.(--) bogomil.....................18
49.(--) fantasy design..............18
50.(--) scooby......................17
51.(--) clairvoyant.................16
52.(--) shaman......................16
53.(--) zoomoo......................16
54.(--) black samurai...............15
55.(--) ricky.......................14
56.(--) macho.......................13
57.(--) luka........................12
58.(--) zoric.......................11
59.(--) smd.........................11
60.(--) goblin......................11
61.(--) yazoo.......................10
62.(--) flint.......................10
63.(--) ed..........................10
64.(--) hiccup.......................9
65.(--) chock........................9
66.(--) axe..........................9
67.(--) ray..........................8
68.(--) tecon........................8
69.(--) andre (as)...................8
70.(--) zoris........................8
71.(--) chat.........................8
72.(--) scrap........................8
73.(--) reign........................8
74.(--) jfk..........................7
75.(--) galland......................7
76.(--) silver.......................7
77.(--) pubi.........................7
78.(--) alive........................6
79.(--) dr.fate......................6
80.(--) jazzcat......................&
81.(--) lotus........................6
82.(--) datto........................6
83.(--) cat..........................6
84.(--) zanos........................5
85.(--) knox.........................5
86.(--) insane.......................5
87.(--) fli..........................5
88.(--) artix........................5
89.(--) koppel.......................5
90.(--) harry........................5
well..i think, rrr/oxyron (27) should be higher...the rest is ok!
ah yeah..another chart section is over, but there is a 3rd one.. including the biggest swappercharts, ever seen..
bizarre!
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of these guys, mags, .etc, you simply are a giga-lamer !laaaaammmmmeee !!
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that's the end of the news chapter... i could write one more chapter with old news as sum other mags do, to increase their amount of text, but a-head is not another mag... (no names here as well..)
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germany
bizarre !
don't miss the mixed chapter!
Charts Part Three
ah yeah....now the last part of these big charts....
next up ..the
top 85 coders
01.(03) tts......................756
02.(02) crossbow.................703
03.(01) zodiac...................697
04.(07) glasnost.................498
05.(04) flamingo.................478
06.(11) d'arc....................389
07.(06) yabba....................337
08.(24) yup......................333
09.(09) tron.....................301
10.(19) bob......................197
11.(--) cruzer...................189
12.(08) unifier..................176
13.(05) walt.....................171
14.(--) king fisher..............107
15.(10) axis......................98
16.(--) jfk.......................93
17.(--) swoffa....................91
18.(--) nms.......................88
19.(20) graham....................83
20.(--) technoir..................69
21.(--) brush.....................67
22.(--) bx........................62
23.(23) syllinor..................61
24.(--) tjost.....................59
25.(--) scapegoat.................57
26.(13) moduplec..................53
27.(--) dub 1.....................51
28.(--) romulus...................50
29.(--) mr.rage...................47
30.(--) sam.......................44
31.(--) tmb.......................30
32.(--) clarence..................28
33.(--) alfatech..................27
34.(21) rcc.......................25
35.(--) ed........................24
36.(--) wap.......................23
37.(--) syndrom...................23
38.(16) alf.......................22
39.(--) ses.......................21
40.(--) jayce.....................21
41.(15) depeh.....................20
42.(--) oxidy.....................19
43.(--) slammer...................19
44.(--) nyarlathotep..............18
45.(--) wax.......................18
46.(18) gremlin...................17
47.(--) the champ.................17
48.(--) grabowski.................17
49.(--) champ.....................17
ed.are champ and the champ the same
people ? tell me please...
50.(--) viz.......................16
51.(--) km........................16
52.(--) magic.....................15
53.(--) ghoul.....................14
54.(--) compix....................14
55.(--) ace.......................13
56.(--) the master................13
57.(--) traffic...................13
58.(--) bogalo....................12
59.(--) elwood....................12
60.(--) creeper...................12
61.(--) warhead...................11
62.(--) ironfist..................11
63.(--) vision....................11
64.(--) mouson....................11
65.(--) bacchus...................11
66.(--) zyron.....................11
67.(--) elvix..(wichsen ?? )......10
68.(--) avalanche.................10
69.(--) woise.....................10
70.(--) sat.......................10
71.(--) powerplant.................9
72.(--) jack alien.................9
73.(--) mj.........................9
74.(--) x-bite.....................9
75.(--) darkman....................9
76.(--) txx........................9
77.(--) acs........................8
78.(--) morbid.....................8
79.(--) atomicro...................8
80.(--) tbh........................8
81.(20) clf.(jesus..what a fall!)..7
82.(--) messiah....................6
83.(--) bod (hmmmmm.....)..........6
84.(--) hawk.......................5
85.(--) tpm........................5
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comment: cool to see tts at 1.. also axis and graham of oxyron are in da top 20.. oxyron is at 1 in the demo groups, and has 2 mags inside the top 10.. so oxyron is the group of the moment...
hurz!
and now be prepared for the shock:
the top 190 swappers are coming up!
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yep..all of'em got at least 5 points..he he!
no comment about rcs, baze and aslive here..i wasted too much time for that..
no position of last issue .coz benno had "no time" last time....
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1. nightshade................300
2. derbyshire ram............219
3. calypso...................201
4. incubus...................187
5. starlight.................176
6. tbb.......................172
7. code 18...................158
8. merlin....................144
9. darkman...................107
10. avalanche..................76
11. rcs....(hmm..).............74
12. mr.wax.....................73
13. romulus....................69
14. mj.........................67
15. gorefest...................66
16. airwolf....................60
17. bitnapper..................58
18. jerry......................57
19. nitro......................56
20. splatterhead...............55
21. tts........................51
22. venice.....................50
23. luka.......................48
24. guzzler....................47
25. aslive..(bah!!!!!!)........46
26. wozio......................42
27. neotec.....................41
28. hawk.......................39
29. amarok.....................38
30. cash.......................36
31. arcon......................35
32. jazzcat....................34
33. antifan....................33
34. tech.......................31
35. bumboo.....................30
36. acidchild..................30
37. syndrom....................29
38. anarchy....................29
39. honza......................28
40. authentic..................27
41. the mighty bulldozer.......27
42. stan.......................26
43. zyron......................26
44. mr.giga....................26
45. stephen....................26
46. sgt.pepper.................26
47. jack alien.................25
48. ibanez.....................25
49. bulldog....................25
50. the gee....................24
51. red rock...................24
52. dishy......................23
53. earthquake.................23
54. animal.....................23
55. firewalker.................23
56. maja...(it's not a girl!)..23
57. zychronic..................23
58. albatros...................22
59. argos......................21
60. skyywalker.................21
61. the spy....................21
62. satan......................21
63. daniel.....................20
64. leech......................20
65. bogomil....................20
66. rave.......................20
67. corrosive..................19
68. biz kid....................19
69. remix......................19
70. tds........................19
71. andre (as).................19
72. baze...(argl!hurz!)........18
73. radical....................18
74. nothingface................18
75. sador......................18
76. enduro.....................16
77. surfer.....................16
78. asics......................16
79. dannie.....................16
80. dfh........................15
81. unicorn....................14
82. black lady.................14
83. techno.....................14
84. scrapper...................14
85. walker.....................13
86. devil......................13
87. scapegoat..................13
88. cat........................13
89. nantco.....................13
90. met........................13
91. firefly....................13
92. sprat......................13
93. crossfire..................13
94. rico.......................13
95. dri........................13
96. kazar......................13
97. scotex.....................12
98. champ......................12
99. dr.fate....................12
100. seal.......................11
101. hogan......................11
102. gigabyte...................11
103. tpx........................11
104. the mighty nmi.............11
105. dr.lecter..................11
106. zephar.....................11
107. onke.......................11
108. bacchus....................10
109. bacillus...................10
110. rrr........................10
111. styx.......................10
112. tpf........................10
113. falcon......................9
114. smile.......................9
115. beat........................9
116. elegance....................8
117. buzzard.....................8
118. demon.......................8
119. blitzkrieg..................8
120. new design..................8
121. tgi.........................8
122. happymaker..................8
123. slash.......................8
124. heat........................8
125. elektor.....................8
126. rico........................8
127. icarus......................8
128. spermbird...................8
129. scotex......................8
130. count zero..................8
131. mike........................8
132. elwood......................8
133. janetti.....................8
134. scandal.....................8
135. hiccup......................8
136. dice........................8
137. nantco......................8
138. flower......................8
139. dr.will.....................8
140. skater......................8
141. riddler.....................8
142. perplex.....................8
143. cruze.......................8
144. blade.......................8
145. image.......................8
146. dylan.......................8
147. rennie(raeumt den magen auf)8
148. ghoul.......................7
149. golden thai.................7
150. mac system..................7
151. tmm.........................7
152. zakic.......................7
153. mazon.......................7
154. executor....................7
155. stormlord...................7
156. big nose....................7
157. unicorn.....................7
158. jalek.......................7
159. caine.......................7
160. pentagon....................7
161. static......................7
162. pussymaster.................6
163. wingo.......................6
164. pearl.......................6
165. chris.......................6
166. sven........................6
167. ritchie.....................6
168. venus.......................6
169. nostradamus.................6
170. stash.......................6
171. godfather...................6
172. vega........................6
173. zzap........................6
174. tampax......................6
175. henry.......................6
176. gettoboy....................6
177. regin.......................6
178. sailor......................6
179. luke........................5
180. pandaco.....................5
181. a-man.......................5
182. nuckhead....................5
183. elc.........................5
184. cst.........................5
185. roy.........................5
186. vengeance...................5
187. mr.brain....................5
188. 8-ball .....................5
190. shockwave...................5
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goshman... what a chart...
comment: vengeance (186) must be much higher !!
where is uptonogood ??
by the way... i think i should tell ya that i have nothing against baze, rcs and aslive.. i only dislike the guys who still vote for them !
got it ?
yes.. that's where there charts are finished... don't miss the mixed chapter, coz votesheetspreaders and much other stuff is coming up, including the funniest votesheet for this issue -award
bizarre!
Addys Part One
ahh.yeah... bizarre here with sum addies! if ya filled a sheet and yer addy won't be printed here, then it could be that ya sent it back to benno, but i've now been waiting for his sheets for 2 months, but nothing ! that was 1 of the reasons for this issue's gigadelay! or it could be that ya forget adding yer addy on the back... 17 % of all sheets were without addy...
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ALL ADDYS ARE CENSORED
oooops... time for addychapter 2... yep!
bizarre!
Addys Part Two
ALL ADDYS ARE CENSORED
and now time for the next addychapter
bizarre!
Addys Part Three
and now the 3rd part of the addies..
ALL ADDYS ARE CENSORED
there ya had sum trance addies. i wanna point out that i didn't mention the 2nd groups of sum trance members, coz it isn't important here...!
and now something else.... as you all know, on 1.7.1993 a new postal code will be valid for germany that also means, the old one will be invalid that date ! so..if ya get this issue in july and want to contact a german guy, forget it, as maybe the pack will be eaten by sum postal fuckheads !
now to all germans: on the next a-head sheet that ya'll fill for issue 3, write yer new address on it! issue 3 will be released in june, so now reason for panic ! got it ? if ya ignore that, don't wonder that nobody will contact you! got it ?
shit...2 of my best contax forgot to add their addies, but i know they wanna have it here... here we go....
ADDYS CENSORED
now all addies are written..hope there is somebody for youy to contact... by the way..reach me by phone
+xx/(x)xxx/xxxxxx (xxxx)
don't miss the mixed chapter !
bizarre!
Music Part One
yuppie, yuppie !
another chapter written by bizarre is coming up... now it's again time for some pages about the real music-scene! yes, i also had that chapter in a-head issue 1, but that first issue was a rather miss, so it wasn't well spread. so, i will explain everything once again, this time...
ya know i also needed the help of all you sceners, and many helped me, so i can later give ya sum charts of several countries !
first of all the latest airplay-charts.. these upcoming charts have nothing in common with sum charts ya can see on a lame tv show called "airplay"! nono.. what i do is, i have my radio on 24 hours a day, everytime a wellknown song is coming up, i mark it in my chart- book, and so, every week i compile the new top 75 ! as i listen to lots of chart shows, many songs will be in my charts, that normally do not get played that often on the radio !
got it ?
so, here we go
charts of may 27th, 1993
(-) newentry
(+) re-entry
w amount of weeks in the charts
01.(02) tribal dance/2 unlimited 3 w
02.(01) that's the way lo...j.jack. 3 w
03.(04) sweat/inner circle 4 w
04.(03) 5 live ep/george m + queen 4 w
05.(05) informer/snow 12 w
06.(07) all that she wants/a of b 19 w
07.(06) no limit/2 unlimited 16 w
08.(08) when i'm good.../sybil 11 w
09.(11) i'll always love../w.hous. 29 w
10.(10) ain't no love/sub sub.. 7 w
11.(12) sweet harmony/beloved 18 w
12.(09) i have nothing/w.houston 6 w
13.(18) looking through.../pm dawn 10 w
14.(13) what is love/haddaway 14 w
15.(23) don't walk away/jade 13 w
16.(28) everybody hurts/r.e.m 5 w
17.(16) sing hallelujah/dr.alban 14 w
18.(14) i'm every woman/w.houston 17 w
19.(19) would i lie to you/c+eddie 31 w
20.(--) i don't wanna fight/turner 1 w
top 20 comment:
well. sweat is so high (3), coz it's now, after 1 year, a hit in england, so all those suckin' stations over there play that fuck! charles & eddies "would i lie to you" is still at number 3 in france ! whitney houston has 3 songs in the top 20... shame....
21.(21) rhythm is a dancer/snap 59 w
22.(17) believe in me/utah saints 3 w
23.(15) young at heart/bluebells 9 w
24.(20) show me love/robin s. 9 w
25.(24) cat's in the cradle/ukj 12 w
26.(25) oh carolina/shaggy 13 w
27.(22) u got to know/cappella 8 w
28.(27) baker street /under cover 39 w
29.(29) best things in life..l+j 50 w
break...i just got in the very great information that the sucker soccer club bayern munich lost 2-4 in karlsruhe yeah !
that means "deutscher meister wird nur der s v w"(werder bremen, if ya don't know what i mean, will be german champion)
zieht den bayern die lederhosen aus..
ok..after such a pleasure, back to the charts..
30.(30) little bird / annie lennox 15 w
31.(++) can't help falling./ub 40 2 w
32.(35) express/dina carroll 2 w
33.(33) just another day/jon secada 49 w
34.(31) ordianry world/duran duran 17 w
35.(--) house is not a home/c+eddie 1 w
36.(32) come undone/duran duran 7 w
37.(44) i'm so into you/s.w.v 3 w
38.(26) stand above me /omd 2 w
39.(37) it's my life/dr.alban 54 w
40.(36) heal the world/m.jackson 24 w
41.(34) give in to me/m.jackson 13 w
42.(--) chaos/herbert groenemeyer 1 w
43.(53) wheel of fortune /ace of b. 5 w
44.(42) walking in my shoes/dep.mode 2 w
45.(46) exterminate/snap 20 w
46.(38) jamaican in ./shinehead 13 w
47.(--) 2 princes/spindoctors 1 w
48.(--) in these arms/bon jovi 1 w
49.(39) hope of deliverance/cartney 19 w
50.(47) my destiny/lionel richie 39 w
top 50 comment:
there are lots of really old songs here, for example rhtythm is a dancer, just another day, the best things in life are free, it's my life and my destiny... yeah! these songs are really so called evergreens..
did ya know that "rhythm is a dancer " is still in the top 40 us-airplaycharts? and it's my life ia going to be a hit soon in usa!
another oldie is climbing into the us-top 40: more and more by cpt.hollywood!
yeah!
51.(41) steam/p.gabriel 20 w
52.(--) jump around '93/house of p. 1 w
53.(40) i never felt like../m.paris 8 w
54.(45) bad girl/madonna 12 w
55.(43) regret/new order 6 w
56.(51) mr.wendal/arrested dev. 21 w
57.(52) i'm easy/faith no more 18 w
58.(48) you're the best.../d-ream 5 w
59.(49) sidewander sleeps../rem 15 w
60.(57) reach out i'll.../m.bolton 11 w
61.(58) housecall'93/priest+shabba 2 w
62.(69) more and more/c.hollywood 31 w
63.(61) please don't go/kws 57 w
64.(54) deep /east 17 16 w
65.(59) never let her slip../u.cov.27 w
66.(60) the love i lost/westend 18 w
67.(--) do ya see the light/snap 1 w
68.(++) nuthin but a 'g'../dr.dre 6 w
69.(65) nothing my love../joey lo. 5 w
70.(55) love me the right../rapin. 16 w
71.(++) i'm gonna get./bizarre inc.19 w
72.(56) love is/vanessa williams 2 w
73.(63) only with you/c.hollywood 16 w
74.(66) b'coz da night/co.ro+tar. 14 w
75.(50) power of am./dance 2 trance 8 w
sum more oldies there, as kws "please don't go" or "never let her slip away"
the new snap single "do ya see the light" is already well played on sum stations, and will be a big hit, but i must say: it's shit but snap..so that's why it is gonna be a hit... imagine that single as snap's first ever single ... nobody would buy it.. if ya know what i mean..
now i give ya sum new single-releases:
the pet shop boys are back after 17 months... (there last song was "was it worth it" and reached no.2 in my air- play charts.. the new song is called "can ya forgive her" and isn't so bad...
then felix is back.. with a song called "stars" even i as felix fan due to "don't you want me" must say "shit" it is also flopping un uk-charts, were it fell from 29 to 34 after just 2 weeks in the charts!
there is a new roxette single.. i forgot the name, it's the theme of a new film called "super mario land" or something like that..bah! the song is boring!
the cool old song "long train running" by doobie brothers is back in a 1993 remix..it's cool, and already top 10 in hungary !
and snow has a new single out but it is a very big shit .. i must admit, i didn't like "informer" so much, but that new one is just a big nothing !
that were 5 new songs..some more later.. .now i give ya something hot..or at least, right now, when i write this, it is very hot.. it's now 11:16 pm, on sunday, may 23rd 1993.. and i 'll give ya the new uk top 40 ! well.. when you, doc holliday, read this, ya could have seen it monday on lame mtv.. and when you hopefully all read dis now on saturday in gothenburg, these are still the latest uk-charts!
- (01) all that she wants/ace of base
- (04) can't help falling in love/ub 40
- (03) sweat/inner circle
- (02) five live ep/g.michael+queen
- (05) tribal dance/2 unlimited
- (06) that's the way love goes/j.jack.
- (15) i don't wanna fight/tina turner
- (16) jump around '93/house of pain
- (09) in these arms/bon jovi
- (07) everybody hurts/r.e.m
- (--) civil war/guns'n'roses
- (19) 2 princes/spin doctors
- (08) housecall '93/shabba + maxi
- (18) jungle book groove/disney cast
- (17) better the devil you know/sonia
- (--) shout/loochie lu (????????????)
- (12) express/dina carroll
- (11) i have nothing/whitney houston
- (13) ain't no love/sub sub
- (14) informer/snow
- (10) believe in me/utah saints
- (--) so young /suede
- (27) touch of../st etienne
- (--) creation/stereo mc's
- (--) break it down again/tears 4 fea2
- (--) sweating bullets/megadeth
- (20) u got to know/cappella
- (28) little miracles/luther vandross
- (38) house it not a home/charles+ e.
- (40) believe/lenny kravitz
- (--) will ya love me 2morrow/b.ferry
- (--) living in the past/jethro tull
- (--) lords of a new church/tasmin a.
- (29) stars/felix
- (--) new song by maria mc kee
- (21) stand above me/omd
- (--) walk through the world/marc cohn
- (26) you're the best thing/d-ream
- (22) young at heart/bluebells
- (23) when i'm good and ready/sybil
yep.. that's that.... now some more new single-releases:
east 17 are back again, with a really shameful song. they now released a cover by the pet shop boys' "west end girls" hmmm...
also back are the 49 ers .. ya remember them from 1990 's "touch me" "don't you love me" and "girl to girl" the new one is called "everything"
a new song by en-rage is out..after the successful "run to you" and the not so successful "why don't you" we have now "house of the rising sun" i like that but it is already a flop in uk...!
also a song is out by boy krazy ..after their excellent, but surprisingly unsuccessful (in europe) "that's what love can do" it's now time for "good guys"
and finally a new song by kenny thomas he had 4 uk hits in 1991 ..and the new one is called "stay"
more new songs later...
now i give ya the new german charts (in fact, now in gothenburg, they are 1 week old.. but who cares..)
- (01) informer/snow
- (02) what is love/haddaway
- (05) oh carolina/shaggy
- (03) all that she wants/ace of base
- (04) sing hallelujah/dr.alban
- (07) wheel of fortune/ace of base
- (15) tribal dance/2 unlimited
- (06) no limit/2 unlimited
- (09) love sees no color/u 96
- (08) sweet harmony/beloved
- (25) mr.vain/culture beat
- (12) cat's in the cradle/ugly kid joe
- (11) bed of roses/bon jovi
- (31) walking in my shoes/dep.mode
- (10) power of amer../dance 2 trance
- (13) ca plane pour moi/leila k.
- (14) 'only with you/c/hollywood
- (16) hope of deliverance/paul mc c.
- (19) b'coz the night.co.ro
- (17) te quiero/intrance + d-sign
- (++) u got to know/cappella (yeah!)
there is a lame new-entry at 46
"forever number one " by fc bayern munich and jack white...
hehe... but as they (bayern) lost today (sunday) they should better destroy the record..
hehe!
urgs.. already finito for part 1... load the 2nd part, to get sum charts supplied by you, and sum more info..
don't miss the mixed chapter, coz there i will give ya info about my idea to make the scene's favourite music charts in a-head
there also will be a record -review it is the album "no limits" by 2 unlimited... don't miss it
and ... press et jez !
bizarre!
Music Part Two
ou are right.. ya reached now the 2nd part of bizarre's music chat......
now sum danish charts.. supplied by trance members.. so no special thank needed, eh, hasse ? hehe!
they look quite strange but here we go
- (01) informer/snow
- (08) sing hallelujah/dr.alban
- (03) what is love/haddaway
- (02) no limit/2 unlimited
- (06) oh carolina/shaggy
- (11) baker street/under cover (hae?)
- (05) give it up/cut'n'move
- (14) don't walk away/jade
- (04) only with you/c.hollywood
- (10) regret/new order
- (--) that's what love can do/b.krazy
- (16) let me take you over/yasmin
- (07) more and more/c.hollywood
- (09) waiting for magic/ace of base
- (17) bad girl/madonna
- (12) the love i lost/westend
- (15) i feel you/dep.mode
- (13) ordinary world/duran duran
- (18) are you gonna go../lenny k.
- (19) i'll always love you/w.hous..
hmm.. i really have no clue why the fuck there is "baker street" it 6. and i got sum new info about the danish charts: tribal dance is at 4 now informer still at 1 can anyone tell me. what the fuck yasmin is about ? thanx.. yep.. ace of base have a single out in scandinavia .. ya can find it on their album "happy nation" which by the way is at 1 in the german album charts..
some more new songs:
a-ha is back after about 2 years or so of doing nothing....the song is boring!
jordy is back ..it has been top 5 in france for 9 weeks or so...the song is called "alison".. it's ridiculous !
monie love has a new one out called the power
east side beat are back with "you are my everything".. ya should remember them from 1991 's "ride like the wind"
yeah..now sum shirt french charts....
..supplied by myself:
- (01) no limit/2 unlimited
- (04) in the deathcar/iggy pop
- (03) would i lie to you /c+e
- (02) alison/jordy
- (05) are you gonna go../l.k
nothing to say about that...
something else now...maybe sum of ya remembered that i predicted 2 songs to become massive hits last time.. it was open your mind by ususra and all that she wants by ace of base
yep..and it become true..open your mind reached number 8 in germany.. and was a real hit in europe.. and i am really impressed about the success that ace of base have now... as i wrote this chapter for issue 1, th song was only number 30 in germany.. but it reached number one..now it is at 1 in england.. and in the charts of simply eve ry european country cool!
now, i wanna predict again a bit about 2 cool songs...
the first one should be a hit in germany around july/august... it is by a guy called "dj bobo"..the song is somebody dance with me !is is such a great dance record..i don't know why no german radiostation plays it !!!! it has been in the suiss top 5 for 13 weeks now...and is still there.. it's also top 10 in israel and it is on a "wanted-list " of s swedish radio-station... but.. no mtv airplay and so on.. i'll tell ya.. that is gonna the summerhit of 1993 ! if ya want, ya can get it on tape... send one to me..addy later..
the 2nd one i will introduce next is "give it up" by cut'n'move.. well ther it 's a bit different to dj bobo! coz it is already a hit all over scandinavia ans also in holland... and it gets played on german radio.. and ya even can see it on a lame show called mtv-prime.... so it must be a hit, although i think, the song is a bit silly! so.. that's my predictions for the future .. of coz until next a-head, these songs sill not reach top 10 in germany, just because, we won't delay this mag any- more, hehehehehe! but, keep these songs in mind...
next the norwegian charts, supplied by my good old friend nuckhead they are 4 weeks old noe.. but there we go...
- (1) informer/snow (not again!!)
- (10)what is love/haddaway
- (3) give it up /cut'n'move
- (2) no limit/2 unlimited
- (4) i'm easy/faith no more
- (5) livin' on the edge/aerosmith
- (-) oh carolina/shaggy
- (6) cat's in the cradle/ugly kid joe
- (-) heaven and hell/josefin nilsson
- (7)ordinary worold/duran duran
can anybody give me info about josefin nilsson ?? thanx alot...
i now wanna inform all the guys that haven't seen this chapter in a-head #1, how they can help me... i want you, to send me your national singles-charts...send them on paper, or send me the newspaper, where ya found em..or ya even can record a chart- show on tape to me..i'll return the tape of coz..
ya can also send other charts..or whatever..i like everything, and will publish everything, if it isn't too old ! i also wanna say, i don't care about who you are..that means.. if someone who isn't one of my contax.. wants to help me, please do it.....!
what do ya get for this ? well, first ya gain the great feeling of having helped someone..hehe..then you will get extra-credits..and all guys also will get sum small presents.!
further more, if ya contact me with sum charts, that can be the beginning of a looong friendship.... to all of my contax: please also try 2 help me in any way..
send everything to me..bizarre..
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but that isn't the end of da chapter... we continue with the dutch charts: giga thanx to nmi/arcoss, coz he sent them as lastminute for this issue... charts of week 20,22-5-1993
- (01) what is love/haddaway
- (05) tribal dance/2 unlimted
- (02) informer/snow
- (04) all that she wants/ace of base
- (03) mr.blue/rene klijn
- (06) somebody to love/g.m+queen
- (09) power of amerc../dance 2 trance
- (11) in these arms/bon jovi
- (08) give it up/the goodmen
- (07) she goes nana/the radios
- (10) send me an angel/cb milton
- (18) that's the way../janet jackson
- (16) i wanna get your love/jenny bee
- (21) ome jan/willeke alberti
- (19) cat's in the cradle/ugly kid joe
- (20) i won't let you down/2 boys
- (14) bed of roses/bon jovi
- (12) no limit/2 unlimited
- (13) oh carolina/shaggy
- (22) young at heart/bluebells
- (24) show me love/robin s.
- (31) cose della vita/eros ram.
- (25) i have nothing/whitney houston
- (33) ca plane pour moi/leila k.
- (26) ajax is ok/de ajax selektie
- (27) megamix '93 /luv'
- (--) civil war/guns'n'roses
- (--) encores/dire straits
- (--) i can't help falling.. /ub 40
- (17) sing hallelujah/dr.alban
- (--) don't walk away/jade (ed.cool!)
- (36) give it up/cut'n'move
- (35) u got to know/cappella (ed.yeah)
- (37) vrede/ruth jacott
- (15) open sesame/leila k.
- (29) body and soul/thelonious mons.
- (--) 2 princes/spin doctors
- (--) rowwen heze/rowwen heze (ed.hae)
- (23) don't tear me up/mick jagger
- (28) my number one/bzn
cool charts, eh ? for your information "vrede" by ruth jacott is the dutch song for the "grand prix eurovision de la chanson 1993".. bah! what a flop !
by the way..in the tip-parade of holland boy krazy appeard with "that's what love can do" so maybe it will become a hit finally after 16 weeks of doing nothing .... !and who is no.1 tip for theo top ? snap of coz with "do ya see the light" bah! it isn't good, that song, believe me !
and now the list of all guys who helped me for this sissye.....
giga thanx go to
nuckhead shockwave/system
the mighty nmi/arcoss dr.fate
merlin/epic bitnapper/cp
dr.dos/no name bacillus/death
arcon/triad moonstruck/lithium
wingo/triad surfer/active
dj/varsity antifan/equinoxe
satan/tat+mayhem jazzcat/bodycount
red rock/excess
hope i haven't forgot anyone...
ya all will get something special with my next sending or so...
what about charts from australia ?
ok..
- (02) are you gonna go my way
- (01) cat's in the cradle
- (03) gove in to me
- (09) i'm easy
- (05) house of love/east 17 (haha)
- (07) sleeping satellite
- (04) gimme little sign/peter andre
- (11) no limit
- (06) if i ever fall in love/shai
- (10) mr.wendal
very strange to see house of love there ...hahahaha..ridiculous !!!
another top 10 now..this time of israel!
- come undone/duran duran
- informer/snow
- slow it dwon/east 17
- israelism/army of lovers
- wheel of fortune/ace of base
- calming room/one more time
- it's ok, allright, def dames dope
- 2 princes/spindoctors
- somebody dance with me/dj bobo
- i have nothing /whitney
yeah..the israeli charts arre great!
so many songs from so many different parts of the world.. hmm. where is 2 unlimited ????
yep..these were the last charts for this issue ..i hope ya enjoyed it!
by the way...ya can also reach me by phone of coz.:
+49/(0) xxx/xxxxxxx ask 4 jose !
call me for anything about this discmag or just for a nice chat....
some last new singles ( but not least..)
def dames dope have a new one outcalled "ain't nothing to it"
also marxman has something new/..after "all about eve" it's now "ship ahoi"
what about david bowie - yep.. he also has a new single out, but i forgot the name...
captain hollywood project releases a 3rd song ...called "all we want". (i think, that's the title...) the last new one i will introduce this time is "dreamhome" by tensharp !
last time i gave ya the possibility to get yer addy published in the music corner..none but one wanted that...so please contact me good friend
nmi/arcoss -4 mendip
-4 frienship
xxxxxxxxxxxxx -not in holland
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you also can get your addy here in that musicchapter ! just tell me ! that offer is valid only for pals who help me getting charts from everywhere !
hope ya had fun reading the music chapters.. and maybe ya now know what ya going to buy next.. hehe! bizarre!
Interview
yo dickheads here is back doc holliday of trance today with a interview with action jackson of the ruling company
? = a-head
aj= action jackson
?=introduce yourself, give us some datas about your age, sex, weight, shoesize ....
aj: well...i'm 23 years of age,90 kilos, and i've shoesize 43!
?:when have you got yer c-64, and has happened since then....??
i started with a c64 in 1984 and founded my first cracking group in '85 under the name fss... which meant future software spies!
my handle was scp!!
?:tell us a bit about your favourites?
drink : malibu-cola
food : cheeseburger
movie : dances with wolves
condom : checked!
politics : -
fixergroup : empire+armageddon
crackergroup: legend+rsi (21-3-93)
demogroup : crest
discmag : shock!
papermag : pirates+bp
game : darts (alternative)
slogan : eat shit!
boards : galaxy high
friends : too much!
?:do you have any other hobbies besides the computer?
aj: do you really care?
i play soccer every saturday & train
2 days a week for that!
further i watch & swap movies...
?:do you have a girl-friend if yes, give us some datas about her??
aj: not a steady one now but just sum girls i go out with!
?:what do you think about the scene in the moment??
aj:
too less cards... hehe!
too less warez...
the end is near, i guess!!
?:do you like sado sex, if yes,why?
aj: huh?
?:what is your favourite sex position (without animals)?
aj: you tell me!!
?:hmmm how many members does trc have?
aj: got sum swappers joining us l8ly.. guess its round 20 members!
?:and what are your jobs in trc ?
aj: i lead them trough the wilderness!
?:what kind of music do you hear?
aj: almost everything... except heavy metal!! i like covers nowadays too!
?:who is for you the best cracking group in the scene?
aj: trc!! we fuckin rule!!
?:what is your opinion about the mags in the scene?
aj: too fuckin' much! i started frontpage just when there were 2/3 mags! sex'n crime+ shape's mag! now its about 50/60 mags... burp!!!!!!
(ed. i know about 150 mags now..)
?:give a definition of a lamer/loser?
aj: that guy who's doing remark! remyebus is his name! first he calls me up and told me where i got the final version of lemmings/c64 from! i never got & have it! then after more talks through the phone i met him at ects in london/september'92 & he behaved like a fool as he didn't know me at all! further he's earning money from comm. force with our demos!! fuck thiz lamer!! so.. l8r.. i heard from sum guys that there should be a report of the ects show in remark 16 where he claims to meet the lamers from trc.. i just heard that so from my information source its dawned trough it was in the mag! such guys like these should be abandoned from the scene!! maybe sumone can send me remark 16!
now he's earning money with lemmings the only thing he does is to write a letter to psygnosis and negotiate about the price! lame.. lame.. lame!!
?:who're your best friends in the scene?
aj: best friend is cba.. further all trcers, dense, mr.wax, hero, derbyshire, deffbod, justice, solar, rich+equinox/empire skater, moron, scat and much more..
?:which group is for you the newcommer of 1992 ??
aj:
europe - illusion!!!
usa - armageddon!
?:how old is the ruling company?
aj: its from 1988 i thought correctly! same year built as blackmail!
?:how many contacts do you have at the moment?
aj: around the 100 guys..
?:do you have any enemies in the scene?
aj: maybe remy now??
?:what do you think about puzzle games?
aj: i'm sick and tired of these warez!!
?:tell us about your future-drams on the scene and in yer real life !
aj: not much to tell...in a few years i will buy a house for my own. for the c64..we'll see how long it last!
?:will you greet someone?
aj: hello losers!!!!!!!!!!!!
?: last words ?
aj: no..glad it's over..hahahaha!
ed.it is over indeed..load another chapter !
doc holliday !
In The Future ...
welcome to the game-corner of a-head in this chapter you'll find all the future plans of the software companies for the next12 month or more!!
name art
amc astro marine corps action
arsenal fc soccer team soccer
bugsy 3 the revemge adventure
chuck rock 2 jump'run
dream team basketball basketball
mtv the game jump'run
schwert und magie 4 adventure
henry jump'run
the addams family 2 jump'run
brides of dracula action
titus the fox jump'run
sturmtruppen adventure
lemmings action
superleague management
space max interaction
fc liverpool soccer soccer
well this is the list of the games who will released by the wellknow companies in europe you see that there aren't much games for this machine but there are ok ok now we continues with the news around the software scene
well as everybody knows legendary deeds is a wildstyle production and will re- lease after the summer holidays i think it will be a nice adventure!
rumours are saying that paradize're work ing on creatures 3 but i think that this is only a rumours!
did you know that cubes magic prev was coded by posdnugs of rsi and 1-released by rsi, i think it's lame when someone release his own game as 1st release but this isn't my problem when you know what i mean with this ok!
well diablo/padua are searching for some one who have some conection to sofware-firms because he cant sell his game it's a kind of arkanoid so contact him!!!
we in trance are working on some games like soccer in action, an adventure some puzzle games and other stuff so when you wanna join trance games inc. contact one of your trance contact and ask him for further informations!
with sleepwalker ocean release maybe the last one for this machine they are think ing about stop to produce games for the c-64 but i hope that they dont stop coz that will be a big shock fro all!! ocean is one the best companies who produce high quality games on this machine not the shit like codemasters & co!!
the rumors about the end of zeppelin on this machine are wrong they continues on the c-64 but the make a little break and start after the summer holiday with some new game-productions so wait and see
after the big success popey 3 alternat. software brings in the summer-hollidays popey 4 it's the same game-play only new levels and graphix!
in these days many companies will die but we see that they comes new companies from australia and the east-part of europe. i think it's great!!
rainbow arts will start again on c-64 they will start with crash-war a die& drive game!
ok thats all for today sorry for not so much text in this chapter but there were so much news about new games so see you in the next issue ++ no carrier
Talk Talk
yo dear readers here comes the mish mash corner first we start with a mag review news press issue 09 from the rebels !!!
coding:the coding was nice not so big bugs or nice text displayer the irq- loader was a bit slow but i think the guys in rebel will improve it in the next issue!!
grafix: nothing special not the best grafix but i think for a mag it's enough
music: really kicking ass music it's the ideal mag-music you can hear the music again and again!!!
now about the chapters there were 9 chapters:
editorial:in this chapter the editors of newpress say hello to the readers and talk about the new outfit and say sorry for to less text in the issue blablabla and so on .....
news&rumours: in the last issue of news press the were dammed much old news wrong datas(trance is dead) and so on but in this issue the guys in rebels makes a good job there were some wrong news but all in all the news were fresh and dont look like in other mags yes the guys in rebels makes a nice job this time....
charts:the charts normally there were not much to say i think guys in rebels do in this chapter a good work! to kick brutal recall out of the charts!!!
adverts part 1: addys addys and again addys.
adverts part 2: addys addys......
boardnews'n'numbers: yo in this chapter you find nearly all board numbers in the state and in europe, there datas were all in all correct and i think this was the best chapter in this issue of news press neotec makes a good work!!!
cover competition: for me its a boring chapter only for cover-freaks and co...
interview: well nothing much to say its ok not so boring like in other mags!!!
housenation: really cool chapter i think this was the real report what happens at the moment in the tekkno scene but this chapter is only for tekkno fans and freaks it's ok....
hmm thats all! this time news press #9 was for the best issue of all the other ones was nothing special a mag like the other 100 mags around the scene maybe the can work a bit on the irq-loader,= not so less text and a better grafix and what you see than a top 5 mag ok go on! here are the points i give news press#9
6.3 points of 10 points but i'm sure that the next issue will be better as this time....see ya suckers!!!
top ten single charts
1. forever number 1/powerplant
2. i'm every shoeman/hobbes
3. i'm to sexy../dense
4. could it be magic/magic
5. give in to me /arrogance
6. bad girl /debbie
7. history /rcs
8. i have nothing/airwolf
9. sing hallelujah/bod
10. keep the faith/x-fire
well on the top you see the smash hit of pwt forever number one the big jump of hobbes with the covervision of hitney husten i'm every shoeman and on the 3rd place you can see the supermodel dense with i'm to sexy ok thats all .....
-did you know that the light party was in sweden
-did you know that some so called elite groups buys calling card from edwin van santen there were some groups on the top 6 who buys cards from him lame lame and again lame but who cares this fact!
-did you know that i prefer sado maso sex because this art of sex isn't so boring like the normal sex!!
-did you know that the most of the german members of trance are pevers!!
-did you know that it exist a firm with the name shock!!
-did you know that someone is calling the boards as radar/arcade maybe radar dont know that arcade is dead
-did you know that the australian group bodycount is the australian group since tera
-did you know that the burglar are coding the protection for lemmings so we all know which group will have the 1st- release of this game..
-did you know that genesis have becomes many many new members in the last 3 weeks so we can wait for some cracks & firsties from güp!!
-did you know that pandora is a party- line group the most members are calling every day the party-line!!
-did you know that in this moment i'm t alking with bizarre over the telephone line
-did you know that the next issue of a-head will be a dammed cool issue!!
-did you know that enigma will die soon, because the most members are to lazy!!
-did you know that 60% of the germans are mens(ed. bad times for machos)
-did you know that this issue+text+menue was maked in only 1 week!!!
-did you know that bizarre and doc holliday are spanish guys
- did you know that there were some guys who dont know that aslive drop the scene and give him some votes!!
-did you know that the demo from success will be a dammed cool demo
- did you know that it exist a firm with the name mechanix
-did you know that rsi are more than 41 people at the moment!!!
-did you know that this was the last did you know for today!
well now comes some craptalk shit !
what is bullshit?
well bullshit is shit from a bull or?
what is milk?
milk is milk pasta!!
and what is this!?
this is what this is so this is this and
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++ no carrier
About Girls
stay tuned and read this story about men and girls written by doc holliday & his brother dr.senat ok lets start and enjoy it:
boys versus girls
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the neverending story
ever ask yourself what's happening on the social scene that just might reach out and bite you on the ass?
item: a boy i know meets a girl at a disco, dance with her, necks with her on the dance floor in front of others. they join his friends outside and continue necking in the back seat of a car while they're driven to the party.there the two disappear into a room and come out in about 30 minutes. all seems fine until a day later, when the girl goes to the police and accuses the man of rape there is no physical evidence of rape but the boy is arrested, jailed, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.it's his word against hers.he loses.
item: a guy i know, a part-time lecturer at the city college, takes one his former students out to lunch at her request. she is a bright but insecure girl who believes herself to be physically unattractove and says so. he says in response, and i quote, "you are very attractive girl. if i were in your age group and single, i would probably ask you for a date". she goes back to the department chairmen, reports that the man has sexually harassed her and insist that his contract not be renewed because he is a threat to girl students the chairmen agrees and it's done. the guy i know is dropped from the faculty, no question asked!!
the war between the sexes has a uniquely virulent form in todays culture. false allegations of harassment and date rape are springing up like condoms in springtime!
face the facts, man. you live in a high-risk social environment.if a woman bring false sexual charges against you no matter how flimsy her evidence or belated her action, your protest on innocence may not believed. this the of the werwolf hunt. and the last time i checked, you looked a lot more a werwolf than she did
before you go out on a date, before you become trusting in conversation with a female acquaintance, you'd better ask yourself some basic questions. what constitutes sexual harassment in her terms? is it harassment for you to look at with interest? to talk with her casually? to ask her for a date? to crack a sexual joke? to ask for a kiss or a hug at the end of the evening? does she generally advertise that men are slime while women are victims? better check her out"know before you go, sucker" should be your dating slogan write that down and paste it over your computer terminal. know before you go!!!!!
for extra protection, i've devised a low risk dating kit.you may want to take a look at it. am i joking when i list these suggestions? yes and no.
- hire a private attorney
granted, his retainer is a few thousands of dollars a day and it is a little awkward having him around all the time especially on the date itself but remember dating is a high-risk these days your attorney's job is to follow you 24 hour a day and advise you on your every move/(you should choose a male lawyer, of course because if your lawyer is a female ... well you know people may spread the story all over town)
-have your prospective date sign a dating contract
this is imperative. you and your attorney design it and print it with your attorney present, have her read the form answer any questions she may have and then have sign it. among other, she agrees on this form that she's responsible for her own behavior, that she is mature enough to handle a dating situation and that she has a genuine interest in have a date with you.no signature no date!!
-hires a television crew
you need a cameraman to shoot a video record of your every move and probably an audio man to check sound levels. better have a guy to carry the battery packs, too. and you need a special infrared tv camera for night work, along with a dircetional mika and extra video tape.
-arrage satellite surveillance the cost of this one? could be in the millions, but think of what it saves in the long run. insist on something like the kh-11 or one of its later versions. used properly, this baby can spot a zit on your nose from 350 miles in the space and it cal follow you anywhere. you'll need a sophisticated team to program it! and and launch it a satellite-dish operater and phote-analysis expert and some good code breakers to scramble your data so that her satellite transmission. (you bet, space captain, she may have her own satellite, too!)
-hire fingerprint and voiceprint analyzers, as well as polygraph experts physical surveillance people and phone freaks who tap into anything and everything. right it's getting crowed with all these people following you around. can't be helped, though. this is the nineties. you might try former fbi personnel for most of the surveillance jobs. and don't forget to take a lie-dectector test after test after every date. have her take one, too. seal the test results in a bank vault. you may need them. also, ask her to to sign a release form after the date testifying to the fact that in her op- inion, you behaved yourself. be sure take your ink pad and towel along that first evening, too. have to get her fingerpringts, you understand nothing personal just business. because a guy can't be too careful these days, you know what i mean?
yeahh i think you know what i mean!!!
Last Word
yo! you finally reached the last chapter of a-head! i dont wanna talk about the next issue of our mag or about our next deal or about sex with angels or so!!!! i wanna think about the time after the scene when you remember the nice time on this machine!!!! when you works hard for your family or for your career and than do you remember the friendship in the scene and you remember the nice time with some good friends and do you remember the jokes&the nice conferences with your groupmates and you tell your childrens the story about your active time on this machine about the partys all over the world! and you are smiling when you see that yor son or daughter are swapping with some guys the latest stuff on his computer and do you smile when you becomes the telephone bill and you think hmm he/she is a better caller as myself and you smile when you becomes a visit from the telecom coz you child are using the bluebox or use another system, without paying for his calls! dammed i think the most think that i will missed when i leave the scene were my friends on this machine the nice crap talk with them, i think thats the reason because on the c-64 is the best computer scene is the best scene in this world because there're nearly the most friendly guys of all the computer scene i'm not on this machine to make a career i'm on this machine for have a nice time on this machine with all my friends in the scene so dont forget it's better lame & thousands friends as elite & no friends! so thats all for this issue we see us in the next issue.........
the a-head staff'93