DnA 4-16: The Infamous "Dupe Letter"
Typed by Pazuzu for The Sixth Column
Released With DnA Magazine Issue #4
This is a copy of the infamous "Dupe Letter". We found it in an issue of "The Connector" by the Pilot Connection. The first time I read this at Lestat's house, I was laughing uncontrollably for about 15 minutes.
Basically, this is a "What it Really Means" type of thing. They printed the real IRS propaganda letter that got sent out to everyone, then they made this one, exposing what the IRS *really* means! This is high comedy, as well as wicked truth...
A NOTE FROM THE GRAND DUPE
Dear Fool:
As the Grand Dupe of the Infernal Revenue Service, I want to thank you on behalf of the defacto government of the United States and the International Banking Cartel. Without your tribute, we could not provide essential corporate welfare subsidies, we could not arm our chosen third world dictators to continue our imperial colonization of the world, we could not fund scientific research such as genetic engineering, biological and psychological warfare techniques, eugenics, etc. Thank you for supporting these programs.
You are among the millions of idiots who comply with the phony tribute "law" without legal obligation to do so. As a SLAVE and valuable customer of the Infernal Revenue Service, you deserve excellence in the deception we provide; you deserved to be treated with contempt, lied to, tricked and cheated, and you deserve to know that the IRS considers everyone fair game.
To fulfill our obligation to steal from you, we are making major changes in the way we extort the life-blood from our victims. Under the newest guise of tribute administration, known as By Hook or By Crook 2000, we are setting up an airtight database to track all dollar movement. One program is dedicated to seek out those ethical, moral people who are determined to have nothing to do with our bogus Mafioso enterprise and incarcerate them within our prison camps we are now building with your tribute dollars. We will work with every dork who needs to "eat". At the same time, we will direct your tribute dollars to the media to keep everyone in eternal confusion. All must pay up, or else.
We realize that the tribute law is in reality no law at all. We want to do what we can to make you accept it nevertheless. To that end, we are simplifying our forms and procedures to give the illusion it reduces the pain it is causing tribute-payers. This year, we revised the tribute table so that more uneducated tribute-payers can simply look up the tribute they "owe" instead of doing the arithmetic. Also, if you have a small business, don't worry, we will make sure you are out of business soon.
Don't forget the option to file your tribute return electronically. With our new cashless society coming up soon, you need the practice and indoctrination. Electronic returns are more accurate and make it easier for us to monitor your every move with your help.
Our goal is to transform the tribute system by the end of this decade. More and more people are waking up to our scam, so we are forced to take unprecedented action. To achieve the deception you deserve, we are literally "reinventing" the Infernal Revenue Service, making our internal organization appear to be kind, gentle and docile. As we improve the way we lie, we also will do a better job of serving up garbage to our CUSTOMERS, the tribute-payers. We believe in accountability, and you are all accountable. Please let us know if you have any suggestions for ways to further enslave yourselves.
Thank you again for your dedication to our cause.
Shirley D. Predator
