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NiNJA #12 - WEEK 28
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| NiNJA #12 - WEEK 28 \/ |
: :
. As typical as last week was, we see the exact opposite in this week's .
| issue. We're releasing on time for one, ZL had an extraordinary |
| performance, TFA slacked bigtime and noone got caught for autotrading! |
| We also got new ranks this week, and we're working on a new feature |
| that will rox0r your soxx0r's: prepare for the very first.... |
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| NiNJA SUMMER TOURNAMENT ! |
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| More on this in the upcoming issues. |
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| weekly upload top |
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| spot courier points gbytes avg pos |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| - 1. bac/AOD 409.5 15.89gb | 10/10 sites #3 |
| - 2. crypton/AOD 409.5 17.36gb | 10/10 sites #2 |
| - 3. c4g3/TFA 367.0 11.32gb | 10/10 sites #4 |
| - 4. preacher/ZL 321.5 11.99gb | 9/10 sites #3 |
| - 5. some14u/ZL 306.0 12.58gb | 8/10 sites #3 |
| - 6. username/TFA 295.5 7.54gb | 10/10 sites #7 |
| - 7. rubyx/TFA 289.5 7.67gb | 10/10 sites #8 |
| - 8. hudson/AMN 277.5 8.42gb | 10/10 sites #8 |
| - 9. junk/ZL 264.5 6.21gb | 10/10 sites #9 |
| - 10. nok/TFA 239.5 5.25gb | 10/10 sites #10 |
| - 11. borndead/AMN 237.0 4.57gb | 8/10 sites #6 |
| - 12. deez/AMN 218.5 4.39gb | 10/10 sites #11 |
| - 13. thedude/AE 210.0 3.69gb | 8/10 sites #8 |
| - 14. sweeper/TFA 158.0 2.33gb | 10/10 sites #13 |
| - 15. zipster/AE 135.5 2.86gb | 6/10 sites #6 |
| - 16. NafeTs/TFA 89.0 1.03gb | 10/10 sites #17 |
| - 17. redbone/AOD 81.0 1.61gb | 6/10 sites #8 |
| - 18. kitt/AE 69.5 0.88gb | 5/10 sites #7 |
| - 19. johs/AMN 57.5 0.61gb | 9/10 sites #16 |
| - 20. turntablz/AMN 46.0 0.46gb | 10/10 sites #18 |
| - 21. badlad/ZL 40.5 0.41gb | 8/10 sites #15 |
| - 22. ninjaf/TFA 38.0 0.45gb | 2/10 sites #3 |
| - 23. GNoCK/AE 33.0 0.27gb | 10/10 sites #20 |
| - 24. pcland/MSN 28.5 0.25gb | 7/10 sites #14 |
| - 25. pazo/ZL 27.5 0.60gb | 5/10 sites #8 |
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| _ ____\ weekly group upload top |
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| 1. AOD (Angels On Drugs) 432.0p 35.74gb |
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| SITES |
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| #1 * a*s * 90.0p |
| #2 * b*r n* * a* f* v*r 304.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #2 crypton 409.5p 17.36gb 48.57% |
| #1 bac 409.5p 15.89gb 44.46% |
| #17 redbone 81.0p 1.61gb 4.50% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AOD, All Over Dicks |
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| It appears these fellers couldn't keep their dicks in their pants and just |
| had to fuck it all up even worse then last weeks dreadful performance. |
| Redbone tries hard to save the group this week, but he must've noticed |
| that crypton has reached the Schwarzschild radius of nerding and it's a |
| doomed effort. |
| |
| The voices in my head are telling me how the discussion must've gone in |
| the channel and here I present another Oscar worthy re-enactment: |
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| <@inka> ok guise, don't fuck it up this week |
| <@inka> we can't afford losing to those fucking guises of tfa |
| <@redboner> crypton for the children's sake, stop trading! |
| <@KREWPTEWN> haw haw, you can't stop me!#@ |
| * KREWPTEWN kills a kitten and trades videos of it, HAW HAW HAW!#@ |
| <@bac> BACBACBACBACBACBAC, hAw hAw hAw!@# |
| <@inka> oh fuck bac has gone crazy |
| -!- inka [r@pist.says.she.was.asking.for.it] has quit [fuck you guys] |
| <@redboner> that's it, I'm gonna smoke some dope |
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| Dramatic. |
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| plusses and minuses of AOD |
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| - doomed |
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| 2. ZL (Zip Lords) 421.5p 31.73gb |
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| SITES |
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| #1 * b*r n* * 220.0p |
| #2 * 28.5p |
| #3 a* a*s * 90.0p |
| #4 f* v*r 51.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #4 preacher 321.5p 11.99gb 37.78% |
| #5 some14u 306.0p 12.58gb 39.65% |
| #9 junk 264.5p 6.21gb 19.58% |
| #21 badlad 40.5p 0.41gb 1.28% |
| #25 pazo 27.5p 0.60gb 1.89% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: ZL, Z.O.G. LIES |
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| God fucking damnit guys, we have to call in an emergency meeting for |
| this.. Last week everythings all fine and dandy, but what the shit |
| happened this week? From first place to second last?! This is the worst |
| thing we've seen here in the mag. Something horrible must've happened |
| and we're worried about you guys. |
| |
| Should we call in the professionals? Lets break it down what went wrong: |
| 1. last weeks anchor preacher went from 4.75 to to 11.99 jiggers, this |
| is awful, but even worse is |
| 2. some14u went from 2.03 jiggurs to friggin' 12.58?!!? |
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| Both of you guys were just a ball hair's width away from BAC's numbers. |
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| plusses and minuses of ZL: |
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| |_____________| the biggest minus ever given in the mag's history |
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| 3. TFA (The Flaming Arrows) 419.0p 35.61gb |
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| SITES |
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| #1 a* f* v*r 100.0p |
| #2 a*s * 57.0p |
| #3 * b*r * * 171.0p |
| #4 n* 51.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #3 c4g3 367.0p 11.32gb 31.78% |
| #6 username 295.5p 7.54gb 21.16% |
| #7 rubyx 289.5p 7.67gb 21.53% |
| #10 nok 239.5p 5.25gb 14.75% |
| #14 sweeper 158.0p 2.33gb 6.55% |
| #16 NafeTs 89.0p 1.03gb 2.88% |
| #22 ninjaf 38.0p 0.45gb 1.27% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: The Foolish Arabs |
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| This week we see some changes for the better and asspirates go up 2 |
| places. Obviously sweeper could read my telePATHETIC messages and went |
| from the rock bottom guy to third highest rank. Effort so good that |
| you're awarded with a penis shaped wooden leg, like a true pirate. |
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| plusses and minuses of TFA |
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| ++ sweeper's effort and my jedi mind tricks are obviously working |
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| 4. AMN (AMNESiA) 388.5p 18.48gb |
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| SITES |
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| #3 n* f* v*r 108.0p |
| #4 * b*r * a* * a*s * 246.5p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #8 hudson 277.5p 8.42gb 45.57% |
| #11 borndead 237.0p 4.57gb 24.74% |
| #12 deez 218.5p 4.39gb 23.76% |
| #19 johs 57.5p 0.61gb 3.31% |
| #20 turntablz 46.0p 0.46gb 2.50% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: |
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| Pretty surprising turn of events has taken assless guys to second place |
| this week from their old place on last week. Interestingly though it |
| might have looked like that they're doing worse with more trading and |
| johs slipping to bad habits, but they still managed to go up one place |
| even though borndead went from a good 0.x niggarbutts to 4.57. |
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| plusses and minuses of AMN |
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| - get borndead on rehab and you can fight for the first place |
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| 5. AE (Alter Ego) 364.0p 7.83gb |
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| SITES |
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| #5 * b*r n* * a* f* v*r * a*s * 328.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #13 thedude 210.0p 3.69gb 47.05% |
| #15 zipster 135.5p 2.86gb 36.50% |
| #18 kitt 69.5p 0.88gb 11.17% |
| #23 GNoCK 33.0p 0.27gb 3.44% |
| #27 Ares 4.5p 0.01gb 0.13% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AE, Absolutely Enigmatic |
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| The crazy events this week gave AE a free walk to the first place, because |
| of ZL... The talking car drops to <1 and that makes 3 guys out of 5 this |
| week under the cool line. |
| Arse gets the special award this week with his 0.01 traded. Only a god of |
| war could accomplish this, this guy must have a penis the size of a pepsi |
| bottle (right, I said it niggers, pepsi is better than cock-a-cola). |
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| plusses and minuses of AE |
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| + Ares rocking out the charts this week, HIGH FIVE!! |
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| /_________/ all time top uploaders |
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| 1) crypton/AOD 4456.0p 134.75gb |
| 2) bac/AOD 4241.0p 108.36gb |
| 3) sweeper/TFA 3818.5p 86.07gb |
| 4) username/TFA 3703.0p 77.74gb |
| 5) deez/AMN 3577.0p 69.18gb |
| 6) turntablz/AMN 3382.5p 74.75gb |
| 7) hudson/AMN 3052.5p 56.50gb |
| 8) nok/TFA 2890.5p 45.06gb |
| 9) preacher/ZL 2607.0p 55.92gb |
| 10) some14u/ZL 2405.0p 55.41gb |
| 11) c4g3/TFA 2076.0p 41.42gb |
| 12) thedude/AE 1924.0p 26.66gb |
| 13) rubyx/TFA 1833.0p 33.45gb |
| 14) mariak/TFA 1577.0p 29.99gb |
| 15) junk/ZL 1463.5p 24.54gb |
| 16) borndead/AMN 1447.5p 23.15gb |
| 17) NafeTs/TFA 1346.5p 17.21gb |
| 18) hound/AE 1244.5p 27.43gb |
| 19) redbone/AOD 1018.5p 20.28gb |
| 20) badlad/ZL 964.5p 10.96gb |
| 21) fuze/TFA 861.0p 15.85gb |
| 22) johs/AMN 755.0p 8.43gb |
| 23) kitt/AE 696.5p 7.08gb |
| 24) Satan/TFA 690.0p 7.91gb |
| 25) zipster/AE 670.5p 14.39gb |
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. /_ Ninjas can divide by zero. _\ .
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