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NiNJA #10 - WEEK 26
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| NiNJA #10 - WEEK 26 \/ |
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. Yay, a new ninja issue! and not even all that late :p More funny reviews .
| for you this week, and we even seem to be featuring a themesong this |
| issue! Oh and on a serious note, we'll be accepting votes this week for |
| new ranks: we will contact you when the scripts work... you know, drunk |
| driver-style scripting n all ;-) Enjoy this weeks issue! |
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| weekly upload top |
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| spot courier points gbytes avg pos |
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| - 1. crypton/AOD 374.0 16.10gb | 10/12 sites #1 |
| - 2. bac/AOD 354.0 10.42gb | 10/12 sites #1 |
| - 3. fuze/TFA 353.0 9.96gb | 10/12 sites #2 |
| - 4. sweeper/TFA 287.5 5.22gb | 10/12 sites #4 |
| - 5. turntablz/AMN 286.5 5.02gb | 10/12 sites #5 |
| - 6. deez/AMN 278.0 4.83gb | 10/12 sites #5 |
| - 7. rubyx/TFA 219.5 3.43gb | 10/12 sites #7 |
| - 8. username/TFA 207.0 3.08gb | 10/12 sites #8 |
| - 9. preacher/ZL 201.0 3.24gb | 8/12 sites #5 |
| - 10. nok/TFA 197.0 2.58gb | 9/12 sites #7 |
| - 11. thedude/AE 165.0 2.60gb | 7/12 sites #5 |
| - 12. hudson/AMN 165.0 2.23gb | 10/12 sites #10 |
| - 13. soh/TFA 117.5 1.75gb | 7/12 sites #7 |
| - 14. zipster/AE 113.5 2.48gb | 5/12 sites #3 |
| - 15. badlad/AE 112.0 1.30gb | 9/12 sites #11 |
| - 16. NafeTs/TFA 85.0 1.12gb | 10/12 sites #13 |
| - 17. kitt/AE 65.0 0.61gb | 4/12 sites #4 |
| - 18. mariak/TFA 62.0 0.97gb | 5/12 sites #6 |
| - 19. redbone/AOD 57.0 1.55gb | 4/12 sites #3 |
| - 20. GNoCK/AE 46.0 0.43gb | 9/12 sites #14 |
| - 21. borndead/AMN 45.0 0.60gb | 7/12 sites #10 |
| - 22. gero/AE 40.0 0.67gb | 2/12 sites #1 |
| - 23. pazo/ZL 25.0 0.49gb | 4/12 sites #5 |
| - 24. inka/AOD 13.0 0.06gb | 6/12 sites #10 |
| - 25. ninjaf/TFA 12.0 0.41gb | 2/12 sites #2 |
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| _ ____\ weekly group upload top |
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| 1. TFA (The Flaming Arrows) 373.0p 26.18gb |
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| SITES |
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| #1 * n* a* f* * * 240.0p |
| #2 b*r * v*r f* 133.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #3 fuze 353.0p 9.96gb 38.05% |
| #4 sweeper 287.5p 5.22gb 19.94% |
| #7 rubyx 219.5p 3.43gb 13.11% |
| #8 username 207.0p 3.08gb 11.77% |
| #10 nok 197.0p 2.58gb 9.85% |
| #13 soh 117.5p 1.75gb 6.69% |
| #16 NafeTs 85.0p 1.12gb 4.27% |
| #18 mariak 62.0p 0.97gb 3.71% |
| #25 ninjaf 12.0p 0.41gb 1.55% |
| #31 c4g3 5.0p 0.07gb 0.28% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: TFA, The Failed Abortions |
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| First of all, big ups for sweeper this week. His nerd-o-meter went down |
| to 5.22 niggarbuttz from last week's 11.39. Awesome effort, but what the |
| fuck happened. There's some furry rocking the charts this time?! Sounds |
| like asswiper had to get a second bot under a new name after his butt |
| buddies tried to get him stop this nonsense. G4yge did even better this |
| week, 0.07 (it's the god damn James Bond) niggarbuttz from 7.07. Even |
| better job, my respects fly out to you. Change your nickname to something |
| awesome next week, like zerocool or something, and you'll get a special |
| prize for it. I'm kind of disappointed to the rest of the guys, from five |
| guys <1.0 you went to only 2... my god, Robin, my bat senses are |
| tingling... or maybe it's the burrito I ate. Or the super AiDS. |
| |
| plusses and minuses of TFA |
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| + sweeper |
| +++ c4g3 |
| |
| My doubts started rising enough that I started thinking... maybe I'm onto |
| something here... sweeper seems to be doing alright, but then out of |
| nowhere... this fuze guy pops up.. I have to do some detective work... |
| it's not pretty, it's not something for kids... so be warned, friends... |
| |
| >> /wii FUZE |
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| 6:66 [ELiTENETWERK] -!- FUZE [FUZZIE@ELiTEZ.HACKERZ] |
| 6:66 [ELiTENETWERK] -!- ircname : FUZZIE McFUZZON |
| 6:66 [ELiTENETWERK] -!- channels : @#furrylove @#yiffyiff |
| @#we_love_sweepers_muscles |
| 6:66 [ELiTENETWERK] -!- server : *.SEKRAT [INTERNETZ] |
| 6:66 [ELiTENETWERK] -!- idle : 0 days 0 hours 0 mins 18 secs |
| [signon: Sat Jun 28 16:01:22 2008] |
| 6:66 [ELiTENETWERK] -!- End of WHOIS |
| |
| I think we're onto something here... lets do some inquiring... |
| |
| >> /query FUZE |
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| <I_R_NOT_NiNJA> sup guy |
| <FUZE> sup dude, asl |
| <I_R_NOT_NiNJA> I'M NOT THAT KINDA GIRL!!! |
| <I_R_NOT_NiNJA> tell it straight, are you sweeper |
| <FUZE> yes |
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| . |
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| <I_R_NOT_NiNJA> cyber? |
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| MY GOD!!! |
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| 2. AOD (Angels On Drugs) 368.0p 24.96gb |
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| SITES |
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| #1 b*r * v*r f* 140.0p |
| #2 * n* a* f* * * 228.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #1 crypton 374.0p 16.10gb 64.53% |
| #2 bac 354.0p 10.42gb 41.76% |
| #19 redbone 57.0p 1.55gb 6.21% |
| #24 inka 13.0p 0.06gb 0.23% |
| #26 damaster 11.0p 0.33gb 1.32% |
| #27 shdwmage 8.5p 0.04gb 0.18% |
| #28 nick 7.0p 0.03gb 0.10% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AOD, All outta Donuts |
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| Looks like the donut mafia fell down one place from last week's third |
| last place to second last. Crypton and bac are to blame for this... |
| shdwmage, you know what to do. Unleash the fury of Allah on these |
| infidels. Shdwmage and nick had a pretty close fight this week. Shaddy |
| must've accidentally uploaded one of those granny (you like those |
| dinosaur tits I've been talking about, admit it!) pics he's been asking |
| from me to a public dir or something.. be careful next week!!! I know |
| you can do it, get the first place!! BOMB THE JEWS! |
| Not much else to say, redboner could've done a bit better to keep the |
| dorkness in place. |
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| plusses and minuses of AOD |
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| + shaddy, nick and inka keeping it real |
| + dinosaur tits |
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| 3. AMN (AMNESiA) 337.0p 11.42gb |
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| SITES |
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| #3 * b*r n* a* v*r * f* 252.0p |
| #4 * f* * 85.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #5 turntablz 286.5p 5.02gb 43.93% |
| #6 deez 278.0p 4.83gb 42.30% |
| #12 hudson 165.0p 2.23gb 19.56% |
| #21 borndead 45.0p 0.60gb 5.24% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AMN, Allahuackbar, my nigras |
| |
| Great job guys, one place higher this week. Everyone else managed to do |
| better except deez who traded about a gb more than last week... don't |
| slip now! Borndead is doing great holding the lead again. Looks like |
| johs didn't do shit this week, this is how it should be done! |
| HIGH FIVE!!!! |
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| plusses and minuses of AMN |
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| + going up one place |
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| 4. AE (Alter Ego) 308.0p 8.11gb |
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| SITES |
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| #3 * f* * 90.0p |
| #4 * b*r n* v*r 170.0p |
| #5 a* * 48.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #11 thedude 165.0p 2.60gb 32.09% |
| #14 zipster 113.5p 2.48gb 30.51% |
| #15 badlad 112.0p 1.30gb 16.03% |
| #17 kitt 65.0p 0.61gb 7.57% |
| #20 GNoCK 46.0p 0.43gb 5.28% |
| #22 gero 40.0p 0.67gb 8.27% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AE, AnousE |
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| Oh shit guys, what happened? You were doing so great staying on top but |
| this week you've doubled on the nerd-o-meter?! Why?! Explain this, guys! |
| Lets break it down what went wrong. Thedude is still holding the bottom |
| of the chart with badlad but zipster, why did you go from 0.66 to 2.48?! |
| You can't afford these kind of slips and this is what happens.. Guys in |
| ZL are watching you for slip ups and they attack you like a bunch of |
| savage nigras raiding a KFC. GNoCK, the talking car and gero are keeping |
| the top part of the chart to themselves again and we can see some |
| changes in the order, but they're all keeping it cool now... I have a |
| feeling an epic battle is going to happen next week between AE and ZL, |
| but who will prevail? We'll find out next week. |
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| plusses and minuses of AE |
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| + epic battle |
| - you guys can't afford mistakes like this. Remember the memory rule how |
| to fight ZL; SAVAGE NIGRAS RAIDING A KFC, or in short: SNRAK! |
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| 5. ZL (Zip Lords) 267.0p 3.88gb |
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| SITES |
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| #4 a* * 51.0p |
| #5 * b*r n* * f* * 216.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #9 preacher 201.0p 3.24gb 83.61% |
| #23 pazo 25.0p 0.49gb 12.68% |
| #29 some14u 6.0p 0.14gb 3.58% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: ZL, Ziggetyzack, Lick (my nuts bitch) (a song by my band, |
| dedicated to ZL for their victory this week) |
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| Holy Moly guys, you managed to squeeze yourself from 8.76 to 3.88. This |
| is how professionals work, guys. Everyone else better look at how things |
| are run when you're taking the lead. The whole group managed to trade |
| less than like 6 guys by themselves!!! Truly inspirational. If only |
| preacher could have kept it down at the same level as pazo and some14u |
| and it would've been historical. Or hysterical, I don't know which. |
| I was gonna call you guys zionists this week but I don't think it's |
| necessary now that you're on top of the charts. |
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| plusses and minuses of ZL |
| |
| + this is a great moment, savour the taste of victory over the AnouzE |
| guys. |
| + keeping the jew down |
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| The Fresh Prince of Ninj-ayr, dedicated to ZL |
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| Now this is a story all about how |
| the mag charts got flipped upside down |
| And I'd like to take a minute just sit right here |
| I'll tell you how we become the number one guys in a mag called Ninj-ayr! |
| |
| In leet sites born and raised |
| On the internet is where I spent most of my days |
| ircin' out, relaxin', tradin', all cool |
| And all shootin' some shiznit in our irc chan |
| When a couple of guys they were up to no good |
| Started makin' trouble in my elite ef tee pee |
| I got in one epic battle and preacher raged |
| And said, "You're movin' down in the charts of Ninj-ayr!" |
| |
| I connected to my site and when I saw the welcome |
| The ascii work said Bobs Cable Site and it had a donkey having sex |
| with a woman |
| If anything I could say that this ascii was amazing |
| But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Ninj-ayr!" |
| |
| I pulled up to the 0d dir about 7 or 8 days old |
| And I yelled to the nuker yo holmes this shits wack |
| Looked at my admin panel and nuked the rels |
| so now I sit on the throne as the prince of Ninj-ayr! |
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| That's it for this week, folks. We've seen some dramatic battles again |
| and I have the feeling that things are going to get a lot more exciting |
| in the upcoming week. It's summertime, beer and weed is plenty, so there |
| should be enough shit to do so we don't have to sit on our asses at home |
| doing this. Love and buttsechs to everyone, lets keep it funny in the |
| future. |
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| 1) crypton/AOD 3233.0p 85.80gb |
| 2) turntablz/AMN 3150.5p 72.15gb |
| 3) sweeper/TFA 3127.5p 71.98gb |
| 4) bac/AOD 3088.0p 69.44gb |
| 5) deez/AMN 2917.0p 56.48gb |
| 6) username/TFA 2747.0p 54.14gb |
| 7) nok/TFA 2252.0p 32.49gb |
| 8) hudson/AMN 2196.5p 33.55gb |
| 9) preacher/ZL 1712.5p 27.20gb |
| 10) some14u/ZL 1625.5p 28.22gb |
| 11) mariak/TFA 1577.0p 29.99gb |
| 12) thedude/AE 1352.0p 17.35gb |
| 13) hound/AE 1244.5p 27.43gb |
| 14) c4g3/TFA 1133.0p 16.00gb |
| 15) NafeTs/TFA 1095.0p 14.31gb |
| 16) rubyx/TFA 996.5p 13.89gb |
| 17) borndead/AMN 897.0p 13.14gb |
| 18) badlad/AE 883.5p 10.14gb |
| 19) fuze/TFA 845.5p 15.80gb |
| 20) junk/ZL 803.5p 10.81gb |
| 21) redbone/AOD 751.5p 15.20gb |
| 22) Satan/TFA 655.0p 7.57gb |
| 23) johs/AMN 640.0p 7.20gb |
| 24) GNoCK/AE 529.0p 6.47gb |
| 25) wast/AMN 510.5p 6.99gb |
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. /_ Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines. _\ .
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