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NiNJA #9 - WEEK 25
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| NiNJA #9 - WEEK 25 \/ |
: Well, after missing last weeks issue (did anyone notice?) we found a :
. way to make it up to you this week. Our new reviewer is an outsider .
| to the trading world, yet he delivers some of the funniest reviews |
| I've ever read, so do enjoy, and hope for more in the coming weeks! |
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| weekly upload top |
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| spot courier points gbytes avg pos |
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| - 1. sweeper/TFA 400.0 11.39gb | 11/12 sites #1 |
| - 2. preacher/ZL 354.5 7.80gb | 10/12 sites #2 |
| - 3. c4g3/TFA 344.0 7.07gb | 10/12 sites #2 |
| - 4. bac/AOD 333.0 7.70gb | 11/12 sites #3 |
| - 5. turntablz/AMN 327.5 7.08gb | 11/12 sites #4 |
| - 6. crypton/AOD 305.5 5.57gb | 11/12 sites #5 |
| - 7. hudson/AMN 250.5 3.59gb | 11/12 sites #8 |
| - 8. username/TFA 242.5 4.39gb | 11/12 sites #7 |
| - 9. nok/TFA 237.5 3.82gb | 10/12 sites #7 |
| - 10. deez/AMN 216.0 3.01gb | 11/12 sites #9 |
| - 11. rubyx/TFA 178.0 1.99gb | 11/12 sites #11 |
| - 12. thedude/AE 167.5 2.13gb | 8/12 sites #7 |
| - 13. johs/AMN 157.0 1.52gb | 10/12 sites #11 |
| - 14. badlad/AE 119.0 1.40gb | 10/12 sites #12 |
| - 15. mariak/TFA 107.0 0.96gb | 7/12 sites #8 |
| - 16. gero/AE 58.0 0.80gb | 2/12 sites #1 |
| - 17. borndead/amn 58.0 0.48gb | 8/12 sites #12 |
| - 18. NafeTs/TFA 56.5 0.45gb | 11/12 sites #17 |
| - 19. zipster/AE 52.0 0.66gb | 6/12 sites #8 |
| - 20. pazo/ZL 47.0 0.88gb | 5/12 sites #5 |
| - 21. Satan/TFA 44.0 0.27gb | 10/12 sites #15 |
| - 22. ninjaf/tfa 42.0 0.68gb | 2/12 sites #1 |
| - 23. redbone/AOD 36.0 0.60gb | 6/12 sites #8 |
| - 24. kitt/AE 33.0 0.25gb | 5/12 sites #8 |
| - 25. some14u/ZL 26.5 0.21gb | 6/12 sites #10 |
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| 1. TFA (The Flaming Arrows) 410.0p 25.68gb |
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| SITES |
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| #1 * b*r n* * a* f* m* v*r * a*s * f* 440.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #1 sweeper 400.0p 11.39gb 44.38% |
| #3 c4g3 344.0p 7.07gb 27.55% |
| #8 username 242.5p 4.39gb 17.10% |
| #9 nok 237.5p 3.82gb 14.87% |
| #11 rubyx 178.0p 1.99gb 7.76% |
| #15 mariak 107.0p 0.96gb 3.72% |
| #18 NafeTs 56.5p 0.45gb 1.75% |
| #21 Satan 44.0p 0.27gb 1.06% |
| #22 ninjaf 42.0p 0.68gb 2.63% |
| #30 tohuk 4.0p 0.09gb 0.33% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: TFA, the flaming ass or something. |
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| Asswiper or something of the ass horde is rocking out the charts, but |
| lets get real here. We're competing here who wastes the most of his time. |
| Good job sweeper! c4g3 might be another lost cause but looks like rest of |
| the gang has realised there's more to life than sending friggin files |
| around. Sweeper is probably running some bot anyways or maybe he's |
| asian... the difference is very slim. |
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| plusses and minuses of TFA |
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| + five guys with less than one jiggawats of time wasting, good job guys. |
| Maybe next week you'll manage to do this with seven guys. |
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| - c4g3's name because it reminds me of johny cage's movies. They're so |
| bad I just pissed and shit myself from remembering them. |
| - sweeper is asian. ps soccer is fucking stupid. It's a faggy sport. |
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| 2. AMN (AMNESiA) 383.0p 12.77gb |
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| SITES |
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| #2 * b*r n* * a* v*r 266.0p |
| #3 f* m* * a*s * f* 144.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #5 turntablz 327.5p 7.08gb 55.41% |
| #7 hudson 250.5p 3.59gb 28.12% |
| #10 deez 216.0p 3.01gb 23.61% |
| #13 johs 157.0p 1.52gb 11.87% |
| #17 borndead 58.0p 0.48gb 3.79% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AMN, AMNESiA |
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| Holy shit their group name is so ELiTE it turns my dick to a copper bar. |
| Not as lively but almost as thin and changes colour. Not much to say about |
| their effort, except that borndead should probably beat some sense into |
| turntablz. I'm not even gonna say anything about turntablz's |
| nickname, I'm sure he gets enough of it from his fellow group mates. Not |
| everyone gets to pick out cool names like hudson did. |
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| plusses and minuses of AMN |
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| + ELiTE |
| + borndead and his great effort at keeping transfers to minimum |
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| 3. AOD (Angels On Drugs) 365.0p 11.88gb |
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| SITES |
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| #2 f* m* * a*s * f* 152.0p |
| #3 * v*r 63.0p |
| #4 * b*r n* a* 178.5p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #4 bac 333.0p 7.70gb 64.78% |
| #6 crypton 305.5p 5.57gb 46.86% |
| #23 redbone 36.0p 0.60gb 5.02% |
| #26 citizen 21.0p 0.50gb 4.23% |
| #27 damaster 11.0p 0.11gb 0.92% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AOD, Angels of Dorkness |
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| Pretty good effort here guys. Bac is at the bottom of the list with his |
| whopping total of something (honestly who even reads these stats or |
| these mags. theyre about as useful as me for my group and probably almost |
| as funny). Nothing much to say about the other guys, keep up the good |
| work. Maybe one day you'll be able to give this whole thing up. |
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| plusses and minuses of AOD |
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| + crypton sounds like a cool guy, probably a fan of super man comics. |
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| 4. ZL (Zip Lords) 338.5p 8.76gb |
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| SITES |
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| #3 * b*r n* a* 189.0p |
| #4 * * a*s * 93.5p |
| #5 f* v*r 56.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #2 preacher 354.5p 7.80gb 89.06% |
| #20 pazo 47.0p 0.88gb 10.06% |
| #25 some14u 26.5p 0.21gb 2.42% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: Zippers Loose |
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| I don't know, these guys sound kind of perverse. I better not say |
| anything bad about them or they'll beat me up with their keyboards. |
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| plusses and minuses of zipsters |
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| + dicks hanging out |
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| 5. AE (Alter Ego) 315.5p 4.90gb |
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| SITES |
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| #4 f* v*r 59.5p |
| #5 * b*r n* * a* * a*s * 256.0p |
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| COURIERS |
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| #12 thedude 167.5p 2.13gb 43.42% |
| #14 badlad 119.0p 1.40gb 28.58% |
| #16 gero 58.0p 0.80gb 16.38% |
| #19 zipster 52.0p 0.66gb 13.54% |
| #24 kitt 33.0p 0.25gb 5.16% |
| #29 GNoCK 6.0p 0.04gb 0.82% |
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| GROUP REVIEW: AE, ArsE |
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| It was a tough fight but these guys won the race. Even their top guy |
| probably traded only a handful of beastiality. Great job guys. |
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| plusses and minuses of AE |
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| + CoCK and his total amount of trading. Did he win a race on an nfo or |
| what the fuck happened here? What ever you're doing, keep at it. |
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| In general this was a great fucking week. 11 guys (if I counted it right, |
| probably didn't) managed to keep their trading in the range of zero to 1 |
| jiggerbitz. |
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| 1) turntablz/AMN 2864.0p 67.13gb |
| 2) crypton/AOD 2859.0p 69.70gb |
| 3) sweeper/TFA 2840.0p 66.76gb |
| 4) bac/AOD 2734.0p 59.02gb |
| 5) deez/AMN 2639.0p 51.65gb |
| 6) username/TFA 2540.0p 51.06gb |
| 7) nok/TFA 2055.0p 29.91gb |
| 8) hudson/AMN 2031.5p 31.32gb |
| 9) some14u/ZL 1619.5p 28.08gb |
| 10) mariak/TFA 1515.0p 29.02gb |
| 11) preacher/ZL 1511.5p 23.95gb |
| 12) hound/AE 1244.5p 27.43gb |
| 13) thedude/AE 1187.0p 14.75gb |
| 14) c4g3/TFA 1128.0p 15.93gb |
| 15) NafeTs/TFA 1010.0p 13.20gb |
| 16) borndead/amn 852.0p 12.54gb |
| 17) junk/ZL 803.5p 10.81gb |
| 18) rubyx/TFA 777.0p 10.45gb |
| 19) badlad/AE 771.5p 8.84gb |
| 20) redbone/AOD 694.5p 13.65gb |
| 21) Satan/TFA 655.0p 7.57gb |
| 22) johs/AMN 640.0p 7.20gb |
| 23) wast/AMN 510.5p 6.99gb |
| 24) forsaken/AOD 502.0p 6.36gb |
| 25) fuze/TFA 492.5p 5.84gb |
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