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BCHell: Volume 1 Issue 6

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Volume 1 Issue 6

02.07.2000

Editor-in-Chief:

  • Doktor Che (doktor_che@hotmail.com)

Contributing Editors

  • slave (slave@marijuana.com)
  • Mister Roboto (mr_roboto@fnkewl.com)

If you're stupid enough to do this shit and get caught, its your own fault.

No one involved with this magazine have ever done any of it.
If you blame us for making you do it, the cops will probably laugh at you.
We told you not to.

CONTENTS

  • Intr0 (By Doktor Che)
  • Urban Exploration: The Art of Going Where You're Not Supposed To (by Doktor Che)
  • The Art of Brain Washing (by slave)
  • A Gay Letter (Submitted by Doktor Che)

Intr0

by Doktor Che

Welcome to the issue 6 of BCHell. I promise I won't slack off anymore.
Issue 7 won't be this bad.....
PLEASE SUBMIT SOMETHING...........ANYTHING...........PLEASE!!!!!!

Urban Exploration: The Art of Going Where You're Not Supposed To

by Doktor Che

What is urban exploration? Well, if you couldn't tell from the title, you're an idiot. Urban exploration takes many forms: exploring abandoned buildings, underground tunnels, institutions like hospitals or schools, government buildings, hotels...

Well, now I'm rambling. Anyway, you get the picture.
Since I'm a wuss who doesn't want to step in something icky, I'll avoid tunnels and abandoned buildings.

SCHOOLS:

Elementary schools are out. They're too small, there's nothing of any interest, and trust me, you won't blend in.
High Schools are 50/50. If its too small, the staff will notice you pretty quick. A bigger school might yield more opportunity, but I'd rather avoid them altogether.

If you're hell-bent on exploring a school, colleges are your best bet.
The population is bigger, so you can hide in plain sight

HOTELS!
HOSPITALS!
GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS!
WHAT TO DO WHEN INSIDE!
IN THE NEXT ISSUE!

The Art of Brain Washing

by slave

This a guide to reprogramming people to change their beliefs and maybe even worship you. I know more people should be worshipping me. Anyways results depend on the person, time spent, and how good you were, so they really vary. Oh well.

I am assuming you have bagged your victim and you wanna make him a solider in some army of satan or something. You will want to throw him in a cell that is sound proof, underground (no light), and is very dull looking (concrete walls, painted grey, etc), that wasy their senses will be dulled.

To start off make sure that they sleep irregular hours so they lose track of time. Morale should be lowered. Limit food, water, tobbaco intake. If the victim is addicted to anything (cigarettes, drugs) limit just right so that they will beg you to have it but they don't get any satisfaction from giving it up.

Before your victim will be allowed to get any food, water, drugs, sex, make them do some tasks. At first make it pointless tasks, like killing 100 bugs or scraping the rust of a pan with a nail. Do this until they start doing it right away and no refusal and gradually move it up doing stuph against their religion, political beliefs, etc and do stuph that are your beliefs, if they continue to disobey, even with no food start using torture method.

When your torturing your victim you want no shit, just pure pain. I mean nipple pulling and testicle clamps. (If you can take the pain you are about to inflict.) If you don't use methods like this, then don't use them all the time or else you might start taking the pain. And if you do it just enough the fear of having the pain is about bad enough.

After using all of these methods you are on your way to having a new cult cohort.
(You can alway use another person to worship you)
When brain washing someone it really varies on the person, but on the average person this might break them, with time.

A Gay Letter

Received by Doktor Che

From: Slimy@home.com Save Address Block Sender
To: doktor_che@hotmail.com Save Address
Subject: BC heck
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 22:46:55 -0800

BCTELL is now telus. You should change your name

To which I replied:

Fuck you.
I didn't merge with anyone. We've always been BCHell and always will be.
Don't tell me what I should do.


Once again fuck you,
Doktor Che
-------------------
Heh, what kind of name is Slimy anyway?


This is the end. Stop reading now.

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