Clete & Don's Excellent Adventure - part 2
Fry Fest I
Okay, This story is about a little party we had called a Fry Fest.
What usually happens at a fry fest is that we get a bunch of people together and drop acid. Now, dropping acid by yourself, or with someone else is usually quite a hoot in its self, but when you get a sizeable number of people together all frying really hard, its such a fucking scream, you wouldn't believe it.
This particular time, we were at Pauls house, his toads were gone for the week, so we saw this as an opportune time for this. There were 5 of us there we were going to have a sixth person, but it turned out to be his birthday so he couldn't come, poor guy. Me, Clete, Joe and Lee all dropped 2 hits spaced an hour apart, and Paul only took one hit. Now the guy we got it from said to be careful with this stuff, cuz it was really powerful, and damn was he right.
Shortly after we dropped the second hit, we got the total speed trip and decided to go on a walk. Up some big hill, not a bright idea, so we did that for a while till someone finally figured out just how stupid of an idea it was, and we went back to Pauls.
When we got to Pauls we were just starting to peak, I was off walking through the ivy in his front yard while everyone called me idiot, personally, i thought it was pretty trippy. At any rate we managed to make it to the top of the hill behind Pauls house, cause it wasn't that big. There are eucalyptus trees up there and they had dropped all those funky looking berries. I think it was Joe who was the first to throw one, and i believe he threw it at me. As soon as he did this, everyone caught a massive trail off his arm, which thus led into 2 hours of everyone throwing these things at each other and alternately watching the clouds, the dialogue at this point was rather amusing.
"Whoooooaaa, NICE trail."
"Fuuuuuck"
"Hey! Cloud time!"
(Everyone lays down on there back)
"Whooooa, fuuuuuck"
"Sun HOT! OW!"
This went on for quite a while. Eventually I went into the house to get a coke and never made it back outside. I ended up sitting against the door in the kitchen that led outside wondering what happened to my 3-D perspective. I evidentially left it on the hill, bummer. I watched the cupboard doors swim and contort in small circles, while all the items in the cupboards danced. The cupboard doors had glass in the middle so this wasn't a problem. The floor also reminded me of the ocean with big rolling waves.
After some amount of time, Clete and Paul came into the house looking for me and got lost in their own hallucinations. Clete was sitting on the couch looking at the wood ceiling and saying something about faces. Paul was lying down in the middle of hall doing nothing, I think he logged on POPnet a couple of times too, but I'm not sure. As for Lee and Joe, they were still on the hill watching the tree and climbing into their heads. They eventually made it back to the house, and i played them a song a composed on the Adlib. Well, this was quite trippy and blew everyone away.
After that I don't remember a whole lot, the next hour or so was quite fuzzy I do remember opening the fridge and watching the back of it fall away, and it didn't stop doing that all day.
At one point Clete walked into Pauls room and saw Joe sitting at the computer with something similar to this on the screen...
POPnet\Chat
P,C,B,Y,A
Broadcast
Triptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptrip
DU#@(UF+#$F9jef12y39eu)#@(ud02i#)DF@*$#Y09U@$#F
29Y$#F@)$#(HF)@8h0iU@)~#(E*&_#ER)@(&#)RF(U@#R
NO CARRIER
Clete exclaims
"Oh No, Joe dropped carrier"
Which was pretty much the gist of it, then joe limped of to the bathroom and we didn't see him for another half an hour, meanwhile, Lee tears out the door. Why we don't know, but we found her walking in circles in the front yard, she had yanked her sweatshirt off and tossed it on the ground, and she was being pretty incoherent, so Paul and I decided to calm her down, which lead to a very funny conversation about green things and how they are good, we managed to somehow relate everything to green.
"Look, that lady over at the next house, she's watering the ivy"
"So?"
"Well, she's keeping it green, and thats good, so she must be good therefore se must be green"
"yeah"
"Green is good"
Lee also claimed that the cement walkway tried to eat Pauls dog, kinda wish I could have seen that. As to what happened to Joe, i don't know, he just kinda spun of in a weird trip in the bathroom and forgot to leave.
After we all clamed down we decided we could use a walk and some fresh air. We left Pauls and started walking towards Acalanes since it was really close by. We walked through the nearly deserted halls, tripping off the echos. We walked around to the back of the school and Joe and Lee decided they had a lot of speed in their system they needed to work off, so they ran around the back field, they got about halfway across the field and decided they had had enough running now, and wanted to go back, but were to tired. Oddness. We also managed to find one of those stupid filmstrips you used to love in the 5th grade, but this one was on child abuse, since all we had were the pictures and tape to go with it, and a good amount of LSD in our systems still, we made some interesting observations as to what the film was about, we came up with something like, you spank your kids and they send you and the children to the SPCA, but this didn't make any sense to we threw it away.
On the way down to Acalanes we passed this cal-trans orange truck that had some oxidation, I observed that it left a bad taste in my mouth. (those colors just do that) Joe accused me of tasting cars.
Well, after about an hour we decided we had had enough of Acalanes and went back to Pauls to listen to some nifty music and mellow out.
Us walking along the street must have been interesting, 5 kids, all with shades on, at dusk, walking fast, and laughing. ah well.
So we get to Pauls and watch Dazzle again, but it wasn't quite as fun as it was while we were peaking, wed watch the thing, and the patterns would extend beyond the screen, but this didn't happen the second time, so Joe and Clete started playing racing games, while Lee, Paul and I went to Pauls room and listened to music. We listen to Animals, by Pink Floyd, and hallucinated to in the dark, while were coming down, damn good album. After we got done listening to it, we put it away as naturally we would, but in the back ground we heard some dogs barking, well, Lee and I figured they had escaped of the CD so we had to put the CD back in the player and get those dogs back in the music. Luckily it only took us 5 minutes to figure out what was really going on. Damn neighbours and their dogs. So the we put in the wall, smoked some shake and felt nifty, when we got done with that, we decided to leave, since Pauls sister might come home soon, and we didn't want her to find 5 people frying there I don't think she would have understood. So we all piled in cars and headed to Lees apartment, Paul did leave a not for his sister though, went something like this...
We went to Lees
Have too many cars
See ya tomorrow
Paul
I wonder what his sister thought of that. On the way to lees we stopped by Safeway and picked up tons of food, a 12-pack of coke, a chocolate cream pie a fat box of milkduds (which just about killed us, those things are a bitch to chew) and a bunch of chips and things. We ate it all in about 20 minutes, kinda frightening. Watching really great cartoons and laughing, that was about the end of that trip.
The whole time, we bitched and moaned about not having pot, and not being able to get any, we also had the problem of wondering where the sixth person was, which, of course, was right behind you.
All in all it was a successful Fry Fest. Fry Fest II didn't go over so well as I heard, i had something else to do and couldn't make it, but Fry Fest III is soon, and that should be the most fun, Ill write about that as soon as it happens.
Until next time, Fry with impunity, and don't do it without pot.
Next time:
Redondo Beach
(C)1991 Clete'N'Don Productions
