Terrorist Home Companion 4: More Creative Ideas
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| Terrorist Home Companion IV |_______________________________________________
| "More Creative Ideas" |
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| By: The CPA and The Dead Kennedy / aRu db ---- ----- db |
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| An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 db Pistop..........504-774-7126 db |
|Some ideas by: Mr. Steroid and friends qp qp |
| Typed by: CPA, Edited & Title by: TDK db db |
|_____________________________________________________________________________|Doorstop Bomb
Take a .22 caliber bullet and remove the lead. Pack a wad of paper in the open cavity and make sure that the gunpowder is still firmly packed in place. Now, take a BB and tape it to the firing cap. Go to the door stop (the spring kind with the rubber tip work great!) and remove the rubber cap and slip the shell into the hole in the center of the spring. Pack it in there tightly, wrap tape around the shell if it does not fit snuggly}~PNext, replace the rubber cap if you can. You want the end with the BB taped to it sticking out of the stopper. When someone opens the door into the stopper, bam! You can leave the lead in the shell if you wanna risk killing the victim or an innocent bystander.
Flashbulb Fun
If you take a flashcube and pull out the little bulbs in it, you will discover that when you smash the little power suckers, they go off! They are real hot too! Just about hot enough to be an igniter. Try taping one to a doorstop with a fuse of your favorite pyrotechnic taped to it. Try taping one to the inside of a gas pump "Holster", if you wish. Just make sure that the bulb will get a good smack and it will go off. Don't try it in your hands or anything like that because the magnesium in the bulb will burn the living hell out of you.
House Bomb
O.K. so this one is really sick. Go into the home of your victim and tape or superglue a couple of kitchen matches to the bottom of the door so that the tips will drag on the ground. Now tape or glue some light grit sanding paper or emery cloth to the floor in the path of the oncoming matches. That was easy, now you go around the house and put out the pilot lights and crank up the gas. Get em all out first or you may be part of the bomb. Now, get out of the house before you sufficate! Stop!! DON'T USE THE SAME DOOR TO LEAVE!!!! O.K. you can sit back and wait for the bar-b-que family to get home and watch the fireworks or you can move away to the nearest friendly neighboring country. If you do decide to stay, don't stand too close, or you may end up a tater tot.
Wimp Startler
Simple, cheap, safe. Blow up a clear balloon inside of a light fixture so that it touches the lightbulb. If possible, have it on top of the bulb because heat rises and will pop the balloon sooner (before the geek says, "Gee, its kinda not as bright as it used to be." When the light goes on, the balloon goes off. Nothing great but you won't go to jail for it.
Light Igniter
If you smash even a burned out light bulb and twist the ends of the element together, it makes a beauty of a starter for any fire needed explosion device. Just tape on the old fuse and leave.
Starter Startler
You can take a wire and run it from the coil in your pals car to the steering wheel (if it's metal) or to the ignition key slot. When quizmo goes to start his car- buzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! Nothing like smoking fingers! This one has interesting side effects on pace maker patients.
Party Balloom
Before your next party where smoking and drinking will occur (I do so hate cigarette smoke), fill up a few balloons with natural gas from the stove or bar-b-que. When you pals (or enemies) get loaded and start popping the balloons, like they always will. Some dork will decide to pop a few with his stogey. If all goes well, one of them might give him a little surprise.
Auto Annihilator
You owners of pick up trucks are already in possession of urban assault vehicles. All you need is some nice size rollable objects, some cord, and some duct tape. Tape over the latch that hold the tailgate shut. Tie a cord from the inside of the cab to the tailgate to hold it closed. Now, put a bowling ball, shopping cart, tire, large diameter steel pipe, etc. in the bed of the truck. It must be large enough to roll over the gap between the tailgate and the bed. So now your cruising along the interstate at 65mph and some prick pisses you off. Just pull ahead of him, floor it, and release the tailgate cord. Now look in the rearview mirror. Where is the asshole? Oh, that's him spinning out of control with a grocery cart stuck in his grill. Or is that him over there in the ditch along side of the road. No! wait! that's him speeding up to catch you! No problem. You were smart enough to have a few more goodies tied to another cord, like a bowling ball. Let her rip! Wham! Yeah, that's him with the broken steering rods smashing into the divider. I knew he was back there somewhere. Try it going up a steep hill or a bridge to take out more happy motorists.
Flare Fun
Take the glass off of a light bulb and fill it with the yellow make from grinding up the inside of a road flare. Tape the glass back on and screw it back into the socket. Give a new meaning to the "Red Light" district.
Non-Handymans Bomb
Go to the nearest auto parts store and pick up a pack of road flares and an aerosol can of starter fluid. Take the flare and duct tape it to the can so that the first inch or so of the flare will burn with out touching the side of the can. When you wanna blow it up, use the handy little scratch-n-start piece of the flare and let it blow. Not too difficult, eh?
Fun With Cyano
You call it superglue, we call it fun. Any Cyanoacrilate glue will do the job. It is the best prankster material ever produced by a manufacturer. Here are a few ideas to get you started. Glue the door to the school shut. Glue car doors, car locks, and car trunks. Glue money to the floor at the mall. On a busy day at the mall, put some on a coin and roll it in front of some lozers. It won't dry until it hits their skin because it needs moisture to dry. Spill some on your enemies pants. Glue the dictionary shut. Glue books to the table at t8e# library. Glue windshield wipers down. Glue gaps caps on. The possibilities are endless. Cyano takes a while to dry on metal surfaces. When you put a few drops of cyano in baking soda or on saw dust, it turns to a rock hard substance. Fill the desired spot with the powder, and apply as much glue as necessary.
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/ Terrorist Home Companion IV "More Creative Ideas" \
| (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us |
| "Lead us not into temptation.. Tell us where it is, we'll find it" -TDK |
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