Terrorist Home Companion 3: Anarchy in the Suburbs!
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| / Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ "Anarchy in the Suburbs!" \ |
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| | By: The Dead Kennedy & Repo Man Call These: | |
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| | An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 Silicon Valley......504-241-3452 | |
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\__________________________________________________________________________/Dept. Store Fun
Most department stores have those little clamp on deals that they stick on clothes to keep people from stealing them. Do what you must do to get one of these (a friend who is employed there, hold the place up, whatever). Find some lady with 3-5 kids, a stroller, a huge purse and lots of other stuff that would make her look suspicious. Stumble by and plant this little devices in one of her pockets and wait by the exit. when she walks out.. Bells! Cops! the works.. And to top it all off, one embarrased lady! Another way is to take the thing home and rip the little metal thing out of it (looks like a piece of card board with metal wrapped around it). Place it deep in your wallet or in your pants and wait around by the entrance. When you see the same type of person going out, you go in! Same effects. Only problem is, you have to get back out! I suggest just leaving the little prize on someone in the store and leaving (don't hang around, or do it at the same store twice, the Cops may get suspicious of you).
Street Fun
Take some fishing line and run it across the street. Next, hang rocks, bolts, sinkers, etc. at windshield level. Find a telephone pole or a tree to run it across on. Another thing to do is to use light string to tie 2 garbage cans together and run the string across the street. If you can't figure out what that does, you shouldn't be reading this file!
Bolt Bomb
Take a bolt, 2 washers, and 2 nuts. Screw on the first bolt, place a washer after it. Put gun powder on the washer, put the next washer on, and screw on the last nut so that the nut is hanging out past the end of the bolt and the 2 washers are pushed together. Drop the bolt on the bottom nut and it will explode. Nothing big, but it is re-usable. Kinda like the space shuttle. Uh, scratch that last part.
Spoke Gun
Take a bicycle spoke and that little nut that holds it onto the rim. Screw the spoke into the the nut a little bit. Powderize a match head and push it into the nut. Pack a wad of paper into the nut with another spoke. Hold the device from the end that doesn't have the screw on it and then hold a flame under the nut. When it gets hot enough, it will blow up and send the paper flying. This is small scale. If you wanted to, you could use a piece of threaded rod and a 1 1/2 inch long nut to make the results a little more interesting. You can even add your own projectiles. Just be sure that the paper is in tight enough to compact the powder.
Flour & Gas
Take a new bag of ordinary household flour and pour gas on it. Light it and drop it off of something high onto a hard surface. No explosion, but it gives a nice efect. Kinda like an Atomic Bomb.
PineSol & Cl
Wrap some chlorine up in a paper towel and tie it up tight. Next, tape it high on the inside of a Mayonnaise jar (See illus. 'A'). Fill the bottom of the jar up (don't touch the paper!) with PineSol. Screw the top back on and place it on the ground. When ready, knock the jar over and run like a bat out of hell (haul the mail, cruise, mobeelin', bust ass, do what you have to do, just get away!). It will explode, and release alot of chlorine gas. Don't breathe it in! It will kill you!
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Fill a hefty bag with gas from a gas stove. Tape a fuse to it and light it. Have a book of matches at the end of the fuse to insure ignition. Woof! No more hefty bag! Or if you want to add some fun to it, forget the fuse and just shoot bottle rockets at it. Same effect.
Door Shock
For this, you will need a 12 volt transformer. Strip about 1 inch off of the end of each wire. Run the wires out of your bedroom door. Place some electrical tape on the bottom of the outside door knob and then tape the bare wires down so they won't touch. Disguise the wires so they won't look suspicious. Turn on the transformer and wait for a victim. This is the ultimate in privacy protection devices. Don't use more than 12 volts. You can kill somebody.
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| | Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ "Anarchy in the suburbs" | |
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| | (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us | |
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| | "If the shoe fits, try it on the other foot, and it will feel | |
| | different" -Repo Man | |
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| | Note: The Mentor in previous files with The Dead Kennedy is >NOT< the | |
| | same Mentor who turned in those people for Phreaking. -TDK | |
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