Terrorist Home Companion 2: The Day After
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| | By: The Dead Kennedy / aRu | | 504-774-7126 | |
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| | An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 | | 504-241-3452 | |
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It's time for another file to be written. People tell me "From your files, you don't look very much like an Anarchist, I mean, you use fair grammar and all..". I would just like to say that I am an Anarchist, not an illiterate (sounds pretty fake coming from some one in New Orleans).. Also, as you can see, I'm running out of ideas. If anyone has any good ideas or even thoughts about making bombs, tell me. I can take a thought and turn it into a Cat Bomb for instance.. On to the Bombs!
Shocking Experience
Run a wire from spark plug #1 on your car (preferably 6 or 8 cylinder engine) out to the bumper. Fix a rubber platform to the bumper (if you have a metal one) and attach a coat hanger to the wire and prop it up like a ram-rod. Next, pull up behind some fool outside of a shopping mall waiting to pick someone up. Touch the coat hanger to the car and rev up your engine a little. The next person to touch a metal part of the car will get a 12 volt current through their whole body! Not enough to kill (unless the guy has a pace maker), but enough to make them jump and scare the shit out of 'em!
Cat Bomb
Take a full can of tuna. Open it, remove all of the tuna and clean it out real good. Drill a small hole in the side and then nail the can down to a piece of plywood. Take a Champagne Party Popper and remove the little explosive device on the string. Run this through the hole (so the explosive in on the inside and the string on the outside) and fill the can up with about 1/8 inch of gunpowder (Heavily salt-petered for easy ignition). Place the lid back on and pack it down good. Use Clay or Silicon to seal up the cracks on the sides. Put some of the tuna back on top and place the bomb in the path of some soon to be suprised feline! Tie a string to the igniter string and hide about 20-30 feet away. When the cat stops to have a bite, pull the string! And if all works well, the device should explode and scare or kill the little furry bastard.
Loud Pipe Bomb
Mix Potassium Perchlorate with some 600 mesh Aluminum Powder in a 2/1 ratio. Drill a small hole in a small piece of 1/4 in. copper tubing. Place a fuse in the hole, pack the tube with the above mixture, and close both ends of the tube. If you don't know what to do from here, you shouldn't be reading this!
Bird Buster
This isn't really a bomb, but it's fun anyway! Place some Alka-Seltzer in someones bird feeder. When the bird eats it, it starts producing gas. The bird can't release the gas and if he ate enough, he should explode!
Tennis Ball
Take a box of kitchen matches and saw all of the heads off (must be white tips! The kind you can light on the ground!). Get a tennis ball and pop a little hole in the top. Put the match heads in the tennis ball untill it is full (this takes a while). Throw it at hard as you can at your target. If the match heads were packed tight enough, it should produce a nice sized explosion.
Time Delay
These are the simplest forms of time delays for bombs that use fuses. (1) Light a cigarette and break off the filter. Place the end of the fuse in the end where the filter used to be. In about 10-15 minutes, your device should go off. (2) Set up your bomb on a wooden platform (When planting bombs, I always do so I don't have to waste time setting up). Place a drop of glue on the wood and mount a party candle on it. Lay the fuse of the bomb across the candle where it cannot move and the flame cannot miss it. These "always" work and I have never had any problem with either one.
Drink Fun
If you want to have some fun and scare on of your friends, take a 9 volt battery and drop it in his or her drink. When they go to take a sip, they'll get a small shock and probably spill their drink all over themselves.
Locker Fun
If you would like to get revenge on someone in school, wait till before a real long holiday (or a weekend if you can't wait). Take an apple and grate it on the locker vents. If the person doesn't find out, in about a day or so, his or her lcoker should be surrounded by fruit flies and all of their belongings should stink pretty bad!
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| | Terrorist Home Companion ][ "The Day After" By: The Dead Kennedy / aRu | |
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| | Original Name (Terrorist Home Companion) By: The Mentor | |
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| | Special Thanks to: BugByter, Soft Jock, Blue Max | |
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| | (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us | |
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| | "Where there's a will, there's a dead person" -TDK | |
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