Premier Issue of Mutation Magazine
Welcome to the Premier Issue of Mutation Magazine.
Mutation magazine is a spoof of all k-rad elite magazines.
This magazine is meant to offer a breath of fresh air to all of the many concentrating-so-hard-on-being-elite-that-I-popped-a-blood-vessel types. It is in many cases facetious and in almost all cases tongue-in-cheek. We do include several non-fiction files and articles in each magazine just to keep you guessing, but for the most part this magazine is for entertainment purposes only. When some items included in this magazine seem to be controversial to some extent, don't worry - we planned it that way and enjoy watching you all squirm.
Splice
Mutation Magazine
Mutation magazine was coded completely in assembler and as such has one of the fastest interfaces seen in a magazine. Some routines such as display functions actually had to be delayed in order for them to be more than little flashes of light on the CRT. Mutation magazine currently has but two on-staff writers: Splice and Einstein. Strangely enough, they also are responsible for its production, Splice the programming, and Einstein the graphics.
Splice is a current NuKE member and as such enjoys immense access to the latest virus and trojan related materials. He is also well known in the hacking and phreaking scene as he was part of the original group which released BlueBeep.
Einstein is a current Union member who specializes in ANSI/RIP artwork for various systems around the country. In doing this, he has come in contact with all facets of the national underground community. He is well qualified to draw parallels between it and our own local little hell.
If you would like to join the Mutation team and take an oath affirming that you will never transpose the letters 's' and 'z', then by all means please get in contact with us. How to contact us will be left up to you.
Splice and Einstein
Mutation Magazine Credits
Mutation ASM Interface by: Splice
Mutation ANSI Graphics by: Einstein
Authors of articles are denoted in their articles.
Greetings and Thanks
- ARiSToTLE: Thanks for the laughs and the offhanded "Here, download this."
- Imperial: If you can read this you must have got a new computer.
- Felix/Aux1: "Hey dude you wanna go to thsix thone thsix?"
- Immortus: Yeah we all know you're Splice... hahhaha
- CyberTron: Messed Up Shitty Trashy Assed Nigger Getup (MUSTANG)
- Carlton S.: nah... too easy...
A Special Pedophilic Greeting
- Carlton S.: Ever wonder where all those little kids with their faces on the milk cartons go? (Sorry.. couldn't resist..)
Letters to the Editor
S: denotes comments by Splice
E: denotes comments by Einstein
Dear Mutation Magazine:
Even though I've never seen your magazine, I felt compelled to write you.
My name is Carlton Smith, Jr., and I run the Crystal Clear Ideas EBBS.
--S: The child molester guy??
--E: no no no... he just takes pictures..
--S: oh... well thats ok then.
I would like to inform you that I disapprove of your magazine, and all of the ideas contained therein. I feel that the gross personal attacks which are fielded against me are completely undeserved.
--S: Speaking of gross personal attacks...!
--E: hehe
Furthermore, I find it unnerving that trash like you would be allowed to publish these unfounded lies about me. I am a highly respected member of the community, and though I am not that terribly involved in it, I do have a good reputation.
--S: (neighbor to police) "He was a quiet man....."
In closing, I demand a full retraction of all heinous and untruthful statements that your magazine in this issue published about me. Take these filthy lies and shove them where the sun does not shine.
--E: I bet he'd like to shove more than that up there.
Cordially,
Carlton Smith, Jr.
Sysop: C.C.I. EBBS
An Exercise in Facetiety
by Splice
"EXiLED is a new H/P group with a new attitude towards information. We want a group that gets along, learns constantly, and fights against oppression of the freedom of information and the freedom of our right to learn. EXiLED is about sharing what you know, EXiLED is about expanding your mind."
-Deadpool in FUSION Magazine Premier
I couldn't agree more with Deadpool and the whole EXiLED bunch. I share all of their opinions about freedom of information. I don't believe that anyone has the right to hide anything or keep certain information that is vital to their personal welfare private. I especially don't believe that the freedom and right to learn from information should be infringed upon. This is why, when I mail things, I don't use envelopes and why I don't at all mind people knowing my real name is (censored). It's also why, when I use a calling card from a payphone, I'm careful to use a loud voice so as not to deprive anyone from hearing my full CCN and when I go to the ATM machine I invite everyone to come and see my PIN number.
Unfortunately, though, what I do have trouble figuring out is EXiLED's use of aliases. Perhaps it was only an oversight on their part. Perhaps they had no idea that they were being completely hypocritical.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps..
In any case, I will endeavour to make up for their error. Listed handily under the Various Files menu are the names, addresses, and phone numbers of some of the more active and prominent EXiLED members. Don't worry about questions of ethics or personal privacy. EXiLED and I completely agree upon the bounds of the freedom of information. I'm sure they don't mind my releasing this file. After all, it's merely an invokation of that oh-so-precious right to knowledge.
Please feel free to give any EXiLED member a call and quiz them over any subject you please. I'm more than amply confident that they won't refuse you in your quest for information.
-Splice
Why Memphis area BBS's suck
By Einstein
For ease of reading and classification purposes, this article is divided into the following sections:
- Why Memphis area message bases suck
- Why Memphis area file bases suck
- Why Memphis area users suck
- Why Memphis area BBS's suck
If this offends you, you're exactly the sort of person I want reading this.
[1] Why Memphis area message bases suck
This is a widely disputed topic between the users of Memphis. There are many reasons why the message bases suck around Memphis. The first and most important reason is the lack of adequate teaching and tutelage for new users that are just starting to call Memphis elite boards. First of all, the definition of the word elite has been corrupted to an intolerable level, and I'll explain the true meaning in another article in this magazine. Anyway, when young Johnny User starts calling boards around Memphis, all he sees are flames, worthless old information, and more flames. There is no sharing of ideas, no intelligent conversation, no cooperation between users, nothing. Just arrogant asswipes who tout their group's accomplishments and their own BBS's eliteness without end and young users who are intent on asking for files, spreading rumors, or just being morons. This simply must stop. When young Johnny User sees this, it's only natural for him to emulate those juvenile actions to get attention and to cement other's opinions of him and his actions. It took me a year to get on track, and it was only because of those willing to teach and my willingness to listen that I in turn benefitted from their guidance. Thanks Splice.
The way to make message bases better is not just to post. Posting messages just to post them leads to lame bases which users (especially long distance users) won't wish to scan through and post in. The basic problem is that those users who know what they're doing take it upon themselves to hoard that information and that advice and let young struggling users develop their own (and almost always incorrect) ideas about what to post and what to discuss. My advice is: share! Become well acquainted with new users and their ideas, and be sure to let them know what's up in the scene. When they're doing something wrong, let them know about it. How you let them know about it is entirely up to you. But if I might make a suggestion, viruses work wonders for "all-caps" posters. Also, when you're writing a message, speak English. Try to spell everything right and try not to use extended ASCII. Don't be cryptic and don't put Z's after everything. By the way, the word fun is not spelled "phun". English use is very important when trying to get your thoughts through correctly. Flame wars are lame. I can't say it enough, just stop that bullshit. SysOps are actually making BASES for this garbage. It's hard to believe that users are told that this is what being 'elite' is about. Sure, it's easy to fill up a flame base, but if you really want to flame someone call a FidoNet board and get in on that. That should never have found it's way into the underground bases. If you want revenge on someone or are just tired of their attitude, there are many other ways to accomplish what you want. I'm sure you can find instances of this somewhere else inside this magazine. Let me put it in simple terms so that all can understand. One word can sum up the problem, the solution, and the methodology of this situation: intelligence.
[2] Why Memphis area file bases suck
Don't you hate it when there's nothing new on a board? When you new-scanned for files you got a blank screen. Now stop and ask yourself, if you were a long distance user and you got that sort of response, would you ever call that board again? Would you really? Well, this is the sad state that many Memphis area local boards are in. There's no advertising for long distance users, since no one's calling long distance. There are no long distance users, because there's no advertising. There are no new files since all the decent files come from long distance, and there are no decent boards since SysOps never have any new files. A sad scenario, wouldn't you say? I speak as an outsider myself. I live right outside of Memphis, but am long distance from Memphis, and from what I've seen Memphis file bases are almost always dead. It's not the files that are in short supply though, it's the good users who don't mind calling long distance to supply new files.
[3] Why Memphis area users suck
People in Memphis are just as smart as anywhere else, right? (Well, yes and no, but that's another article altogether...) So why are Memphis boards stocked with losers, people that only show up on a userlist and never a top uploader or message poster screen. People that are just "there" for the ride or something. Stagnant wastes of sperm that stop at nothing to accomplish nothing and leave no one guessing as to what their next move will be: logoff. I have devised two flawless ways to take care of the problem of users such as this: A handgun and a blacklist menu. Now, whichever option you choose, be aware that this person might retaliate in some way, but don't worry about it too much. If that person did nothing while a user on your board, just think of how much less he'll do after he's kicked off.
[4] Why Memphis area BBS's suck
Please refer to the previous three parts of this article. If your BBS still sucks, it could be software choices or type of board. By the way, pirated games/utility boards have -never- lasted in Memphis. If all else fails, assume the obvious: maybe it's just you.
A final note:
I would like to say something to all the users reading this and thinking to themselves, "What a hypocrite". All I can say to those who choose not to read this objectively is: I can see why it's hard for you to not be objective.
-Einstein
The Defined Elite
By Einstein
Elite (i-leet' or a-leet'), n. - the choice or most carefully selected part of a group, as of a society or profession. (Source: Webster's Unabridged Dictionary)
- a. the best or most skilled members of a given social group.
- b. a small and priviledged group. (American Heritage Second College Edition)
This word has fallen into disrepair, wouldn't you agree? Read the definitions carefully (this may take some time). Is there anything in what you just read that refers to selection? Of course there is. The definition states that to be elite, one must be selected. If one must be selected, that eliminates all those users who are undeserving. This equates to about 90-95 percent of the bbs community in Memphis. Of course, we must also consider just who is doing the selecting. This is the problem with scene as it now stands. No one is doing the selecting. SysOps are all so intent on this freedom business that they let users in that are in all actuality undeserving. Don't get me wrong, freedom is great, but it shouldn't get in the way of keeping trash off of a system and keeping good callers calling.
The following are some typical qualifiers for discovering those users who are truly 'elite' and those who aren't:
- If a person were truly elite, he wouldn't share pertinent information that he himself had gleaned through hacking or through some other means. Shared information is worthless in that it's lifetime is significantly cut short and that those with access to it are often not competent enough to use it correctly or with a proper level of caution.
- If a person were truly elite, he would not claim eliteness. Actions speak louder than words.
- Those who try to cajole a sense of pity or sorrow in their newuser applications. If a user really wants onto a system, and he is elite, he already has access, whether the SysOp knows it or not. His friends(not to mention his enemies) most always provide easy entrance into a system through their mistakes and/or their nature.
- Elite users are not malicious. They are well behaved and always have an attitude that implies knowledge on a higher plane than those around them. Although this can be mistaken for an air of conceit or arrogance, that is most certainly not the case. Elite users always seem to have the knowledge others lack, but also foster with that knowledge a deep respect for moderation and tolerance that only unveils when threatened.
- When an elite user is threatened, make no mistake, he will use any available means to protect himself. Don't be deceived, however, when a true elite is backed into a corner by a threat, he will not cower. He will use every means at his disposal to effectively ensure his continued safety. This "take no prisoners" attitude more often than not leaves few standing.
- An elite user will never be seen wasting time online. There are always better things to do than vegetate at a main menu screen for an hour. Most elite users will scan the message base, scan the file base, and logoff before they've spent a minute online. If, for some reason, they decide to post or transfer a file, be assured that the message will make sense and will address an issue in clear, consise terms with proper grammar and that any files downloaded will be accompanied with an upload of equal quality.
This is not a firm definition or an absolute truth, merely a guideline to assist those who have never encountered a set, understood definition of eliteness for users. If you have a disagreement with my findings, I'd love to hear what your opinion is (right..).
- Einstein
Credit for the fifth qualifier goes to Splice. There.. happy?
The Facetious Treatise
an editorial from the mind of Splice
(This article originally appeared in the NuKE Info)
(Journal 11 and has been reprinted with permission)
It is a growing trend in the world of computers, and the world in general, that for one to be accepted into certain cliques, one must be somewhat of a purveyor of mischief - one must get into trouble. But perhaps this is only an assumption ... perhaps really it is a misconception of sorts propagated by those who do not themselves posses the skills or knowledge to be accepted among what they wrongly assume to be their peers. Perhaps these people think that mere rebelliousness is the qualifer for peer acceptance in the world of the underground. And perhaps they're quite wrong.
With the elimination of social complexities, such as duty and virtue, modern life has come to be guided only by pursuit of pleasure and avoidance of pain. Thus humans have attained the same natural perfection as wild beasts - a price has been paid for this honest simplicity though. Without the order of conscience or obligations of rectitude to force us into dangers, our lives are no more thrilling than Patricia "except that it replicates" Hoffman's.
Real trouble fixes this.
If the lady next door roasts her child - preheating the oven to 550 degrees and placing the baby, chubby side up, on a rack in an open pan, reducing the heat immediately to 350 degrees and cooking eighteen to twenty minutes per pound until dead, numerous thrills are provided. There is the thrill of the violent sensation (if you happen to open the oven door yourself). There is the thrill of importance as you carry the news to others, and the thrill of creativity as you invent things about your neighbor to tell to the press. And, most important, there is the ultimate, fabulous, and very polite thrill of not having given in to the temptation to do this to your own kid.
But it is the very thrill of not having caused the pandemonium that points out the one big problem with real trouble: It's such a bore waiting for others to get into it. Waiting goes against the impatient grain of modern life. As a result, many people feel compelled to get into real trouble themselves - even though they know it's going to be a bother.
When you get tired of waiting or sitting on the sidelines and decide to get into real trouble yourself, you should make sure that it's you who gets killed or sent to jail. But etiquette is not as exacting on this point as it once was. Today it's often considered acceptable to have lots of people go to the grave or Leavenworth with you. You must still be careful about motive, however. It shouldn't look as though you -need- to cause trouble to attract attention. It's always rude to remind others of inadequacies, especially your own. Also, you should never cause trouble out of anger. If you are mad at someone and you shoot him, real trouble will result. But you'll also lose that person's friendship. The more courteous thing to do would be to slap him with a huge lawsuit. That way, you'll enjoy the trouble and he'll enjoy the publicity. Thus the wheels of society are oiled. You should also never create trouble for a "cause". Planting pipe bombs is of course no end of fun, but planting them in order, say, to promote world peace looks too calculating. Having a "cause" gives others food for thought about how empty your life must be otherwise.
Never get into real trouble by accident. Plane crashes, car wrecks, and accidents while cleaning guns are all too impromptu for even the casual social life of today. People will tell each other, "when something like that happens there's just nothing you can say." How true... and how boring. If you're going to have a surprise mishap, try to be beaten to death by teen-agers in the restroom of a public park that's known as a hangout for homosexuals. This will give everyone lots to say - especially your wife and kids. The value of planning cannot be overestimated. If you are going to get into real trouble, you should start laying the groundwork early in life by being quiet, shy, a straight-A student, and a dutiful child to your parents. It gives no end of pleasure to everyone when a person like that throws a flaming bucket of gasoline on the podium at a CARO meeting.
If you're not killed immediately when you get into real trouble, you'll have to stand trial. Think of the jury as your friends. That way, you'll be prepared when they fuck you over. Also, society holds trials for the same reason that Shakespeare had comic relief in Macbeth - so try to make everyone laugh. Pleading innocent is usually the best way of doing this. And plea-bargaining is tasteless - too much like being engaged in trade. Finally, dress for a trial in a manner that shows you to be a sophisticated person. Use big words and a european accent, but avoid ending sentences with "per se, yo honor." You don't want them to know you're faking it, especially if they'll think you ran your parents through a laundry mangle out of ignorance and stupidity. If the jury comes to feel they really know and understand you, you'll have to spend some time in prison. Being in prison is like being a guest at a large house party - except that you'll be sexually ravished without hints over cocktails first. If you live in a state with capital punishment, try to think up something fitting to say during your lethal injection. "See you in hell, Mom," is nice, but a tad overused. Go for shock value:
- "Oh my gosh! There's angels and God and Jesus and pearly gates and St. Peter and everything!" (Memorable if your family is orthodox Jewish)
- "What a neat swing in that old oak tree! Hey wait! Why are you wearing a hood?" (Memorable if your family is black)
- "Goodbye, Mary! I love you. Goodbye." (Memorable if your wife's name is Sue)
- "Go fuck yourselves, the bunch of you." (Trite, but you can bet they won't soon forget)
Things like "My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country" are too stuffy for what's basically an informal situation.
In summation, those who can handle real trouble are a truly elite few. There are many who try emulate them, and after publication of this, there will probably be many more. One last word of advice to the kids in the audience who will undoubtedly wish at some point to be accepted: Don't commit suicide to get back at your parents if they actually -do- detest you. You'll just be playing into their hands.
Splice [NuKE '94]
An Exercise in Deceit
by Splice
When I arrived in Memphis from Chicago about 2 and a half years ago, I began calling out to some local boards and getting the feel of Memphis. I called the usual systems, CCI, USS Enterprise and the like. I didn't think that much of Memphis, but because of my employment I was forced to move here, so I was determined to make the best of it. Unfortunately for me, I broke into the local hacker/phreaker scene at about the same time that an apparently infamous member of it was making his exit.
Immortus was apparently a moderately well equipped hacker and phreaker, but one who had quite an attitude. He frequently changed aliases and it was just assumed that when I came along, I was Immortus under yet another new name. I grew very tired of being called Immortus, and even more tired of people discriminating against me and even locking me out of their systems because they thought I was someone who I was not. I tried to do everything I could to prove to these people that I was not who they seemed to think I was, but it proved futile after a short time. It turned out that Immortus had been the guy everyone loved to hate, and that I had become an extension of that. I soon found out why.
I called up Immortus near the middle of 1993 after finding out exactly who he was (and after being totally fed up). We talked for a few minutes and he seemed happy to finally meet himself. It seemed as if he was almost glad that his "legend" lived on in the scene through me and that everyone hated yet subtly feared me because they thought I was him. He told me he had not been telling anyone who called him that he was Splice, but did say that an enormous number of people did in fact call him and ask. He also told me why he had dropped out of the scene (supposedly for one unsuspectedly large phone bill), and then told me that he was getting prank called almost twenty four hours a day. I almost felt sorry for the guy... here he was, getting all these calls all because of me.. or was it because of him? In any case, we talked for a little while longer and I found out exactly why people were shunning me. This guy was a major asshole. Nothing I said was correct, linguistically or otherwise, and if I disagreed with him I got a dissertation on the finer points of whatever subject we were discussing. It was like talking to a wall. He knew the acronyms and terms of the h/p world, but that was the extent of it. People had no real reason to fear this guy at all. The most he could have done was prank them back and maybe correct their grammar every so often.
Anyway, this all drew to a close after I put up my system, High Voltage, near the beginning of 1993, and convinced most everyone but a few die hard fanatics that I was who I said I was... talk about trust in the scene.
In any case, it had been about two years since anyone had accused me of being Immortus, when, a few days ago, after I vowed to destroy the lamer boards of this fine city, I was accosted by a sysop, who shall remain nameless (Imperial, Robert Hess), of just such a board, which shall also remain nameless (Pyrotechnic Suicide). I was informed as to what my true identity was and that, hey, afterall, it was no secret, and everyone knew I was Todd. Needless to say, I was pissed. I thought that after a year and a half of being me, everyone might be familiar enough with me to know and maybe even -trust- me a little bit. I guess I was wrong. Following below are the actual message exchanges between me and Imperial which occurred in e-mail on a local 901 system called The Nucleus:
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 1/8 |
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| Subject ˛ Board Crashing |
| From ˛ Imperial |
| To ˛ Splice |
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You know you are pretty Funny TODD!!!!!!... What is the matter did the Twinkie Delivery truck not come at its scheduled time this week.. or is it SRH <Sperm Retention HEadache>???? Yeah you can crash jack and shit.. and guess what.. Jack just left town./..... Later Fucker!!
The Imperial
EXiLED
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 2/8 |
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| Subject ˛ tsk..tsk..tsk.. |
| From ˛ Splice |
| To ˛ Imperial |
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Frankly, you are not the first to chomp on the little bit... it's an interesting theory - one worth actual merit if only it were correct. you are however the first person to chomp on that bit who's named robert/paul hess.. forgive me, i cannot as of yet distinguish between you and your father.. however, you do have an assuredly nice house in the hills on the quiet little street of olivia.. nice fixed rate FHA loan too if i might add.. and, just out of curiousity, why would you possibly think that by may saying I was going to eliminate "k-rad lamer boards" and the like, that that meant you? nevermind.. dumb question.
Splice [NuKE '94]
ps. which looks better after your name? an internationally recognized virus writing group or a local anarchy/moderate h/p group? hmm?
"EXiLED" should be.
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 3/8 |
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| Subject ˛ Tsk Tsk Tsk |
| From ˛ Imperial |
| To ˛ Splice |
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Well sir frankly to be honest with you I must say that EXiLED is no Moderate H/P group.. sorry to say that there are two HQ's one here and of course one in Salt Lake. Now that is no Local Afil My friend.. And as far as The NuKE goes.. funny but the first I ever saw of them was when your name showed up in a nice capture you ripped offa Datadisk of Neon Sins User list :).. Sorry fer the inconienence.. and as far as Pyrotechnic.. just try to crash it :)
The Imperial
EXiLED
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 4/8 |
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| Subject ˛ Affils... |
| From ˛ Splice |
| To ˛ Imperial |
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NuKE is the premier virus development group currently in existence. It has surpassed Phalcon/Skism, ARCV, etc.. NuKE is responsible for such items as Virus Creation Laboratory, the NuKE Utils, the NuKE Encryption Device (similar to MtE), NuKE InfoJournals, and scores and scores of other irregular items... The latest release is the MBC (Metric Buttload of Code generator), a virus production kit which will create an infinite number of strains all inherently different. We are no fly by night flame war ansi/anarchy group.
As per your affil, it is local, but affiliations mean nothing. Just because I am in NuKE means nothing at all about me... NuKE has members on every continent including both poles... has nothing to do with me personally though..
As per your board, and trying to crash it: Trust me my esteemed Quiver running friend.. Your sense of security is false.
Splice [NuKE 94]
EXiLED should be.
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 5/8 |
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| Subject ˛ QUiVER |
| From ˛ Imperial |
| To ˛ Splice |
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WEll Todd.. Like to see it done.. as per the afil.. All I have to is EXiLED is on its way..BTW: have you seen the todd fun packs if not you need to because they are great! hehhe
The Imperial
EXiLED
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 6/8 |
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| Subject ˛ Will you never learn? |
| From ˛ Splice |
| To ˛ Imperial |
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Jesus Christ... I guess you kidz will just never learn a goddamned thing..
The plight of today's youth in america... blind stupidity. You've all got me figured out. Gee I knew it would happen sooner or later.
In any case, and in getting back to reality (ie what I'm currently planning):
Talk is cheap. So far it's all you've done. So far it's all I've done.
Things are about to change. Prepare to react accordingly.
Splice
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 7/8 |
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| Subject ˛ So,that how it gotta be |
| From ˛ Imperial |
| To ˛ Splice |
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Hmm.. I see well my friend if talk is cheap. then name a place and time and I'll be there.. Or are you just one of these Information Superhighway Jokies hehehheh.. Big Joke Todd.. Like I don't Know you Address, tele # and all that bullshit :). Cuz I do.. we all do :).. I just think it is very childish to impress you or try to impress me, by typing hge shit out.. OHH. like we can't find that stuff out about ANYONE heheh..
Ok chump .. you called the call.. now name the battlefield.. CHUMP ! :)
The Imperial
EXiLED
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 8/8 |
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| Subject ˛ "meet me at the HAH" mentality.. |
| From ˛ Splice |
| To ˛ Imperial |
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Oh no.. I don't resort to violence my friend..
And judging by the fact that you are still calling me todd, if i did resort to violence i'm sure i'd have to give you some schematics beforehand to explain things... grow up and find a new information source..
I haven't heard this todd shit since the middle of '93 and I'm not going to put up with it now.
Splice..
My very last letter was not replied to, and gladly so. I feel almost ashamed for carrying on the conversation as long as I did and not just ignoring the guy completely. I should have cut off this lame "meet me at the hah" type of messaging before it got started. I blame myself for that, but my overall cheery nature won me over in the end. For more information on exactly who Imperial is, check out the EXiLED member listings complete with addresses and phone numbers in the Files section.
Post Script
Two days after completing this article I once again logged onto the Nucleus BBS:
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| Insanity˝ Messages | General 1/1 |
√--------------------Ÿ Date ˛ 3:07 am Tue Aug 2, 1994 |
| Subject ˛ Todd |
| From ˛ Imperial |
| To ˛ Splice |
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Splice aka. Immortus.. aka TODD!..
The Imperial
EXiLED
My cheery nature exhausted, I didn't reply. I was, however, reminded of something that Alexander Pope once said... "A little learning is a dangerous thing." Obviously, Imperial has learned very little. Read about how I learned him a thing or three in the articles section under the heading "The Last Imperor".
-Splice
The Last Imperor
The Embodiment of Ignorance
Note: To understand the motivation for this malicious attack upon Imperial and his ex-system, Pyrotechnic Suicide, please read the editorial entitled "An Exercise in Deceit" contained earlier in this magazine.
The first strike against Imperial's chance of survival was that he ran a completely unsecure and backdoor filled software such as QUiVER. The second and more useful strike he had against him was that he was a complete and total idiot. This made things much easier for me.
The first thing I did was to acquire an account on his system with moderate access. This was done quite easily, as not one question was asked of me other than those on the pre-fabricated generic infoforms which came with the software. You know the ones, "Define THG:", the really hack/phreak type infoforms.
The second thing I did was to list his users and find out which ones had adequate access to be able to enter the sysop menu. This was quite easy as Pyrotechnic Suicide and its users are more than happy to answer any and all questions you may throw at them. After finding an account with sysop access, I made use of a little known login password proprietary to that wonderful QUiVER software. Unfortunately for me, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, the sysop was home at the time I did this. He really made it hard for me and all, supplying the sysop menu password only after I explained to him how my "mom threw my password list away".
The account I had chosen to use, Seventh Son, also known as Wes Talbert, was an especially good choice on my part. After Imperial spent about 5 minutes or so telling me how connected that "I" was, he offered to let me join EXiLED - or begged me to rather. I somewhat grudgingly agreed, saying that it would be ok, but that I would be giving up a very senior position in RUSH to become a very junior member in EXiLED. This is when he offered to alter the circle of power in EXiLED. Instead of the leadership triumvirate consisting of Deadpool, Imperial, and Aux 1, he offered to, with the help of Deadpool, change that consistency to Deadpool, Imperial, and Seventh Son. It came to me as quite a surprise that Aux 1, who is in my opinion the only EXiLED member who has ANY clue, would be removed from his senior position and demoted to floor scrubber simply because Seventh Son, who is mainly known as a wares pup anarchy boy, wanted to join the group. In any case, I was informed as to all of the neat-o beat-o tricks of EXiLED and told about this devious little device called the Shadowbox which is "really, man, fucking awesome". Unfortunately, no one seems to know exactly what the box does or how to make or get one yet, including all of the EXiLED members who supposedly created it (to see actual schematics stolen from EXiLED on the Shadowbox, look under the Various Files section).
Now, after chatting with him for about 45 minutes, and leaving him thoroughly convinced that I was who I said I was, I offered him a piece of software, Thunderbyte Anti-Virus Professional, which he had requested in a message on his board. He said he would very much like to have this software, and being the congenial person that I am, I provided it to him. I also inquired as to what current virus protection he used, and he was glad to inform me that he used F-Protect and TBAV TSRs. I suddenly remembered that when I installed TBAV Pro on my system for the first time, it found itself and another TSR virus scanner in memory and messed up two directories on my hard drive. Of course, I wouldn't want this to happen to him, so being the nice guy that I am, I made sure that he would remove all TSR virus scanners from memory before running TBAV Pro. After he thanked me profusely for this bit of information, I decided that it was the appropriate time for me to end this call - especially in light of the fact that he was so anxious to install TBAV.
I called back approximately 30 minutes later to find the board still functioning properly. Needless to say, I was a bit upset, but I figured that I would try to make the best of it. The first thing I did was to page him for a chat to ascertain whether or not he was sitting there watching every move I made. He had previously entered chat after I paged him about .0001ms after I hit enter. This time, he didn't answer. I was confident that he was not there, so I conveniently made my way to the sysop menu, using the password which he had so kindly provided to his "trusted cosysop", and proceeded to capture his user files. After this was done, I noticed a command which said "Directory Editor". Well.. Whaddya know kids. This was actually a file sub editor which allowed me to change the file area pathnames. After downloading his actual user files, his personal BBS registration, and a few other choice financial records from what was presumably his father's Lotus program, he caught me trying to download his terminate phone directory. He interrupted me, broke into chat, and this time it took me a good 2 whole minutes to convince him that, hey, I was just checking out his security for him. He did get a little suspicious and ask me for his girlfriend's first name, but since I had just stolen his user files, which she was in, it was no trouble at all pacifying him. He let me proceed with a warning not to download any other personal files that he had. Of course I agreed and continued downloading his terminate directory. He interrupted the transfer once again, and said "hey, I said stop that!". I gave up with the terminate directory, and deleted it while he watched. I don't think he was aware at this point that I had already downloaded about 20 other files including his telix phone directory. I made some lame excuse about needing to go get something to eat, and he wished his newest EXiLED affiliate a good night.
Approximately 4 hours later, after telling everyone I knew what a total idiot Imperial was, and how he was going to die soon, I called his system back. He answered, but was in terminal mode. Seems as though he was dialing out to find some sort of quiver utility to fix a userbase. It seems someone had deleted his. He informed me that he saw in the log where I had downloaded his user files and asked me to please re-upload them. He didn't seem upset about this at all, as I was one of his EXiLED brothers, not to mention a co-sysop. Little did he know. He also asked me if I could check the ZIP file I uploaded to him with TBAV in it and see if it had any errors.. When I inquired as to why, he told me that when he had run it, it gave him some sort of memory error (the string which is displayed upon running the first virus). I said, whoa, wait a minute. My zip was corrupted. Let me send you that TBAVPRO.COM file over again. I did, he ran it, and the rest is history. I guess the second virus worked a little faster than the first...
-Splice
This is the actual transcript of the ensuing conversation between Splice and his royal, and emotionally distraught, hindass Imperial that took place the day after:
Splice: Yo Bobby?
Imperial: hey...
Splice: Hey this is Splice.. I mean, uhh... Seventh son.. hey man what's up?
Imperial: yeah whatever.. <sniffle sniffle>
Splice: So how'd ya get virused little buddy?
Imperial: well i don't know... it's all gone.. <sob> ..all fucked up..
Splice: well.. <sarcasm> you know I'm Immortus don't you? I mean you can retaliate and all.... hehehe..
Imperial: <with sincerity> yeah I know...
Splice: you can come brick my house or something.. whatever you like, hehe!
Imperial: No we don't resort to senseless violence <tear falls from cheek>
Splice: oh ok then you'll be interested to hear that your financial records that were in your lotus directory are safe and sound...
Imperial: yeah sure.. <sniff>
Splice: All those wordperfect files were interesting reading also..
Imperial: that directory wasn't even there man..
Splice: if you say so.. anyway, would you like me to give brandon a copy of the capture of you offering Seventh Son Aux 1's EXiLED position or would you like to do it yourself?
Imperial: whatever man...
Splice: HEY MAN! GET ME ONE OF THOSE COOL SHADOWBOXES! THEY'RE AWESOME!
<hangs up>
How to be Apathetic
by Einstein
In this article, I will attempt to show by word and example just exactly how you too can learn and enjoy that great institution we call apathy. Just a side note: If you've read any of my previous articles, you probably should have noticed by now that I'm not politically correct. He/man/mankind will always suffice when writing a paper. If you need more proof, think about the many women hackers of the past. Well, that didn't take long, did it. As always, this is my opinion, so you can rehash and argue about this all you want. The fact is, I don't care.
There are a few patented ways to act apathetic, those being the use of apathetic phrases, apathetic punctuation, and apathetic actions. The first step is learning the lingo of people who really don't care. Now it really doesn't matter if in truth you care or not. The point is to make the person you're talking to believe that you don't care one iota about a word he's saying.
Apathetic Phrases
Here are some of the typical phrases used by apathetic people. Write these down and remember them. They are listed as the top ten most frequently used phrases between Splice and me. Follow the example. Let us show you the way.
The Top Ten Apathetic Phrases
- "whatever" - recognized as the global apathetic response
- "nevermind" - always a crowd pleaser
- "I couldn't care less" - a close third
- "I don't care" - the obvious choice
- "do you know how little I care?" - a useful retort
- "hey. I care. no... really!" - the facetious response
- "yeah, sure" - yet another sarcastic barb
- "I care about that about as much as I care about you" - insulting, too
- "uh huh, yeah, go on" - the bell operator response
- "who gives a shit?" - Splice's favorite
As you can see from the listing, "whatever" ranks highest among all apathetic phrases. This is partly because of it's usefulness, but also because it has the added bonus of pissing off the person you're talking to. "Whatever" doesn't care about your socio-economic background, your ethnicity, your color (this is debatable, niggers care about everything these days), your religion (preferably Christian, but believe it or not, the most demented minds are formed from Christian doctrine and schools), your sexual orientation (well, except for fags, lesbians, and bisexuals that is.), your status in society or your arrest record. "Whatever" can and does work for us all, so remember, no matter the question, the answer can and should be "whatever".
The other phrases rank high also. This list can go for miles, down to answers to specific questions. For size purposes(and because I really don't care), I cut the list off at ten. Incidentally, the responses "I don't give a rat's ass" and "ohwell" were also quite popular, but failed to make the top ten.
Apathetic Punctuation
Punctuation is one of the greatest gifts an apathetic person could give. Perhaps this is because he hardly ever uses it. The next section refers to the sort of punctuation practices only an apathetic person would partake in. I have decided to write my articles in this magazine with correct punctuation, at great pain and effort to me personally. These punctuation nuances are not listed in any order.
- Ellipses(...): An apathetic person uses ellipses to complete a thought. Now let me stress that the number of periods an apathetic person uses is usually two or sometimes three, never eighteen or twenty-nine. If you want to see ellipses used to extreme, call Neon Sins sometime and chat with Chris. (I didn't say this would be easy did I?)
- Capitalization: Ah, capitalization. Used for the simple purpose of.. Wait. What is the purpose of capitalization, and does it matter? The apathetic person answers with a somewhat resounding "no" and shows it in his messages. If used at all, the capitalization an apathetic person uses is sparse and used for inflection.
- Typographical: Spell correctly. If you must misspell for apathetic purposes, make sure it looks like a typo. Feel free to make many typos and ensure that you don't fix them, for that would imply that you care about the person you're writing to, and we can't have that now can we?
- Big Words: <consult splice, destined to be a knock against chris, filled with odious, corpulent, and languid phrases>
Apathetic Actions
Well, now that you have the lingo down, let's focus on some particular actions that convey a sense of apathy to those around you. These are listed, again, in no order.
- Lying: Tell a lie, stop right in the middle and say "oh, nevermind, I was lying". This stops any enjoyment from your story reaching the listener, and provides you with a gateway into future enjoyment to the chagrin and torment of your friend(enemy).
- Cheating: Let people cheat off of your paper. Who cares, you can't legally get punished for this, simply because they're looking at what's written on your paper. Feign ignorance, or if you're an EXiLED member just act normally.
- Stealing: Stealing is bad form. There is too much effort involved in contemplation of the crime, the action itself, and covering up afterwards for this to be a true apathetic action. On the other hand, let other people steal for you. This is much more in line with apathetic teaching, and saves you the trouble of lying to an authority to redeem yourself.
- Talking: If a person can't hear you while on the phone, never repeat a word you say. Always make use of "nevermind", and when they begin to question your obstinacy, give in. Of course, make sure you're telling them a different story. Also, use the apathetic phrases listed earlier in this article.
Apathetic people are most often perfectionists. Since they don't really care about what they're doing, what they accomplish is usually much better than what others do. It is not known why this is so, but it is a secret that you too can tap into. All you need do is stop caring and embrace the apathy.
- Einstein
Inside the Vindictive Mind and other Bedtime Stories for Children
There is no greater feeling of pleasure than that gained through the act of vengeance. Whether you have just destroyed the cause of all your troubles, or have become the source of someone elses, remember that revenge is, not unlike cocaine, an addictive drug. Once you start, it's very hard to stop.
Soon you will be assaulting the woman in the checkout line who refuses to begin writing out her check until every item has been rung up. And you will find it very hard to keep yourself from dialing the White House switchboard and in a serious manner warning Clinton "not to go to Dallas" when you find out what he REALLY made on Whitewater.
Only then will you truly understand what a driving and motivational force revenge can be. It makes you do things that normally you would not even consider doing - and it makes you enjoy them, too.
There are two main types of revenge: Psychological and Physical.
Psychological revenge is that which is done to thwart the comfortable state of mind of the target. The target should be aware that some force is actively working against him, but he should not be able to discern from whence it is coming. Anything that will cause the person to be uneasy or cause him to be extra careful or paranoid is fitting for this category. In my experience, I have found that such simple things as a blank piece of ordinary paper being slid under the door of a target on a random basis is well suited to cause them much mental anguish - especially if this person is already involved in some less-than-legal transactions or other practices. There are many ways for this message to be translated, but commonly the target will mentally equate the blank message with whatever it is that he fears the most. Combining the blank paper trick with some late night wrong numbers or mysterious cars in the neighborhood will work absolute wonders for wrecking the higher brain functions of a target and riddling him with obsequiousness and caution. Another way to cause confusion and worry in a target is a bit more sardonic. If you happen to have the fortune of a target who has recently had a death in his close family, sending black wreaths or "get well" messages from the recently deceased to your target causes much apprehension. My personal favorite message to send is "wishing you were here". Another way of interrupting a person's capacity for lucid thought is to use their own pet against them. Dogs really hate high pitched sounds and usually howl or at least bark when they hear them. Take a field trip to your local Radio Shack and make your own small tone emitting device. Be sure to get a crystal with a range between about 14,000 to 20,000hz. Once placed inside the target's house, it will provide no end of fun, what with all the incessant barking and those late night trips to the vet, just to make sure Bowser is really "ok".
Physical revenge presents a much greater element of danger to the active participant. You cannot hide behind paper or electronics when doing this and must, at some point at least, expose yourself to some risk. Physical revenge does not necessarily mean that you beat someone up (though that is no end of fun). Physical revenge does mean that you cause bodily harm to the target, but no real personal contact is necessary for this to take place. For example, everyone has at some point in their lives placed an upturned push-pin in someone elses seat. Take this line of tactical thinking a bit further. Place a small dry-cell battery behind someone's toilet and run two wires into the bowl. You may either paint them white, or run them into the back (covered) part of the toilet, making sure that they both come in contact with the water. Though rather crude and a bit cruel, this method does work exceptionally well and provides hours of entertainment and fun especially if installed in a public restroom or other such place where your target (and many others) will frequent it. This method is also compatible with ANY target as relieving themselves is probably one of the only constants in their lives. Another devious and more dangerous thing to do if you intend extreme physical harm, or even fatality, is to kindly make sure that your target's brake fluid is not dirty or anything. I'm sure the target would be upset if after driving for two or three hours until his gas ran out (or he hit a small Mack truck), it turned out that his brake fluid was grimy. The only way I have figured out to do keep this nasty affair from happening so far is just to drain it all out. Forgetting to put it back in or anything would be just too cruel for even me.
This just about covers revenge and vindictiveness. This article is by no means all-encompassing and merely points out a few examples of the two major ways of getting even. In your endeavours, by all means try if at all possible to be original. Experiment with new things and ideas, and try to find new ways to accomplish the same goals laid out earlier in this article. I will, however, lay out a few ground rules for your experimentation. These are for your own general safety:
- Rule 1. Never fight an inanimate object. Also known as 'The Drunk Rule'.
- Rule 2. Never hit anyone below the belt, especially a black one earned in karate.
- Rule 3. Never try to break the end off a bottle if it's plastic or disposable.
- Rule 4. Never hit anyone from behind. People should be _kicked_ from behind.
- Rule 5. Remember... It's a form of social climbing to hit anyone bigger than you.
- Rule 6. When your opponent is down, never kick him in the teeth with your tennis shoes. (Use riding boots)
- Rule 7. You should never point a loaded gun at anyone. (This is not an absolutely rigid rule. An absolutely rigid rule is: Never, ever, point an _unloaded_ gun at anyone.)
-Splice
How to crash a board
By Einstein
This article is divided into sections, those being:
- General board crashing tips
- How to crash a public domain board
- How to crash a lame underground board
- How to crash a borderline public domain/underground board
No, this is not for information purposes only. This is for the sole purpose of taking down a board, for whatever reason you may have. Before you're sure you want to take someone down, make sure you're doing it for the right reasons. It's best not to be capricious when dealing with these idiots. Formulate your own opinion and go from there.
[1] General board crashing tips
First, let me go into some general tips to help. I suppose I should address this oh so important issue to crashers. The insurgence of caller identification as a valid security measure is a joke in itself. Ask yourself, seriously, what this sysop is going to do even if he has your phone number and registered operator name? I suppose he can just call the residence and try to harass you, but if you haven't figured it out yet, it's completely within your rights to get Telco on this one and get the sysop trapped with a harassing phone call charge. And what should you do if the system operator is within his senses when he calls you? Feign ignorance. Tell him you don't have a computer and have not the slightest idea what he's talking about. Sure, the sysop could call the authorities. And do what? Tell them that he ran a file a user gave to him that happened to have destructive code in it? What do you think the Memphis Police Department would(could) do, if anything, in the event of such a complaint. You guessed it: nothing. Basically, what I'm trying to say is: if you can get the sysop to crash himself then you can't be held at fault, unless you admit to it. Remember, in these cases, who's really the "hacker"? The sysop of course. If he runs the file, then it's his own business and you have nothing to worry about.
Now there are some out there that are reading this and exclaiming: "This is not hacking!" Well, yes and no. Ask yourself: if a virus crashes a system, does it really matter if you did or didn't use a backdoor in the software to implant it? Of course not. This article is about board crashing, not board hacking. Board hacking is basically a thing of the past, with a few exceptions. If someone wants to take down a board, there should be no options closed to him. Viruses work. They always have and probably always will work. As long as you're dealing with human being sysops, you can't go wrong. Well let me rephrase that. If you know what you're doing, you can't go wrong.
[2] How to crash a public domain board
This is usually the easiest system to crash, and almost always harbors a trusting if not completely moronic system operator. First of all, either create a fake account or use someone else's to get on. Once you're on, act as normally as you would on any other, with one exception. Make sure you page the sysop and chat with him for a few minutes every day or two. Most of these people haven't been out of their houses since age 18, so you should have no problem getting this person to become "friends" with you. If, while in chat, the sysop wants to break in for a voice talk, go for it! That's the best way to gather information: to firmly associate in the sysop's mind a user's name and human voice.
Assume any identity you're good at for this phase of the plan, but try to adapt your identity to one fitting the general need or idea of the board you are trying to crash. For example, to crash a graphics oriented system, you would become the biggest, baddest, and bestest GIF trader on this side of the Mississippi. No, really. If the sysop happens to have posted a message requesting some certain type of file, be helpful. Share with the class and dutifully upload that file, or a reasonable facsimile of such (read: replaced executable), to the sysop. He'll appreciate it, and you will too in the long run.
If the sysop has never before been crashed, you'll probably have no need for any social engineering skills whatsoever. I'm sure you can think of some executables that people will run from public domain boards. Public domain games, BBS Utilities and programs, Anti-Virus utilities(heh), Hypertext Documentation, programming files; these are just some ideas for potential droppers; these all work nicely.
It doesn't really matter, just ensure that it has a dropper inside. If you've found that the sysop won't run it for fear of viruses, get him in chat and convince him! And whatever you do, don't hang up after he's run it. Try to fix the problem for him(yeah, sure) or find some way to keep yourself on the line. If after he runs the file, it returns to the command prompt, tell him you forgot a file and upload another COM "loader" file(only for really malicious users indeed).
Well, in any case, he's infected, mission accomplished. Almost. Make sure you get the dropper around; I mean, really cover the area. Try to get accounts that use the same password everywhere(people are out there that still do this) and cover their dialing directory with the dropper. You never know which one you'll crash.
[3] How to crash a lame underground board
Since almost all underground boards in Memphis are lame anyway, this section should probably cover them as well. The procedure in crashing an underground board is basically the same, save one aspect. Don't annoy the sysop with chat pages, turn instead to his message bases or his file sections. Upload some good files. Post some messages. Start some activity on his system, then just sit back and watch him worship the ground you walk on. Take advantage of it, and upload your virus then. It's amazing how these "elite" sysops squirm when their "secure" systems have been breached and conquered. Sometimes you can actually help these poor sysops get some real security. Tell them that they have a backdoor hole in their software and they'll never be quite sure whether you're lying or telling the truth. The paranoia sometimes runs so deep that they switch softwares, hopefully to one which will have a backdoor. Don't waste time uploading fake wares unless it's a true wares addiction board. Small "philes" always work better and save you time.
[4] How to crash a borderline public domain/underground board
This is where your judgment comes in. You have to decide whether you want to take the first or the second approach to crashing the system. Whichever you choose, this _is_ the place to upload the fake wares, since in most cases the users on here with access to wares are losers. Here also the sysops are more akin to public domain sysops with the intention of covering their wares and their asses. So where should I start? If you need a testing ground for your crashing skills, get onto the Chessboard at 901-854-2561. I don't have a grudge against him or anything, but it's sad to see someone try to cover their wares with a public domain system.
In summation, board crashing is very rewarding with little if any effort. If you know how to get away with it, crashing can provide an exciting release from the humdrum patterns of everyday life. There's nothing lame about crashing a system for a good reason, remember that.
Einstein
An Interview With Felix/Aux 1 of EXiLED
-S: denotes a comment by Splice
-E: denotes a comment by Einstein
Felix/Aux 1 was a bit reluctant to answer our questions at first, but relented and answered our questions after ascertaining our motives - hehe, boy was he wrong.
Q: How did you come by the name Felix?
A: I used to live on Felix Avenue - that and Felix the Cat..
Q: How did you come by the name Aux 1?
A: I was logging onto a board that I was already on as Felix, and I looked down at my powerstrip and it said Aux 1 on it..
Q: Do you have a nomenclature preference?
A: uhh.. what?
Q: Which name do you like better and why?
A: Aux 1 - too many people that aren't into computers know me as Felix.
Q: Are you currently in any groups and if so which and what do they do?
A: EXiLED - I sit around mainly.. I don't do anything. I'm hardly in it.
Q: What is your duty in that group?
A: Vice President, well not anymore, I'm kind of the hang out guy.
Q: What exactly is the EXiLED Shadowbox and how exactly does it work?
A: I don't know.. I don't really think it's an EXiLED thing..
Q: Do you have any particular skills?
A: Tapping.
-S: Good to know that some dance forms don't die.
Q: How long have you been in the Memphis H/P scene?
A: For about 4 years now..
Q: Who do you look up to most in the scene?
A: Carlton Smith - I use his name on my nametag at Domino's Pizza...
Q: Do you have any particular interest in the H/P scene?
A: Making it bigger and getting a completely legal central system.
Q: Is there anything else you'd like to tell our readers?
A: not really.. just dont use cordless phones..
Q: How do you feel about Imperial offering your position in EXiLED to Splice posing as Seventh Son?
A: Doesn't matter to me.. EXiLED started out as a joke anyway.
-S: What do you mean "started out as"?
Q: What are your plans for the future?
A: I don't really know.. I'm just gonna move.
An Interview with CyberTron of CyberReality
This interviewee also took alot of convincing and harrasing to answer these questions.. In retrospect, we find him to be so inconsequential that we wish we hadn't bothered. We will not take the time or expend the energy to comment this file.
Q: How did you come by the name CyberTron?
A: I jest made it up..
Q: How did you come by the name Neon Sins and what is the number?
A: Neon light and somebody said the name was cool...
Q: Why do you run Virtual BBS?
A: It's reliable..
Q: How do you feel about people releasing your user files?
A: I don't give a shee-it.
Q: Are you currently in any groups and if so which and what do they do?
A: CyberReality - They do Virtual scripts...
Q: What is your duty in that group?
A: I'm tha head Programmer..
Q: Do you have any particular skills?
A: I'm good at art..
Q: How long have you been in the Memphis underground scene?
A: I didn't know there wuz one..
Q: Who do you look up to most in the scene?
A: Me, myself, and I.
Q: Do you have any particular interest in the underground scene?
A: Nope..
Q: Is there anything else you'd like to tell our readers?
A: Nope..
Q: What are your plans for the future?
A: I think I'm going to college.. maybe.
Q: Have you graduated highschool yet?
A: I'm going into the 12th grade this year. I was going to take the GED, but................
Q: And how old are you again?
A: 18.. almost 19..
A Slightly Inebriated Interview With DarkStar of The Nucleus
Q: How did you come up with the name DarkStar?
A: Well, that will take a lot of explaining. The song by the same name really had NOTHING to do with it. I hate songs, per se, so the song merely irritated me. I used that name/handle in my younger days as my "street name" , back before street names became the rage with the folks on the street. I used to make really good grades in school, but since I was the "black sheep" of the family, I took the alias Darkstar as a payback type of thing. My first handle was Casanova, since I had numerous girlfriends. That got old and I changed it to make up for my lack of steady pussy.
Q: Why did you name your system the Nucleus?
A: Actually, I was thinking about names for BBS's and thought Nucleus would fit the theme of my board. That being, free BBS software for all. I did run a board for folks who wanted to have their own BBS, but were tired of Remote Access and Wildcat. Those softwares, while filling a need, were not quite what I envisioned BBSing should be... Nucleus provided an easy alternative to RA or Wildcat. Kind of like the "center of the BBS world".
Q: What do you think about Memphis?
A: I have lived in Memphis for a total of seven (7) years. The first few, say six (6) were when I went to school here for electronic training at State Tech. That training got me a job offer from a Dallas Electronics Firm and I spent the next 12 and a half years there. I was working for a major defense contractor there, and with the 1990 outbreak of "world peace", I found myself laid off, as did so many other people. I went back to school to try to redefine my qualifications, but in the long run, I just spent time doing what I had been doing for the last ten (10) years for credit. Memphis has not really changed much since I have returned. The scene here was real shakey forever, and with the demise/loss of the few (3) decent boards from the 1980's, the place has gone "down the proverbial tubes". Every now and then a new board goes up, we can only hope it is a good one.
Q: How long have you been in Memphis?
A: See the above answer...
Q: What do you think the best board in Memphis is, PD or otherwise?
A: Defining the "best" BBS in Memphis, or anywhere for that matter, is hard. "BEST" is such a subjective term. WareZpups, those folks to which stealing software is their life, prefer boards with stolen software on them. For those who do not deal with underground activities, or are not aware of such activities, there are several boards that may make their day. I am not in the position of recommending boards for folks to call. Adult boards, those that have grabbed the headlines in the recent papers, are sad situations. I may detail my thoughts on such enterprises in a later issue. PD, (public domain) boards are what the average user sees and finds, whether through the MBBS listing, or from grabbing their friends calling list. They serve a purpose, albeit a pedestrian one.
Q: How many Memphians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It depends if you can get Memphians to agree the light bulb needs screwing...
Q: What is the average tone, in mhz, of the average h/p user's voice in Memphis?
A: Very high, that means he, and it is usually a young male, hasn't reached puberty ...YET. "Hey Darsktar, I just got the latest release of BlueBeep!" says the voice at the end of the line.
Q: What type of user do you look for?
A: Really I prefer users that are trying to learn about computers and BBSing. WaresPups, while at times annoying, are basically just beginners who find the trading of stolen software, thrilling or Kewl. It may land them or their parents in jail. Young people seem to believe they are immune to such petty considerations as the law. Users come in several distinct types:
- Novice/Rookie type, "Gee, look at the cool thing I can do with my computer..." The modem has freed the novice from his/her wordprocessor and allowed their phone bill to skyrocket...once they realize they can also make Long Distance calls as easily as local ones.
- WaresPups types, rookies that have discovered the world of pirated software. They are envisioning themselves as modern day Bluebeards, sailing the seas of cyberspace in search of booty.
- Lonely Hearts types, looking for love in all the wrong places. BBS's often provide an attractive place to flirt with members of the opposite sex, or the same sex for that matter. Handles or aliases allow folks to act out fantasy roles. These folks are in reality, just pathetic.
- Corporate User type, These poor folks are destined to cruise the Internet desperately searching for the latest upgrade/bugfix to that wonderful piece of shit that their boss shelled out MEGA bucks for, only to find it did not work as they thought it would. Sad but true.
- SYSOP types, these folks call around to see what all the other SYSOPs are doing with their boards. They are looking for fresh ideas to steal. I myself, do this regularly. Unfortunately, Wildcat SYSOPS have a great deal of trouble doing anything creative with their software. RA is only slightly better in the configurability aspect. The Telegard/WWIV hack boards offer the SYSOPs and users better choices for making their boards look different.
- Police and Law Enforcement types, generally losers who are incapable of stopping violent crime on the streets, so they enter other peoples homes or businesses via the modem and look for something that can be construed to be a crime. If no criminal activity is found, these type users often instigate criminal activity to justify their existance. This process is called entrapment.
Q: What do you specialize in?
A: No specialities...merely generalizations...why confine one's self?
Q: Do you program at all? If so, in what languages?
A: I try to avoid ALL programming. The phrase goes like this..."Strong typing is for weak minds" , and I agree with that assessment. I used to program, on the old Commodore computers, then the IBM (Inferior But Marketable) Mainframes. In the infamous JCL...Why bother? Now I use TOOLS that others with real programming ability create. Reinventing the wheel is tedious and quite pointless. (PASCAL, BASIC, ATLAS, RPG, ASSEMBLER)
Q: What programs have you written?
A: None...period. Well, except when I was forced to write them, say for a job or a grade.
Q: How do you feel about pirated files?
A: I vote for Mongo! I vote for Cindy Crawford! I voted for Perot! See what THAT got me? Pirated files are basically stolen. How would you like to write the great American Novel, and publish only one copy? You want to sell millions of copies to line your pockets with money, but no, some geek with a Xerox machine buys your only copy and proceeds to copy the shit out of it and then gives it away to everyone for free. Bet that would chap your hide a tad. Pirated software is just like that.
Q: How do you feel about pornography?
A: How many ways can you photograph a Volkswagen? I think if folks want to look at that stuff, let them. Just leave the kiddie stuff out. Taking advantage of young kids needs to be a death penalty offense. Period.
Q: Why do you run Insanity?
A: Because it sucks and pisses PD types off bigger that shit when they hit the new user infoforms. Sometimes I use a new user password, just to piss folks off a bit more. Not knowing the NUP becomes a challenge to some people. These folks call back repetitively trying to guess the password. That makes for great fun. Cheaper than renting a video and lots more entertaining.
Q: What do you think about AntiVirus Software and their creators?
A: It gives them something to do with their lives, and keeps giving those who write viruses a reason to keep improving their product.
Q: What's the best board you call?
A: (800) PRI-VATE Toll free!
Q: What do you think of local sysops?
A: Some suck, the rest are O.K. Well, maybe I lied...
Q: What's your favorite type of file?
A: Files that actually do SOMETHING useful are my favorite ones, PD or SHAREWARE can be my favorite files. Those that a person or corporation pay a bunch of money for and later find out the program doesn't do what it claimed to do ...they suck. I really prefer files that deliver what they promise...hell, I even REGISTER some of them...GASP!
Q: Do you have any plans for the future?
A: I plan to live as long as I can , and cause trouble for anyone who supports abridgements of our freedoms, as laid out in the Constitution of our Republic... Political reform would be a nice objective.
Q: Anything else you'd like to say to our readers?
A: If you are reading this, you are already part of the movement to make information a public thing. Register to vote, then DO IT. My motto is "If you RECOGNISE THE NAME...THEN THEY ARE THE ONES TO BLAME". Vote incumbents OUT and vote for term limitations. Kill all bills that resemble the "Clipper chip" fiasco. More importantly, beer and alcohol need to be sold on Sunday ALL day long. Burger joints need to be required to sell burgers at any time they are open for business. It is a real bitch to walk into Burger King at 9 AM and not be able to get a burger! "I am sorry Sir, but we are serving breakfast until 10:30 AM, no burgers are available at this time" These are BURGER places, they should serve burgers. Period.
An Interview with Imperial of EXiLED - Done After Splice's Visit to His BBS
-S: Denotes a comment by Splice
-E: Denotes a comment by Einstein
Imperial was very hospitable, possibly out of fear, or maybe even out of ... fear. In any case, he cooperated with me and for this I thank him. The slate has been wiped clean, for now.
Q: How did you come by the name Imperial?
A: I saw it sitting on a disk that said Imperial Conquest. It sounded cool.
Q: How did you come by the name Pyrotechnic Suicide for your board?
A: It was half my idea and half Neuro's.. I'm a pyro and he's depressed..
-E: I think you mean you're a flamer, and he's depressing.
Q: How long have you been in the H/P/A/V scene?
A: About six months now I guess...
-S: It shows.
Q: Who do you look up to most in the scene?
A: Aux 1 - He's just a nice guy. He knows what he's talking about.
-E: Yeah.... Only when he's talking about body piercing..
-S: True.. but only when you can understand what the hell he's trying to say: "thanyone thwanna thgo thwith thme thto thsix thone thsix??"
Q: Do you belong to any groups and if so which and what do they do?
A: EXiLED - Phreaking and Crime
-S: Phreaking out and crying don't you mean?
Q: Is there any particular area that you specialize in?
A: I like BBS Software - Setting it up and configuring it.
-S: Keep running Quiver, you'll get to do it ALOT.
Q: Is there any particular type of files that you are interested in?
A: Exchange and prefix scanners.. I collect them..
-E: In other words, GIFs.
Q: How do you feel about the new Inter-LATA Wiring Service Redistribution which most Bell Operating Companies are currently undergoing?
A: I really don't know anything about it.
-E: No surprise here..
Q: What exactly is a ShadowBox and how did EXiLED come up with the idea for it?
A: ShadowMasters idea, like a gold box with tone recognition. ShadowMaster used it to get into EXiLED. I've seen them work. You put them in anywhere in a box and connect them to two lines, then call them up and enter a 4 digit code in 5 secs or so and and then it kicks you over to the second line's dialtone...
-S: Yeah.. you mean a hold button..
-E: No, no, no... I know what he's talking about.. It's one of those cool boxes that condenses the air when the person picks up the phone and causes them to have a seizure..
Q: Is there anything else you'd like to let our readers know? Take into consideration that this may be the only electronic communication which you make for a long time.
A: Nothin much...
Q: How does it feel to be crashed by someone whom you taunted?
A: Not very good...
Q: Why did you offer to let Splice (posing as Seventh Son) take Aux 1's position in EXiLED if he joined?
A: uhh.. you misunderstood that..
Q: I've got a pretty clear capture of it...?
A: uhh... you just misunderstood it..
-S: damned rackoons..
-E: The Chat Capture Encryption Algorithm Strikes Again..
Q: Have you figured out yet what virus/viruses were used on you?
A: Dark Avenger
Q: Was that the only one you found?
A: Umm.. It's the only one TBAV caught...?
-S: Guess the number of viruses Imperial has - win a yellow mustang!
Q: What has it done to your system?
A: It killed alot of EXEs and I haven't found most everything that was damaged yet..
-S: Oh isn't he just the Master of Understatement.
-E: Just look for things that are undamaged.. there's less to find.
Q: Why did you originally taunt me and prompt me to do this?
A: We were getting flak from other people... they were just laughing at EXiLED and I got tired of it...
-E: Even after they released that cool RA key from Emerling?
-S: EXiLED: EXcrement Intensified by Lame Electronic Devices
Q: Do you still think its smart to do that?
A: No... I don't..
Q: Have you learned a little respect for your elder hackers?
A: Oh yes, definately.
-S: Ok.. so we made this one up...
Q: Do you still really believe that Splice is Immortus?
A: No.. not at all... not anymore..
-E: Wait just a minute! What do you mean Splice isn't Immortus?!
-S: <smack>
Q: What finally convinced you?
A: I didn't have hard proof, I kinda made claims of my own and repeated the ones that I had heard.
-S: Really? Nooooooooo....
Q: What do you think of NuKE now?
A: I always had respect for NuKE - because they're everywhere.. They know their shit. Hey, they're all over..
-E: Yeah.. Check your master boot record..
Q: Why when you were posting to me on Nucleus did you not know who NuKE was?
A: Oh... I knew who it was - your news post really pissed me off though..
-S: The Capture Encryption Algorithm Strikes Again!
Q: Are you ever going to try to run registered AV software again?
A: It doesn't look like it..
-S: Well, if you change your mind I got a great copy of
ThunderByte Pro..
Q: Are you ever even going to try to run software again?
A: Yeah...
-S: ("It is not known what this program does except replicate.")
Q: Are you ever going to run another board?
A: Yeah.. I'm gonna put Quiver back up..
-S: (Placing number on autodial)
Q: Was this the first time you've ever been crashed?
A: Yeah... and hopefully the last..
-E: A toast to Imperial: Here's to a long and happy life.
-S: <raises glass>
An Interview with Shadowmaster - Who Could Be of EXiLED If He Wanted
-S: denotes a comment by Splice
-E: denotes a comment by Einstein
Q: How did you come by the name Shadowmaster?
A: I used to have another alias Falcon.. I just came up with it.
Q: How did you come by the name The Dark Realm?
A: Kinda went with my alias..
Q: Why do you run Oblivion/2?
A: I run it because it's the best thing I could find for free and the artwork and flexibility are cool.
Q: Do you really think it's secure?
A: I think mine's secure..
-S: I'll take that as a challenge..
Q: Are you in any groups and if so what do they do?
A: I'm not in any groups, but I could get in EXiLED if I wanted..
-E: My dog could get in EXiLED...
-S: My dog is in EXiLED!
Q: Do you have any particular skills?
A: Good at 'lectronics... I kick at 'lectronics..
Q: What is the resistance to a 3 ohm capacitor?
A: I don't know..
-S: Yeah.. I swear these aren't trick questions..
Q: What is the capacitance of a 3k resistor?
A: uhh, does it really matter?
Q: You did say your specialty was electronics right?
A: yeah..
Q: So...?
A: so what?
Q: Do you have any particular interests or other hobbies?
A: Not really... I just like computers.
-E: How surprising...
Q: Who do you look up to most in the scene?
A: Stigmata - another EXiLED member..
-S: Oh the guy who you said wrote VCL?
Q: How long have you been in the Memphis underground scene?
A: About six months now - I was in the California scene for 4 years..
Q: And how old are you?
A: I'm 15..
Q: And you expect us to believe that you have been in one H/P scene or another since you were about ten?
A: You believe what you want...
-S: You're not about to try to sell me a bridge are you?
Q: Do you hack?
A: Yes!! I hacked CCI!!
-E: Gee.. an exclusive club.
Q: No.. I mean REAL hacking...?
A: uhh... whaddya mean?
Q: Do you even know what VAX or UNIX are?
A: uhh.. no..?
-S: My dog knows what VAX and UNIX are..
-E: Yeah, but only because he's in EXiLED..
Q: Exactly what is the ShadowBox and how does it work?
A: You call up and enter a code and it'll kick you over to the second line and if you enter the wrong code it'll ring the number.
Q: Have you ever seen the Magenta Box?
A: no...
Q: Why did you steal the Magenta Box, put your name on it, and call it the ShadowBox?
A: umm.. I didn't..
-E: Oh.. well that clears everything right up.
Q: When did you make the ShadowBox then?
A: About a year ago.. In California..
Q: Strangely enough, the magenta box was made in 1988.. Can you explain that?
A: Yeah but it doesn't have tone recognition...
Q: How do you know that if you've never seen the magenta box?
A: well.. uhh...
Q: Ok.. Is there anything else you'd like to tell our readers?
A: not really..
Q: What are your plans for the future?
A: I wanna run a cool 5 node WWIV H/P system...
Q: And how are you going to pay for that?
A: I've got the money and tha equipment right now.
Q: And how long do you think that system will stay up?
A: Pretty much as long as I got the money..
Q: I don't think you understand the question.. I mean, how long are you going to run without being put down?
A: uhh it depends on the people there.. I trust my users..
The following was stolen from internal EXiLED memorandums. It is a completed schematic for EXiLED's neat new electronic device: The Shadow Box - A Hold Button of Your Very Own.. If you have any questions about this file, please contact its author, Shadowmaster, at 901-685-1608 - ask for Chris Turner.
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Designed and Written by EXiLED.
PARTS LIST:
- SPDT Miniature PC RELAY (about 9v, 500 ohm)
- DPDT Miniature PC RELAY (about 6v, 500 ohms, 12 mA)
- 2000 or so uF electrolytic capacitor
- 1 meg resistor
- .01 uF capacitor
- 555 timer chip
- 2 diodes (1N914)
- 10 K resistor
- 1 K resistor
- 9 volt battery -w- clip
- Pc Board
- 4 alligator clips
- some kind of a box (small)
- some 20 or 22 gauge wire to work with.
This has to be put together on a pc-board. Enough talk, now the schematic:
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Whoa! Well, the schematic explains almost everything. It would be helpful to you if you used one color for the line #1 clips and another for the line #2 clips. It will work even if you get the ring and tip mixed up, but you must get all of the clips on the right line. But, to be safe, you could put tags on each clip labelling it RING #1, TIP #2, ect.
Installation. Find one of those green posts that are about 3 feet high. They are everywhere. Get a socket wrench to open it up. There will be (a) row(s) of paired up posts. Each pair of posts represents a line. YOU *MUST* KNOW THE NUMBER OF LINE #1. Sometimes the number is tagged on to the pair of wires leading up to the posts, if so pick these posts as your line #1. Then you can pick any other set of posts for line #2.
Now to the good part. Use of the the final product. When you call up line one from your house it will put line 2 on hold!! This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
The Telco. will undoubtably discover the device after 2 days, so post the number on your favorite boards so you can abuse it while it is in service. With a 2000 uF capacitor and a 1 meg resistor you will get to hold a call for 50 minutes before it disconnects you. By lowering the value of the resistor and capacitor you can change the time to your taste. The formula for the time is the following:
2*R1 C1 C1 is in microfarads
---- * ---- R1 is in Kohms
100 10 See schematic for location of R1 and C1.
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60
The time produced by this formula is only approximate.
Well, that is one of the more complicated boxes to build. But it is very useful and will pay for itself with its first use. It would be wise to remove it before the Telco. finds it so you won't have to make another, or install it on a line that belongs to a family that is on vacation (GOOD IDEA) that way you can hold calls for a REALLY really long time.
Well, there it is. I hope it saves you a lot of cash.
If you wish to have one built for you. Leave me E-mail to any EXiLED member.
It won't be more than $15 and hopefully it will only be about $8.
Trust us, it's worth it for this kind of boxing power! Your very own hold button!!
EXiLED - 1994
LPT Port Disabling Routine
I wrote this routine just as a slight annoyance to place on someone's system whom I know. It can be incorporated into any number of programs such as viruses or trojans. It effectively denies access to any LPT1 or LPT2 data either incoming or outgoing as it wipes the addressable pointer clean. Link with /L as this is a COM file.
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;LPT1 and LPT2 Disabling Routine
;Written by Splice on 7/13/94
bios segment at 40h ; Low Memory "BIOS" Parameters 40H
org 8h ; prn port addresses at byte 8
prn_addr dw 4 dup(?) ; 4 words for port addresses
bios ends
code_seg segment para 'code'
assume ds:bios, cs:code_seg, ss:nothing, es:nothing
org 100h
begin:
mov ax,bios ; address bios
mov ds,ax ; by ds
mov prn_addr[0],0 ; make lpt1 addr 0
mov prn_addr[2],0 ; make lpt2 addr 0
ret ; laugh merrily...
code_seg ends
end begin
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Deadpool Matt Mages 2331 Windy Oaks (AC901)7540874/7550776
Imperial Robert Hess 7225 Olivia 3852110/3861018
Aux 1/Felix Brandon Wharton 1899 Felix/1932 Carr 2747608/7261427
Homer Richard Runion 4188 Cochese 3625844/7949376
GangStar Wes Hughes 1017 Autumn Oaks Circle 8540492/8546106
Overlord Max Childress 1991 Gayle/5011 Judylynn 8519055/3582376
Mahatma Bastard Justin Woods 808 Wingate (AC501)7323652/7355157
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