The Discordant Opposition Journal Issue 11 - File 5
Hacking women's panties
An evilrabbit howto
Special shout outs to all the boys in the crew.
"knowledge is power"
a foreword.
Before trying any of these plans, please
note that the user who writes this has never
nor promotes the use of such tactics to manipulate
the dropping of women's panties. any
attempts at using these technic's are completely
at your own risk, and the author is not responsible
for any damages that happen.
this is for information purposes only.
A beginners look at women
all a women is, is a man, minus sensibility and accountability.
this allows for very easy exploiting of their pants if done properly.
The trick here, is understand that toying with a person's emotions is not the hardest thing in life to do. what the trick is, is confusing emotions, and leaving reason for the greater emotion to win out over the lower.
Take an example. women tend to date assholes.
we all know this, but no one ever seems to know why. some of us think that its because they are just aching for pain. but in truth its all about the above stated theory. The asshole boy presents himself in a manner that is above and beyond any manner that the female has run into thus creating an illusion of greatness. if the above asshole can keep this ruse for any amount of time ( depending on the system he is trying to hack ) the panties will fall rather easy. Once they have, created this illusion, its very simple for them to abuse it. The girl wants to believe that the guy is great so, in doing this, she will allow for his faults, because she see's it as lapse in judgment, OR even better, something that she has done wrong.
if you think back to all your friends who were female, everytime asshole did something wrong, she would always blame herself. but still be with him.
you are, in terms of hacking. Exploiting a buffer overflow confusing the computer into inserting your penis into her stack overflow.
so how does one set himself up for that.. generally speaking its really wOMan specific.
The I love you virus
but as with hacking a system, there are default security flaws that not all wOMen can protect themselves against. The largest known, hardest to cure, and worst virus / trojan a man has is called the " I love you " virus. A man says this when he shows his illusion, she bites for a little bit, and then he pops this in.
Once said the above stated script will run through the wOMan's brain constently, she will feel loved, simply because he said it. Once this is done, the man doesnt have to prove his love, with the exception of buying them silly girlly shit like jewerly or flowers, or maybe even going so far as to making her something on his own.
most girls are happier with the idea that someone loves them, then if they are actually being loved and treated as such. by planting this bomb, you have access to all pantie dropping you want.
timing and presentation is key when talking about when to drop this script. If launched to soon the wOMan might see the virus as the lie that it is and drop you like a bad command. If you dont approach it right, the same result maybe the case.
try " we have been friends for a long time, and I realized lately, that more and more, every day.. I love you" or the use of other such tactic's like the use of presentation of expensive jewerly, works well in the forms of flattery.
the use of these aids, along with simply lowering you voice, talking softer, and acting like what you are saying took alot of time, will all be key in helping you win over the trojan's acceptance.
Generally I am not one to use scripts to break into systems. however throughout my years of existence, this one in particular seems to be the easiest of exploit, the hardest to fix, and the most commonly used tactic. for a beginner in the world of hacking, you may want to start it off with use of other such scripts that use beer as a tactic of pursasion.
try it out on someone you get drunk, its got a higher form of acceptance, and maybe easier to test out and find your groove.
syncronizing servers
a common technique that is used in hacking is the attempt of capturing packets by emulation. meaning that your trying to be something your not in order to trick them into getting them to notice you.
same thing works well in the field of hacking women's pants. by trying to emulate something thats rather popular, OR depending on the type of wOMan, the ANTI-Popular popular.
( explained further in the chapter )
to do this is really easy. Simply get some cash together, and go to the gap store on a non busy day. find some rather hot girl there, or any girl for that matter seeing that their sense of design / style must be along that of trends in order for them to work there, and have her basically spend your money for you.
you will need at least 2 weeks of non-rotating clothing in order to find yourself best in the popular swing of things. the reason you do this, is because girls, much like computers, can be tricked into thinking your part of the incrowd or, one of those cute boys she never thought she could get, simply by the emulation of that style.
EXTREMELY usefull when done in conjunction with beer, in the area of nightclubs.
as stated before, there is an anti-popular popular that certain boys will emulate to get the panties to drop. they do this by trying to port themselves to the crowd style, even though it is counter that of the common trends. This is particularly useful when done in the attempt of theft of gothic, punk, or skater girls panties.
Network Awareness
One of the key steps in hacking women's panties is network awareness. Alot like in hacking real systems you need to scan the network to see what open ports are for exploiting. but even more elementary, is finding out what is on the network to work with.
As a general rule of thumb, ugly girls have hot girls as friends.
this rule is taken from " how to be a player ".
if you treat the ugly woman really nicely. she will tell all her friends that she thinks your a great guy. This is not as deep as hacking the panties outright, but it allows coaxing of the other networked users in order for easier pantie manipulation in the future.
Basically, if you treat her nice. she can do alot of ground work for you in order to help you basically authenticate with all the other users in her network ( her friends ). If you come off as an ass no one in that network will even bother with you.
another handy trick in networking awareness is using nmap for women.
much like nmap, there are multiple ways of finding out which ports are open with a wOMan. We do this, for one reason. Information.
by knowing what a woman likes and dislikes, we can then better serve her the information needed for acceptance. there are some methods that involve basic asking questions. Some girls are into the direct scan. ( just sitting with them and asking questions ) much like a quiz, make sure you keep logs. This is important for future exploits. Even in a general scan there are things to be aware of. Some girls are interested in your basic canter, others are into talking somewhat dirty. If you throw in that curve on the conversation by making some what perverted jokes and the sorts, you are basically making her aware of your interest in cracking the panties. This isn't always the worst thing, because there are alot of girls into that.
I would try and keep it on the basic low level scan as a default. This wont weed out any options, and it will let you know whats going on. Sometimes it may be good to do passive scans, that arent traceable back to you. for instance, you can ask her friends about what she likes, or you can hang out with her friends and she's into. by collecting information this way you have done two or three things. you have first entered into a stage of scanning that is very un-noticed by the girls who pants your trying to exploit. so you can pretend your into her things before she even mentions them. ( thus used as tools of hacking panties ). Secondly, you have tipped off her friends ( depending on how advanced the scan is) that your interested in her. so that if she ever talks to them, she can let them know that you were getting interested in topics pretaining to her.
The third thing, may not be good. Her friends may pass along information to her letting her know that you were interested, where she may find your shyness in approaching her unappealing. This is the type of girl who would be more interested in the default scanning approach.
System State Awareness
Another key issue is understanding system states, and basic maintenance operations. by stating this I mean that you need to know where a girl is, what she is doing, why she is doing it, and what it means to her. Most people throw themselves in some sort of system to govern their lives. If you understand this system, you can easily take advantage of things like depression, hornyness, drunkeness, or even just note the inevitable swinging of moods.
A trick to finding this out is the studying of her habitual day to day patterns. some girls for instance are chatty everywhere they go, some are chatty only when your ( or someone she is comfortable with ) is around. You need to basicly classify her person type, so that when she deviates from this course of operations, you know something has changed. By scanning her daily, you should know whats going on in her life, and this will help you in evaluating the cause / effect of the above stated change.
Think of it like this. if a girls ex calls her up, ( and you know this because of scanning ), and he tells her that she is really beautiful and how he made silly mistakes, then she gets with him and starts dropping her panties for him. you already have key information there on what type of person she is. ( one worth exploiting, because she is easy to exploit in the future because she doesnt know how to close ports that have been attacked ) She is the type of girl who falls easily into the I love you trap, and now you have a good chance in finding the hole you need, to get to the hole you want.
What else is important here, is watching the after affect. Sometimes after the exploit girls get defensive towards people around them, to try and make up for her lack of strong securities. this is a sign that now may not be a good time to try your tactics. Other girls get depressed and then they need a shoulder to fall upon. This may be your time to try.
Keep things like this in mind when dealing with hackable systems, and you will go far.
Final Approaching the hack tips
When first hacking, one of the common mistakes is to dick around on the network to long. You need to get in, and get out, as fast and as precise as possible.
When entering the system, you need to know what your doing. You shouldnt attack a system and not know what your trying to exploit it. You need to enter it with a confidence that states that you belong there. Girls, respond to that sort of power.
if you show up at a party, and act like your the shit. girls will recognize that. not all of them, because how you present yourself is system specific. Sometimes one of the best ways to attract the hack, is to pay no attention to the network at all.
Act as though your not there but you are. be the mystery that the girl wants to solve. That alone will give you a pre-emptive insite into her system. Sometimes its also good to attack the girl who sits in the corner alone for half the evening. approach it as, your alot like her, and your the kinda guy who wouldnt mind sitting with her and talking ( scanning ) with her.
In essence, you need to port yourself on every occasion in a manner that the target can read.
If you try to port yourself into a girls life, for something more then pantie exploits I dont recommend using any of the above part of this article. You cant go to the windows server room and expect to see reliability, because Its not there. You run it because your a lazy bastard, and a conformist bitch. Dont try and make something into something its not.
Basically, if your reading this, and planning on doing any of it. dont pussy foot around.
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I am writing this for a few reasons. First and foremost I am writing this article for my general disconcern in the status of the security of women's panties. If girls dont get their shit together, they will fall a victim to the worst of men.
