The Discordant Opposition Journal Issue 7 - File 8
:The Girlfriend Story:
cronus@iol.ie
Is it hypocritical to love your girlfriend but still be infatuated with another girl? Some would say it depends on your definition of love. Do I love her or am I in love with her. I hope you see the subtle difference, cause I sure don't.
This isn't an article on girls, we already have one of them from the Illustrious Gangsta himself. Think of a girl as a server. As my father used to say 'its ok to look but not touch.' The whole world can see her, have a look, but not everyone can touch. But the hacker can touch, feel and enjoy her. Her being the server you'll remember.
I love my girlfriend, but I yearn for a change. I don't want to abandon her, just experiment. Branch out. What is the obvious choice? Have an open relationship. I may be young, but trust me that doesn't work. The next best option is to go behind her back. But thats like wiping a server's harddrive after you've rooted it simply because you can. That is black hat hacking and unethical. No I wouldn't go behind her back.
Picture my girlfriend, she is almost perfect. But the qualities she doesn't have are embedded in the object of my spare desires. I love to visit the server I can't have. The telnet MOTD says 'UNAUTHOURIZED ACCESS' so you start to salivate and dream of getting inside. The cute brunette passes as you wait for your girlfriend and your tongue rolls out onto the ground with desire. The beauty of the unattainable.
When I'm with my girlfriend, I'm happy. When we're apart, my eyes have a habit of wandering. My eyes and other parts of my male anatomy. The webserver that I run at work is nice and neat. It does what I want it to do, it never complains and it suits me. But ever now and again I long for the webserver in the next office, just to compare, just to see what I'm missing.
Hacking a server is easy, once you've done it once the next one is easier. You have hack as many systems as you wish without getting a tarnished reputation, infact it will help. Women are so much more complex. Their intrusion detection routines involve frequent trips to the bathroom in pairs and a gaggle of friends to reveal her whereabouts should she vanish.
I would urge girlfriends who read this to be both understanding and leanient. And I urge boyfriends to indulge desires occasionally just so you now what you've got when you have it.
Once last word, if your gonna do it, don't get caught. And I'm not talking about hacking... [Cue evil genius laugh] Muhahahaha....
... intoxicated with the madness ...
cronus (at) iol (dot) ie
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