Super Alfonso
Alfonso is a 27-year-old young man who lives alone in his house in the famous metropolis of La Spezia, a Ligurian town that to call a metropolis would certainly be excessive: that's why we did it.
Alfonso is currently dusting off the attic, but the box he found is really heavy to move. What's happening ?! The crate is moving! And here is a deep and gloomy voice that rises from the chest: "Is it permitted, Sor Alfonso?". Alfonso finally opens the box and full of wonder sees a great old man come out without a hair on his head, with a very long beard, full of wrinkles and signs of advanced age. "Who are you, Enzo Biagi?" Says Alfonso. But the old man replies: "Don't allow yourself anymore, peasant. I am the old sorcerer Pincus Pallinus, and I came to tell you that your time has come. Wear this suit and this cloak, they will give you magical powers that will allow you to fly. and they will give you an exceptional power: from now on you are done doing a cabbage all day, like all the sons of dads. Your task will be to bring justice where there is none, and not only in the political environment. Among your ancestors there were great people who dominated the world: first of all the god Apollo ... ". "My God, my God ...". "Yes, your god, precisely your uncle god. Then the Herculean Ercole, the Macisteo Maciste, the center forward Paulo Roberto Falcao, etc. etc .. But now I have to leave you". "One moment, Pippus Topolinus ...". "Pincus Pallinus!". "Ah, yes, Pincus Pallinus. Do you think I will be able to bring justice as you ask me?". "What do I care? They are yours. Goodbye." And he disappeared (the sorcerer, of course).
So Alfonso, after putting on the suit, shouted: "Sorcerer, if you hear me, wouldn't you have a suit one size less?". The old man's answer was censored.
And Alfonso said: "Well, I can go, I'll be back tonight that I want to see the Smurfs."
Flying over the houses of La Spezia, Alfonso sees some shady guys who are about to throw a bomb on an armored truck. Quickly, he warns them: "Hey, guys, throw that stuff in your hand right now!". One of the two thieves, frightened, throws the bomb at him, as he had asked. But Alfonso's was not "Booom !!!", a good idea, as the young paladin had not calculated that, taking the bomb in flight, it would explode in his hand. Fortunately, though, thanks to his superpowers, the superhero doesn't even have a scratch. And then, a mistake can also happen.
Passing by the sea, Alfonso notices that, due to a sudden tsunami, the sea is about to flood his city: so, as fast as light, he rushes to the beach and with his superpowers sucks up all the excess water and prevents the sea from flooding. all of La Spezia. A superhero, however, should remember that when he draws in such a quantity of water he should not spit it back into the sky, but into the open sea. This Super Alfonso did not remember: probably for this reason in La Spezia and its surroundings there were five days of uninterrupted rain and very strong sobs wandering in the sky.
Super Alfonso, trying to get away from the rain, saw a terrible car accident on a nearby road, at which the police had already arrived. Our hero rushed with an admirable series of stunts to the crash site to try to lend a hand: however, when a hero still cannot fly very well he should refrain from certain stunts. Super Alfonso did not take this into account, therefore, rushing to the place where the two cars had collided, he hit with all his power one of the cars that closed the tail, thus causing one of the most terrible rear-end collisions that are remembered in the history of humanity.
At that moment, the legendary Super Alfonso saw for the second and last time the old wise man Pincus Pallinus, who said to him: "My boy, do not be angry if I tell you but as a superhero you are worth a little less than half a slap, for keep your overalls and cloak and fly to a safe place as fast as you can before all the police patrols are behind you, and please make sure you don't try to help humanity anymore because, in addition to doing disgusting, it seems to me that it is a little bad: you know, in a single city, in a single afternoon, there has never been a bomb attack, a tsunami and a car accident.
Since that day Super Alfonso has not been seen in circulation throughout Europe, but it seems that in Australia there is a wild crazy dressed up for Carnival with a big "A" drawn on the suit who always hopes that some misfortune will happen in order to intervene. Local authorities have already been notified.
