Call to a public office
Driiin ..., driiin ..., ...
"Hello."
"Hello, good morning. I'm looking for ..."
"I will check if he is here, please wait in the line."
"... ... ..."
"... ... ... I'm sorry, I could not find him. Please call again later."
"But sorry, you didn't even let me finish the sentence ..."
"I'm sorry. I guess you'll want to complain about this. I'll pass the complaints office to you."
"Complaints office. Good morning. How can I help you ?"
"Well ... nothing! I just want ..."
"You could have said it right away. I'll pass the wishing office to you. Wait in line."
"Hello, Here the wishing office. What do you want?"
"Listen to me, please. I'm looking for ..."
"So why are you talking to the wishing office? If you're looking for someone, you need to talk to the search office. I'll pass it to you right away ..."
"Search office, tell me."
"Well, now I'm losing my patience! I ..."
"Well, in this case it's better if you talk to the Complaints Office. One second, huh ..."
"Complaints Office. Tell them everything."
"Look, are you done teasing me?"
"But you are the gentleman from before ... You are the one that is making fun of us by keeping calling!"
"Look, I'm not having fun at all. Now ..."
"I'll hand you to our Friend Number, which will cheer you up."
"Friend number. Good morning. What is it, tell me everything, I'm here to listen to you."
"Look, I don't know who to talk to anymore. I'm just ..."
"Well, if you don't know who to talk to, you'd better ask the Information Office. Wait on the line, I'll pass it to you."
"Information Office. What do you want to know?"
"I just want to know if there is Mr. ..."
"Well, the Personnel Office will surely be able to tell it to you. I'll pass it to you ..."
"Personnel Department. Tell me."
"Let's see! Do you think that at least you will be able to answer my question !?"
"I don't know, but you can ask the Forecasts Office. I'll hand it over to you right away."
"Forecast Office. What do you want me to foresee?"
"Nothing. What I'm interested in knowing if ..."
"Well, then I'll hand you the search office."
"Search office. Who is this?"
"The... "
"You again?"
"Look, I'm looking for a person but no one answers me."
"Well, we'll make an exception. Tell me who you're looking for, I'll do it."
"Oh, finally. So, I'm looking for Mr. ..."
"Sorry, we're closing. Call back tomorrow."
... tlack ...
