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 · 2 years ago

 

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gargle gargle snarfle upple-uppaguss guss puss

gargle puss three times a day for optimum phlegm

NYAH, says the alternate. NAY! on NYAH, says the candidate. my mom may
have a phD in philosophy bubbles, but your mom has lettuce leaves for ears.
i am talking about CRUNCHY HEARING!

i have a chunk of feta in my ear. can you hear the cheese? what i mean
was, can you squeeze it?

i don't think so, it's been there a long time, it's molded to my ear and
it's moldy, everything is moldified, leaked into my brain for permanent
storage gooooooooopsy doooooooo.

gumfumbumdiddlycumquat

jack be nimble jack be quick jack burnt his jack-off now it's a candlestick.
he came down with malaria and smells like lemon mist. don't order out of
those fattening catalogs, they'll charge you an arm and a leg and give you
eight times the poundage back. this is only bad if you don't live in
london. this is only bad if you don't live in london. this is only bad if
you don't live in. this is only. bad.

my foot grew a brain and began to twitch when the phone rang. i began to
wish i could squish my toes into a language.

this is the chicken and the duck song!
we love to bawk 'n quack all day long!

so you think you can stop me and spit in my eyeyeyes?! so you think you can
love me and leave me to DIIIIEYEYE? oh, baaaaabaaaaay. can't do this to me
baaaabaaaaay. just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta HEYAH.

and there will be no food, no shelter, and certainly no legg roll for you,
cheeky.

glam flambo mayo hurts my tongue

poop in my hand, right here

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