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Once upon a time there was a little man who lived in a little house
in a little town near you.
His name was Frank, and like all franks he was completely disfigured.
I mean, you shoulda seen this guy. His hand was attached to his
head, and stuff. Crazy.
He used to hand out LSD for Halloween until one year a very plump
parent of a child decided to take some candy from their child, and eat it.
This parent started convusling while watching Jenny Jones, or some
other equally annoying talk show that has repetative subplots, and induces
an overwhelming urge to vomit frequently.
The colours starting twisting, spining, she imagined mormons fighting
over whose god ate the most toothpicks, and other inhuman acts on the
musical industry.
Later she was commited into an institution with many of the stars
from the hit t.v. show "Family Ties."
Candice Cameron also stopped by to visit a couple of the cast,
especially that ugly bitch that always annoyed Michael J. Fox's Charcter.
I hated her, she wasn't funny at all, and just made trouble for Alex
P. Keaton!
Dukes of Hazzard was a good show. How did the car get over those
cliffs?
and that my friends is the story of frank. the little man, in a
little house, in a little town not far from you.
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