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"I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"Daddy, I think this is my very first favorite song." -- me, age 4
"Jeopardy" by the Greg Kihn Band
"Jeopardy is my favorite show, so this is my favorite song." -- me,
age 5
"Raspberry Beret" by Prince
"Strawberry Shortcake/The kind you find in a Dairy Queen store"
-- me and my sister
"Waiting For the Night" by Depeche Mode
"PLAYITAGAINPLAYITAGAINPLAYITAGAINPLAYITAGAIN do NOT talk to me like
I'm fucking retarded." -- both me, learning an important lesson
why hallucinogens are bad
"I Want Your Sex" by George Michael
"That's not a girl, that's a transvestite" -- my mom
"Space-Dye Vest" by Dream Theater
Everything makes sense now.
"Fat" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" -- my grandma who owns a Playstation
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson
"TURN THE CHANNEL IT'S SCARY!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" -- my sister
"Dirty Nursery Rhymes" by 2 Live Crew
"Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'" -- some 7 year old girl in a park
"Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westward
"I CANNOT SHAVE YOU! I CAN'T EVEN SHAVE MYSELF!" -- effy
"2pac is so CuTE!" -- Kristen
"The Lizard" by Saigon Kick
[my sister standing against the wall, flicking her tongue]
"Icicle" by Tori Amos
"This song is about masturbation" -- creepy Don wearing sweatpants
with no underwear underneath... ughghhghg
"311 Sucks" by Anal Cunt
"This song is for you, Bill" -- me
"My World" by Guns 'N' Roses
"Summer says we can say 'fuck' because it's in the song" -- Mitch
"You're So Vain" by Carly Simon
"But this song makes no sense! What if the song really IS about you?
Then you're not being vain! Then she's just being a bitch! SHE'S SO
STUPID!" -- my sister, age 7
"The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin
"I'm TRYING to play the song, but she won't stop 'do do dooing'
along!" -- John, a week before I dumped him
"Junkie" by Poe
"Your CD is all wrong!" -- me, angry about sampling rights
Pink Floyd's Ummagumma: "Don't listen to that album if you're going to do
mushrooms" -- Oregano
"It Doesn't Matter" by the Chemical Brothers
"BILL'S GETTIN' NAKED IN MY HOUSE! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!" -- me,
learning more hallucinogen lessons
"Alabama Song" by The Doors
"Who are the Doors?" -- Sarah
"Seasons" by Tyketto
Arb. Speech class. "So long ago..."
"Never Say Goodbye" by Bon Jovi
"Let's pretend that you like me and I like you back" -- Chris
"Time of the Season" by the Zombies
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!" -- 8 of my friends, loudly, in Venture
"Startin' Up a Posse" by Anthrax
"Don't tell my mom" -- me, to my mom's friend Michelle, who was cool
"Fish Heads" by Barnes & Barnes
"One... two... three... *SMACK*" -- Terri, knocking me onto the
lunchroom floor
"Do Me" by Bell Biv DeVoe
"Why not? Weren't you the one who published the lyrics to 'Cherry
Pie' in the school newspaper?" -- some chick in the hall in 8th grade
"The Road Behind" by GWAR
creepy redheaded stalker guy who sent me a GWAR mix tape for no
reason other than I had heard of GWAR
"Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" by Sophie B. Hawkins
"'Jungle Book' is just a metaphor" -- Nando
"I wonder if this is like voodoo, like, if they're on the bus getting all
excited" -- Jen, as she and I licked Hostess cakes off New Kids posters
"Da Funk" by Daft Punk
"I'll trade you the Doghead video for an advance copy of Chasing Amy"
-- Trav Van Dam
"Epic" by Faith No More
"Cocaine. Look at him. COCAINE." -- my mom, watching FNM on SNL
"Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)" by Samantha Fox
"Tell him what I'm doing right now." -- Mickie, on the phone with her
boyfriend, licking her lips
"Show Me The Way" by Alias
"I don't believe in birthdays" -- Jason, the Jehovah's Witness boy
"Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles
"I'm not drunk enough" -- me at karaoke
"Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync
"Don't tell anyone this, but if this song came on the radio or MTV, I
might not change it" -- name withheld to protect the guilty as fuck
"Mr. Roboto" by Styx
"In my hand, I have the worst song ever made" -- Dru
"Everybody Wants You" by Billy Squier
"BILLY SQUIER MMMM BABY... Take off my panties and throw 'em on the
ceiling, they'll stick there for three days" -- Kelly
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