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I have invented a new type of humor. Perhaps not a new type of humor
altogether, perhaps it is just a new form of joke. But it is not just one
joke I have invented here, it is a family of jokes, one can use this format
indefinitely, until one ran out of words, till the brain could no longer
come up with ideas. Computers running at full force would take years,
perhaps decades to fully mine this new joke format.
I cannot quite put it into exact words, I can only give examples, you
will probably catch on easily, dear reader, I have faith. Eventually the
scholars of humor will dissect this and give its parts their own names and
terms and the list of vital papers on the subject will be large and the joke
format will be dissected and cease to be funny. But that time is off in the
future, for now we have the new format to work with. We can play with it,
stretch its boundries before it gets codified and turned into just another
mounted butterfly in a seldom visited room of a creepy old museum.
I give you the cutting edge of humor. Use it wisely, my dear reader,
comedy is not pretty.
Joke example #1.
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Todd: My friend, would you like to hear a joke?
Frank: Yes, that sounds delightful, please tell.
Todd: Your mother is a whore and I cannot stand anything about her, that
witch is evil and she smells like vomit and her cooking tastes like
dog poop.
Frank: !!?? why you...
Todd: I am just joking.
Frank: oh, it was a joke, ahaha haha
THE END
Joke example #2
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Mary and Brian are on a subway, they are white, they get off at the
wrong subway stop and find themselves in a neighborhood full of blacks, and
they encounter a group of black youths who seem to be part of a street gang.
Mary: I think we better go.
Brian: Too late, they will catch us anyway.
Crispy (one of the street gang members): That is correct, you two are not
going anywhere. We are going to put some whoomping on your buttox,
and then steal your money.
Mary: Do something, Brian.
Brian: I will use humor to get us out of this situation, that will defuse
the tensions.
Mary: yes, please do.
Crispy: Prepare to die.
Brian: You crazy negroes are all the same, you don't have no education and
you all use drugs and kill each other and eat fried chicken and
watered melon.
Crispy: Now you are going to suffer as you die!
Brian: I was just joking, that was a joke!
Crispy: Ahahha, that is a good joke, you are all right by me. Come on, me
and the rest of my street gang friends are going to escort you
safely to the subway.
Mary: My hero, comedy saves the day.
THE END
And there you have it, a whole new form of the joke, a giant leap
forward in comedy. Brought to you by your second best friend: oregano.
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