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Rabbits, rabbits, urgh, as if I wasn't enough into the Wonderland
mind frame on occasion I've wound up with a white rabbit for a pet.
Interesting considering the dorm doesn't allow pets....
I call him 'Grrrrrrrrr,' the little white dwarf rabbit with blue
eyes. I'll explain in a moment.
For you see, I hardly think the white rabbit in the story stopped to
take a piss where ever he liked. Unfortunately, I don't think mine happened
to read Alice in Wonderland, so I suppose it means getting to do a lot more
laundry.
But otherwise this is how it has gone down. He looks cute, then when
your guard happens to be down, he lets loose, little bastard. As if finding
soiled underwear floating in the goddamn toilet at work or having my boss
decide that even though I'm working a full day shift I only need half an
hour to find, prepare and eat the only meal I get to consume for the day
instead of an hour wasn't bad enough, I get a rabbit lacking any sort of
bladder control.
But I love 'em, admittedly, even if he's pissed on my beanbag, my
laptop, his food and water dish (which thankfully he stopped doing now) and
a small amount of shirts and pants, not to mention my bf's roommate, his
clothing, carpet, couch... you'd think a small thing like that wouldn't
contain so much damn pee.
Understand the 'Grrrr' thing now?
But ah well, he's just a baby still, and all he has to do is look at
me with those little blue eyes of his and I can't help cuddling him until he
decides to let loose once more. Urgh, great pet huh?
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