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One time my friend
Scott
said I should learn more about God.
So one day I asked him about attending church with him
and he told me if I wanted to ride with him
I needed to come up with some
gas money.
Scott and I went out drinking one Saturday night.
He went to church the following Sunday.
I didn't.
He asked for forgiveness.
I didn't.
He told me that I should ask for forgiveness.
He asked me if I understood.
I didn't.
He drank more beer than I did.
But God doesn't care about that apparently.
One time my friend
Kirk
said I should learn more about God.
So one day he invited me up to his music studio
where he only records
Christian bands.
That day there was a band in the studio
who wasn't
Christian.
Kirk explained to me that the
rent
was due. He asked me if I understood.
I didn't.
Later Kirk asked me for a copy of some software.
I asked him if he knew that was illegal.
He did.
I made him a copy
and delivered it to him
on Sunday.
But God doesn't care about that apparently.
Because he needed it
and the rent was due.
One time my friend
Tommy
said I should learn more about God.
Tommy said we should get together sometime and
do something.
So I called him once and he
didn't return my call.
Then I called him a week later and he
didn't return my call.
Then I waited a month and called him. He
didn't return my call.
Then one day the phone rang
and it was Tommy
and his computer was broken
and wanted to know if I would fix it for him
on Sunday
while he was in church.
I did.
When he picked up his computer
he said we should go out and eat the next day
so I called him the next day
and Tommy
didn't return my call.
I wanted to pretend like I didn't understand but
I did.
One time my friend
Corey
said I should learn more about God.
So he invited me to his church
and I was going to go
but my grandmother got sick
so I went to see her instead.
When I got to her house she was hungry
so I took her out for lunch.
When I got there, I saw Corey and his friends
making a mess.
They left trash everywhere
and were being
rude
to all the employees.
They didn't leave a
tip
on their table.
I left a couple of dollars for them.
On the way out I watched them let the door go
and hit a woman in a wheelchair.
I opened the door for the woman
and held it open for my grandmother as well.
In the parking lot
Corey
scolded me for missing
church
and told me I should try and be a better Christian.
I punched him in the mouth
and told him it was from
God.
He told me I wasn't welcome at his church anymore.
I told him that he was supposed to forgive me
and if he was ready to turn the other cheek
I had another message from God for him.
He told me to fuck myself.
Some day when I'm
dead
and I'm standing in front of
God
and he asks me if I went to
Church
I'll have to say
no.
And if he asks
I'll tell him
I used to hold the doors for old people at restaurants
and I'll tell him
I went out of my way to talk to people in wheelchairs
and I'll tell him
about all the charity computer work I did for people
and I'll tell him
That I lived a good life and was a good person
and I'll tell him
that I never stepped into a church and asked forgiveness -
instead
I lived my life the best I knew how
and I think
he'll understand
because I think that's what
God cares about.
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