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'Anada is cat-friendly..o*`
yeah so originally i was all excited about writing some incredible
novel, however, it is late at night and i still have some math to do so i
think instead i will just write some poetry about killer butterflies.
"killer butterflies"
killer butterflies, why must you kill
the butter and the flies?
killer butterfiles, why must you kill,
the butts and the files?
killer butterfiles, why must the world
seek you out, eat your heart and scream in your ear so loud that you can't
hear yourself think?
killer butterflies, why did i catch you looking at those nake women i
thought i told you son, i didn't raise no homo!
aghhhh this is bad this textfile reeks so bad it is actually
physically painful to write i think i will be sick. i used to be funny but
now, now i am just a washed out no good goof.
no i swear all of this is still content, DON'T DELETE ANYTHING!
one day i was walking down the street and i saw a girl and she was so
beautiful i decided to keep walking because if i stopped then i wouldn't
make it in time to get hit by the car on the busy road because i knew she
was so good that i would never be able to fork her. so then i am continuing
on my journey to be assrammed possibly if i am lucky by the jaguar on the
hood of a jaguar and this dog is barking his head off and i'm thinking "oh
great my day is great" and then the dog runs at me and then there is about
to be a funny but painful seen where he bites me in the crotch or something
but instead he just got zapped by his invisible doggy collar fence. I guess
I would be sad about it but that goes against my policy of non self
castration.
and another time i was sitting in class and i got really bored and i
do three things when i get bored -- i tear, i snot, and then i get really
horny for no reason. i think i've given up on actually finding a real
girl -- instead i will fantasize about non-existent girls for the rest of my
life until finally one day i will die and then someone will ass-rape me in
the morgue and that will be all of the action i ever get.
okay so i am still walking toward the jaguar by now i am bored so
there is already my dream girl sitting in it and i see this mailbox and i
think "gee that mailbox is so big it could fit a dead body and a taco
inside" so then i'm wondering why i thought something that stupid -- the
body could be alive -- but it was big anyway. more of a burrito mailbox
anyway. (chirp)(chirP)
'boo get off the stage you loser'
no, but gees i swear i am really trying to get this done you know
'shutup you prick' 'get off the stage' 'you suck'
hey now.
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if you can't tell that's a hook.
eat my pants, thoroughly! so truly is your dedication, that you suck
eggs while feeding your bathing outlet juniper! oh, my, of goodness -- why
ever have you taken the wedding from the natural superstitions of fancy?
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