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There once was a kitty, a kitty so small.
This kitty wasn't very big at all
But the thing that would be this kitty's fall
Was this kitty had balls that hung on his paw
There was a man named Gina, he hated this so
Gina was such a loser -- kind hearted soul
Full of reprive and plenty self-loathed
But Gina was Canadian with a heart of gold
One day Gina saw this miserable sort
It was a kitty in pain, it had a big wort
Just hanging on his paw. So Gina the dork
Took this kitty home cause he just got off work.
When Gina realized that this kitty was manly
Gina said hey, I'll name his fucker Stanley
And so it was, what a beautiful family
Till Gina one day started his planning
Gina said hey I can make some cash
And pull my dreams from out of my ass
And become the greatest hockey player that anyone has ever seen it'll be
magnificent this is something you can't deny me from whence I was a
little man I had wanted to glide in that ring of ice and create such
havok on another man's teeth what a beautiful day who can I play for
I'm not a Kings fan and I fucking hate the Raiders I think I'll play
for an upnorth team maybe play for the Senators or I'll try for the
Flames but it's the Oilers who really hammer my nail eh boy Edmonton
can really take it to the next level and so there Gina went and
played the sport of sports and became a valuable player with an
average 3 goals per game recording an Oilers record of 10 goals in
one game vs the Dallas Stars and the fans went crazy chanting his
name and then Gina realized where he was he sitting on the couch in
his living room staring at the glass reflection of the kitty with his
nuts on his kitty-paws perched on his coffee table and Gina stood and
smashed the kitty with his 8' mod. black hard soled galvanized rubber
water resistant paratrooper boots 14.97 while supplies last at HQ
military surplus, item # 14bc7-ptb
Coz
Gina said he was a real man
And would be satisfied as an Edmonton fan
He'd go about life without freaky-cat Stan
Only kitty ever to have balls on his hands
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