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Hello. I am Billy. Today at school we learned about polar bears in
science. They are really big and white and i like them a lot. When i grow
up I'm going to get a polar bear. I want to get 13 cats and some snakes and
a bunch of lizarrds that will live in the house with me and they will be
nice too.
At lunch at school today I poured milk on my head and everyone
laughed except for Ms Bailey who said it was a dumb thing to do. She is
mean and I'm going to shoot her with my laser eyes right in the butt!
I have to go take a bath now. Okay bye.
[*****]
Hello. I just got home from school. Today in gym class, we played
that game with the big parachute and every one stands around it and everyone
lifts it up and runs underneath it and lets it fall on top of them. It was
fun. Except when Jenny touched my butt when we were under the parachute. I
hate her. She is stupid and dumb in the head. One of these days, im going
to dump her desk all over the floor and it will be funny and the best.
Okay, I'm going to go watch cartoons now. BYE!
[*****]
Today at school we had pizza for lunch. Pizza is the best lunch
ever. Although, sloppy joes are good too. They should give you french
fries with pizza and pickles too.
In history today we learned about how evil Nazis are.
During recess, we were playing kick ball and i kicked a homerun but
it went so far that i ran around the bases twice and teacher said i was a
show off. One of these days I'm going to bring my dinosaur to school and
he's gonna eat her for me. Hes the best and his name is Rocko.
Time to go eat Dunkaroos! Bye!
[*****]
Today, I was playing with my dog, Rambo. I threw a stick at him and
it just hit him in the face and I felt really bad and then i started
laughing but then i felt bad again.
Later, i was practicing back flips with my pet dinosaur, Rocko, and
he did a back flip and crushed our house. Daddy says we have to live in the
car and eat out of dumpsters now and that we have to use the time machine to
send Rocko back in time where all the other dinosaurs are. I told him we
should go back in time to stop Rocko from crushing our house but he said,
"Silly Billy, thats silly. What's in the past is in the past." I almost
had Rocko eat him but then daddy promised to take me to see Pokemon 3 again.
Sorry Rocko.
[*****]
Today, in school, this boy in my class named timmy wrote the word sex
on the chalkboard and every one went EEEEEEEeeeeeeee! and then he erased it
really fast.
Today at school, we had tuna sandwiches for lunch. It was gross and
it was bad.
I'm gonna go play frisbee with Rambo now. BYE!
[*****]
This week is school vacation! No stupid school for a week! This is
good and the best too! When i woke up today I got to watch lots of cartoons
that I don't ever get to watch because I am in stupid school all the time.
I don't think I'm going to go to school ever again then I can watch all
these awesome cartoons all day long forever and ever.
Today my dad has to take Rambo to his school so he can learn not to
be bad anymore. He chews on the chairs and barks alot so he has to go to
school so he wont do that. I hope they don't make him take a math test
because he isn't good at math. When he helped me with my homework i got a
0.
Okay, i'm going to go make water balloons and throw them at the girls
outside. bye.
[*****]
Hello. Today my mom took me to the mall and i got brand new
sneakers. They are neat and are shiny bright white. We ate McDonalds at
the food court and i got a Big Mac meal. I ate it all because i am a pig.
hahaha. We went to the movies and saw Pokemon 3 again. Its is the best and
it is a good movie too. Mom says we can't go see it again or she'll cry
though.
Well, I'm going to go eat cookies and watch the Olsen Twins show Two
of a Kind on Fox Family. Ashley is a hottie! heheheh.
[*****]
POO
POO IT'S BROWN AND IT IS SMELLY LIKE REALLY BAD SMELLING THINGS. YOU
SIT DOWN AND IT COMES OUT OF YOUR BUM AND THEN YOU SPRAY STUFF SO IT DOES
NOT SMELL BAD IN THE BATHROOM. EYAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.
ONE TIME I GOT FAKE JOKE POO AND I PUT IT ON MY SISTER'S BED AND SHE
SCREAMED AND CRIED AND IT WAS FUNNY BECASUE IT WASNT REAL IT WAS FAKE. I
GOTS IN TROUBLE THOUGH AND HAD TO CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH A TOOTH BRUSH. I
USED MY SISTERS THOUGH. AND I GOT IN TROUBLE AGAIN. BUT I USED MY
TELLPORTASIONB THING AND I WENT TO DISNEY WORLKD AND GAVE MICKEY A HUG.
RAMBO WAS THERE TOO AND HE ATE ICE CREAM BARS AND PLAYED WITH PLUTO.
OKAY BYE/
[*****]
There once was a hot glue gun named Smitty. He was the bestest
shiniest glue gun you ever did saw. You had to plug him in and wait for him
to warm up, but once you did that he would be a crime fighting machine.
Once, this guy with a bag on his head tried to rob a bank with a carrot, but
Smitty the hot glue gun swooped down and glued the bad fellow to the floor
and the police came and arrested him for endagering the life of a very
orange carrot. Smitty the hot glue gun won a pulitzer prize for his book on
thermonuclear salad shooting swiss army knife ab rockers and everyone gave
him a pizza party.
The end.
[*****]
There once was a boy named Marcus who liked to bathe in puddles. One
day, he was bathing in a puddle when a rhinocerous came up to him and it
looked really sad and not very happy at all. "what is the matter,
rhinocerous?" asked Marcus. And then the rhinocerous said, "You are bathing
in my drinking water and when you do so it makes the water taste like poo."
And then Marcus said, "rhinocerous, i was here first so go find some out
rain puddle to drink out of!" and then the rhincerous gored Marcuz with his
horn and threw him into outer space and now he lives in a bubble on the
planet Mars.
the end.
[*****]
if only i could live with you on mars. i think we would have fun and
it would be the best in a bubble. we could play super mario kart and listen
to cds and we could bring my dog Rambo and we would be nice not never ever
bite you. and i would pick you a space flower and it would be nice and
smell good too. when we go to sleep at night we can throw rocks at the
earth and give the stars a drop kick to the scrotum.
You're so rad.
the end.
[*****]
One time a long time ago there was a magical snake that would lift
trucks with his super muscle arms. He was specialest because he had arms
and no other snakes have arms because its unpossible for most snakes to have
arms because they dotn usually have arms. So, the snakes name was Dave and
he liked to throw trucks at people that did not corss the street in the
corsswalk cuz he was a crossing guard snake and he protected all the
children and their bright striped shirts and cargo pants. Then, one day,
Dave the snake was eating a apple muffin and a rock felled on him and he got
brain cancer.
The end.
[*****]
There was a bear who liked to go to the part of the woods where all
the people would eat food and take the food and eat the food because he was
hungry and was sick of eating berries and sticks and junk. One day, the
bear tried to grab a bucket of chicken from this old lady's hand and the old
lady hit the bear in the nose with her cane and then the bear started to cry
alot so the lady shared her chicken with him and her lemonade too.
the end.
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