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' anada "I Went To the Grocery Store" 25 feb '
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Gloomchen vs. Lachrymite
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i went to the grocery store and bought
adirondack mountains
bulbasaur
custard pie
dental floss
elephantitis of the nuts
farmer floyd
gorganzola cheese
helium
ignorant fans from a limp bizkit concert
jamesy
kamikaze lemmings
lemur turds
moms crusty vibrator
noriega
olive flavored ice cream
pimpin' robots
quarter hoes
rat poison
silly cat comix
transformers
uterine lining
viagra
wooly mammoths
xerox machines
yeti
zoobulee zoo
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Alek vs. Lachrymite
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I went to the grocery store and bought
an aborted fetus
a belgian hooker
cunt lips
a double ended dildo
eucalyptus leaves
a flobie
genetalia of an ox
a harmonica
insect repellant
jugular veins
karakul
limp wristed drag queens
mustard gas
narcoleptic truck drivers
an ogre
penis stretchers
queer little trinkets
retard sex manuals
sixteen smelly snatches
tinky winky teletubbie dolls
an upside-down cross
vicks vapor rub
wrought iron condoms
xwrestling.com
a yeti
ziggurats!
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Gloomchen vs. Effy
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[16:29] <bellossom> ACROBATS
[16:30] <effy> beer
[16:30] <bellossom> cosmic moon power
[16:30] <effy> dream theater
[16:31] <bellossom> endocrinologists
[16:31] <effy> fascination
[16:32] <bellossom> gel pens
[16:32] <effy> hot sex
[16:33] <bellossom> indestructable combs
[16:33] <effy> juggling jesters
[16:35] <bellossom> kevin moore, complete with duct tape
[16:36] <effy> LaBrie, with a green card
[16:36] <bellossom> mushu chicken
[16:36] <effy> neurotic grandmothers
[16:37] <bellossom> olive headed people
[16:37] <effy> poop filled pasta pockets
[16:38] <bellossom> quick RED foxes
[16:38] <effy> resinated wranglers from reefer-headed rednecks
[16:38] <bellossom> sucky sucky five dolla
[16:39] <effy> tihuana crack whores
[16:39] <bellossom> under the butt nut huts
[16:40] <effy> vermicous knid kidneys fried in butter
[16:40] <bellossom> worchestershire sauce
[16:41] <effy> x is gay
[16:42] <bellossom> yesterday's meat loaf (is today's sloppy joes)
[16:43] <effy> Ziego Vuantar
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Jphish
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I'm going to the picnic and I'm bringing:
asbestos insulation
brine shrimp
the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney
a dromedary
the Elephant Man's bones
fromage
Gilligan's hat
Huffy the Hippo
an igloo
Janice Joplin
Kira's still-breaking heart
lemmings
marsupials from the Queensland province of Australia
nectarines
OJ's defense team
pink flamingos
Quentin Tarantino
radioactive lesbian nazi hookers
Spice Girls-seeking missles
tea (Earl Grey)
the uterus of a cloned sheep
Victor Hugo's pen
washboards to play music at Appalachian family reunions
the planet X
a bottle of Yahoo with a syringe inside
the Zahina's cans of spray paint.
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Hardk0re vs. Gloomchen
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[22:42] <harbey> APPLES
[22:43] <bellossom> bisquick snatch, i made it from scratch
[22:44] <harbey> chocolate covered condoms!
[22:45] <bellossom> disembodied heads
[22:46] <harbey> eleven whores!
[22:46] <bellossom> fistfuls of dollars
[22:47] <harbey> gigantic vagina's
[22:47] <bellossom> hiccupping bullfrogs
[22:48] <harbey> illegitimate children
[22:49] <bellossom> julia roberts' horse mouth
[22:52] <harbey> KINKY HORSES
[22:53] <bellossom> laminating machines
[22:54] <harbey> MONTY HALL
[22:56] <bellossom> NSA employees
[22:56] <harbey> OVARIES
[22:57] <bellossom> pasta necklaces
[22:58] <harbey> quintuplet porn stars
[22:59] <bellossom> rusty cages
[22:59] <harbey> sassy whores
[23:14] <bellossom> tittie twisters
[23:14] <harbey> urinary systems
[23:17] <bellossom> vindictive bitches
[23:21] <harbey> white trash
[23:21] <bellossom> xanadu
[23:24] <harbey> YOUNG WOMEN
[23:25] <bellossom> zippity doo dah!#@!
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Drunkass Gloomchen vs. Lachrymite, in its entirety
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DEMONIC pikachu (4:07:27 AM): I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND I BOUGHT
ASPIRATORS
DEMONIC pikachu (4:07:30 AM): YOUR TURN
DEMONIC pikachu (4:07:32 AM): B
Lachrymite (4:08:02 AM): OH
Lachrymite (4:08:16 AM): i went to the grocery store, and i bought
aspirators, and barnacles!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:08:16 AM): hhahah
DEMONIC pikachu (4:08:20 AM): WHO'S BEEEN DRINKING BITCH
DEMONIC pikachu (4:08:48 AM): coke machines shaped like r2d2
Lachrymite (4:08:51 AM): obviously you, because only in an alcohol
induced flashback would you start playing this
again :)
Lachrymite (4:09:06 AM): douche kits
Lachrymite (4:09:26 AM): (luxury style, of course)
DEMONIC pikachu (4:09:55 AM): hahahhahaha
DEMONIC pikachu (4:10:04 AM): ebonics dictionaries
Lachrymite (4:10:24 AM): fruitopia
DEMONIC pikachu (4:11:11 AM): gregorian monks
Lachrymite (4:11:24 AM): himalayan cats
DEMONIC pikachu (4:12:35 AM): ignorant iowan muthafukAZZZZz
Lachrymite (4:13:03 AM): i think talking to drunk people i mskaing me
drunk, beucause sudddenly i cant type
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:05 AM): AHHHH THERE IS A MOTH IN MY HOUSE
Lachrymite (4:13:22 AM): jizlobbing catapults!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:27 AM): hahaha
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:41 AM): lucifer disguised as a backstreet boy
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:51 AM): WAIT WAIT
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:53 AM): I HAD K
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:54 AM): NOT L
Lachrymite (4:13:55 AM): you forgot k, you drunken weenie! :)
DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:55 AM): I AM DUMB
DEMONIC pikachu (4:14:14 AM): KINDERGARTEN COP TUMORS
Lachrymite (4:14:26 AM): hahahahaha
DEMONIC pikachu (4:14:27 AM): "IT'S NOT A TOO-MAH"
Lachrymite (4:15:04 AM): oh my god, i remember the first time my
grandmother saw that she thought it was
hilarious, and it was so surreal to watch my
grandmother laughing her ass off to an arnold
swareoeifboiwrgboegbroe movie
Lachrymite (4:15:29 AM): lucy in the sky with diamonds! (william
shatner version, of course)
DEMONIC pikachu (4:17:38 AM): mister mistopheles
Lachrymite (4:17:47 AM): NIGGA PLEASE!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:17:50 AM): haha
Lachrymite (4:17:53 AM): wait, thats not a noun.
Lachrymite (4:17:58 AM): um um um
DEMONIC pikachu (4:17:59 AM): no matter.
Lachrymite (4:18:02 AM): ok :)
DEMONIC pikachu (4:18:14 AM): octuplets, all stillborn
Lachrymite (4:18:19 AM): hahah
Lachrymite (4:18:29 AM): prickly jeff hardy!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:19:48 AM): hsahahhahah
DEMONIC pikachu (4:20:30 AM): quirky neighbors, like steve urkel
Lachrymite (4:20:45 AM): and mrs weber!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:20:53 AM): hahhaha yes
DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:01 AM): but she's more of just a BITCHY NEIGHBOR
Lachrymite (4:21:13 AM): hahaha
Lachrymite (4:21:23 AM): ROBOCOP, to destroy mrs weber
DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:26 AM): hahha
DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:35 AM): sudafed
DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:40 AM): i needed some of that shit
DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:43 AM): at thecon
Lachrymite (4:21:59 AM): i needed some fucking no doze at the con from
that goddamn car ride
Lachrymite (4:22:23 AM): tuberculosis!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:22:38 AM): underoos with XMEN ON THEM
Lachrymite (4:22:49 AM): oooooo
Lachrymite (4:22:54 AM): i want rogue on my crotch!
DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:08 AM): hahahaha
DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:16 AM): I HAVE ROGUE HAIR
DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:19 AM): I COULD BE ON YOUR CROTCH
Lachrymite (4:24:25 AM): vindow vashers vrom germany!
Lachrymite (4:24:33 AM): hahahaha, ok
DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:42 AM): you punko, you abused the german language
DEMONIC pikachu (4:25:05 AM): wiggly worms
Lachrymite (4:25:14 AM): but i LIKE the german language, i was teasing
it in a suggestive manner
Lachrymite (4:25:44 AM): x-men underoos with YOU on the crotch
DEMONIC pikachu (4:26:27 AM): HAHAHAHHA
DEMONIC pikachu (4:26:47 AM): yiddish songs covered by Ben Folds Five
Lachrymite (4:26:51 AM): hahahah
Lachrymite (4:27:12 AM): ziggurauts made of CHEESE
DEMONIC pikachu (4:27:23 AM): ok now i have to somehow cut paste this
Lachrymite (4:27:37 AM): hahaha
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