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* O o o.*..o.*..o.*..o. .net "The Adventures of *
* O Skelebirdington" *
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'Anada is cat-friendly..o*`
1. once upon a time there was a half bird half skeleton. his name was
skelebirdington. one day skelebirdington was flying around and he saw
a homeless guy sleeping on a bench and it made him sad. so,
skelebirdington flew into a grocery store and stole an ear of corn and
flew over the man and dropped it on his head. it woke the man up and he
cooked the corn over his garbage can fire.
2. another time skelebirdington was eating bird seed from a bird feeder and
a squirrel climbed up the pole that the bird feeder was on and hit
skelebirdington with his tail. skelebirdington didnt think that that
was very nice so he threw chinese stars at the squirrels genitals. the
squirrel cried and then skelebirdington ate some bird seed and then took
a nap.
3. skelebirdington liked to eat bagels that the jews would leave on their
lawn for him to eat. he especially liked the cinnaomn raisin bagels.
one day some jew threw some bagels out and they had lox on them. so
skelebirdington waited until he came back outside and then swooped down
and pecked his eyes out. skelebirdington dislikes lox strongly.
4. skelebirdington was sitting in a tree one day and then this cat climbed
up the tree and was going to eat skelebirdingtonbut when the cat got
close to skelebirdington, skelebirdington spit green mist into the cats
face and then ripped off his head with his sharp talons. then
skelebirdington danced with the headless cat corpse and ate a bagel.
5. one bright and sunny day, skelebirdington was taking a bath in a bird
feeder when another bird came down to join him. they talked politics
and about some good places to find bagels, bagel shops being one of
them. and then the other bird wouldnt leave skelebirdington alone so
skelebirdington had to pull out his barbedwire baseball bat and smash
the other bird.
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