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WHATZ UP DOODZ THIS IS COUNT BLACK DEATH OF E.L.I.T.E. (.E.VERY
.L.AMER .I.DIOT .T.RYS .B.UT FAIL.E.S) AGAIN. CHECK THIS OUT...WHAT U R
READING WRITE NOW IS HOW TO FUK UP ALMOST ANUTHING ISSUE 2. H.T.F.A.A. FOR
SHORT. I KNOW THAT THIS ISSUE IS LATE BUT THAT IS BECAUSE OF THE NEW JOB I
GOT AT MIRCROSOFT. I GUESS ONE OF THE GUYS THAT WORKS THERE READ HTFAA #1
AND HE GOES I COULD TELL FROM THE "SHIT BALLS' ARITCLE YOU WROTE IN HTFAA #1
THAT YOU ARE A SECURITY EXPERT. I AGREE. I HAVE A KICK ASS JOB ALL I DO
IS JUST SIT AT HOME AND BE ELITE AND THEY PAY ME FOR IT.
ANYWAY THAT BRINGS ME TO THE T0PIC OF THIS ISSUE WHICH IS THE TOTAL
GUIDE TO ANARCNHY.. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO READ ANOTHER T-FILE AFTER THIS
ONE. SOME OF U LOOSERS HAVE EMAILED ME AND ASKED HOW 2 DO IT OKAY SO THIS
ISSUE OF HTFAA IS FOR THE TRUE HACKERS. READON AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET A KICK
ASS JOB AT MICROSOFT LIKE ME BUT I DOUBT IT.
BY THE WAY, WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A KILLER ANSI DRAWING AS THE HEADER
ON THIS FILE, BUT SINCE I TOTALLY SLAMMED DOS BEAST IN MORTAL KOMBAT 5, HIS
THUMBS ARE BROKEN, SO HE CAN'T MAKE ONE. SO INSTEAD WE ARE PIRATING THE
ANADA LOGO!! HEHEHEHE
"HOW 2 HACK AOL"
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A LOT OF PEOPLE DISS AOL BUT EVERY REAL GHACKER NOWS THAT IT'S COOL
IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU CAN SUCK ME. OKAY HERES HOW TO TO HACK THE CHAT
ROOMS.
1. DOWNLOAD A CHAT ROOM SCROLLER
2. GO INTO A ROOM AND USE IT.
3. THAT'S IT!
THAT MIGHT SEEM EASY BUT ITS NOT, I HAD TO STUDY COMPUTER SCEINCE FOR
MANY YEARS AT HARDVARD BEFORE I COULD DO IT.
"THE WHITE HOUSE = THE HACKED HOUSE" hehehe
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YOU MIGHT HAVE SCENE IT IN THE PAPERS ALL OVER WHEN E.L.I.T.E. HACKED
THE WHTIE HOUSE. HERE'S A QUICK RUNDOWN...WE GAINED ROOT IN A LITTLE UNDER
2 MINTUES. AND THEN WE GOT THE PASSWORD LIST AND GEORGE W. BUSH'S PASSWORD
AND THEN WE SP0OFED HIS EMAIL ADDRESS HERE IS AN EMAIL WE SENT. NOTE FOR
NEWBIES IF YOU EVER TRY THIS MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT SOUND AUTHENTIC LIKE WE
DID.
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From: george.w.bush@whitehouse.gov (President George W. Bush)
To: richard.cheney@whitehouse.gov (Vice-President Dick Cheney)
Subject: PACK YOUR BAGS hehehe
Dear My Repected collegeue
You Are fired! if you arent' out of washington by 1800 hours tonight
i am getting the secret service on yer ass. i'm serious this isn't a joke.
Sincerly,
your boss George W. Bush
ps if you would let my good friend Count Black Death have sex with your wife
and email him your phone # at countBD@fucklamers.org you can keep your
job
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THE VICE PRESIDENT IS STILL IN OFFIEC SO LET'S JUST SAY I MAY HAVE
GOTTEN SOME PLAY 2 DAYS LATER HEHEHEHE I CAN'T EXACTLY REMEMERB THOUGH
SINCE I SCREW ABOUT 5 CHICKS A DAY.
"HOW 2 CARD SHIT"
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LET ME START BY SAYING THAT WHEN I AM NOT CASHING MY PAYCHECKS FORM
MICROSOFT OR HACKING AND SHIT I AM A TEXT FILE AFISHYANADO. I HAVE READ
HUNDREDS OF TEXT FILEZ THE ONLY ONES I DON'T LIKE ARE CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
THEY ARE HOMO'S. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY COOL CHECK OUT "HOW TO MAKE A
PING PONG BALL BOMB" FROM HOGS OF INTROPEY THAT FILE IS THE SHIT. OKAY SO
ANYWAYS I WAS READING THROUGH ALL MY FILES AND I REALIZE NOONE HAS EVER
DON E A FILE ON CARDING BEFORE.
NOW YOU MIGHT WONDER WHAT IS CARDING. SINCE I INVENTED THE TERM I
WILL TELL YOU: IT'S WHERE YOU GET SHIT FOR FREE BY STEALINGCREDIT CARDS AND
SHIT! I HAVE DONE THIS MANY TIMES AND JUST LAST NIGHT I CARDED A FERARI.
HERES WHAT YOU DO:
1. GO TO A 7-111 LATE AT NIGHT. TELL THE GUY YOU ARE GOING TO HACK THE
SLURP[EE MACHINE IF HE DOESN'T GIVE YOU ALL THE KARD NUMBERS THAT HE RAN
THAT NIGHT. HE WILL DO IT IT WORKS EVERYTIME. THEN GO HOME AND HACK
INTO THE SLURPEE MACHINE'S SYSTEM ANYWAY!@ ONE NIGHT ME AND DEMON KNIGHT
MADE IT SO WHEN YOU PRESSED THE HANDLE FOR COKE FLAVOR YOU GOT LEMON
LIME. HEHEHE.
2. NOW GO BUY AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU WANT!!! WHEN THE FBI SHOWS UP AT YOUR
HOUSE JUST TELL THEM YOU KNOW ME AND READ HTFAA AND THEY WILL LEVAE YOU
ALONE AND PROBALY GIVE YOU THEIR OWN KREDIT KARD NUMBERS TOO.
"MUSIX REVIEWS"
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OKAY DOODS WHAT BETTER THING TO SHOPLIFT THEN C'D'S?! BUT THEN YOUR
PANTS ARE ONLY SO BIG SO YOU HAVE TO BE KIND OF PICKY SO I PUT THESE MUSIC
REVIEWS IN HERE..
REVIEW #1
BRITNEY SPEARS
"OOPS....I DID IT AGAIN!"
RATINJG: 5 OF 5 STARS
THE MUSIC IS FUCKING TERRIBLE BUT SHE IS HOT SO BUY THE ALBUM. THE
END.
REVIEW #2
LIMP BIZKIT
I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE ALBUM
RATING: 5 OF 5 STARS
HELL YES THESE GUYS ARE TRUELY THE BEST RAP GROUP EVER! THEY
PRACITICALLY INVENTED RAP MUSIC. THEY HAVE SOME HOMO I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
CALLED METHOD MAN RAPPING ALL OVER THE DAMN CD. HE FUCKING SUCKS! FRED
DURST IS A FUCKING GENOIOUS.
REVIEW #3
THE BEATLES
I THINK THE CD IS CALLED "ABBEY STREET" OR SOME GAY SHIT LIKE THAT
RATING: 0 OF 5 STARS
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP AND WHO THE HELL ARE THESE FAGGOTS WITH
LONG HAIR ON THE COVER?? THESE GUYS ARE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF OASIS!!!
ACTUALLY I ONLY LISTENED TO THIS CAUSE MY MOM WAS PLAYING IT AND SHE
WOULDN'T SHUT IT OFF EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO HACK HER WEBTV
ACCOUNT IF SHE DIDN'T. THE WORST WON IS JON LENON, I'M GOING TO FIND HIS ASS
AND KILL HIM!
GETTING R00T
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SO HOW DO YOU GET ROOT LIKE COOL ASS PIMPS LIKE US? IT'S EASY!!!!!!!
(WELL, NOT FOR YOU) FIRST YOU BRING UP AOL THEN YOU GO TO SOME COOL ASS
HACKING PAGE (LIKE CAROLYN MEINEL'S...SHE IS THE BEST HACKER EVER!!!!) BUT
MAKE SURE IT HAS AT LEAST 4 FLAMING SKULL GIFS ON IT OR ELSE THIS WILL NOT
WORK. OKAY THEN YOU GO TO KEYWORD "GETROOTONWHITEHOUSE.GOV" AND THAT'S
IT!!!!!! DUDE!!! BUT PLEASE BE WARNED THIS TYPE OF THING IS ONLY FOR
PROFESSIONAL HAXORS SUCH AS ME, DOS BEAST AND DEMON KNIGHT SO I WOULDN'T
FUCK WITH IT IF I WERE YOU. BUT I'M NOT YOU BECUASE I'M NOT A GAY PERSON!!!!
SOCIAL ENGINEARING
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OKAY WHAT THIS IS, IS WHERE YOU HACK SHIT WITHOUT A COMPUTER. I
USUALLY DO THIS IN PERSON BECAUSE I'M 6'2'', BUFF AND TAN AND CHICKS WILL
GIVE ME ANYTHING (HEHE), BUT FOR YOU DORKS OUT THERE READING THIS, I WILL
TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT OVER THE FONE.
THEM: HELLO, THIS IS DARLENE. THANKS FOR CALLING MIRCROSOFT TECHNICAL
SUPPORT, MAY I HELP YOU?
ME: YEAH, THIS IS COUNT BLACK DEATH OF THE LEGENDARY HACKING GROUP
E.L.I.T.E., GIMME BILL GATES PASSWORD RIGHT NOW YOU DUMB BITCH!
THEM: OKAY IT'S AnQ56UKr9. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME@!
ME: HEHEHEHE
OKAY HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU:
OPERATOR: AT&T OPERATOR, MAY I HELP YOU?
ME: YES, I'D LIKE TO PLACE A THIRD PARTY CALL TO ZIMBABWE, PLEASE BILL
IT TO MY HOME AT (866)-408-3355.
OPERATOR: IS THIS THAT PUNK, COUNT BLACK DEATH AGAIN?!
ME: CERTAINLY NOT! THIS IS MARQUIS BLACK DEATH.
OPERATOR: OH, MY MISTAKE. NOW CONNECTING YOU.
HEHEHEHE SEE HOW I FOOLED HER!!!
HOW 2 HACK GIRLS
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MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED ME HOW I GET LAID SO MUCH, SO MUCH THAT I
BARELY HAVE TIME TO HACK. WELL SHIT IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS BUT I WILL TELL
YOU.
OKAY FIRST YOU SHOW UP AT HER HOUSE IN YOUR NEW CORVETE WITH A DOZEN
ROSES (KARDED OF COURSE). THEN SHE GOES WHY THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SWEET
COUNT BLACK DEATH. THEN YOU SLAP HER ONE AND SAY HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW
OR ELSE. AND THEN THAT GETS HER ALL HOT AND BOTHERED AND SHIT. THEN YOU
JUMP IN HER PARENTS BED, FUCK LIKE CRAZED RHINENOCERUSES AND AS SOON AS YOU
CUM, YOU STOP. MAKE SURE _SHE_ DOESN'T GET OFF! I REPEAT, MAKE SURE SHE
DOESN'T GET OFF! THAT KEEPS THEM COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!!! HEHEHEH.
OUTRO
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WELL THAT WAS HTFAA ZINE FOR THIS MONTH I HOPE YOU ENJOYEED IT AND
LEARNED SOMETHING MY GOOD FREINDS. PLEASE E-MAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS YOU
HAVE ABOUT HACKING. I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ANSWER YOU PROMPTLY AND
RESPECTFULLY WITH ANY ASSISTANCE I CAN PROVIDE. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! I
ACTUALLY HOPE YOU DIE YOU LAMER!!!!!!!
I CAN BE REACHED ON THE FOLLOWING BOARDS:
VICIOUS CHILDREN OF SATAN BBS --------> (616) 123-4567 (DOOR GAMES AREA HAS
37 DIFFERENT RELEASES OF LORD, INCLUDING THE NEW K-RAD VERSION 4.02B WHICH
FEATURES LIVE CYBERSEX WITH VIOLET THE BARMAID!!!!!!!!)
DEMONIC SUICIDE BOMBERS WORLD -------> (937) 999-9999 (DON'T POST OR
UPLOAD SHIT TO THE MESSAGE BASES OR FILE AREAS YOU HOMO, THOSE ARE SUPOSED
TO BE EMPTY!!!)
H.U.C.K. F.I.N.N. (H.axors U.nd C.rakerz & script K.iddies F.orever I.N.N.
that ass!) -> (900) 555-1212
"BE AFAID BE VERY FUCKING AFRAID"
P.S. I HEARD A RUMOR THAT A WORLD FAMOUS HACKING GROUP WAS GOING TO DO
SOMETHING VERY BAD TO AMAZON.COM'S MAIN SERVER ON MAY 29TH, 2001 AT
4:26 PM. BUT THAT WAS JUST A RUMOR, IT'S PROBABLY NOT TRUE. HEHEHE
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