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TRUTH OR DARE "GETTING TO KNOW YOU" SURVEY
THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER!
Copy this e-mail and paste it on to new e-mail that you will send.
Add your own answers and forward it on. If you get someone else's
questionnaire, change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send
it everyone on your email list, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.
You will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends, family, co-
workers and mob associates. Remember to send it back to the person who sent
it to you. Don't be a slacker--it takes a few minutes to complete but is
very revealing and will turn out to be loads of fun. Fact is, you will want
to keep this handy at all times--you should not lend anyone money, give
anyone a job, or start any new relationship without first having the
prospective applicant fill out this form.
**NAME:
**SHOE SIZE:
**ESTIMATED I.Q. (MUST BE LARGER THAN SHOE SIZE)
**FAVORITE MEAL:
**FAVORITE TIME OF DAY - MORNING NOON OR NIGHT
**WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU COUGHED UP?
**WHO WAS MARRIED IN THE LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?
**IF YOU COULD BE ONE OF THE 7 DWARFS, WHAT DWARF WOULD YOU BE?
**YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT EVENING: DINNER & A MOVIE; VIEWING CHANNEL 13'S
WILD KINGDOM & CHECKING YOUR COMPUTER'S HARD FILES FOR UNKOWN VIRUSES;
HAVING WORKMEN IN TO MEASURE FOR DOILIES; TAKING A POTTERY CLASS; ANY
ACTIVITY THAT INVOLVES EXACTING REVENGE; OTHER:
**HAVE YOU EVER HAD ESP OR OTHER PSYCHIC EXPERIENCE?
**DO YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS? IF YOU WENT TO A PSYCHIC WHAT WOULD YOU WANT
TO FIND OUT?
**IF YOU WERE OFFERED A PART IN "THE SOPRANO'S", WHICH PART WOULD YOU CHOOSE
TO PLAY?
**DO YOU LIKE THE CITY, THE COUNTRY, THE SUBBURBS OR THE HOOD?
**DO YOU SECRETLY HATE MARTHA STEWART?
**RISKY BEHAVIOR INDICATOR: WOULD YOU SKYDIVE FROM AN AIRPLANE, BUNGEE JUMP,
OR DATE SOMEONE NOT OF YOUR SPECIES??
**DO YOU THINK ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WILL DO WELL IN HIS RENEWED ACTING CAREER,
OR GO BACK TO DOING DRUGS & GETTING ARRESTED AGAIN?
**WHAT, IF ANYTHING, HURTS RIGHT NOW?
**DO YOU PREFER BARBEQUES OR MORE FORMAL INDOOR DINNERS?
**BLONDES, BRUNETTES, OR REDHEADS
**RECREATION: WOULD YOU PREFER A TRIP TO GREAT ADVENTURE, A MUSEUM, A
CONCERT, A SPORTING EVENT, OR A PUBLIC HANGING?
**IF YOU COULD CHOOSE TO GET RID OF ANY TYPE OF PERSON IN THIS WORLD, WHICH
WOULD IT BE - SLACKERS, NARCISSISTS, BRAGGERS, BAD POETS, OR INCREDIBLY
STUPID PEOPLE WHO HAVE COLLEGE DEGREES?
**DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AS A PRUDE, OUTRAGOUSLY DECADENT, A MOODY TYPE, HAPPY
GO LUCKY, A WHINER, OR A RELIGIOUS FANATIC?
**IF YOU HAD TO MAKE A LIVING DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
**IF YOU COULD PICK A CULT, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU JOIN?
**WHAT COLOR IS THE STUFF IN THE BACK OF YOUR FRIDGE?
**IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS, WOULD YOU PREFER PEOPLE WHO
TALK TOO MUCH, OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO QUIET?
**DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VACATION
**DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL FRIEND
**DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL MATE
**WHAT, IF ANY, IS YOUR RECURRENT NIGHTMARE?
**NOBODY'S PERFECT DEPARTMENT: YOU HAVE A DISORDER, AN ECCENTRICITY, OR
YOU'RE JUST PLAIN CRAZY. DESCRIBE YOUR BASIC PROBLEM:
**WHAT IS YOUR COMPUTER'S DESKTOP THEME?
**DIVULGE THE NAME OF YOUR SECRET CRUSH:
**IF THERE WAS A FLOOD, FIRE, OR INVASION OF LOCUSTS AND YOU COULD JUST SAVE
4 PEOPLE, NAME THEM:
**THE NAME OF THE CUTEST, SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW:
**THE NAME OF THE NICEST PERSON YOU KNOW:
**IF YOU COULD STEAL THE CAR OF ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, WHOSE CAR WOULD YOU
STEAL?
**WHO IS THE CELEBRITY YOU LOVE TO HATE THE MOST? DESCRIBE WHY YOU HATE THEM
**WHAT WOULD BE THE THEME SONG OF YOUR LIFE?
**BESIDES WORLD PEACE, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FONDEST WISH?
**WHATS YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE JOKE:
**IF YOU HAD TO SPEND A MONTH ON A DESERT ISLAND, WHO WOULD YOU BRING ALONG-
YOUR PRIEST, RABBI, CLEANING LADY, DEE JAY, FAVORITE DESIGNER, BARTENDER,
OR YOUR MOTHER?
**FAVORITE RECORDING ARTIST FROM THE 60'S
**FAVORITE RECORDING ARTIEST FROM THE 70'S
**FAVORITE RECORDING ARTIEST FROM THE 80S
**FAVORITE RECORDING ARTIST FROM THE 90'S
**IF YOU HAD A CHOICE WOULD YOU RATHER WORK WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE OR WORK
ALONE?
**IF YOUR SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER LOST OVER 5 TEETH, MOST OF THEIR HAIR
AND GAINED 50 POUNDS WITHIN A 3 YEAR PERIOD, WOULD YOU STAY WITH THEM?
**NAME YOUR FAVORITE BOOK:
**NAME YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST
**NAME YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE
**NAME YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST
**NAME YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SUPERMODEL
**CLOSE YOUR EYES, TILT YOUR HEAD SLIGHTLY BACK, OPEN YOUR EYES..WHAT IS THE
FIRST THING YOU SEE?
**WHAT'S THE ONE PICTURE THAT YOU WOULDNT TRADE FOR THE WORLD?
**DO YOU LOOK UP INTO THE LIGHT TO HELP YOU SNEEZE?
**DO YOU SMELL YOUR FOD BEFORE YOU EAT IT?
**DESCRIBE YOUR PET PEEVE
**HOW DO YOU TREAT WEIRD OR OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE - IGNORE THEM, BE MEAN TO THEM
AND MAKE FUN OF THEM, OR TRY TO BE FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THEM
**WOULD YOU GIVE A PANDHANDLER MONEY? IF SO HOW MUCH?
**SAY ONE THING THAT WOULD MAKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU LAUGH:
**IF YOU NEED TO BORROW MONEY, WHO DO YOU BORROW FROM?
**TITLE OF THE BOOK YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING
**DO YOU BELIEVE IN UFO'S, ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE
OR FAIRIES?
**DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE?
**IN YOUR OPINION, DOES DEEPAK CHOPRA PROBABLY BEAT HIS WIFE ON OCASSION?
**WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
**DO YOU THINK TALKING ON A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL;
IF SO WHAT IS A JUST PUNISHMENT?
**IF YOU WERE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY BEING INTERVIEWED BY BARBARA WALTERS, AND
SHE ASKED "IF YOU COULD BE A TREE, WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU BE" WOULD
YOU HAUL OFF AND SOCK HER?
**NAME THE WORD YOU MOST FREQUENTLY MISPRONOUNCE
**DO YOU BELIEVE IN CAPITAL PUNISHMENT OR DO YOU THINK ALTERNATE FORMS OF
PUNISHMENT SHOULD BE EMPLOYED, SUCH AS MANDATORY TELEMARKETING WITH NO
CHANCE OF PAROLE?
**WHEN (AND WHY) WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
**WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL JOB OR OCCUPATION?
**WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE WORST POSSIBLE JOB IN THE WORLD?
**IF YOU'RE EATING OUT, & THE MAN AT THE NEXT TABLE PICKS HIS TEETH, TALKS
NASTY TO HIS WIFE, CHEWS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN AND SPITS IN YOUR DIRECTION,
WOULD YOU SAY ANYTHING OR REMAIN QUIET?
**WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
**WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND
**WHAT WAS YOUR EXCUSE LAST TIME YOU WERE LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT?
**HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHANGE PARTNERS, ON AVERAGE?
**DO YOU THINK MR. ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD IS GETTING WORSE BECAUSE TOO MANY
PEDEOPHILES ARE MOVING IN?
**NAME YOUR 3 FAVORITE HOBBIES
**HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TURNED DOWN FOR A LOAN OR MORTGAGE BECAUSE YOUR CREDIT
WAS QUESTIONABLE OR BECAUSE THE LOAN OFFICER SAID YOU "SMELL BAD"?
**WHAT TOPIC OF CONVERSATION GETS YOU GOING?
**ARE YOU (A) A SPIRITUAL PERSON, (B) A MATERIALISTIC PERSON, OR (C) DON'T
UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION
**IN YOUR OPINION, DOES STEDMAN REALLY WANT TO MARRY OPRAH OR IS HE STILL
THINKING ABOUT IT.
**WHICH TYPE OF ACCENT WOULD YOU PAY TO SEE ERADICATED IN YOUR LIFETIME?
**IF VOODOO DOLLS REALLY WORKED AND YOU WERE CONVINCED OF THIS, WHO WOULD
YOU BE STICKING PINS INTO RIGHT NOW?
**DID YOU EVER MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND/OR HAVE A POSITIVE NETWORKING EXPERIENCE
IN A MAFIA CHAT ROOM?
**WOULD YOU BUY CLOTHES FROM A FIRE SALE OR A STERIO FROM OFF THE BACK OF A
TRUCK WITH NO LICENSE PLATE?
**WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU - A. PERMISSIVE B. KIND OF STRICT C. OF
THE "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN TAKE YOU OUT" SCHOOL OF PARENTING
**IF YOU HAD NO JOB AND DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL, HOW MANY HOURS WOULD
YOU SPEND ON THE INTERNET PER DAY?
**NAME WHERE YOU'D LIKE TO BE LIVING IN WITHIN 5 TO 10 YEARS FROM NOW.
**WHAT DO YOU FEEL ARE THE MOST COMPELLING GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE?
**WHO WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE DICTION LESSONS FROM: JOE PESCI, ADAM SANDLER,
FRAN DRESCHER OR ROSIE PEREZ?
**DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR STATE BIRD IS?
**DO YOU CARE
**DO YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON BEING MULTI-LINGUAL IF YOU KNOW HOW TO CURSE IN
MORE THAN THREE LANGUAGES?
**WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR
**DO YOU THINK RICKIE MARTIN'S HIT, "SHE BANGS" IS REALLY ABOUT HIS MOTHER?
* * * * OK, LAST QUESTION...IF YOUR DOCTOR TOLD YOU THAT YOU ONLY HAD A
MONTH TO LIVE, BUT YOU DIDN'T PAY HIM BY THE END OF THE MONTH, DO YOU THINK
HE'D GIVE YOU ANOTHER MONTH TO LIVE?
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FILL THIS OUT & SEND TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW OR THE CHARMIN CURSE MAY KICK IN.
IF THIS HAPPENS YOU COULD FIND YOURSELF INEXPLICABLY OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN
THE NEXT 48 HOURS!
PREPARED BY: FUNIGERL5@aol.com
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPAINTS, COMMENTS OR OR QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS QUIZ,
PLEASE CALL 1-800-BITE-ME ... A PAID CUSTOMER SERVICE REP WILL BE ON HAND TO
LISTEN TO YOUR SORRY-ASSED WHINING.
THIS QUIZ DOUBLES AS A SCREENING TOOL FOR "ADD". IF YOU CANNOT
ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS IN ONE SITTING YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO
GETTING YOURSELF SOME RITALIN
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