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I looked around the other day at the town I live in and the people
enclosed in its two city limit signs and decided: I hate it. All of it.
I hate the town and it's "Forest City" forresty content. I hate the
fact that the lanes which look so nice to stroll down barefooted are lined
and strewn with those 'gumball' things that break the skin and leave funny
prints gouged into your tender bottom-foot flesh. I hate the one and only
grocery store where, if you lose your job, you are forced to apply for Food
Stamps at the government office and they broadcast your misfortune and laugh
as you leave. I hate the banks, the barber shops, and all of the public and
private buildings that line the streets. I hate the punk-ass people who
live here. I like the cops, and I like the park. But don't let the cops
catch you in the park after 5 pm. They are liable to Rodney-King your ass.
I hate the fact that the high school boasts about their sports and
band and preppy crap... and people who are truly smart and graduate have
nowhere to go from there. It's like a big truck stop. If your car breaks
down here, you just have to take up residence until it gets fixed... or
until it gets towed away and you are stuck here forever.
I hate the fact that the nasty homes have everything you need. I pay
too much for this two bedroom, really cute place, and the heat doesn't work.
I guess instead of you, I should have written my congressman. But he lives
on a nice street. He's not on food stamps. His dog shits outside. And his
heat works. So, he's probably too content to deal with me.
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