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' anada "oldwomanthursdays" 13 feb '
' 286 by The Corpse 2001 '
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every Thursday, without fail, there's this lemonfaced martha stewart
bitch that's at work when I get there and leaves after I do. fuckin' a,
it's not human to spend four hours a night looking up recipes on the
internet! she's some kinda kitchen-troll that crawled outta the oven,
looking for ingredients and measurements to quantify and qualify the
spotless dirty nosoul life she leads. fuckin' probably brings those recipes
home to her alien children and drives 'em to the point of reverse
peristalsis due to disgust with the exquisitely overprepared meals and the
paintedeyebrow thinninghair gumchewersjaw wretchedness of their mother-
wouldn't you feel obliterated by that
middleamerican
honeydipped
vacuumpacked
BULLSHIT?
I'm all for the internet but goddamn, do we really need, I mean
really need, old women and recipes on there? I mean, cooking for the
revolution--gotta be done--but I don't want no homeandgardenapproved crap in
my mess kit, I want fuckin' c-rations and cigarettes and pinup girls and
glory and blackflagbanners and gasmasks left over from a war they didn't
need 'em for.
I want America like it should be, however that is, but I know this
ain't it because there's ugly old women giving me shit because they can't
use a fuckin' computer even on the most basic level. Hell, the Chinese dude
across from me is maybe 25 years old at best and not only can he use a
computer, he's fuckin learned English and manners, which the cuntwomen of
the world don't have! Jesus, I hate old women! They should all be replaced
by intelligentwellmeaningpolite Chinese youth who know what's going on! Or,
at least, cool old women who don't stick their nose into otherpeoples
business and have their own libraries of goodcooking recipes at home, like
grandmas should! What the hell? Why is this woman always here?
Get the FUCK outta my lab!
fivesixtyfive an hour isn't worth the HATRED you inspire!
fuck martha stewart for creating-no, America created you-supporting
your kind!
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` anada286 by The Corpse (c) 2001 anada e'zine `
