boz2: cable madness ..
here it is .. how to make a fusion bomb from a blowtorch an icecube and a box of bisquick. not really.. how about how to steal cable without getting caught? first you have to identify the target.. house or apartment.. ill cover houses first.. but before i do that your gonna need a few very necessary tools. firstly and most importantly two pair of pliers not needlenose.. not diaganol cutters.. not vicegrips just a plain old pair of pliers.. a phillips screwdriver.. a pair of wire cutters and possibly a nice drill with a tip made to go through metal on it.. and its a good idea to have a flashlight.. unless you happen to have an extra white hardhat laying around and some blue jeans.. anyway take a good look around the house your gonna see two boxes.. both of them fairly small one real small usually gray.. thats your phone connection.. the larger one is the cable box.. usually it has a lock on the side of it.. relax the lock is plastic.. take your cutters and snip that bastard on the edge then turn it and pull it off then swing open the door and there it is one loop of wire with a small silver connector on it.. this connector is what keeps your cable from coming in.. theres a small phillps screw that holds the whole deal in there.. unscrew it.. now take your two pairs of pliers and disconnect the connector at the top of the silver blocker.. and then the connector at the bottom.. now take the male connector from the top and screw it in where the blocker used to be screwed in at. KABLAM.. you now have cable.. and more than likely hbo too.. now close the cover put the lock on and go inside.. make sure you have the silver connector.. okay now look it over real good. as you can see its completely empty.. so grab your drill and drill the bastard out.. thats right make it hollow. now go find yourself some styrofoam ( food of the gods ) and fill the connector with it.. run a piece of copper wire right down the middle of it and make sure one end sticks out about a 1/4" further then it needs too.. now your blocker isnt a blocker anymore it goes straight on through.. go back out to the box and put the blocker back in but make sure the wire that runs down the middle of the blocker touches the wire in the center of both connectors or you dont have a signal.. the purpose of this is to fool the would be cable guy .. cuz its gonna look just like it always has except your cables connected. if you want to live dangerously then just leave the blocker out but if they do a house to house audit and go check your box then they will know someone who lives there now or lived there is or was stealing cable and they will try to get ugly with you..even though there really isnt dick they can do they talk big. alright well that just about pretty much covers houses in the next issue im gonna do a big ass article on apartments cuz i live in one and i had to hook my shit up... soo.. thats it.. alright.. im outta here..
