SLAM4.014: Award world domination plans revealed! by IndianOwl/FS
SLAM WORLD EXCLUSIVE
AWARD WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
REVEALED!
For years there have been rumours of a "New World Order" pulling the strings of America's great and noble presidents from behind a curtain of secrecy, slowly moving towards unification of the moneys and resources of the world for their own control. For years, you and others like you, have scoffed at the very idea of such a conspiracy, but today, coinciding with the release of the SLAM #4 magazine, the horrible truth shall be revealed!
You may be thinking right now that this is just a complete crock, that AWARD, the company that produces BIOS for computers around the world, are a wonderful and clean company that cares for the environment and furry little animals. But take a moment to wonder where this picture of corporate perfection came from... why do you love the AWARD company... why would you fight to the death defending their perfect reputation?
The reason is that you have been a victim of subversive tactics by AWARD. Every day as you sit in front of your computer, and even as you sit back and watch your TV or VCR, you are becoming an AWARD supporter. That radiation that comes from display screens contains subliminal messages implanted by AWARD (through their BIOS and their control of media/the TV stations), which brainwash you in any manner they wish. We all experience the side effects... memory loss, headaches, and of course, complete and utter devotion to the AWARD company.
Of course, if this was true... why am I not brainwashed? Why have I seen through the cloak and dagger tactics of AWARD? Because I am special... and to understand my remarkable story we must travel back 17 years, just as the cold war between the USSR and the USA was "warming".
I have never met my real mother, or father. When I was born, 17 years ago, I was taken by the government, by a team of scientists and high ranking military officials, to a base below the shifting sands of the Nevada desert. The then president, knowing the soviets were going to try every trick in the book to sway the opinion of the American public against letting America build up its arsenal of nuclear weapons, had chosen this team of people to engineer a human being impervious to external mind attacks, such as brainwashing and ESP.
To fullfill this need, I was taken as a test subject, my eyes were replaced with their bionic equivalents, which block incoming energy patterns and filter out anything that might modify my brain patterns. To do this, my "eyes" need a chemical which works with my brain to detect abnormal energy pulses, that chemical is BenzecaHedronal. This drug, which I must inject into the back of my neck every week, has just been banned by Australian politicians, who are well known members of the AWARD BIOS company. They know I am onto them, and have successfully sealed my fate, in a few days I will be as vulnerable to their persuasive techniques as you are, and that is why I must make known now, all that I have learnt of them.
Before we delve into the past and beginnings of AWARD, we must understand some basic principles behind the motions of the Earth. Every 20 or so, thousand years, the world as we know it, changes. As the ice caps at the north and south poles grow irregularly large and the world's mass becomes increasingly uneven, the crust of the Earth slips over the hot magma underneath to change the position of the land masses. After such a shift, what scientists refer to as an "Ice Age" occurs. The continent previously occupying the north pole finds itself in a more temperate climate, quickly melting the giant 4 mile thick ice cap that has grown on it, flooding all land masses around the Earth. Meanwhile, the unlucky continent that ends up in the north pole region quickly turns to ice, being so far from the sun.
15000 BC was the end of just such a world cataclysm. Before that, America was at the north pole, and the long fabled "Atlantis" was where America is now. The fate of Atlantis has long been misunderstood as "it sank beneath the sea". This is indeed what happened, but rather, the sea ROSE due to ice caps melting in America when the Earth shifted, raising the oceans and hence it would seem to be that Atlantis "sank" when instead it was engulfed by the rising ocean. Being a technologically advanced and seafaring civilization however, quite a few of the inhabitants of Atlantis did survive, and founded their new lives on the delta of the river Nile in Egypt. After quickly building up a large population there, and using their advanced knowledge of geographical nature of the Earth, the Atlantians built, on the site known as Giza, on the 30th parallel (30 degrees from the north pole towards the equator, that is), the 3 great pyramids as well as the great sphinx.
Both land marks show extraordinary characteristics. On the spring equinox of 1500BC, the great sphinx looks out, directly east, into the sun, rising in the constellation of Leo, while at the same time, the winding "Milky Way" in the sky not only matches the winding waterway of the river Nile, but the 3 stars of "Orion's Belt" perfectly match up with the 3 pyramids on the Giza plateau.
A lesser known fact than this, however, is that hidden in the rock deep beneath the paws of the great sphinx, is a giant granite room, containing all the secrets and wisdom of the people of Atlantis, as well as a complete history of themselves and of the movements of the stars.
Even from that early time, people were conspiring to steal the secrets that had been hidden by the Atlantians beneath the Sphinx. One particularly dedicated family which we shall trace through the rest of known history, eventually materialized into the company now known to us as AWARD.
After the sphinx was built, all the technology used to create it was destroyed so that it would not fall into the wrong hands, it would have to be thousands of years before another race of people would be advanced both socially and technologically enough to understand and control the secrets of Atlantis. Hence, the family, who became AWARD, knew that they would have to wait patiently, through the ages, passing on tradition down their blood lines, so that one day, when it was possible, they would be the first to take for themselves, the secrets beneath the sphinx.
And in 1 BC one of those family members surfaced, Jesus Christ. A direct helper to the pharaoh of the time, who always took his advice and direction in good trust, Jesus had much say over what happened on the Giza plains, including the domain of the Sphinx. Unfortunately, the technical knowledge posessed by the Egyptians was not enough to uncover the secret room of the Atlantians, and hence Jesus, came up with another brilliant plan.
He created the bible, his family members spreading its word around the world, creating a legion of almost unlimited manpower and devotion. After faking his death and instituting many of his family's bloodline as the priests of his religion, his priests gathered his loyal followers around the great sphinx and ordered them to begin digging...
However, this was how the Crusades began. Rather than being christians out on the loose killing other religious beliefs, they were killing their own kind, even Jesus himself fell to these bloodthirsty mongrels who thought that the Jesus from Egypt was in fact the apparition of Satan himself, and that all the priests, were devils. From the crusaders, sprouted the seed of the Catholic church. Both now, however, play no part in AWARD's world domination scheme, they are its creation gone out of control.
In the last few centuries however, things have changed quite a bit since the olden days that Jesus lived in. Now we are under the control of representative democracies, a government that is a breeding ground for corruption and misrepresentation. Over the past few hundred years the AWARD sect has taken over media conglomerates and the largest banking institutions. Now it is they who control the purse strings of the government, and hence, entire countries, and it is they who decide what is appropriate for the public to view, especially when it comes to reports about their own misdoings, which are classified as inappropriate.
An example of the power of the media was the space projects of the USA and USSR, projects of immense cost to the tax payer, that had to be justified. Through the creation of dreams in the hearts of common people about "living on the moon" and other sci-fi ideas, AWARD was able to con the public into letting these projects go ahead, allowing AWARD's banks to siphon more money off of the governments involved, and also to launch their own satellite to put the Giza site under constant surveillance.
Hitler knew what was going on. Rather than acting foolishly and invading the USSR "too early" as many historians will note, that eventually led to his downfall, he had an underlying motive, to stop the highly top secret production of the AWARD space satellite, located in the USSR itself. His actions delayed the AWARD efforts an extra decade, after succesfully locating and destroying many of the key electronical components. Now, he is seen as a ruthless killer, especially of the Jews... however things could not be further from the truth. These lies have been created and manipulated into history by the AWARD company.
So with the banks and media under their control, you may wonder why AWARD has not yet already uncovered the secrets at Giza. The simple answer, is because computerization poses a major threat to their plans... such meeting places as the internet provide forums for unlimited discussion about topics which AWARD has no capability to censor.
Which is where AWARD BIOS comes into play. AWARD now controls you, through your computer screen, through the media, and even your government. AWARD itself composes all of the major descendant bloodlines of the sect that began in 10500 BC. AWARD, with you under their control, is ready to begin the opening of the Giza site.
I have proof that all I have said is true. All those with AWARD BIOS in their computers beware, your CMOS password is entirely unsafe! Known to all members of the 10500 BC sect, is the secret password containing the position of the buried Atlantian information, and that same number is encoded into your BIOS, allowing ANYONE to bypass any CMOS password you set. If you are still not a believer, find an AWARD BIOS system, and set a password on your system, and then try the password "589589". No information is safe from AWARD...
Luckily, all is not lost. Computer viruses will be your saviour. "But aren't they programs that jump from computer to computer, malicious molesting data?" No, that is a misconception that has been implanted in your brain by AWARD BIOS. Computer viruses are smart semi live organisms, that do jump from computer to computer, MODIFYING THE OUTPUT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN TO COUNTER THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES ADDED BY AWARD BIOS!
Myself and some other virus writing rebels have also formed a group, a group known as MrBIOS. We are shipping out computers with secure CMOS passwords, and also subverting the thought patterns of people through their monitor timing signals, and letting them know what AWARD is up to, we are fighting fire with fire. We have two avenues of attack, computer viruses and MrBIOS BIOS replacements. We will not let AWARD compromise your thinking, and when enough of us are aware of what AWARD is doing, we can strike back physically against the banks and media.
By running the SLAM magazine, you have set off a virus onto your system which is running right now, and countering effects of AWARD BIOS on your system. This document does not really exist... you are currently in a dream like hypnotised state, this information is being implanted into your brain through monitor timing signals... distribute the SLAM magazine to others... let the knowledge of AWARD's actions be known... and above all... be safe, friend.
IndianOwl
