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echo|zine, volume 4, issue 13

---------------------------[ Hackers Logbook ]----------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------[ various ]--------------------------------


-----------------[ Extra Bonus Mie Instan di Carrefour ]------------------
----------------------[ dR4GGy <dR4GGy@yahoo.com> ]-----------------------

Beberapa waktu yang lalu saya ke Carrefour Cempaka Mas untuk belanja
mie instan dan sejenisnya (hehe ... maklum anak kost, stok mie untuk akhir
bulan). Kemudian ketika saya berdiri didepan rak mie instan, saya
memperhatikan tulisan "BONUS DAPAT LANGSUNG DIAMBIL" yang merujuk pada
produk Indomie Goreng dan Indomie Soto. Pada bungkus Indomie tersebut
tertera tulisan, "BONUS Beli 5 gratis 1 dengan rasa yang sama".

Saya perhatikan bahwa pengambilan bonus mie instan tersebut dilakukan
di bagian Customer Service. Cukup dengan memperlihatkan nota pembelian dan
bonus langsung diserahkan. Kemudian saya mengambil 10 bungkus Indomie
Goreng dan 10 bungkus Indomie Soto dan langsung mengambil 2 bungkus
Indomie Goreng dan 2 bungkus Indomie Soto sebagai bonus. Sesampainya
di kasir, saya bertanya,

"Mbak, di rak barang tadi tertulis "BONUS DAPAT LANGSUNG DIAMBIL.",
jadi bonusnya sekalian saya ambil?"

"Oh iya, bonusnya memang langsung bisa diambil, mas." Jawab sang
kasir.

Setelah membayar dan mendapatkan struk pembelian, saya perhatikan
tidak ada tanda khusus atau kode yang menandakan bahwa bonus sudah
diambil. Lalu saya coba iseng mendatangi Customer Service untuk
mendapatkan bonus "kedua". Ternyata saya diberikan lagi bonus "kedua",
dan setelahnya struk pembelian saya ditandai dengan stabilo.

Kemudian saya pulang ke rumah dengan membawa 28 bungkus mie instan
dengan hanya membayar seharga 20 bungkus.



--------------------[ Serangan Virus di Kantor Didin ]--------------------
---------------------------------[ blah ]---------------------------------

Dikarenakan semakin banyaknya aktifitas serangan virus yang merusak
data pada sistem komputer di kantor, maka sang Bos yang mendengar kabar
tersebut merasa harus turun tangan dan tibalah sang Bos dengan tegangnya
mendatangi ruangan NOC untuk memperoleh penjelasan dari sang Admin.

"Din," panggil sang Bos dengan ketus kepada Didin sang Admin.

"Saya dengar belakangan banyak komputer rusak gara-gara serangan
virus?"

"Iya, pak. Kita sudah kewalahan, belum lagi dengan serangan worm
jenis baru, cracker yang coba membobol, dan serangan DDoS terhadap
sistem kita.", jawab Didin dengan detail berlagak pintar.

"Wah, begitu ya?", balas sang Bos sambil mendekati rak server dengan
pongah.

"Pantas saja banyak virus, wong kotor begini..", ujar sang Bos sambil
menunjukkan jarinya yang berdebu setelah memegang rak.

Didin kemudian lemas setelah mendengar komentar sang Bos.


------------------------[ Jawanisasi DOS Command ]------------------------
--------------[ jomblo_keparat <jomblo.kxxxxxt@gmail.com> ]---------------




@rem ____ begin ._____________________________________________________________
@cls
@title Jowo DOS Shell siap aktif ...
@rem +++++++++++++ BANER BERIKUT HANYA SPONSOR :) ++++++++++++
@echo today : %date%
@echo =================================================
@echo = Modifikasi command DOS dgn bahasa jawa =
@echo =================================================
@echo = =
@echo = by jomblo_keparat =
@echo = -- jomblo.kxxxxxt@gmail.com -- =
@echo = www.x.darkscripts.com =
@echo = =
@echo =================================================
@echo =================================================
@rem +++++++++++++++++++++++ END SPONSOR ++++++++++++++++++++++
@echo Petek en enter gawe ngaktifne ...
@echo __________________________________
@echo tekan enter untuk mengaktifkan
@pause>null
@rem ------++++ copy dari sini jika ingin di masukkan ke autoexec.bat ++++------
@set menyang=cd
@set kopi=copy
@set ilangi=del
@set lungo=goto
@set nulis=@echo
@set tulong=help
@set metu=exit
@set ndelok=dir
@set ganti=ren
@set ganti2=rename
@set tanggalan=date /t
@set jam=time /t
@set resiki=cls
@set mulai=start
@set werno=color
@set nggawe=md
@set nggawe2=mkdir
@set mindah=move
@set mandek=pause
@set judul=title
@set moco=type
@set saumpomo=if
@rem -------++++ end copy ++++--------
@cls
@title +++++ Sugeng Rawuh : Jowo DOS Shell wis AKTIF ++++++ created by jomblo_keparat
@echo Horeee ...Jowo DOS Shell wis AKTIF !!!! ....
@echo petek en enter kanggo ndelok perintah2 e
@echo ____________________________________________
@echo tekan enter untuk melihat perintah2nya
@pause>null
@cls
@echo cara nggawene kudu dike'i tanda persen, sakdurunge karo sakwise
@echo cara menggunakannya diawali + diakhiri karakter persen
@echo CD = menyang
@echo COPY = kopi
@echo DEL = ilangi
@echo GOTO = lungo
@echo echo = nulis
@echo HELP = tulong
@echo EXIT = metu
@echo DIR = ndelok
@echo REN = ganti
@echo RENAME = ganti2
@echo DATE = tanggalan
@echo TIME = jam
@echo CLS = resiki
@echo START = mulai
@echo COLOR = werno
@echo MD = nggawe
@echo MKDIR = nggawe2
@echo MOVE = mindah
@echo PAUSE = mandek
@echo TITLE = judul
@echo TYPE = moco
@echo IF = saumpomo
@rem ____ end ._____________________________________________________________

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