Conspiracy Nation Vol. 10 Num. 15

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              Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 10  Num. 15 
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HALE-BOPP COMET BEING *FOLLOWED*.... BY ITS OWN TAIL 
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Hale-Bopp Comet Also Being Followed By Its Own *Tale* 
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An explanation for the  supposed  mysterious object following the 
approaching Hale-Bopp comet was given on "Sounds  Like  Science," 
broadcast  on  National  Public Radio (NPR) on Feb. 1, 1997.  The 
following is my transcription of  what was said.  Because I don't 
have the names of the two persons involved in the  discussion  of 
Hale-Bopp and the "mysterious object," they are designated as "A" 
and "B." 
  
  A:   Let's  talk  a  little  about, looking forward to next 
  month.  And I know this  spring  is going to be an exciting 
  time,  not  only   for   professional   but   for   amateur 
  astronomers, because we're getting close to Hale-Bopp comet 
  time. Right? 
  
  B:   There  is  a  new  comet  which is now well on its way 
  toward the inner  solar  system:   Hale-Bopp.  It should be 
  best seen in the evening sky in late March and early April. 
  And I'm sure our listeners will be hearing much more  about 
  it as the weeks go on. 
  
  A:   I've  got  to  share  something I've discovered on the 
  Internet.  Now you've got to take this for what it's worth, 
  since it came off  the  Internet.   But there's an Internet 
  story -- rumors -- that Hale-Bopp is  being  trailed  by  a 
  UFO.  
  
  B:  Oh this is a wonderful story!  We actually now know how 
  it  happened.   An  astronomer  was  looking  at  Hale-Bopp 
  through  a  telescope and saw what was a perfectly ordinary 
  star.  But  because  he  was  using  a  computer program to 
  predict what should be out there, he didn't set the setting 
  for this program right, and the program  didn't  show  that 
  star.   And  he  got  all  scared that there was a star his 
  program wasn't showing.  And  he  sent out this big message 
  on the Internet: "I've discovered an unknown object!" 
     Hale-Bopp has actually turned  out  to  be  a  perfectly 
  ordinary  star.   But  this  guy  was so enchanted with his 
  discovery, he refused  to  back  down  and went on national 
  radio (not NPR, of course, but lesser radio  stations)  and 
  announced  this unknown object -- creating a huge, paranoid 
  story which is still resonating on the wire. 
  
  A:  Next we're going to hear  that the star had the face of 
  Elvis [Presley] on it! 
  
  B: [Laughs] That's right! And came from "the face on Mars!" 
     There's nothing  following  Hale-Bopp,  except  its  own 
  tail.  
  
So  there  you  have it.  Conspiracy Nation is inclined to agree, 
that there is no UFO following Hale-Bopp. 
  
Not to say, however, that  Hale-Bopp has no significance.  A book 
named (as I recall) "Planetary Influence on Human Behavior" lends 
support to astrological  ideas.   The  book  shows  statistically 
significant   correlations  between  sample  "birth  charts"  and 
professional  careers.   A   group   of   famous  actors,  sports 
champions, and scientists was taken at random,  and  their  birth 
charts were studied.  A definite link between planetary positions 
and subsequent careers was established.  So who knows?  Hale-Bopp 
may influence human behavior and/or political events in some way. 
  
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