Conspiracy Nation Vol. 09 Num. 51

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              Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 9  Num. 51 
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HILLARY NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL 
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Okay, I hope you're seated.  Feeling calm?  Good.  Say, have  you 
lost some weight? You look 10 years younger. 
  
It  has  been  this   editor's  perception  that  Hillary  Rodham 
Clinton's main problem is just that she hooked up with the  wrong 
guy,  i.e.   Bill "The Weasel" Clinton.  Hillary started out as a 
committed idealist, even  though  her  ideals were misguided.  In 
the 1960s, she was good friends  with  Saul  Alinsky,  the  noted 
rebel  and  radical  organizer.   She  really believed that 1960s 
stuff and even still has  stars  in  her eyes.  (Like many of her 
generation, she is still "lost in the '60s.") 
  
But she went wrong teaming up with Mr. Bill.  Alas, what's a girl 
to do?  She couldn't "grow up to be  President,"  but  she  could 
marry  the  fourth stooge, Big Goofy Clinton, achieve power, then 
save the world. 
  
But  along  the way, a lot of Goof Clinton's sleaze rubbed off on 
her.  Now she's got apparent legal troubles waiting to pounce and 
send her  up  the  river,  to  Club  Fed,  for  golfing and light 
exercise. 
  
Don't agree?  David Brock,  author  of  *The Seduction of Hillary 
Rodham*, paints a similar picture to  that  of  this  editor.   A 
review in the Washington Times National Weekly Edition (10/20/96) 
describes  Brock  as  seeing  "the  first lady as a victim of her 
husband's actions." 
  
Brock, according to the Washington  Times, began writing the book 
18 months ago, expecting to end up with a book  unsympathetic  to 
Ms.  Clinton.   Yet  the  opposite occurred.  Responding to upset 
right-wingers, salivating in anticipation  of  a hatchet job then 
bitterly disappointed at the final result, Brock asks,  "What  do 
people want me to do? Do they want me to make things up?" 
  
Of  course  Brock  may  have been sucked in by a type of feminist 
propaganda portraying all womyn's difficulties as to be blamed on 
the Male Oppressor(tm).  Is  Hillary  just  a poor victim really, 
just a poor little thing who couldn't help herself?   Some  womyn 
push  that  image  of the poor helpless female, victimized by the 
evil male and in desperate need of Big Brother to come save her. 
  
So which is it?  Are women really tough as a man and can face the 
music when the chips are down?   Or  do they go crying to "daddy" 
that it's all "Jimmy's" fault, that "Jimmy made me do  it?"   You 
can't have it both ways:  either women are able to stand on their 
own two feet come Hell or high water, or they're not.   So  which 
will  Hillary do when push comes to shove?  Will she do the "poor 
helpless female" bit, or will she "take it like a man?" 
  
My bet is  that  Brock  has  been  suckered  by  the  "damsel  in 
distress"  archetype  (but not necessarily tricked into it.)  His 
book paves the way for  a  post-indictment Hillary to avoid jail, 
letting  her  blame  it  all  on  Male  Oppressor(tm)  and   Male 
Seducer(tm)  Bill  "The  Weasel" Clinton.  But Hillary's got some 
guts I think so she might do something really brave like stand on 
her own two feet. 
  
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