#Emu -- The Pride of EfNet
#Emu -- The Pride of EfNet
December 17th, and VSMC registered should be arriving in our mailboxes in
the new year, time for some festivities, and a chat log of some humorous
antics in #Emu on EfNET!
Featured escapes:
EFX vs. Atari_STE
The Illusive VSMC9612(A) Time Limit -\-These all tie in to each
Registering the Z NickTag -/-other and are informative.
Why we can't hack into VSMC -\-on VSMC =)
Masterbation night at #Emu
--[Atari-STE and EFX]-------------------------------------------------------
<EFX> isnt atari-ste lame?
<EFX> hes say's some of the lamest shit
<EFX> his cutdowns are reminiscent of a 6th grader
<Atari-STe> EFX is the gayest motherfucker i ever met with his "greater than tho" attitude
<Magickian> efx is greater than what I left in my toilet
<EFX> hahah see what I mean?
<Atari-STe> EFX, i don't care what you say about me, everyone knows you have the worst attitude problem out of
anyone
<EFX> magickian: and what you left in your toilet still has more itelligence then you
<Atari-STe> IceWiz is more tolerable than EFX
<Magickian> efx> n it's sad cause you have half the intelligence than me
<EFX> atari-ste: you should learn to talk a little bit better.. you dont sound american ..
* Typhoon_Z thinks that after releasing 360 NES Games and having Acey and Console Corsortium rereleasing
them without due credit, EFX has a right to be pissed .
<EFX> magickian: that was lame.. lamer then atari-ste's cutdowns..
<Atari-STe> EFX, you should get that dick out your ass so you type a little better
<BlackOutZ> if you wanna fight move to #newbies...
<VegaC> tZ, quite true
<EFX> atari-ste: thats lame .. I'll bothering responding when you say ANYTHING a lil less lame ..
<Magickian> efx> well at least I can cut-down
<Magickian> efx> look at you, "he has lame cut-downs" "he's lame"
<Magickian> hehe
<EtherMan> !!! /ignore EFX
<EFX> magickian: yea ..
<EtherMan> !!! /ignore atari-ste
<EtherMan> There, much quieter now.
<PvReEv|L> !!! /ignore etherman
<Atari-STe> EFX, are you a poor ghetto child with such poor trailer park livin parents you couldn't go to school to
learn proper spelling and grammar?
<Magickian> I think CC is blowz fer rereleasin werk too
<Magickian> but he should take it out on them
<Magickian> n not everybody else
<EFX> what?? hahah
<EFX> yea g i's the shit .. I know's how to be spelling fool
<Atari-STe> Typical homeless trash response
<EFX> atari-ste: you must be about 12
<Atari-STe> EFX you must be about 6 on your momma's little mac classic eh?
<ApheX2> well, have phun arguing.. Ill be back later when all the kiddiez have been put to bed
<EFX> hahaha
<EFX> atari-ste: fucking idiot ..
<Atari-STe> EFX, yeah, laugh at the truth, it makes the pain all that much less eh?
<Atari-STe> EFX< oh wow "fucking idiot", obviosly a very intelligent response
<Magickian> yep
<Magickian> atari> gotta love it
--
<Atari-STe> EFX, what happened? That 15 year old keyboard cord on dat mac finally snap again, and you can't
respond with you're oh so witty reponses?
<EFX> atari-ste: no cuz unlike you I dont need to talk shit about people to satisfy my bordom ..
<Atari-STe> EFX, remember the frailed cord goes in your ass then you tiny dick goes in the socket to get your
computer power
<EFX> atari-ste: thats nice .. I love you too
<Atari-STe> awwww, the poor little idiot left
--[The illusive VSMC9612(A) Time Limit]-------------------------------------
*** BlackOutZ (~BlackOutZ@slip153.advantis.net.il) has joined #emu
<BlackOutZ> yo'z
* Typhoon_Z swears... www.hotmail.com is being a whore tonight.
<EtherMan> TZ: with a name like "hotmail"? =)
<BlackOutZ> Anyone want my emulation stuff list? [sorted] <84k zip ;) >
<NOAMANIAC> TZ, it'll werk one day then fuq up another
<Typhoon_Z> NO: I've been using it for 3 months.. I think its my ISP.
<BlackOutZ> i got a crack for VSMC... [10 , 11[a/d] and 12]...
<Suzanne_> BlackOut, what does the 12A crack do ?
<BlackOutZ> Remove the timelimit...
<Suzanne_> BlackOut, there isn't a timelimit in 12A though
<EtherMan> Cracks for 12A are silly
<BlackOutZ> but i got a crack.. [whatever]...
<BlackOutZ> so dunno...
* Typhoon_Z asks.. who send TB their registration other than Typhoon Z?
<EtherMan> TZ: need to go home first, get money
<BlackOutZ> hehee... tZ: you regged? why? there are always cracks around...
<EtherMan> BlackOutZ: Not for this version.
<VegaC> tZ, im gunna, when i get the cash
<Typhoon_Z> Black: Its called supporting software that you wish to use.
<VegaC> blackout
<VegaC> you cant crack vsmc 9612
<VegaC> becuz theres nothing to crack
<VegaC> its simply made only to support 8 colors in the shareware version
--[Registering the illusive Z nicktag]--------------------------------------
* Typhoon_Z is thinking of charging registration to tag a "Z" to the end of your nick... effing shit, I was the first Z,
then Shinobi_Z, then Avatar_Z, then everyone and their dog.
<RIPClaw`> how much is it to reg?
<BlackOutZ> hemm... so you think i would prefer buying a software for 99$ instead of getting the 0$ release?!?!
*** Brimstone is now known as Brim_Z
<Typhoon_Z> BZ: Its $35
<BlackOutZ> so what if there's nothing to crack... someone could release the full VSMC...
<EtherMan> Blackout: You can't crack it...the code simply isn't THERE. It's like iNES .5.
<Brim_Z> I feel asthouh I'm part of an elite club now
<Typhoon_Z> BZ: I support The Brain, I don't support idiots who think that their emulator is worth $100.
<TaNdRuM> Actually it's ShinobiZ not Shinobi_Z
<EtherMan> (in fact, it's a LOT like iNES .5)
*** RIPClaw` is now known as RIPClaw_Z
<Atari-STe> Magic, hehe
<RIPClaw_Z> Typoon_z: charge me :)
<Typhoon_Z> BlZ: You CAN'T copy the registered version.
* Typhoon_Z DCCs RipClaw REG.NFO for the illusive "Z" nicktag.
<Brim_Z> why isn't it possible to copy the VSMC disk?
<VegaC> heh
<RIPClaw_Z> hehe
<BlackOutZ> tZ: i know...
<VegaC> brim, it isnt, just trust us
--[Why we can't hack into VSMC]---------------------------------------------
<EtherMan> Brim: It has some sort of raw-copy protection, AND it uses it's own OS, AND it's encrypted to prevent
cracking
<VegaC> damn damn damn
<EtherMan> It's called total paranoia
<BlackOutZ> tZ: but it'll possible to IMAGE it using DISKIMAGE or other disk imager, AND RELEASE it!
<RIPClaw_Z> Typhoon: i'm just trying out the nick.. in 30 days i will register if i find it usefull :)
* Typhoon_Z asks this... first off, VSMC REG REQUIRES its own OS... so how do you copy an OS dependant on
a disk?
<Typhoon_Z> BZ: Sorry, no good.
<Typhoon_Z> Rip: Thats cool.
<Brim_Z> Ether: Is there no possible way of cracking it? Why don't normal software companys use this method?
<BlackOutZ> tZ: why no good?
<Typhoon_Z> BlackOutZ: These disks are uncopyable...
<Typhoon_Z> BlackOutZ: Specially corrupted or something probably.
<EtherMan> Brim: Because it's extremely ANNOYING.
<BlackOutZ> there isn't such a thing UNCOPYABLE...
<VegaC> dont worry abou tit
<Typhoon_Z> Black: Trust me, TB made it uncopyable.
<Typhoon_Z> Black: Uncrackable is a stretch, but crackable is even more of a stretch.
<EtherMan> Brim: In the real world, there's competition. If a company uses annoying copy protection, you buy
another company's product.
<VegaC> blackout, with the brain, theres always a way
<Brim_Z> TB rules
<BlackOutZ> i can bet ucf can crack it...
<EtherMan> TB has also promised to prosecute anyone who cracks it
* Typhoon_Z wonders... take VSMC96.EXE and IPS patch the VSMC OS Upgrade somehow =)
<EtherMan> (of course, he promised to not make it shareware, so...)
<Typhoon_Z> Black: This is a different type of crack.
<EtherMan> TZ: heh =)
<VegaC> tZ, i talked with him for 45 minutes on stats on his os
<Magickian> hmm
<Magickian> maybe if we ake a VSMC Emulator
<VegaC> its a bitch
<Magickian> hehe
<BlackOutZ> his operating system CAN'T be not dos-comtible! otherwise he'll need to develop his own C compiler
and that's worth more then VSMC itself!
<Hodr> Does anyone have a crack for the newest Vsmc?
<VegaC> he uses a special binary format, kind of a cross between exe and com
<Typhoon_Z> BlackZ: umm.. no.
<VegaC> BZ, its written in dos
<VegaC> and he made a util to convert it
* VegaC realizes BlackZ dont know shit about this
<VegaC> hehe
<Typhoon_Z> BlackZ: The_Brain is an amazing sausage.
* Typhoon_Z realizes that BlackZ is at least not going around bragging and acting lame about being nieve... (did I
spell that right?)
* VegaC knows how TB converts progs to his propriety o/s format
<VegaC> tZ, i think its naieve, but close enough
<BlackOutZ> hemm... i can bet the reg one can be converted to EXE... no one is so smart... ;)
<Gorath_> is anyone running Linux?? I need to know how to setup the sound
<Typhoon_Z> VegaC: See, if you told Lost_Soul how he did it, Lost_Soul would make a converter program =)...
that way he wouldn't be cracking the EXE, and it would be legal =)
<VegaC> tZ, its some special exe->whatever format
--[Masterbation Night in #Emu]----------------------------------------------
<TechKnigh> EFX: Jabba the Hut is a rendered SGI character in the re-release version of the first movie. There
was originally a scene with him, but it was cut the first time around.
<jack84> cept java the hut is shown as some fat guy
<jack84> boy you betta shut yo mouth
<NOAMANIAC> jack, you mean me :)
<jack84> walkin down the street with my dick in my hand im a mena muthefucker and a jungle man
<NOAMANIAC> interesting
<]BigJake[> fascinating
<NOAMANIAC> Preposturous
<NOAMANIAC> intriguing
<NOAMANIAC> hehe
<WeirdMan> cliche'
<]BigJake[> menstruating
<Typhoon_Z> Menstuation rules.
<NOAMANIAC> hehe
<NOAMANIAC> Menstuation??
<Typhoon_Z> Menstruation rules.
<jack84> masturbation
<NOAMANIAC> aah
<NOAMANIAC> Ejaculation
<NOAMANIAC> Self over infixiation
<TechKnigh> Fremulation
<NOAMANIAC> flogging the dolphin
<NOAMANIAC> roughing up the suspect
<NOAMANIAC> getting "head"
<]BigJake[> spanking the monkey...
<Typhoon_Z> beating the meat...
<Typhoon_Z> wacking the willie...
<jack84> peeling your chilies
<Typhoon_Z> ruffling the ruff....
<jack84> playing the skin flute
<Typhoon_Z> sucking the penee...
<Magickian> ah man hehe
<Typhoon_Z> wiggling the waffles...
<Typhoon_Z> jacking the off...
<Magickian> we haven't done this in a long time
<Vectriff> waxing the bishop
<Typhoon_Z> Stretching the Simon.
<NOAMANIAC> elongating the eel
<Typhoon_Z> Erecting the elephant.
<Typhoon_Z> Calming the camel.
<jack84> slaing the salomy
<WeirdMan> Beating the bald headed champ
<jack84> playing with your finger pupets
<MrMachine> testing the splashguard
<Magickian> as much as I'd love to join in
<MrMachine> punching the clown
<jack84> polishing the helmet
<NOAMANIAC> hmm, what color are your balls?
<WeirdMan> Pulling the tail
<Typhoon_Z> cumming on the counter.
<MrMachine> lubing the chevy
<]BigJake[> PUNCHING THE CLOWN?!?!? hoooohooo
<MrMachine> revving the engine
<MrMachine> mowin the lawn
<WeirdMan> Smashing the 2 pumpkins
<jack84> mowin the lawn?
<Typhoon_Z> Twisting the turkey.
<MrMachine> jumping rope
<BlackOutZ> anyone got UAE stuff?!
<jack84> thats stretchin it
<]BigJake[> flaggin' the dragon
<jack84> choking the chicken
<Typhoon_Z> Grabbin the grapes
<MrMachine> turning on the tvb
<Vectriff> squeezing the charmin
<NOAMANIAC> playing joust
<Typhoon_Z> Stimulating the sausage.
<thor6> wrestling with your muppet
<MrMachine> mashing the desk
<WeirdMan> stetching the rubber
<Vectriff> I love to play joust :)
<MrMachine> breaking the sofa
<WeirdMan> Okay now we're just getting stupid :)
<MrMachine> playing the drums
<jack84> breaking the sofa?
<MrMachine> kicking your sister
<]BigJake[> watching Baywatch
<Typhoon_Z> stringing the cheese
<jack84> no that dontmake sense
<NOAMANIAC> repeatedly moving the hand in an up and down motion upon ones penis is known
as......Masterbation or all the suggestions going thru now
<jack84> watching baywatch hahahahahahahaha
<EFX> oinking the oinkilator
<Vectriff> composing an orchestra for the one man band
<WeirdMan> reading a playboy
<Berzerker> Pud wrestling
<]BigJake[> kicking your sister! lol!!
<NOAMANIAC> lookin at p0rn
<Typhoon_Z> Shitting white shit..
<MrMachine> How do you castrate a redneck?
<MrMachine> Kick his sister in the jaw
<jack84> polishing your helmet
<Typhoon_Z> Pulling the chain...
<jack84> er I said that already
<Typhoon_Z> Changing the fuel..
<Typhoon_Z> Basking the baskerville...
<WeirdMan> Slappin the bitch
<EFX> blowing ones load alleviates sexual tension
<BlackOutZ> shutting the MOUTH!
<Typhoon_Z> Spank de monKEY
<jack84> sharpening your pencil
<NOAMANIAC> Driving it to the hole
<MrMachine> flushing the toilet
<WeirdMan> hheheheh
<MrMachine> taking a bath
<Typhoon_Z> Soaking the sailor.
<]BigJake[> taking a crap
<MrMachine> picking your nose
<Vectriff> blinding the cyclops
<Typhoon_Z> Wondering why you don't have a girlfriend..
<NOAMANIAC> TZ, i do have a gf
<MrMachine> sending money for vsmc
<WeirdMan> Yankee on your pankee
<]BigJake[> burying your dog
<Magick2> mrmachine> haha
<jack84> ahahaha
<]BigJake[> running over your cat
<WeirdMan> Going to #!!!!!!highschoolsexpics
<Typhoon_Z> Lamenting the llama.
<WeirdMan> (Don't ask how i know) :P
<NOAMANIAC> lactating the jugs
<Typhoon_Z> Yanking the yoyo!
<MrMachine> testing the U key on your keyboard
<jack84> reading usenet
<DEMI|away> tz : ops please
<NOAMANIAC> hmm, anyone know a word that starts with c that means big
<jack84> cig
<Typhoon_Z> Wobbling the whale.
<`fLiPiNo`> collossa
<DEMILIX> colossal
<`fLiPiNo`> collossal
<]BigJake[> noa: canneloni
<Typhoon_Z> Docking the boat.
<]BigJake[> hehe
<NOAMANIAC> aha
<EFX> noamaniac: yea cock .. as in mine :)
<NOAMANIAC> now i know what cj means on baywatch
<NOAMANIAC> collossal jugs...hehe
<]BigJake[> Parking yer car
<Magickian> typhoon> Beaching the Whale would be better than Wobbling the Whale
<Magickian> hehe
<Typhoon_Z> Racking your raquet.
<NOAMANIAC> EFX, wow, they make the plastic ones bigger now?
<Typhoon_Z> Yanking yer crank...
<Typhoon_Z> Burning the stix.
<NOAMANIAC> goin in tha tunnel
<NOAMANIAC> launching the rocket
<Typhoon_Z> Licking your penis, scratching your ass, running up and down the street disturbing friends, family,
and the medical hospital.
<Typhoon_Z> Riding the train!
<DEMILIX> tz : shut up!
<jack84> palying with snakey
<WeirdMan> Playing the drums
<NOAMANIAC> the coolest pc accessory company of them all......THRUSTMASTER...hehe
*** Typhoon_Z changes topic to "Masterbation nite on #Emu ... get some n0rp and whack away!!!"
<Gloone> does anyone have a bin2db converter?
<Typhoon_Z> Converting the bin to db
<NOAMANIAC> snakey..hehe
<jack84> heheh
<Typhoon_Z> Unzipping the file.
<Typhoon_Z> Formatting the floppy.
<Magickian> uhh
<Typhoon_Z> Docking the device
<WeirdMan> hehehehe
<jack84> you wna see snakey? uhh son I dont thinkyou wnaa see snakey
<NOAMANIAC> extracting the file
<WeirdMan> renaming the virus
<Typhoon_Z> Defragging the floppy
<Magickian> Crashing the Windows
<Magickian> hehe
* `fLiPiNo` has a nasty old picture entitled snake.jpg
<jack84> umcompressing your data
<NOAMANIAC> i wanta see snakey, you sure, yes he does
<WeirdMan> inserting your hardrive
<Typhoon_Z> capturing the bitmap
<`fLiPiNo`> you don't even want to know where the snake is
<WeirdMan> Demi:Yep :)
<WeirdMan> I can't afford a scanner :)
<DEMILIX> tz : whatever =]
<NOAMANIAC> turning you're flopy into hardware
* Typhoon_Z thinks snake means PENIS!
* NOAMANIAC thinks TZ is smart
<NOAMANIAC> turning your software into hardware
<NOAMANIAC> hehe i promise it isn't 3.5 inches
<Typhoon_Z> Grabbin' the joystick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWW yA!
<jack84> hehehehe
<]BigJake[> ewwww... ugly yellow
<jack84> heheheh
<`fLiPiNo`> i remember a while back Arsenio had a joke about "computer condoms" (i.e. the short-lived catch
phrase for virus software back in the day)
<WeirdMan> Turning your floopies into hard disks
<Magickian> running the executable
<Magickian> hehe
<`fLiPiNo`> inputting data..
<NOAMANIAC> TZ, not grabbin the joystick, just joystick, that's all you need
<`fLiPiNo`> outputting..
<NOAMANIAC> http://www.masterbation.cum
<Typhoon_Z> Getting pubic hair on your expensive computer shit ... ugh.
<`fLiPiNo`> inputting..outputting.. input.. output...input! output!
<WeirdMan> Butchering the meat
<`fLiPiNo`> INput! OUTput!
<NOAMANIAC> Extruding the fluids
*** EtherMan changes topic to "I leave the channel for five minutes and this is what happens?"
<WeirdMan> Now lets try "eating out"
<`fLiPiNo`> playing w/ the hard drive
<NOAMANIAC> hehe
<NOAMANIAC> munching on the meat
<Typhoon_Z> Scandicking...
<WeirdMan> licking the teaspoon
<`fLiPiNo`> defragging
<`fLiPiNo`> hm..
<Typhoon_Z> Clicking the mouse
<`fLiPiNo`> plug and play
<MonoPuff>
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for
<MonoPuff>
boy to park meat in girl.
<NOAMANIAC> hmmm, i have to defagment my hd
<Typhoon_Z> Peeing on the monitor!
<`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "Man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
<`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "Man who stand on toliet high on pot."
<`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "Man who jizz in cash register come into money."
<`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "He who snorts coke gets ice-cubes up his nose."
<EFX> does anyone here enjoy sucking on there on penis?
<`fLiPiNo`> yeah!
<MonoPuff>
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
<`fLiPiNo`> err.. yay!
<Typhoon_Z> EFX: You can do that!?
<]BigJake[> efx: can't reach....
<MonoPuff>
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
<`fLiPiNo`> mono: i got a list of like a few dozen
<]BigJake[> damn!
<`fLiPiNo`> Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
<NOAMANIAC> i don't need to suck my dick, my girl does it for me
<Magickian> mono> where do you get those?
<Magickian> hehe
* Typhoon_Z realizes that this is where that 'his penis is so big, he can give himself head' saying comes from... hrmm
<Magickian> confuscius ruleez
<NOAMANIAC> hmm, where's y0shi, he'd be lovin this
<NOAMANIAC> spw= super penis wacker
<NOAMANIAC> VSMC= virgin sucking my cock
* jack84 dumps a load
* BlackOutZ dumps a rom
* NOAMANIAC shoots his shit
<BlackOutZ> geee.. i gonna P U K E !
