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MAD COW Issue 2
MAD COW ISSUE 2!!!! OH NO THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET!| bY % Corrupted Citizen
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spl1nko tha' TABLE OF COWTENTS
Krazy Kat is now
the official mascot 1) -------------------------------------Introduction
of MAD COW! 2) -----------------------Excerpt from some COW list
Take it away spl1nko! 3) ---A MAD COW Interview with spl1nko tha Krazy Kat
? 4) ----------------------------- Tha Mystery Chapter
o o 5) --------------------------Making the MAD COW bomb
/\/\ __ 6) --------------------The MAD COW membership CARD!!
/ O o\ //\\ 7) ---------------------------------Some 0-DaY KoDeZ
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(k) kopyme -1996 MAD COW
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0-DAY***INTRODUCTION***0-DAY
y0y0y0y0y0y0y0y0! More inane lamness and ramblings of sick humor for you
and it's all.... FOR FREE!!!! <that is if you weren't stupid enough to buy it
off the one legged kid at the street corner for 2 bucks. Well, I don't think
many people read MAD COW 1- so I doubt if any will read 2- but oh well
THERE'S ALWAYS 3! <OH NO!> Some people wanted in <well really just 1>,
but none would give me any card numbers accts money or chicks so I decided
I'll just keep doing it myself that way I don't need deadlines- but if ya
want you can submit shit to me- oh yeah i got an inet address fuckin finally
tho it's only a trial so i dunno if it'll last it's at the end of this. AnD A
SuPeR SpEcIaL FoR AlL YoU K-rAd AnArChIsT OuT ThErE ThAt LiKe To AcT AnD TyPe
LiKe DuMb FuCkS- THE MAD COW BOMB! w00.... ok
abi abi abi..... Tha's All Folks!
it's sumtin like:
pimp.daddy@thearena.thearena.com
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DCC***EXCERPTS FROM SOME COW LIST***DCC
A thanks goes out to Impvision for hookin me up wid this list. He kicks ass
espically w/ hooking the scene up with files- since he's the only one that
uploads in the whole a/c <the rest of use spend our time trying to find ways
to avoid the u/l d/l ratios- we're bums>. I'm not going to give credit to
the people who made this or the place it was made because I don't have to
so it begins:
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^^ ^^
Cow
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(OO) (@@) (xx)
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
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(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
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* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
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ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
O O O O
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(DD) \ +--------+\//
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Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
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____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
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(oo) (oo) /---V
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"Cow Town"
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Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
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Cowt in the Act low rider cow
You may ask "I saw this list before, weren't there more pictures?"
Well there is a very reasonable answer to that -LOOK AT THE TITLE DUMBFUCK
IT'S JUST EXCERPTS- the rest sucked....
Well that's all for this chapter
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o+***AN INTERVIEW WITH SPL1NKO THA KRAZY KAT***o+
It could be one of the normal everyday stray cat's roaming your street.
Going through a AT&T Garbage can looking for some food when they stumble upon
some 0-DaY Kalling Kard K0dez! Now it's not just a cat- it's a phreaker kat!
It will now be pimpin cat's from all over the world from Payphones- and
gettin laid every day from the hot siamese bitches- but that ain't enuff so
they sneak into their local computer store and snatch dem selves a new
Pentium! And damn one thing you should always know is: KaTz CaN PuMp W4r3Z!
They are hookin themselves up with the 0-day shit, mac'in out on all da
groups till they stumble upon #ansi. Then they look at those ansi and
asskey's and need them! want them! love them! They hook themselves up with
Aciddraw and start pumpin out 100 line phaT asS Ansi's <*NOTE* - In case you
didn't know 90% of the ACiD members are KaTz- the remaining 10% are still
being decided by scientist! Why do you think nobody has ever claimed to see
Radman in real life except for other ACiD members? ^meow^>. Now they are
Art Katz- but once one cat by tha name of spl1nko accidentally stumbled upon
a MAD COW mag thinkin it was another art paq. Then it became spl1nko tha
KraZy KaT! And after much coercing <sp> and persuading he agreed to be
our <my?> maskot! wOO! so here is my interview with him on #hotfelinepics!!!
Me: hey spl1nko
spl1nko: y0y0y0y0y0y0y0y0y0 waddup ccit?
Me: I need to interview you for my MAD COW mag
spl1nko: ok hold up dawg-er I mean kat! hehe
foo-foo: spl1nko you were great last night! when can we meet again
spl1nko: damn woman message me this- don't make me pimp slap you! I gotta
go do an interview wid MAD COW mag!
*spl1nko* Meet me in #32c I gotta get dese bitches some 0-DaY before I leave
/join #32c
***Leaving #hotfelinepics!!! <ccit>
***Joining #32c
***: @ccit
-spl1nko has joined #32c
ME: hey spl1nko I guess we better get started
spl1nko: werd brotha!
ME: so, how did ya get hooked up with MAD COW mag?
spl1nko: well I was chillin' in #ansi ya know when some fuc head msg'd me to
take this thing he was dcc'ing called mc001.zip So I thought phaT! another
art paq for me to lauff at- well after I had got it I had to go- ya know had
a hot date wid a Persian bitch then I got back- all worn out, Damn she was
in heat!
ME: I didn't need to hear that
spl1nko: so you fuct up crazy humans- join #catsex den you'll learn- if you
can get one! hahahahahah! at least you ain't into #dogsex- what a buncha
dumb bastards! so anyways I got on noticed it in my downloads directory
so I unzipped it and checked it out and wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... phaT as
ballz bitch! Now I'm bein da biggest pimp in da whole scene- my ansi's
can rok any ol' bitch any day all my w4r3z are 0-day and my dick is an inch
longer...
ME: The last part wasn't necessary but nonethless it's true- so what is the
before/after results?
spl1nko: well den before like iCE was like askin me to join now it's like
ACiD iCE UNiON and all those phaT ass groups are BEGGIN' me, and I'm like
hold up mo fo'. Also before I kinda had you know sometimes a uhh... flea
problem all cats do
ME: mmmm hmmm i understand go on
spl1nko: well now da fleas ph34r me! and I pimp bitches 24/7!
ME: Well phaT! man but I gotta go so h00k me up wid some kodez
spl1nko: k man, but dem in issue 2
ME: ya got it catcha laterz
/quit
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so dere it is- now j00 know more to come from spl1nko...
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k0dez***THE MYSTERY CHAPTER***k0dez
Well then, I have no clue why I'm doin this lame fuckin chapter now- I feel
like goin out, and don't wanna waster my time so I bettah make it quik-
<really this is a math problem- but uhh it sounds like a mystery>
Bill had a knife- he killed 1 bitch, raped 2 to death, poisoned another
and killed 20 in a bombing
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