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MAD COW Issue 1
MAD COW ISSUE #1 - A Collecters Issue <Maybe> |bY% Corrupted CitizenO
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I LO 1)...........................Introdukshun COW!
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I LO 2).........Learning To Spell Introduction EMAD
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COW! 3)..........High Tech Shit on Hacking AOL I LO
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I LO 5)...Taking Over The Phone Company Easily EMAD
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COW! 6).................The ABC's of Eleetness I LO
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I LO 7)............How to Make the Mad Cow Box COW!
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COW! 8)...........................Application EMAD
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- Introdukshun -
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Well um, this is issue one. My member list is up top! That's cause
like I didn't tell anyone bout this yet. Nothin to do and I'm bored so
I just did this. Well um... I guess it's out now- I'm doing an emag! and
issue one has one user! Alright! maybe issue 2 will have 2. Oh yeah
and my Spiff Table of Contents. Ok well this part sucks. So just
remeber if the operator ever gives you any hassle or bullshit just say
"I read Mad Cow" and then she'll do your bidding, there's a Box for this
you know, but read on ta find out....
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- Learning to Spell Introduction -
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Oh yeah- that's um.. you know above... um... Introduction- sorry bout that.
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- High Tech Shit on Hacking AOL -
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Here is a new easy way just found out to steal accounts on AOL without
getting caught! And they can't fix it yet! hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take that Corporate Media!
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What j00 need:
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2 Gloves
1 Ski Mask
A Crow Bar
- First select a target <a rich one preferiably>. And do some creative
engineering to find out if they use AOL, example:
Me: Hey!
Target: Yeah?
Me: Do you use AOL?
Target: Yeah why?
<I leave>
- see it's that simple, if they say no, just go to another person and keep
doing this till you find one, i have never gotten caught today by doing that
-Next, follow the target home and find out where he/she lives
-Now wait untill late at night and put on the ski mask and gloves and grab
your crow bar <Make sure it's dark>.
- Go to the target's house and Quietly <note: Quiet> open his window with
the Crow Bar
- Now hide out in his house till one of the family start's using AOL.
- Now Kick their ASS!!!! Beat them bloody and force the password out of them
- Now drag that person into the closet and take out each family member one
by one.
- Once finished you have an AOL account, and a free computer and noone is the
wiser! -Oh yeah it's best to leave after this to keep the cops from catching
you
Now then, you being the eleetest you are and all <I can tell since your
reading Mad Cow> that has NEVER used AOL, may need some instructions:
How to use AOL:
-take their mouse and point and click the bloody bastard to death!
How to get Warez on AOL:
-if ya want Warez get a REAL Internet provider
How to get more accounts on AOL:
-Change yer handle to bgates4346346 or sumthin and go on one of the chat
things and say:
ATTENTION ALL AOLERS!!!! IT IS YOUR MASTER! BILL GATES! I HAVE MADE AN
UPGRADE TO WINBLOWZ- ER.... WINDOWS 95 <Caps are essential since all the
AOL'ers Caps keys somehow must be jammed>. JUST GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORDS
AND I WILL DELIVER YOU A COPY FOR FREE- IT'S SHAREWARE!!!!!!! <that part
always gets them>.
How to download on AOL:
-Who the fuck would want their shit or want to get shit off the inet from
there?
-- So there it is, the in's and out's of hacking AOL
So if you were dumb- um... I mean if you did do this email me w/ yer
experiences or sumthin
at um... oh yeah. All my accounts died out- so um give me one and
um... I'll mention you in here... yeah, and it will be cool
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- The Mystery Chapter -
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Honestly, I just put this chapter here to get an extra chapter but um...
if you want a mystery here:
Who killed the old rich gay Bill Gates- computer programmer was it
-Professor Kevorkian with the Suicide Machine in New Mexico?
-Colonel Dahmer with the Knife on campus
or
-Mr. Kaczynski with the package at the Post Office?
Answer is below :
IF YOU ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO TRY AND FIGURE THIS OUT YOUR A DUMBASS SINCE
BILL GATES IS STILL ALIVE NOW AS THIS ISSUE IS WRITTEN- OH YEAH AND JEFFERY
DAHMER IS DEAD- DR.K IS LIKE IN CANADA OR SUMTHIN- AND THEO K. IS IN JAIL
WITH A SPIFF HAIR CUT....
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- Taking over the Phone Company Easily -
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Here is a simple trick to take over the phone company easily. Go to a
payphone and insert 38 cents with 2 dimes 3 nickles and to pennies. Now pick
up the phone and play "Help me Ronda" on the keypad while reciting the
buttons you press. Now take out that Captain Crunch whistle you bought for 30
bucks at a novelty shop when you read that 3 year old text file on breaking
into the phone systems, but it somehow never worked for you. Now play into
the phone 3 blows. Now hit the coin return button constantly untill you start
to hear a busy signal- now cut open that metal cord connectiong the phone to
the base and go eeeny meeeny mineee moo <or sumthin> and clip each cord you
hit moe with untill you are down to one. Now take out your lap top and clip it
to that cord with alligator clips- a screen will come up that will say:
YOU HAVE HACKED/PHREAKED OR SUMTHIN INTO THE AT&T PHONE SYSTEMS!!
PLEASE HOLD WHILE WE TRACE YOUR PHONE BOOTH AND SEND THE POLICE
OVER...........
Now don't freak out just think- What would Corrupted Citizen do in this
situation- then rember just type "Doughnut" now a screen will pop up going-
OH MY GOSH! I WAS WRONG! PLLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE FORGIVE ME! I'LL DO
YOUR BIDDING- TRACY OUR HOT OPERATOR IS ON HER WAY OVER TO SERVICE
YOU.....
Now go back to the keypad and play "Mary had a Little Lamb" You will be
hooked up to the Phone Systems WWIV Board with Sysops access! You can change
numbers make free calls and everything! It works everytime! trust me...
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- THE ABC'S OF ELEETNESS -
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Hell I have to have something legitimate:
A- A is for Ansi which only Lithium can do best
B- B is for BBS, which only eleet ones we call
C- C is for cosysops, something all the newbies want
D- D is for Detect- Ansi or Ascii?
E- E is for Ego which is a must
F- F is for Free which all Juarez should be
G- G is for Greetz: to TGM, Spinsane, TSC and everyone else dammit
H- H is for Hallucination, a most excellent art group
I- I is for Inquity, a nice bbs software
J- J is for Juarez you better know them good
K- K is for K-RAD a quite old term
L- L is for Lemur, Sexy young thang!
M- M is for Mad Cow, damn that's a cool mag
N- N is for No Juarez as in "Old Warez are No Warez" -(c) Bow 1993
O- O is for Ouji Board, to find out what boards to call
P- P is for Phreaker which we all wish we were
Q- Q is for Qmodem, um... I forgot what the was sorry
R- R is for Red Box, Don't you wish you had one?
T- T is for Tupperware, what a novel idea!
U- U is for Unsavy, which how most of these eleet people smell
V- V is for Virii which Soapscum is God of
W- W is for Water- Take a bath people!
X- X is for X Ray- killer ones come from yer screen when watching porno!
Y- Y is for You suck
Z- Z is for Zipper, an essential tool for everyday life!
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- How to Make a Mad Cow Box -
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I promised you I would show you how to make one so here it is. The Mad
Cow Box is a box that you play on a pay phone after pressing 0 to get calls
for free anywhere in the world- here are the instructions:
Needed:
A) A Radio Shack PX2967348529 Model B Tape Recorder <about 30 bucks>
B) A Fuji Blank Tape
C) Some Alligator Clips
D) A Red Wire <If you have no Red wires paint a blue wire red, if you have no
blue wires paint a yellow one blue, if you have no yellow wires go to
Radio Shack and ask for a Yellow QS2247 Wire Extra Insulated- it will cost
about 50 bucks- cheap!>
E) Phone
F) A sister named Tracy
G) An AOL account
H) Some Jolt Cola
I)Some old Juarez
Diagram A:
/))))C
A\________/ |
|___******/ 000000 \ /
|_\ / B |
_____/------___-
F /
- Put the Tape in the Recorder like Diagram above
Diagram B:
F========<CCC<<<< ===== D ***** A
-Have Tracy Recite into Recorder:"We are from Mad Cow- Give us a free call
Bitch!!!!!"
Now just go hit 0 at a payphone and play into the reciever either one of 2
things will happen: You'll get a Free Call or The operator hang up
- I never had the first one work but it will- So if it did work
email me- at the account yer supposed to give me hehe....
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- Application -
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Here are The Requirements- Just do one of these:
A)Give me either:
An inet account
Some valid Credit Card Numbers
Fake Id's
Calling Card Numbers
Money
A Hot Young Bitch
A working Red Box
B) Write something cool
C) Be able to make noises in the Phone to get free calls!
D) Play Beethoven's 6th on the Phone's Key Pad
Here is the App:
Alias:
Phone number:
Boards ya call:
You or your parent's Credit Card number:
Oh yeah, I'm on Euphoria (813) 920-0209 , just leave feedback at the login
prompt with this bull shit- oh wait, is this the end?
Ok well also I put a BMP here to fool you into thinking it was big so you
d/l'd it thinking there was something worthwhile! hAhAhAhAhA!!!!!! Fooled You!
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Tha End Mo Fo'!
