The Land of Else 04b

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· 4 years ago

  

 
Oh my oh my.  When your standing at that toll booth at the beginning of 
your journey, and the man asks you for your coin....just cock your head 
and give him a smirk and say, "Hey....you think your a smart ass?  Well 
I got a question for ya..." 

"Ohuh?" 

"You think you got the guts, Boothman?" 

"Ohuh?" 

Widen your smirk and simply say, "What's Next To The Moon?" 

And while he's pondering that question in total amazment, just slip by 
the gate and put the pedal to the metal.  Works every time!! 

 
  -< Big-O Jet Airliner. >- 

 

And BY CHANCE that doesn't work, just make sure you have a walkman with 
you....because in this world, every being is total amazed by the sound 
of Rock 'N Roll.  It's a Phenomenon that can't be explained.  Go 
figure. 

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  Well, I've been travelling down this road for some time...it's been a 
fun road.  I've never had a bad time.  And Wisdom I have gained, that I 
have.  And my book has been filled...and oh man-o-man......it's that 
time again. 

  -< Ten Years Gone >- 

 
  I've spent alot of time floating in that black void...it makes you 
wonder what the big secret is.  I mean, your like a puppet under the 
Blue.  And there's nothing wrong with that, now is there?  Four strings 
coming of your limbs and all you do is dance.  Dance with the 
Dancer....out into the void.  Follow traces...follow the light and 
blend.  wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Just 
blend.  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb  tttttttttttttttttt  qq... 

Ever wonder what the answer to Life, the Universe and all the Virgins you 
can lay is? 

I'll tell you... 

 
 Answer:   X 

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! 

Thats what it is, Jack.....   the fuckin Big Variable In The Sky! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

 
If your reading this...then I think you should know that I am fuckin 
drunk.  And if you knew that, then....do you have any mushrooms? 

Well, there's only one thing to do at this Point.........<gulp...> 

 
  -< Hot Summer Nights >- 

(Oh yeah....and listening to the Stereo.....  A massive Stereo at 
that!!!  Thanx to Sir Death, of course....)  (Very big 
speakers...very...art thou Very?  ) 

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   T I  I  A  U L M N L  E S G  H H H H H H H  ! 
    H S  S   S B I I A  M S A E  A A A A A A A!