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Number : 1 of 50
From : Sid Gnarly #1
To : Doctor Murdock
Subject : P-Men Adventures #3-3
DateTime: 4:26 pm Mon Apr 16, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31156.1)
The Paladin wonders in awe as you display your Alice Tatoo, you rub, and he
watches with curiousity. You feel a force build up inside you and...
1/40 Chance of lightning bolt to strike.
28
The Paladin and the township laugh as your tatoo rubbing does not work.
The Paladin swings his large broad sword at your body and...
%20 vs. %5 lower or equal= 19
His swing nails you right past the head, bopping you a good one.
-1 hit points!
The angry Snakeman takes a good swing at the Paladin..
%5 vs. %20 lower or equal=19
The Snakeman misses with grief and prepares for the Paladin's attack..
The Paladin Strikes down hard with his broadsword..
%20 vs %5 lower or equal=15
The Paladin strikes his foe in the gut, making the snakeman fall backwards..
The bleeding Snakeman slowly gets on his feet.
-1 hit point!
Even the Snakeman's Iron Scales Armor could not foul the blow.
The Paladin turns back to you, mad as ever.
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[1] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :2 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:The Snickering Rogue
Subject :P-Men Adventures #28-3
DateTime:4:47 pm Mon Apr 16, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31155.1)
Suddenly you are engulphed in a bright white light...
and you fall onto solid concrete.. You raise yourself from the floor and take
a look at your new enviorment. You are in a filthy, unwelcome dark alleyway
and to make it worse, there are two as they said back in the 80's, Punk
Rockers who are looking at you with a nasty eye.
"Hey dood, what is that?"
"I don't know dood, but whatever it is, I bet it has alot of cashola to glow
like that.."
The Punk Rockers laugh and tease you, pulling out knife like objects. Finally
they encircle you and one of the punks strike.
%5 vs. %30 Lower or equal=10
His attack misses you by far and...
%20 vs. %5 Lower or Equal=8
stabs the other punk straight in the gut. The other punk screams in pain and
falls to the floor. The punk is dismayed at what he has done.
The other punk revives from the terribly bleeding wound.
-1 points off punk #1
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[2] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :3 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Gm
Subject :..
DateTime:5:32 pm Mon Apr 16, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31151.1)
I stand and face the Paladin with these words,
"FINE! No more TALK! You asked for it, Bub! I shall strike you down and
sodomize your sister until she bleeds from her groin region!!!!"
I run FULL bolt speeeeeed at the Paladin and when I get about 5 feet from
him, I suddenly stop, and aim my Mr. Rogers Soop Blaster at his head! I pull
the trigger and let 'er RIP!!!
(no more mister nice guy, huh? )
RoR
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[3] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :4 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3-4
DateTime:9:45 pm Mon Apr 16, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31142.1)
You shout the words and the paladin studders for a second...
30% Charisma vs. 10% Paladin Logic
Lower or higher = 29
You frighten the paladin and he retreats.. But the snakeman isn't finished
with him.. The snakeman yells and the lizard man takes out an concealed
aqua-marine potion, places it on the ground and breaks it using his Broad
Sword. A soft cloud of purple smoke emerges and after moments disapears into
thin air. The Paladin is suddenly surrounded by ten lizardmen, and the
snakeman strikes the confused Paladin.
10% vs. 20% Lower or Equal=13
The Paladin swiftly dodges the Snakeman and makes an return hit..
10% vs. 20% Lower or Equal=3
The Paladin misses and the images prepare to attack..
15% vs. 20% Lower or Equal=14
The Lizardman whacks the Paladin in the legs.. The Paladin screams as the
pain rushes throughout his body...
-1 Hit point! The Paladin continues to retreat.
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[4] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :5 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-1
DateTime:9:50 pm Mon Apr 16, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31141.1)
A bubble enters your room and picks you up, taking you to the P-Men Complex.
You are dropped off and two guards escort you to Computer Man's Office. You
take a seat, read the latest CALIFORNIA magazine.. Computer Man enters and
takes a seat. "Struct Def, you must choose what you want your race to be,
name of character, and gender."
Computer Man pulls out an small television remote-control-like device and
points it directly toward you. "Well?"
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[5] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :6 of 50
From :The Snickering Rogue #28
To:The Gm
Subject :Move
DateTime:12:46 am Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31126.1)
I quickly grab the punk's knife, giving him a nasty kick in the groin region
and tweaking my nose at him in the process. Then I proceed to remove the
majority of the red oozy fluid (blood) from their bodies, resulting (rather
tragically) in the end of their lives...
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[6] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :7 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Doods And Doodettes...
Subject :Me. Why?
DateTime:9:29 am Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31104.1)
Shit...don't want to be creative today...well, me name? traw4...yeah, that's
it...I'm from Iowa see...you people here in CA are weird as hell...
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[7] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :8 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid
Subject :Move
DateTime:4:03 pm Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31079.1)
Well, since it looks like the Lizard Men have this under control, I will
try and slip out of the Pub and into the street, with my Soop Blaster close at
hand in case any unfriendly towns-people try anything funny. If I make it out
of the saloon, I'll head over to the Weapons Shop (north?).....
(Hearing the battle cries in the distance? heh heh.)
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[8] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :9 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:The Snickering Rogue
Subject :P-Men Adventures Turn #28-5
DateTime:4:50 pm Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31069.1)
You grab at the Punk's little knife like killing device...
%5 vs. 33% lower or equal=21
Your attempts at snatching the knife are a success!
You strike at your enemy in the nose with the knife.
%33 vs. %5 lower or equal=26
The punk falls to the floor, bleeding like mad. He screams in pain as you are
attacked by the other punk from the back.
%33 vs. %5 lower or equal=3
You are hit by the other punk, the metal of his switchblade asorbs some of
your energy!
-1 Points of Punk #2
-1 Points of Ekul
The wounded punk tries to steal his switchblade back..
%33 vs. %5 lower or equal=14
and fails with grief..
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[9] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :10 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3-5
DateTime:5:00 pm Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31068.1)
You sneak away, while the battle continues...
The Paladin is beaten to a pulp and dragged to the county jailhouse.
You walk into the Pub, singing and dancing are abound. People you see in here
are:
Salamon Jack (the fishman manager of this waterhole)
Mike the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, who seems to be drunk at this time.
Spermies (a bunch of sperms are eating chickens in the corner)
OctoLila, the eight breasted wrench walks past you.
A disturbing looking red-hood-suited terminator robot is sitting at the table,
drinking power fuels. He turns, and notices your Mr. Rodgers Soop Blaster,
takes a look at you..
%30 vs. %20 Lower or Equal=27
and turns back to drinking his fuel. The fish manager says, "hey what'ya want
to down, Shroomer?"
After careful observation...
The Fish Manager seems to be carrying a Automatic Pistol
The Terminator is carrying a level 1 imploder
The Ninja-Turtle has a pair of Katana Claws
The Wrench seems to not be carrying anything.
The Spermies are armed with Machine Guns.
Someone is currently in the bathroom.
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[10] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :11 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-1
DateTime:7:11 pm Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31063.1)
Computer man pushes a small depression on the remote-control like device and
you are suddenly transformed into a robot. A guard jabs a seringe into your
ass and you are instantly knocked out.....
Time Passes....
More Time Passes...
and....
You wake up.. You take a good look about your surroundings, the sky is blue
and clear, a pond is to the north, soft and dead still. Mushroom patches line
the pond and large redwood sized mushrooms litter the enviorment.
There is a strange yellow puss substance flowing out of a crack in the ground.
You hear a low pitter patter of feet, brushes moving...
it gets louder and...
a large white rabbit jumps in from nowhere..
"I'm late, I'm late, oh doloby! I'm late!" and disapears in the mushrooms.
you can hear continuing pitter patter and..
a beautiful young blonde girl jumps in..
"Hello sir, did you happen to see a large white rabbit pass by here?"
You feel this is strangely familiar, as since the shroom in front of you says,
"SDB Incorporated, Dood"
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[11] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :12 of 50
From :The Snickering Rogue #28
To:Sid
Subject :Move
DateTime:11:09 pm Tue Apr 17, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31051.1)
That little twerp. I slice what little's left of his scraggly little face up
and then turn (just in time) to castrate his fool friend, who's just been
hanging around waiting for me to finish his buddy off...
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[12] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :13 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid
Subject :Another VERY incuded Post. ZAP
DateTime:1:33 am Wed Apr 18, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31039.1)
Well.......I've heard rumors about those spermies....and they seem like
real idiots. So I'll go up to the Mike the turtle and ask him if he know of
any places I could get some disposable seringes and if he knows where all the
ACTION is! And trhen answer the barteneders question with, "ALCOHOL? I DON"T
NEED ALCOHOL, MAN......I HAVE *MUCH* BETTER stuff!!!!!!" And try with all my
might to get a feel at one of OctoLila's breasts....while waiting for Mike's
reply.
Also....I want to do a Sanity check on all of the former lifeforms. And
I'm checking for Insanity. I'm going to need an Insane person on this
mission. And I just don't feel like going it myself right now.
LETS MOVE!
<zzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeee>
RoR_
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[13] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :14 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-Men #26-2
DateTime:1:24 pm Wed Apr 18, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31019.1)
RE: P-Men Adventures #26-1
I answer the little girl, "No, I haven't seen one of your rabbit friends...",
while grabbing the shroom, "But, would you care to have some shrooms with me?"
At the same time I grabbed the little shroom, THE MOTHER SHROOM wakes up and
comes after me...
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[14] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :15 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:The Snickering Rogue
Subject :P-Men Adventures #28-6
DateTime:5:06 pm Wed Apr 18, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31001.1)
You attempt to whack the punk in the face and...
%33 vs. %5 Lower or equal=4
and miss the punk, the punks proceed to attack you.
%33 vs. %10 Lower or equal=31
and both of them miss. You continue your attacking attempts.
%33 vs. %10 Lower or equal=23
and make a roundhouse switchblade attack, jabbing both punks in the ribs.
-2 hit points off Punk #1
-1 hit points off Punk #2
One of the punks falls to the floor, bleeding, crying out in pain, shaking,
and stablizes... dead.
The other punk raises his body from the ground and tries to knee you where it
counts.
%33 vs. %5 Lower or equal=15
and misses, at the point blank range you give an defensive attack.
%33 vs. %5 Lower or equal=3
Your switchblade submerges into his body and reappears on the other side.
He looks at you in the eyes, spits blood into your face, gives off a loud moan
of pain and settles. You drop him and take a good look around.. You find.
To the west, a active street and to the east, a open doorway leading to
darkness. The clouds rumble, indicating probable rain storms.
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[15] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :16 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-3
DateTime:5:13 pm Wed Apr 18, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-31000.1)
You tell Alice, "No, I haven't seen one of your rabbit friends..." and as
you grab one of the green colored shrooms you continue.. "But, would you
care to have some shrooms with me?"
She gives a small lady-like bow and smiles. "Shrooms are too strong for me,
but would you happen to have a cup of tea?"
There is a sudden electrical discharge in the air, like something is trying to
get into this world.
You take the shroom off its roots and you find a black potion marked "void".
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[16] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :17 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3-6
DateTime:5:20 pm Wed Apr 18, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30999.1)
You take a seat at the bar and ask mike about better places and seringes.
As he replies you wiggle your finger at Octolila and she takes a good look at
you..
%30 charisma vs. %10 logic lower or equal=4
and tells you to buzz-off. Mike replies. "Dood, I've been to the shroom
patches, 'hikup' , a couple moiles nord o' heere, be a spacebort, yepi, here
me friend, here be my starship card, yepe.. ", drunk as can be, Mike hands you
some type of credit card marked "starship #2422-1 key" and falls asleep on the
bar.
Suddenly there is a electrical discharge and....
%5 vs. %10 lower or equal=1
you are sucked into the hole and suddenly you fall into...
a beautiful land filled with shrooms everywhere.
You notice a robot talking to the Mystical Alice in a nearby shroom patch.
They appear to be talking.
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[17] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :18 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-4
DateTime:5:22 pm Wed Apr 18, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30998.1)
The electrical discharge becomes a hole and suddenly a shroomer falls out from
the hole. Disoriented he gets up and takes a look at you and Alice. The hole
and discharges vanish.
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[18] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :19 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid
Subject :Chemically enduced move #3
DateTime:1:47 am Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30983.1)
Well, I will IMMEDIATELY run up to Alice and give her a HUGE KISS on the
cheek!!!! Then I'll twirl my Mr. Rogers Soup Blaster in the air and give her
a flashy look before I holster it with shattering speed. Showing off, of
course. But I'm SO happy to see Alice, I just have to give her another kiss!
Then after I settle down, I quickly ask Alice about any new Shroom discoveries
She might have made lately. And I also hand Her this funny looking credit
card to she if she can make heads or tails from it. I get excited again and
give Alice another kiss. I ask her if she's seen Pressed Rat around anywhere,
cuz I gotta ask him a question. Lessie....oh yeah, and I ask Alice if she
will have dinner with me.....huh willya?...huh?...huh?...pleeeeeeaaaasssee?
Then before I turn to the robot I give Alice another quick kiss on the
forehead.....
I turn to the robot and say,
"Whats up, dude......chasin rabbits, eh? RoR, man................"
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[19] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :20 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-Men #26-4
DateTime:2:16 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30966.1)
RE: P-Men Adventures #26-3
I get void of course...and how do I convert them shrooms to the monetary unit,
shroomoids?
Anyway, I'll go and have some tea with Alice for now...cuz that pond up north
may give me some stuff called rust...
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[20] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :21 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Doctor Murdock #3
Subject :P-Men #??-36427453678462979533
DateTime:2:19 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30965.1)
RE: Chemically enduced move #3
Nah, not chasin rabbits, Doc...just going to have tea with Alice cuz I asked
first...and then you could have the little dinner with her, k?
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[21] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :22 of 50
From :The Snickering Rogue #28
To:Sid Gnarly #-32769
Subject :Move
DateTime:4:50 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30960.1)
I search the punks for any monetary units and then proceed to look through the
doorway into darkness...
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[22] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :23 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3-7
DateTime:10:06 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30954.1)
You show off with your Soop Blaster, Whirling it.. she watches..
%30 Charisma vs. %10 Logic Lower or Equal=3
And she watches with pure boredom.. You finally drop the pistol...
%5 Dexterity vs. %10 Lower or Equal=3
it falls into your holster. The Robot is sitting around, offering Alice
Shrooms.. He takes the Essence of Void Potion. You give Alice a couple
kisses, and ask her if she seen Pressed Rat, she tells you, "No, he hasn't
played yet."
You notice something in the pond.. slowly coming toward shore.
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[23] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :24 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-4
DateTime:10:09 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30953.1)
"Tea? what Tea? Do you have Tea?", Alice says.
Both of you are in fact, Tea-less, and by the way, you are coated with special
waterproof formula. You pick up the essence of void and pick shrooms. But
you do not see any exchanges here.
You notice something coming to shore in the pond.
Using your keen sense of vision you notice it is a Submarine.
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[24] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :25 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:The Snickering Rogue
Subject :P-Men Adventures #28-7
DateTime:10:12 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30952.1)
You find one switchblade, a pair of spiked boots.
You enter the dark corridor with courage.. You smell something very putrid in
the air, and suddenly.. the door closes behind you..
Light begins to seep in from a unknown place and...
A large green haired Surfer dood comes in and says, "wherez the party, oh,u
k,dood. doodamongo aggro amo!"
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[25] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :26 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-4
DateTime:11:11 pm Thu Apr 19, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30944.1)
I just got this feeling that Ekul is going to join us any sec now...
Fine...I'll go to the stinkin' pond...a submarine? in a pond? sheesh...we
either got a big pond or a small sub or we're in Else...I dunno...
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[26] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :27 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid
Subject :A NON Chemically induced move.
DateTime:1:26 am Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30937.1)
Ok, so She didn't like my twirling soop blaster.
30% Ego vs 2% Stupidity Lower or Equal= 0
I tell Alice to kep an Eye out for a man named Paul. He may be carrying
a ford emblem or arear GT valiance from a 66 Mustang. I get excited again and
run circles around Alice shouting ROR-ALUCARD!!!
Hey, Struct dude......why don't we both just have tea AND Dinner with
Alice together? It's much more prolific that way.
And as we all 3 stand here chatting, I examine the the coming from the
pond. What could it be, I wonder?
Then I get excited again that I'm here with Alice and start wagging my
tail....and I lick her face. <smooch!> And I whisper in Her ear:
RoR, babe......
<wink>
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[27] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :28 of 50
From :The Snickering Rogue #28
To:Sid
Subject :Move
DateTime:2:45 am Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30936.1)
I look at this "person" for a while, appraising him. Then I decide, hey, what
the fuck. I ignore him. He is a figment of my imagination. He doesn't exist,
right?
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[28] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :29 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-5
DateTime:5:10 pm Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30909.1)
You approach the submarine, it submerges fully and suddenly you are attacked
by Grey Suited Ninjas! They grab at you, knock you out with thorozine
seringes. You fall into the submarine, and totally unconcious..
.....time passes...
..time passes..
.time passes.
You wake up, finding yourself helplessly tied up by thick titanium roping.
A large fat man wearing a general's uniform sits in front of you.
"I am General Provst of the Russia, and you my friend, are my hostage, since
of course our Communist Government has fallen, my men need morale, and you are
it. You are a symbol of lazy democratic SCUM!" He tells guards to take you
away.
Swifty, the guards take you to the shower room and tie you up to a chair.
A dozen guards line up in a horizantal fashion (such as a firing squad.) Next
to them are chairs which level 10 cream pies each.
The Officer in Charge (appear to be) points at you and laughs.
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[29] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :30 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3-8
DateTime:5:12 pm Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30908.1)
You notice the robot being taken away in the submarine, the submarine
submerges and disapears..
You continue your sweet talk when suddenly you notice something glowing in the
shrooms..
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[30] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :31 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:The Snickering Rogue
Subject :P-Men Adventures #28-8
DateTime:5:14 pm Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30907.1)
"Dood-o-mongo, dood, like do you know why i'm here?"
He pulls out a BIG gun and says calmly.
"Dood-o-mongo, i'm taking you to the Boss.. dood."
He gently touches the trigger and a LOUD shot barely misses your head.
Appears to be 12mm ammo...
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[31] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :32 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid
Subject :P-Men #26-6,7?
DateTime:8:45 pm Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30900.1)
[Oh, sure, just take me away from Alice before I had dinner...and I didn't
even get to attack the ninjas... end of gripe]
So there in the titanium rope I stayed...
"Dood, said in my 'lectronic voice, why the hell do ya want me?"
and mumbled..."I love USSR, especially Siberia...can you send me there?"
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[32] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :33 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-Men #26-6 cont...
DateTime:8:48 pm Fri Apr 20, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30899.1)
RE: P-Men Adventures #26-5
"JUST FUCKIN' SEND ME TO SIBERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
see, I don't want level 10 cream pies to just kill right there and then...
hmmm...maybe there's a way of getting out of here...LOOK AROUND?
describe summore...
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[33] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :34 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid
Subject :A chemically induced post #4
DateTime:12:21 am Sat Apr 21, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30897.1)
Ok, I'll bite........LOOK INTO THE SHROOM PATCH!
(and give ALice another kiss on the side of her pelvis....)
<smooch!>
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[34] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :35 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26-7
DateTime:2:39 pm Sun Apr 22, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30884.1)
A big fat dood comes in and says
"Comrade, we know of your super abilities of spying, and we would like to hire
you as a international spy against the neighboring democrat'ee'c stahtes o'
us. Will U heep us?
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[35] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :36 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-Men #26-8
DateTime:3:58 pm Sun Apr 22, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30882.1)
RE: P-Men Adventures #26-7
"How much d'ya pay?" oh, I get it...if I don't help ya, I die, right?
"So what do I do?"
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[36] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :37 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men #26-9
DateTime:4:58 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30834.1)
"You won't die, you'll be slowly TORTURED, carefully CASTRATED, hung from a
REDWOOD, and placed in warm DEEP-HEATING RUB mixed with Hydrogen Peroxide and
get your arms sliced by hot needles.
The Fatman takes a bottle of chloroform and sploshes it into your face...
You are suddenly knocked out....
sleep...
rest....
dream....
wet-dream...
dream....
rest...
sleep...
disoriented...
wake...
breathe...
You wake up on the side walk, dressed in very degrading clothes. Flies buzz
around, and you notice caucasian humans walking around. Some look at you in
disgrace, you notice the eiffel tower in the back ground. A paper in your
pocket reads:
" Now Comrade, you are in Paris, France. If you happen to not succeed in this
mission in 24 hours, take a look at your wrist."
You take a look.
It seems to be a wrist watch, currently at 23:49:00.00. You are also holding
a bottle of vodka.
" Your mission: to assasinate the traitor YOKAV
DEBUZKISHIKOSWNIHOOAVIKGBRUSSIANCOMMUNESKI who defected to France two days
ago. Kill him and live, and by the way, NO PAYMENT."
You notice a volvo pass by, on the license plate reads the words
"YOKAV91"
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[37] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :38 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3
DateTime:5:00 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30833.1)
You find a small green crystal with the engraving:
~Touch Ye Me Go To De Vod Ape"
Alice bids farewell and leaves for the rabbit...
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[38] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :39 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-Men #26-10
DateTime:6:20 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30823.1)
RE: P-Men #26-9
First off: Drink the vodka..oh, check it first for poisons..none?...okay...
Need some money...24 Hours, eh?
Oh, since I have some Electronic knowledge...can I plug myself to France DMV
to trace that Yokav Dood? Yeah....
ummm...hell, I gotta stand up first and thrash me some info...gotta cost
something in this society...INFORMATION IS POWER, eh? That's why I'm
poor...no info...
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[39] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :40 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid...
Subject :I stash the crystal...
DateTime:7:42 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30816.1)
In my pocket and follow Alice after the rabbit.
(you think I was gonna leave her that easily??)
With my hand never leaving my Mr. Rogers Soop Blaster, just inc ase
somebody jumps out of nowhere ans tries to hurt her.
And while she's running in front of me, I'll stealthfully stick a piece of
paper to Her back which reads:
RoR - Alucard
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[40] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :41 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Struct Def
Subject :P-Men Adventures #26
DateTime:10:31 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30806.1)
You walk over to the local public phone and with a little rewiring you plug
your built-in 38,400 kbps modem into the jack and begin processing...
:41-211-5332-22 "Electronic Oper.. BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!"633
"Thank you."
Moments pass...
"Yokav91 Volvo Model 200S Date-of-Purchase:August1290 #200S-E61"
"BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!"4243
"Password inval..BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!"3125
"Thank you."
Moments pass...
You hear the numbers...
"1.. 4.. 1.. 2.. 6........ 8... 2.."
"Merci Monsieur, Au Revoir"
The connection is cancelled.
The Vodka kicks in.. you are suddenly in soma....
The watch ticks away.......
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[41] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :42 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Powerful Paul
Subject :P-Men Adventures #100-Init
DateTime:10:36 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30805.1)
You suddenly find yourself engulphed in a cloud of smoke and knocked out..
sleep..
You wake up...
in the P-Men Headquarters, in which a very attractive human woman escorts you
to the P-Men Commisioner Computer Man's office.
You reach the office and Computer Man soon joins you.
"Hello Paul, what would you like to be known as in this game and your race
please. Also your destination."
Behind Computer Man, a large bulletin says...
"Destinations Available:"
"New BerkeleySan Quentin"
"The DarksideDimension Z"
"The Land of ELseThe Roaring 80's"
"Room-Wif-A-Vue!Paris, 91"
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[42] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :43 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Doctor Murdock
Subject :P-Men Adventures #3
DateTime:10:40 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30804.1)
Picking up the Green Crystal, it glows brighter and you feel VERY funny..
You are suddenly knocked out by gases which are released from the crystal..
Next thing you know you are in a forest, which you sense a great deal of magic
in.. You notice a robed old man approaching, as he approaches he says,
"da-va-ku-ma-to-za-zu-ze-za-ma"
You drift off again, finding yourself back in the land of ELse
Alice seems to be out of sight... The large shrooms seem to enclose you in
all directions...
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[43] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :44 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Sid Gnarly #1
Subject :P-men #26
DateTime:11:36 pm Mon Apr 23, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30800.1)
RE: P-Men Adventures #26
my five minute alarm wakes me up [ya, i got a five minute alarm...cuz time IS
money...]
fuck..shit...hate them stupid 38.4 kbps piece of shit...it's hayes too...
fuck, i was going to get a usr or a telebit but nooo...the dealer gave me this
'terrific' deal on it...oh, that was my modem...how the fuck did it go here?
maybe i'm dreaming...
fuck..23 hours more...how am i going to waste my time? the hack trick didn't
work...oh yeah! i got some connections around here...yeah, his name's case...
damn, i think i forgot the number..nope, i didn't...here goes..
me: bedibedip...(ATS11=0.00000047)
case: (on his computer, of course) wussup?
me: hey dood...it's tane4...[gee, i thought i named myself traw4 or something]
case: hey! haven't heard from ya in a looong as time dood..
me: i know...life sucks...these doods (bzzzt...oh, they installed one of those
automatic punishing thingys...shit)...anyway, i gotta find this dood,
yokav4...can ya help me?
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[44] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :45 of 50
From :Powerful Paul #100
To:Sid
Subject :P-men Move Whatever
DateTime:2:24 pm Tue Apr 24, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30787.1)
Well, since I don't like to pretend to be anything I'm not, I'll tell
Computerman that I want to stick with my name (Paul), and I want to be cast as
one of those neat-o Rad Mutant things. (That's not much of a stretch.) As
for my destination...well, where else could it be but...
THE DARKSIDE!!!
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[45] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :46 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:Sid
Subject :A very conscious move
DateTime:6:03 pm Tue Apr 24, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30786.1)
Ok, well, I heed the robed mans words. (??)
And since I'm back in Else, I guess I take a bit off one of the mushrooms.
Then I'll yell out, "AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEEE??????"
Ok, so I can't figure out what to do. I start pondering about the mans
words, and I say them to myself metally.....then I get a bright idea and a
little mushroom above my head lights up, and I shout out loud,
"da-va-ku-ma-to-za-zu-ze-za-ma!!!!!"
Maybe that will open a door, or somehting?
THe mushroom takes effect and a sinister smile comes over me and my eyes close
to evil slits on my face, and these words come from my mouth,
"Muuuuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"
RoR
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[46] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :47 of 50
From :Sid Gnarly #1
To:Powerful Paul
Subject :P-Men Adventures #100
DateTime:6:38 pm Tue Apr 24, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30784.1)
You gasp a breath of air and concentrate your eyes on Computer Man.
He programs in the data into the small remote control-like device and places
it toward you, pushes a small red-button located on the bottom side and a thin
beam of red light streaks into your body, turning you into....
A Human/Pig Mutant!
It feels uncomfortable and you have the feeling you will not get too far with
the strength that you have at the moment...
Two guards enter the room and escort you to the transporter labs. You are
placed on a glowing pad and one of the guards flips a switch on the wall.. You
are suddenly engulphed in a storm of blue light...
ZAP!
You find yourself in the rain, feeling even worse...
You are on a muddy country road, which leads west to east.
A barn & house is far to the east.
Some car keys lie on the ground.. there appear to be 4 different keys. Partly
submerged into the ground.
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[47] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :48 of 50
From :Pressed Rat #6
To:All
Subject :Good Day, foyne foyne Burphidd
DateTime:8:26 pm Wed Apr 25, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30752.1)
Peace, brotherz... I have just willed myself into existence. If anyone
happens to be standing at the corner of How and What in Lubbock, TX right now,
they suddenly (with a Pff!) see a buck-naked Pressed Rat appear in a
compromising pose just to the left of a nearby soda fountain. I immediately
use my amazing "hide in bright sunlight" power to go unnoticed for days until
I find the secret gateway to the city cellar. Soon I have located the uplink
from there to the Land of Else, where Doc has telepathically sent me
mind-mail, saying unto me, "come Ye Here, and Rescue Me from Demented
Wrabbitze!"
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[48] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :49 of 50
From :Doctor Murdock #3
To:All
Subject :Man, it's been a LONG day.....
DateTime:11:51 pm Thu Apr 26, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30725.1)
(no post....waiting for my move to be processed...............................)
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[49] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Number :50 of 50
From :Struct Def #26
To:Struct Def #26
Subject :P-men #26
DateTime:10:11 pm Fri Apr 27, 1990 (C:\TAG\MSGS\A-30690.1)
HEY, CASE!!! wake up man! you've been doing too much shroomies lately, huh?
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[50] Read:(1-50,<CR>,A,N,P,R,S,Q,?):
Call these other fine boards.....
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-= The Legion Outpost.........................................415/521/7413 =-
-= The Crystal Ship...........................................415/524/9951 =-
-= The Village................................................415/237/4145 =-
-= Pro Leech..................................................415/236/8192 =-
-= The Nimitz Downport........................................415/276/3677 =-
-= Lunatic Labs...............................................213/655/0691 =-
-= Bad Dudes Hideout..........................................415/391/0704 =-
-= Skeleton Crue..............................................415/376/8060 =-
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RoR - Alucard -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
