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The Answers to the Fnordian Question of Existence
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Remember logging onto that certain bbs....thinking that it was
probably another PD/CD rom drive Mega-BBS? And saying, "GOD...not ANOTHER
one of THOSE!!" And then to find yourself answering this extremely odd logon
questionnaire? Well, guess what? That questionnaire held a secret to
Existence and Life as the Valgars know it! That questionnaire held the
question of YOUR Destiny! Your Existence! Your Acuality! Your VERY SELF-
HOOD REVEALING!! AND YOU ANSWERED IT!!!!!!
Subconsciously...........of course.
Let me continue.....you will now see the Answers to the Fnordian Question of
Existence! Some are odd, some are weird, and some are down right sicko! But
those that were stupid, and just a total waste of time, were deleted, and may
the souls of those who did, fry in the depth of hell until dementia rots
whatever is left of there reality into little fragments of maggot embryo
lying on a piece of some skunk carcass laying out in the middle of a road on
some planet way out in the backwaters of time and space, of your previous
existence!! THAT will teach them a lesson to be aware and decisive during
these tests of Life!! Fools.
For those who did answer.....thank you I'm sure you're better
off for it.
Here are there answers! Do with them what you will. May you learn by them!
We wish your reality a good one.................
The Question:
Froodblau Ickshaw flicken-floom Razzzzzzzzhump?
The Answers:
Shoestring #143 8:51 pm Tue Nov 28, 1989
What's red and bubbly, and scrathes on glass?
R. Bubba Magillicutty #151 6:47 pm Thu Nov 30, 1989
Baby on Fnord
Wax #160 9:29 am Sat Dec 02, 1989
What the FUCK you looking at bullet head!
B.F.S. #164 12:43 pm Sun Dec 03, 1989
"That's MISTER to you."
Lost Wanderer #171 8:25 am Tue Dec 05, 1989
watch where your going and quit trying to read stupid signs like this
Dr. Strangelove #178 11:49 pm Fri Dec 08, 1989
Ichban de snoogle frotz qua del snoto.
Wolvie #179 12:45 am Sat Dec 09, 1989
lsssskdl iiiiiiirrrr lisdhj xxxzaRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Red Baron #182 10:24 am Sat Dec 09, 1989
Shez....wierd questionaire if I ever saw one
Chick #184 11:58 am Sat Dec 09, 1989
NYETT!
Innocenti #186 7:26 am Sun Dec 10, 1989
hoopersnacky gingus snabblin trablinkanker.
Great One #187 1:25 pm Mon Dec 11, 1989
No thanks, I've had mine already today.
Steve Aubrey #188 12:25 pm Tue Dec 12, 1989
twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbel in the wabe
God Almighty #189 2:40 pm Tue Dec 12, 1989
Plllllllllllbt!
Harry #192 12:24 am Fri Dec 15, 1989
why not then moose!
Srossar #195 2:51 pm Fri Dec 15, 1989
Ickeh Beughrt Freud
Ironblade #198 11:20 pm Fri Dec 15, 1989
Ich verstehe Sie nicht.
Karl #199 7:45 am Sun Dec 17, 1989
WHAT GREAT DRUGS!!!!!
Wood Stork #204 11:46 pm Sun Dec 17, 1989
OK, call me voice and we'll set it up.
Zmbngasomar #206 1:33 pm Mon Dec 18, 1989
Froodblau Ickshaw flicken-floom Razzzzzzzzhump? [Dunno German]
Unga Bunga #210 4:21 am Wed Dec 20, 1989
God damn straight! I have to say `yea' to that.
Tr1P0D #211 8:46 am Wed Dec 20, 1989
Yeah, I know, och jag snackar svenska!
Henry Skye #216 6:42 pm Fri Dec 22, 1989
Eat my shorts!
Digibase #218 10:17 am Sat Dec 23, 1989
I could, but today I am already committed.
John Maio #219 8:06 pm Sat Dec 23, 1989
blacke nuiloi netttre be cezz!
Mr.Wizard #220 12:06 pm Sun Dec 24, 1989
Gggggggaaaaaaaaaarrpppppppppppppphhhhhhllllllbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaarrffffffffff!
The Eternal Sage #221 12:22 pm Mon Dec 25, 1989
Yes, I'll try some, Xanadu.
Warangel #224 8:44 pm Mon Dec 25, 1989
MISha Ida looloo
Dankari #226 11:34 am Wed Dec 27, 1989
Bicken floundhump Quissenf!!! Darf!, Uggla?
Miller-Man #232 6:31 pm Thu Dec 28, 1989
Fuuushin Iknabooo Sheneeenha
Allan Burrington #237 11:18 pm Fri Dec 29, 1989
The outcome of inbreeding
Victor Nowik #245 10:57 pm Sun Dec 31, 1989
testu and cunard quaka-wha quaka-wha
Mr. Bradshaw #248 4:26 am Tue Jan 02, 1990
Satanic Sacrifice
Norman Ash #250 8:41 am Tue Jan 02, 1990
rbudlig noflitferz
Piro #252 12:28 pm Wed Jan 03, 1990
correct, but only on alternate tuesdays
Godd Dammit! #255 2:49 am Thu Jan 04, 1990
My Mother does not wear high heels!
Mojo Mafet #238 3:05 am Sat Jan 06, 1990
No I don't like big breasted women
Dinoceros #244 10:01 pm Sat Jan 06, 1990
that's write and don't you forget it
Swazimoto #262 9:18 pm Sun Jan 07, 1990
Knooplan Kiri-Kara mustaffah Telephongespracht!
Cthulhu #266 12:38 pm Mon Jan 08, 1990
Na Krego Va El Metchik
Hugh Next #270 7:29 am Wed Jan 10, 1990
I only do that with my wife.
Harrison Page #271 11:55 am Wed Jan 10, 1990
Because ice cream has no bones.
Hacker X #272 12:37 am Thu Jan 11, 1990
Grimble freeb the wable-wobs at nuremblit.
Dark Nite #276 10:24 pm Thu Jan 11, 1990
My dick is long and hard
Mikhail Gorbachev #277 6:29 pm Fri Jan 12, 1990
Hrmmmmmbob flippin orble snraf
Yawn #277 1:24 am Sat Jan 13, 1990
lkjsdf, jiiououp "flopuoije!", hahahaha!!!!!1
Zero Interupt #279 6:30 pm Sun Jan 14, 1990
blab asfde dabdas!!! ahahahahahahaha
Crush Commander #282 4:53 pm Mon Jan 15, 1990
What is this cheezy Bullshit?
Notman #287 6:08 pm Wed Jan 17, 1990
Back and forth in a rowboat!
Finn #3 1:37 am Sat Jan 20, 1990
Ehbee Shippen Der Flooken-das Reminheinz der Shifelof!
Telathan #294 9:12 pm Tue Mar 06, 1990
Such language! and on a children's board! (psst...Time &place)
Fred C. Dobbs #297 3:29 am Wed Mar 07, 1990
Leon Redbone
Saruman #298 8:45 am Wed Mar 07, 1990
kILTER KLAN KLEPTO KALX CLAMBAKE BOOOOOOOOM!
Jeff Hunter #299 10:47 am Wed Mar 07, 1990
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Leon Trotsky #300 2:28 pm Wed Mar 07, 1990
Greemph notz.
Mada Namni #301 3:05 pm Wed Mar 07, 1990
FARZI WOSNOT BLOOTHGLIME
Blade Runner #303 5:17 pm Wed Mar 07, 1990
Hickenbotham, Veres tahf scrimply-gimples.
Stooge #304 11:45 am Thu Mar 08, 1990
I DON'T KNOW SIR DEATH'S LANGUAGE
Jack Death #310 3:08 pm Sat Mar 10, 1990
in domon'e di-nostre astaroth
Kfog #293 1:56 pm Sun Mar 11, 1990
XZASJJJHJK!!!! HOLA! Mas despacio por favor!
Master Of Shadow #313 7:28 pm Sun Mar 11, 1990
quood lib ug hudger you mortal!
Abdul Chuggabeer #318 5:33 pm Tue Mar 13, 1990
izzflarnk gazoob pristhenk
Don Juan #320 11:18 pm Tue Mar 13, 1990
May you find a yak in your bed
The Opportunist #321 12:25 am Wed Mar 14, 1990
When I was about 16, yes.
Jota #322 11:43 am Wed Mar 14, 1990
WABBA NEEBE SNOOK SPAW.
Video #323 7:57 pm Wed Mar 14, 1990
Grqqqzzzzp?
Baby Ford #324 9:21 pm Wed Mar 14, 1990
Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy.. poetry?
Walter Beckmann #326 2:04 pm Thu Mar 15, 1990
Fgrty defhijty femnascy!
Silver Bullet #331 9:21 pm Fri Mar 16, 1990
a fucked up person
Kallisti #332 9:40 pm Fri Mar 16, 1990
Mein inchor flouzy! Der oph in der maggerlou!
Case #335 9:15 pm Sun Mar 18, 1990
Goodentag, dumpkof.
Scott Thomas #337 6:39 pm Mon Mar 19, 1990
Ah, the smell of it.....
Balder #338 7:42 pm Mon Mar 19, 1990
Dood! Your on drugs.
Monster Bash #339 9:59 pm Mon Mar 19, 1990
Okitamadi nishiga shawshawdigiba ni shita ma?
Bag Clip #343 6:19 pm Wed Mar 21, 1990
REEB RELLIM!!!
The Monarch #345 10:44 am Thu Mar 22, 1990
Neer bup lich imer
Auld Phart #346 12:42 am Fri Mar 23, 1990
Why the Porridge Bird Laid His Egg In the AIr
Bashman #348 4:19 pm Fri Mar 23, 1990
No, but I've excreted some in my time..
Zanbar #354 4:21 pm Mon Mar 26, 1990
Well, I guess I could if I got paid enuff
Electronic Elf #356 1:42 pm Wed Mar 28, 1990
Nri Kraakw
Splicer #357 5:19 pm Wed Mar 28, 1990
Mick-Mak-Fizzlebrack oopy-moopy mao mao!
This is ONLY the FIRST file! The other users are being
calculated and strategically placed in their perspective files.......soon to
be
released.
You now know the Question. What would YOUR answer be? Call now,
The Headquarters of The Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, inc.
415/236/2371
You will be recorded and recognized by the goddess Isabeau! And
you answer may be on the next answer sheet! (Sheet? Of what, man?) Now you
know which of these above people are aware of their reality!
Are you?
RoR - Alucard
Signed,
Doctor Murdock
