Soldiers of Death Issue 05 part 4

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º      SoD 5  :   File 4 of 5      :  Adventures of the SoD #2               º                                                                   
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º          Date Released : [06/26/93]       Author: The Pyschotic Pyrotic    º 
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    The High God of Spam, Spam-o, was floating above the battle between the  
 slatanic SoD and his Cultists. Napalm fires had ravaged the countryside and  
 the KY jelly was thick and menacing. And his warriors were getting there  
 asses kicked. So Spam-o flew down and joined the melee... 

    TPP was locked in a deadly battle with Sir Robin and 3 spamists who were 
 trying to give him hackerwannabeitis. While Morbid Angel was behind a fence  
 singing One little two little three little stupid fucks and marking the  
 numbers as scatches on the wall. Tpp then yelled fuck this and stuffed Sir  
 Robin all the way up Lurches ass. Then shot the others. Suddenly Spam-o 
 attacked from the sky, knocking TPP down. Then TPP jumped on Spam-o's neck  
 and slit his fuckin throat. Then all the spamist's killed themselves. The  
 Sod then stole all there Credit Cards and TV's and Tapes to sell to Adult 
 movie theaters. The KY Jelly was confiscated by the police and the FBI who 
 used it for there own purposes.  
  
    Spam-o was filled with pain. As a god he had never been hurt before and 
 this just made it worse. His avatar on earth had been slain and he could not 
 reform for another 10 years. He vowed to get even with the Sod. Using what 
 little power he had left, he transformed the spam left at the house into a  
 large pile of shit.  
  
    At SOD HQ, The sods were ordering lots of mail order stuff with there new 
 credit cards. They were going out to the carto go to the dropsite when the  
 creature attacked. He knocked TPP into some bushes.. He then got up and  
 everyone pulled out there guns. They filled it with so much lead, there  
 wasn't a bit of spam left. On the way to the drop site, they burned down the 
 cultists house, got drunk and got chased by cops. When they reached the drop 
 site, what they had bought had turned to spam... 
    
  What the fuck?f