Soldiers of Death Issue 06 part 3

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º      SoD 6  :   File 3 of 5      :  How to be a Wigger                     º                                                                   
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º          Date Released : [07/10/93]       Author: The Pyschotic Pyrotic    º 
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    This File will show how you too can be a G-Money butthumping wigger  
 faggit. This file is for humor purposes so don't do it unless you really lame 
 and have no freinds..  

 1. First you have to be a total loozer. Read a few Dammit mags and you'll be 
 one in no time.  

 2. Go to the mall and buy some smelly cross colours clothes. 

 3. Buy a ton of rap cds.  

 4. Go to Detroit and get fucked up the ass by some black guy. 

 5. Start worshipping blacks and allow them to butt fuck and sacrifice you 
 to the god X. 

 6. Get a name like Heavy G or Funky Z. Or just X or F or G or something like 
 that. 

 7. Oh, shit, you forgot the vocab..  

Bad: bad 
Beat Box: A box you go in to beat off 
Bust A Beat Box: You don't want to know 
Bust a move: You don't want to know this one either 
Coolin': relaxing after getting fucked up the ass 
Crew: a group of gay buddys 
Crib: the bed 
Dis: To cheat on 
Dope: This is what they say when there up there ass 
Faggot: Anyone who is a wigger 
Funky: When a wigger shits while hes got a dick up his ass 
Gear: Sex toys 
get busy: To start the gay orgie 
hip pop: rap music 
kickin': hard 
Posse: a cool crew 
yo: a greeting, hello 

8. Now you have lost your asshole virginity and are now a wigger. 

 
As you can see, wiggers are just a bunch of flaming faggits.